>>674373611

Ready to become a wizard?

why havent you fucked a hooker yet?

>>674373761
You become a wizard at 30 you cumguzzler

Do you know about use after free fuzzers?

>>674373822
Oh...

do you think /b has changed old virgin?

its becoming worse every day?

>>674373761

I have. Watch me shoot fireballs at peasants.

>>674373795

Because hookers do not count.

>>674373954

I've been here since 2007 and /b/ has always been shit.

>>674374001

Now it's way worse though, we used to be feared. Now the only surviving threads are loli threads and fur porn threads.

>>674373611
why can't you just find someone to fuck?
>give me reasons

>>674373611
Do you hate women?

>>674374142

i miss the raids do

>>674374259

I am a boring, uninteresting, uncharismatic and neurotic person.

>>674374307

No. Why should I? It's not their fault I am a virgin. I wouldn't date me if I were a woman.

>>674374380
wel why don't you change it instead of being self loathing fucking degenerate.

Anything? Ok.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

What's your perfect Sunday?

Do you believe the holocaust was/is a hoax, perpetrated to provide the Jews with land and eternal empathy?


>Hitler was framed by those Russian savages

>>674374434

I tried several times in the last decade but I always failed. Guess that's how I am.

at some point in your life you never ever have said like "fuck it im going to try, instead of being a captain major pussy"?

>>674374511
>Have you ever seen a ghost?

No.

>What's your perfect Sunday?

Hiking somewhere. Or reading. Or getting drunk on the couch.

>Do you believe the holocaust was/is a hoax, perpetrated to provide the Jews with land and eternal empathy?

No. And you are a moron if you do.

Are you suicidal?
Do you feel bad when you compare yourself to succesful people you know?
Can you look your mother in the eye?

>>674373611
Have you fucked a fleshlight

>>674374568

There were many points. In HS, I was pretty full of myself and always operated under the assumption that I soon would be drowning in pussy.

>>674374415
Because thats what i do and it fucking works. At least i get to keep my self respect, better to be proud and arrogant than being like you fuck sake man up and hate them, or not i dont give a fuck and i hate you too

>>674374558
how did you fail ? It's not diffuclt to put on a fucking smile and have a bit of fun.
Keep telling yourself that you're a boring quitter, then you'll always be one. Stop being a cry baby faggot constantly hating yourself and get up and do something about it or it'll never happen.
Go and make the most of it.
If you're still failing one year from now;
>an hero

>>674374697
>Are you suicidal?

Not really.

>Do you feel bad when you compare yourself to succesful people you know?

Yes. One of the sobering experience of going o university was to see how superior other people are to me.

>>674374142
> we used to be feared
Spoken like a true faggot.
2007 fag here, /b/ was always shit and the "we" mentality is what made the cancer unbearable.
You were part of the bandwagoning cunts who made 4chan the cancer ridden piece of shit it was.

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How are you going to kill yourself when you inevitably do?

Also, check these quads

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>>674373611

48 y.o. (and counting) male kissless virgin here.

being virgin doesn't mean being ill, being failure, being anything. It only means that the times you were to waste it, you found out that a slutty whore does not deserve you.

mfw I wouldn't waste my cherry with a non virgin woman.

btw I know a few 40+ y.o. virgin females willing to have sex... immediately after marriage.

>>674375133
Stop trying to make yourself feel better. You're a fucking degenerate who won't make a fucking effort.

>>674374844
>how did you fail ?

I couldn't keep the facade. And people noted that it was indeed a facade. Guess I am a bad actor.

>It's not diffuclt to put on a fucking smile and have a bit of fun

Except it wasn't fun. It was hard work. In my mid-twenties when I began to make some money, I began to force myself to have holidays in another country at least once a year. I will go to Japan for two weeks tomorrow. And I am fucking terrified.

>>674375133

Dude, you and op are fucking losers. The point of life is to fuck. If you think different you are wrong.

You have wasted your life and should an hero. Now fuck off and buy a new fedora you fat greasy cunts

>>674374511
>Have you ever seen a ghost?
only in movies

>What's your perfect Sunday?
playing with LEGOs from dawn to dusk

>Do you believe the holocaust was/is a hoax, perpetrated to provide the Jews with land and eternal empathy?

wow!! I see you also love historians like Irving, Faurisson, Zundel, Graf, Cole, Mattogno...

>>674375334
>Now fuck off and buy a new fedora you fat greasy cunts

OP here. Not even fat or greasy, although probably a cunt.

>>674375207
>>674375334

you talk like a basementdweller porn addict.

>inb4: my only Fedora is a Linux distro

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>>674375334
>Projecting like a motherfucker

>>674375512
Yes you are.

>>674375224
Then go and do things you fucking enjoy instead of trying to enjoy other people's things just to pretend to be happy. Here's a god tip for finding a good partner.

>don't look for the ultimate 10/10
>find 6/10
Let me tell you why. A 6/10 is the perfect woman. She isn't ugly, she's easy on the eyes and she generally has a good personality and diverse interests. You'll always have a laugh and generally the craziest for sex.
Everyone so often, you guys will go out on the town and when she does her make-up professionally and gets on her dressy clothes, she will look hot as fuck and you spend your entire night with a 10/10 and it's a pleasant surprise when it happens. And it's a constant reminder of how great she is.

Don't waste your life faggot.

Jesus you are a sad fuck.

>>674375814
>Then go and do things you fucking enjoy instead of trying to enjoy other people's things just to pretend to be happy.

That's what I did all my life. It didn't lead to anything except to people being bored by me. So I have to do activities that increase my social capital no matter whether I like them or not like travelling.

>>don't look for the ultimate 10/10
>>find 6/10

Do you really think I was dating out my league? My biggest crush in university was an absolutely average looking girl who was just unbelievably nice to talk to.

>>674376255
My biggest crush in university was an absolutely average looking girl who was just unbelievably nice to talk to.
Why did you keep fucking talking to her and make something of it. Clearly you enjoyed talking to a woman which shows you can enjoy it again with a different person. Find one who enjoys travelling ffs.

>>674376530
>Why did you keep fucking talking to her and make something of it. Clearly you enjoyed talking to a woman which shows you can enjoy it again with a different person. Find one who enjoys travelling ffs.

I made a move after a few weeks but nothing came out of it. Just because I enjoyed talking to her doesn't mean she enjoyed talking to me. The point is: I have never aimed for people out of my league but always for average girls so it's not a problem with high standards.

>>674374930
This
Anyone that thinks being on /b is cool is literal cancer