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2016-03-17 10:11:08 Post No. 674373630
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:11:08 Post No. 674373630 [Report]
Greentext collab faggots. Every post contributes one line to the story. I'll start:

>Be 14yo me
>About to ask out crush
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:14:32 Post No.674373845
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>my hot dog sweats boiled juices
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:16:06 Post No.674373953
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:16:06 Post No.674373953 [Report]
>As I'm about to head out to school I realized I forgot my phone
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:24:23 Post No.674374548
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>back at home I remember that I left my phone in my mother's asshole
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:25:32 Post No.674374629
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:25:32 Post No.674374629 [Report]
>niggers can't stump the Trump
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:27:30 Post No.674374773
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:27:30 Post No.674374773 [Report]
>barrel rolls to mom room's
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:30:12 Post No.674374955
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:30:12 Post No.674374955 [Report]
>Thankfully mom left her anus unattached while she slept, so I grabbed my phone and flashed back to the front door
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:32:21 Post No.674375101
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:32:21 Post No.674375101 [Report]
>le el le giggle la maya la memes, hopefully my thank you will thank you cum cum sex oh yes baby baby i watch my little pony
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:34:09 Post No.674375221
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:34:09 Post No.674375221 [Report]
>go back to grill
>use selected item
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:34:35 Post No.674375259
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:34:35 Post No.674375259 [Report]
>lay down on floor and start benchpressing my dog to get a sick pump
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:35:24 Post No.674375307
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:35:24 Post No.674375307 [Report]
>the dog starts cumming in my face from my palms stimulating his prostate through his belly
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:35:39 Post No.674375325
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:35:39 Post No.674375325 [Report]
>doggo comes skitties
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:37:20 Post No.674375421
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:37:20 Post No.674375421 [Report]
>girls watches me disgusted but still intrigued
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:38:16 Post No.674375488
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:38:16 Post No.674375488 [Report]
>kickflip + melon + perfect landing
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:44:25 Post No.674375925
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:44:25 Post No.674375925 [Report]
>look down
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:46:34 Post No.674376100
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:46:34 Post No.674376100 [Report]
>ask bae if she wants to watch my little pony
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:49:50 Post No.674376366
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:49:50 Post No.674376366 [Report]
>get diamonds cause rainbow dasher
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:52:38 Post No.674376555
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:52:38 Post No.674376555 [Report]
>>674376366
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>>674375488
>>674374955
>gf tells me I need more dubs before we can fuck rainbow dash
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:53:38 Post No.674376630
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:53:38 Post No.674376630 [Report]
>>674376555
>i get trips instead
>fucking alpha
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:53:56 Post No.674376661
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:53:56 Post No.674376661 [Report]
>>674376555
check'd!
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:56:12 Post No.674376851
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:56:12 Post No.674376851 [Report]
>gf rapes me with a lifesized rainbowdash plushie
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:02:00 Post No.674377365
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:02:00 Post No.674377365 [Report]
>I fuck gf's cat and then make her eat it
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:03:44 Post No.674377524
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:03:44 Post No.674377524 [Report]
>>674377365
>acceptable since Vietnamese
>plays piano 5+ hours daily
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:05:49 Post No.674377716
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:05:49 Post No.674377716 [Report]
>she plays 'tiny dancer'
>i cry
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:13:46 Post No.674378408
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:13:46 Post No.674378408 [Report]
>>674377716
>fall into deep state of depression
>start lurking /b/
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:15:15 Post No.674378570
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:15:15 Post No.674378570 [Report]
>Op then sucked a cock! It was a good day.
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:16:24 Post No.674378675
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:16:24 Post No.674378675 [Report]
>>674378570
Shitcock.webm
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:16:50 Post No.674378715
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:16:50 Post No.674378715 [Report]
>shitcock.webm
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:17:58 Post No.674378819
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:17:58 Post No.674378819 [Report]
>>674378715
> I didn't like his diaper furry fetish anyways.
>Op sucked some more cock! Wow extra credit!
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:18:35 Post No.674378878
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:18:35 Post No.674378878 [Report]
[greentext]
>xD
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:18:51 Post No.674378900
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:18:51 Post No.674378900 [Report]
>>674378819
>then I tried to kill myself
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:19:19 Post No.674378947
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:19:19 Post No.674378947 [Report]
>>674378819
>vietnamese girl cock
>she says her name is tran
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:20:19 Post No.674379035
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:20:19 Post No.674379035 [Report]
>as i went home, niggas came towards me.
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:20:32 Post No.674379057
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>decide first post
>greentext colab thread
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:20:54 Post No.674379081
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>>674378947
>>674378900
>Rolls d20 for suecide.
1. Op gets woman cock.
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:23:32 Post No.674379316
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:23:32 Post No.674379316 [Report]
>>674379035
>i knew they were up to no good
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:25:36 Post No.674379509
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:25:36 Post No.674379509 [Report]
>>674379316
>For he was phone!
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:25:49 Post No.674379530
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:25:49 Post No.674379530 [Report]
>>674379316
>But it didn't matter, I took of my clothes and began to stripe for them. And I shouted "FIGHT ME!".
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:27:17 Post No.674379665
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:27:17 Post No.674379665 [Report]
>>674379530
>shouted the lowly stable boy.
>as I bust down the stable gates with my massive 30inch penis covers in the blood of 10,000 virgin anus.
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:28:36 Post No.674379794
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:28:36 Post No.674379794 [Report]
>>674379530
>pause fight need to sharpen katana
>anime break
>wear tactical fedora
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:30:06 Post No.674379928
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:30:06 Post No.674379928 [Report]
>>674379794
>as the hot spaghetti started to dribble on the floor.

The crowd went silent.

>Moms
>Spaghetti
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:30:37 Post No.674379970
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:30:37 Post No.674379970 [Report]
>>674379794
>tip the fedor after 10h fight for the savage of Some. It seems that the monkey was french fries. Even if they where raising their white trousers. It didn't matter.
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:31:52 Post No.674380075
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:31:52 Post No.674380075 [Report]
>>674379970
*I DONT CARE.... I LOVE IT*
>blared the faggots phone.
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:43:35 Post No.674381047
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:43:35 Post No.674381047 [Report]
>>674379970
>lives have been lost
>blood has been shed
>doesn't matter cause niggers
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