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2016-03-17 09:34:29 Post No. 674371169
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2016-03-17 09:34:29
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>be me
>16 years old
>have scat fetish
>decide to try some anal masturbation
>don't want to use my toothbrush for obvious reasons, so decide to steal my mum's toilet roll holder
>it's a long, translucent object with a base at the bottom
>perfect
>I'm squatting, toilet roll holder up my ass
>I shit with it up my ass, coating the entire thing in my faeces
>I finish, and take the toilet roll holder from out my ass
>clean the shit off it
>disaster strikes
>there was a tiny tiny hole in the top of the toilet roll holder, and I've somehow managed to get a decent amount of my shit INTO the holder
>holder is translucent, shit inside is clearly visible
>I hide it in the secret cupboard in the bathroom
>weeks go by, no repercussions. Forget about it.
>I'm playing games in my room whilst my mum is cleaning the bathroom
>she knocks, and then enters
>"um, anon, what have you done to my toilet roll holder?"
>she produces it, nugget of shit still stored within its translucent plastic walls
>oshit.jpg
>my face goes completely red as I realise I've been rumbled
>"I, urm, I don't know." I say
>need to think of an excuse quick
>"I got angry and stabbed a potted plant with it. Some of the soil must've got up there"
>clearly isn't soil, it's obviously shit
>I'm a fucking idiot
>she sighs in disappointment, and leaves
>have no idea if she bought it
>the toilet roll holder is now sitting in the kitchen sink, slightly rinsed by my mother, with my own nugget of shit wedged inside for all the family to see
>what the fuck do I do
>did she believe me?
>help
(Picture is exact model of toilet roll holder I used, but without the shit inside)
