>>674374989
how

how is it peeing on your nutsack every morning?

>>674374989
Do you have to go for fat bitches or do you get skinny sluts too?

>>674375069
Ask your mamma

do u have a poor diet?

is that your penis or your nutsack on the picture? do your tits wobble when you go down the stairs?

>>674375018
>how much
Ftfy

>anything
can you put on a pretty bra and push your big tits together for me?

>>674374989
I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

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>>674375227

>>674374989
Alex?

>>674375227
Was this real the first time it was posted?

>>674375320
Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grad wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voigsoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an Grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona.

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Real op here this guy stole my pc from another thread. I do get laid on a regular basis, but sadly ive never been with a skinny chick. Chubbies erryday

Im in bed and gf sleeping, so here's my nipple. I just got done pooping.

>>674374989
>Fat
You're morbidly obese, OP

>>674374989
does hookers vomit after you cum?

>>674374989
For how long have you been fucking your dog?

What drugs do you use?

>>674375037
triggered/10

Worst AMA ever, youre not answering anyones questions. Fuck you and your tits OP

why the php function mail() sends three fucking emails despite beeing only called once? ANSWER ME OP

>>674374989
Getting titty fucked by strange men in a park at 3a.m. isn't exactly getting laid. Also, OP is a fatg

>>674375227
Get your lazy good for nothing fat faggot ass up and burn the only calorie you're going to lose a day, by walking to the goddamn counter you gluttonous gelatinous fat piece of shit

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>>674378649

>>674378100
Sounds like u should probably stop sending an array instead of ur mum (^:

>laid
laid down on the operating table to get your cholesterol removed from your blocked arteries

>>674374989
On a scale of 1-10, u r a nigger

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>>674374989
would you fuck this guy

>>674374989

so you are a passive queer who gets nailed by drunk niggas?

WINRAR!

>>674374989
how much do you pay?

What are dubs

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>>674374989
Does one hand have more calluses than the other? Or is the other hand more moisturized?

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>>674375097
Go to sleep. You have a short bus to catch in a few hours.