/b/ opens a store. What can you buy there?
Chocolate milk and pizza.
>>674378745
shitty, realistic scratch and sniff stickers
Nothing because it burns down overnight.
Bananas. Just fucking piles of bananas
Dragon dildos
over-priced rare pepe's
Children
Chocolate milk and helium exit bags.
>>674378745
niggers
my sister for half an hour
butter with the toast crumbs already in it
Women's suffrage
Piss
disembodied assholes
>>674378745
High quality finger boxes
almost off milk
>>674379157
...every night....
aids
A shoddily made chinese weapon
>>674378745
Pot and Weed.
Literally, you'd enter the store and there would be porcelain pots, all sorts for decorations to garden show off. As well as grass.
>>674378745
>Wigs for traps
>diapers because gross
>cheetos, permanent orange keyboards
>cs:go knifes
>Philippino cleaning staff rentals
>oldfag badges
>raw toast
>OP starter kits
Dog shit
PUDDI PUDDI at discount prices
>>674378745
Pass?
Everything that a normal grocery store sells except everything is expired
Donald trump plushies and milk bottles filled with cum
>>674379695
Even for the kiddies?
Jewish mail order brides
Tyrone
CP posters that are put up for sale for a few seconds every day then immediately taken down, you better be quick
bottled water, known brand, but tastes slightly different than normal water, just enough to try to remember what actual water tastes like
Memes.
prescription drugs
>>674379791
lol for real. best post
>>674379707
>RAW TOAST
You mean sliced bread nigga?
fox traps
>>674379859
Do not want, smells like sweat and herpes
>>674379199
I really really really like your dubs.
Skittles, just normal skittles. The only difference is that the "s" on these skittles is tilted 180°
amateur dermatology services
>>674379854
every... one...
almost dead batteries
>>674378745
dubs
Liquor. Porn. Fleshlights.
Large caliber bullets. Perfect for s snip
>>674378745
Handmade Dragon Dildo knockoffs and chicken nuggers.
>>674380071
under rated post
Helium frogs
Actual clones of Adolf Hitler, sold at a discount price since they're surplus from the /pol/ store across the street
>>674379445
I like this one
Trap porn, NAKED banana (fully NAKED) and yeah thats it
>>674378745
low qaulity pixelated chinese porn;
vinyls
chocolate chip koekies
cs:go skins
gift cards (steam xbox etc)
top keks
Fingerless gloves
Gray sweatshirts
>>674380333
>trap
>>674380322
You can only have the pure fuhrer.
>>674380431
earl sweatshirts
MLP bumper stickers and corn cobs
Chicken fried niggers
>>674378745
pic related
Didn't read but im surprised fedoras and MLP merchandise isnt top kek
>>674378745
Coat hangers. The wire kind.
>>674380553
so are they niggers or chicken?
>>674380576
too edgy for here
>>674379199
>>674380383
Glove-less fingers
>>674380622
niggers fried as if they were chicken.
Should encourage cannibalism and genocide.
>>674380698
new-fag?