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/b/ opens a store. What can you buy there?
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/b/ opens a store. What can you buy there?
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Chocolate milk and pizza.
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>>674378745
shitty, realistic scratch and sniff stickers
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Nothing because it burns down overnight.
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Bananas. Just fucking piles of bananas
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Dragon dildos
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over-priced rare pepe's
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Children
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Chocolate milk and helium exit bags.
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>>674378745
niggers
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my sister for half an hour
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butter with the toast crumbs already in it
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Women's suffrage
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Piss
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disembodied assholes
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>>674378745
High quality finger boxes
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almost off milk
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>>674379157
...every night....
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aids
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A shoddily made chinese weapon
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>>674378745
Pot and Weed.

Literally, you'd enter the store and there would be porcelain pots, all sorts for decorations to garden show off. As well as grass.
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>>674378745
>Wigs for traps
>diapers because gross
>cheetos, permanent orange keyboards
>cs:go knifes
>Philippino cleaning staff rentals
>oldfag badges
>raw toast
>OP starter kits
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Dog shit
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PUDDI PUDDI at discount prices
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>>674378745
Pass?
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Everything that a normal grocery store sells except everything is expired
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Donald trump plushies and milk bottles filled with cum
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>>674379695
Even for the kiddies?
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Jewish mail order brides
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Tyrone
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CP posters that are put up for sale for a few seconds every day then immediately taken down, you better be quick
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bottled water, known brand, but tastes slightly different than normal water, just enough to try to remember what actual water tastes like
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Memes.
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prescription drugs
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>>674379791
lol for real. best post
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>>674379707
>RAW TOAST
You mean sliced bread nigga?
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fox traps
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>>674379859
Do not want, smells like sweat and herpes
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>>674379199
I really really really like your dubs.
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Skittles, just normal skittles. The only difference is that the "s" on these skittles is tilted 180°
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amateur dermatology services
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>>674379854
every... one...
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almost dead batteries
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>>674378745
dubs
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Liquor. Porn. Fleshlights.
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Large caliber bullets. Perfect for s snip
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>>674378745
Handmade Dragon Dildo knockoffs and chicken nuggers.
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>>674380071
under rated post
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Helium frogs
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Actual clones of Adolf Hitler, sold at a discount price since they're surplus from the /pol/ store across the street
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>>674379445
I like this one
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Trap porn, NAKED banana (fully NAKED) and yeah thats it
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>>674378745
low qaulity pixelated chinese porn;
vinyls
chocolate chip koekies
cs:go skins
gift cards (steam xbox etc)
top keks
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Fingerless gloves
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Gray sweatshirts
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>>674380333
>trap
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>>674380322
You can only have the pure fuhrer.
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>>674380431
earl sweatshirts
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MLP bumper stickers and corn cobs
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Chicken fried niggers
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>>674378745

pic related
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Didn't read but im surprised fedoras and MLP merchandise isnt top kek
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>>674378745
Coat hangers. The wire kind.
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>>674380553
so are they niggers or chicken?
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>>674380576
too edgy for here
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>>674379199
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>>674380383
Glove-less fingers
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>>674380622
niggers fried as if they were chicken.

Should encourage cannibalism and genocide.
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>>674380698
new-fag?
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