Rate my sexting skills with the ladies /b/

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2016-03-17 08:23:01 Post No. 674365181
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:23:01 Post No. 674365181 [Report]

Rate my sexting skills with the ladies /b/

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:24:33 Post No.674365324
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:24:33 Post No.674365324 [Report]

>I want you to be my first

Well you see, there's your problem.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:25:01 Post No.674365368
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:25:01 Post No.674365368 [Report]

>>674365181
ethan bradberry/10

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:25:05 Post No.674365376
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:25:05 Post No.674365376 [Report]

> "I want you to be my first"
Who says that

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:26:20 Post No.674365484
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:26:20 Post No.674365484 [Report]

>>674365324
Kek

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:27:36 Post No.674365595
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:27:36 Post No.674365595 [Report]

>keep calm I'm pregnant

Jesus fucking christ....

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:28:52 Post No.674365691
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:28:52 Post No.674365691 [Report]

>>674365376
LOL

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:29:54 Post No.674365762
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:29:54 Post No.674365762 [Report]

>>674365181
Show the nudes of the chubs you're texting and we might give you an actual rating.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:30:20 Post No.674365799
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:30:20 Post No.674365799 [Report]

Hahahaha "I Want You To Be My First"

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:32:39 Post No.674366001
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:32:39 Post No.674366001 [Report]

>>674365181
I want to see these panties that you want in your mouth.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:35:00 Post No.674366208
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>>674366001

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:35:31 Post No.674366249
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:35:31 Post No.674366249 [Report]

>>674365181
More of a lame dirty talk. No sexting tbph

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:35:57 Post No.674366290
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OP here. I'm quite the wordsmith.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:37:47 Post No.674366447
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:37:47 Post No.674366447 [Report]

All i see is you yapping. They are just giving you 1 word or emoji with some repetitive sayings as reply. Horrible.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:40:02 Post No.674366629
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:40:02 Post No.674366629 [Report]

Just because youre a bunch of basement dwellers

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:40:05 Post No.674366636
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:40:05 Post No.674366636 [Report]

>>674366290

Some might even say you are a cunning linguist.

But not me.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:42:04 Post No.674366805
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OP here.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:43:50 Post No.674366945
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:43:50 Post No.674366945 [Report]

>>674366805
Post da pick nigga

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:45:58 Post No.674367132
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:45:58 Post No.674367132 [Report]

nice pasta nigger i saw this a few nights ago, wasn't fooling anyone then and it's not here either

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:46:23 Post No.674367170
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:46:23 Post No.674367170 [Report]

>>674366805
1. We all know the lady's name is Alyssa, so no need to hide it
2. Show us the damn pic faggot

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:48:03 Post No.674367317
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:48:03 Post No.674367317 [Report]

>>674367170
Truth

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:48:06 Post No.674367321
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:48:06 Post No.674367321 [Report]

>>674367170
>. We all know the lady's name is Alyssa, so no need to hide i
ha

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:49:35 Post No.674367473
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 08:49:35 Post No.674367473 [Report]

You have a battery problem there roodypoo

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:00:32 Post No.674368398
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This is flirting for me and her.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:01:38 Post No.674368476
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>>674368398
This is true love.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:04:09 Post No.674368706
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:04:09 Post No.674368706 [Report]

>>674368398
>Pipi Sucker
kek

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:17:12 Post No.674369804
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:17:12 Post No.674369804 [Report]

>>674368398
wife material.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:21:32 Post No.674370124
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:21:32 Post No.674370124 [Report]

>>674366805
POST IT OP

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:23:20 Post No.674370260
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:23:50 Post No.674370292
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:23:50 Post No.674370292 [Report]

>>674370260

ROLLING

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:24:13 Post No.674370316
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:24:13 Post No.674370316 [Report]

>>674370260
,
ROLLING

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:24:48 Post No.674370354
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:24:48 Post No.674370354 [Report]

>>674370260
....
ROLLING

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:25:07 Post No.674370386
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:25:07 Post No.674370386 [Report]

>>674370260
.......
ROLLING

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:25:34 Post No.674370426
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:25:34 Post No.674370426 [Report]

>>674370260
........
ROLLING

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:26:08 Post No.674370477
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:26:08 Post No.674370477 [Report]

>>674370260
...........
ROLLING

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:26:37 Post No.674370514
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:26:37 Post No.674370514 [Report]

>>674370477

WINRAR

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:27:04 Post No.674370549
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:27:04 Post No.674370549 [Report]

>>674370477
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WINRAR

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:27:31 Post No.674370597
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:27:31 Post No.674370597 [Report]

>>674370477

WINRAR.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:28:12 Post No.674370649
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:28:12 Post No.674370649 [Report]

>>674365181
If you sext yourself its hot as fuck. Knowning there is a very high chance it will result in sex. Reading it from others is just down right cringeworthy.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:28:17 Post No.674370653
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:28:17 Post No.674370653 [Report]

>>674365181
I want you to be my first. 10/10 haven't laughed that hard in a solid month.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:29:58 Post No.674370793
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:29:58 Post No.674370793 [Report]

>>674365181
>>674370653
virgin OP lmao

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:33:30 Post No.674371082
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:37:17 Post No.674371368
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:37:17 Post No.674371368 [Report]

>>674371082
Story?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:37:47 Post No.674371405
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:37:47 Post No.674371405 [Report]

>>674366447
That's because the guy he's talking to is jacking off.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:38:28 Post No.674371449
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:38:28 Post No.674371449 [Report]

>>674366805
>unironically using emojis
>cringe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:38:42 Post No.674371461
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:38:42 Post No.674371461 [Report]

>>674371368
Just a girl called Simone. Pretty bland story

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:39:33 Post No.674371519
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>>674371368

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:40:49 Post No.674371613
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Anyone else love seeing other people's sexts? Post screenshots to help a nigger out

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:42:49 Post No.674371746
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>>674365181
>>674366290
>>674366805
>I want you to be my first
>"Babe?" "Yeah?" "I want to fuck your pussy with my tongue"
>emojis all the way
>hiding her picture
>hiding her name after exposing it

please don't reproduce with this bitch

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:43:28 Post No.674371793
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:43:28 Post No.674371793 [Report]

>>674371613

Are these guys English lit majors or what?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:43:41 Post No.674371808
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:43:41 Post No.674371808 [Report]

>>674365181
except I saw this exact thread like two days ago. Nice try.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:45:21 Post No.674371930
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:45:21 Post No.674371930 [Report]

>>674371793
Bitches love a bit of romance

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:45:59 Post No.674371974
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:45:59 Post No.674371974 [Report]

>>674371613
I wanna see you kiss a woman's chest and belly while she is straddling you and wrapping her legs around you

>mfw when snek neck
That's what's wrong with you, you never make this shit believable and you only say what you want to say, you don't react to your partner.
>I'm hugging you tight and kissing your neck
>my legs are strangling you from behind

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:46:28 Post No.674371999
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:46:28 Post No.674371999 [Report]

>>674366208
Mmm sexy ear lobes, 9.5/10 would probs lick

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:47:55 Post No.674372096
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:47:55 Post No.674372096 [Report]

>>674368398

Top banter

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:48:31 Post No.674372144
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:48:31 Post No.674372144 [Report]

>>674371974
You're right, I should care more about what a girl who I'm posting sexts with on the internet has to say.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:49:13 Post No.674372183
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Rate. Apart from the love you shit, she was going to bed

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:49:44 Post No.674372214
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:49:44 Post No.674372214 [Report]

>>674371930

"murmurs" of kisses though lol

>>674371974

also that

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:49:47 Post No.674372217
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:49:47 Post No.674372217 [Report]

>>674365368
IMETHANBRADBERRY

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:51:17 Post No.674372317
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>>674372214
Better ?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:52:03 Post No.674372364
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:52:03 Post No.674372364 [Report]

>>674372317
you wanna grab her heir?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:52:05 Post No.674372367
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:52:05 Post No.674372367 [Report]

>>674372317
Please ignore the spellings mistakes- here, hair, we were both drunk as fuck

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:53:02 Post No.674372416
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:53:02 Post No.674372416 [Report]

>>674372364
Yep, reach into her cunt, rip open her womb and drag out her firstborn. She took it well, I feel

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:53:29 Post No.674372440
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:53:29 Post No.674372440 [Report]

This is the most hilariously faggy thread I've seen for a while

>look at my skills
>"want you to be my first"

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:54:15 Post No.674372477
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:54:15 Post No.674372477 [Report]

>>674365181
sexting's for kids go fuck her already

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:57:14 Post No.674372670
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:57:14 Post No.674372670 [Report]

>>674372183
She was awake for an hour sucking on bbc

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:58:22 Post No.674372739
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 09:58:22 Post No.674372739 [Report]

>>674372670
Weird, considering there are no niggers where we live.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:01:49 Post No.674372986
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:01:49 Post No.674372986 [Report]

>>674372739
They drive many miles just for them sweet vanilla sugarwalls. They fuck her in the mouth and then you kiss her.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:03:19 Post No.674373097
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:03:19 Post No.674373097 [Report]

>>674372986
Kek'd

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:05:07 Post No.674373225
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:05:07 Post No.674373225 [Report]

This thread is pure cringe.

> talking : yes
> doing something : nope

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:15:46 Post No.674373933
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:15:46 Post No.674373933 [Report]

>>674373225
ur mum

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:16:23 Post No.674373976
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:16:23 Post No.674373976 [Report]

>>674371449
What The Fuck

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:21:12 Post No.674374328
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:21:12 Post No.674374328 [Report]

>>674373225
>I live across the country from my gf because work
>we sext because we are horny and can't fuck

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:23:19 Post No.674374471
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:23:19 Post No.674374471 [Report]

>>674366290
You want your fingers in your mouth?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:27:48 Post No.674374795
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:27:48 Post No.674374795 [Report]

>>674374471
kek

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:29:36 Post No.674374912
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:29:36 Post No.674374912 [Report]

>>674365181
>I want you to be my first
And that's why you suck op. You already had you first dick anyway

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:31:07 Post No.674375011
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:31:07 Post No.674375011 [Report]

>>674371613
I have some, she's doing most of the typing though. Pics included, hold on a moment, it's on my pc

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:31:26 Post No.674375031
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:31:26 Post No.674375031 [Report]

>>674365181

When virgin teens "sext"

Shot is boring and corny, have fun though

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:40:32 Post No.674375650
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:40:32 Post No.674375650 [Report]

>>674372364
And take him out of the will. DO IT

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:41:37 Post No.674375707
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>>674375011

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:44:57 Post No.674375964
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:44:57 Post No.674375964 [Report]

op is really talking to a man

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:46:06 Post No.674376054
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:46:06 Post No.674376054 [Report]

>>674365376
>want you to be my first
>Who says that

Yeah, he should have made it more romantic. "I want you to come to my bedchamber and deflower me - take my maidenhead and make me feel like a real woman!"

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:46:17 Post No.674376070
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>>674372183
0/10 you stand no chance

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:46:59 Post No.674376133
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:46:59 Post No.674376133 [Report]

>>674365799
ROFL

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:47:20 Post No.674376167
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>>674372367
Drunk or just stupid?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:50:37 Post No.674376429
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>>674375707

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:52:35 Post No.674376551
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>>674376429
Getting the order all wrong

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>>674376429

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:53:49 Post No.674376651
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:53:49 Post No.674376651 [Report]

>>674376551
Does that really turn you on? Disgusting.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:54:55 Post No.674376737
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:54:55 Post No.674376737 [Report]

>>674376429
>Zolpidem

Oh, you mischievous white kids and your prescription drug abuse!

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>>674376429
>>674376574
Stress banana

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:58:53 Post No.674377083
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:58:53 Post No.674377083 [Report]

>do her doggy
>grab by hair hard as possible
>lean close to her ear
>"maria fuck me harder!"
>all hell breaks loose
>>674366290

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:59:02 Post No.674377095
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:59:02 Post No.674377095 [Report]

>>674377008
Thanks for coming tonight Bill!

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:59:53 Post No.674377164
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 10:59:53 Post No.674377164 [Report]

>>674376737
She's an MD so it's easy to get fam.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:02:35 Post No.674377421
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:02:35 Post No.674377421 [Report]

You guys want to see my sexts?

I'm asking because we're both into scat and farts and weird shit like that.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:04:16 Post No.674377568
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:04:16 Post No.674377568 [Report]

>>674377421
Show pic of girl first

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:04:23 Post No.674377580
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:04:23 Post No.674377580 [Report]

>>674377164
fucking lol

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:04:25 Post No.674377585
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:04:25 Post No.674377585 [Report]

>>674365181
>I want you to be my first
Well... That's one problem

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:06:03 Post No.674377738
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:06:03 Post No.674377738 [Report]

>>674377083
An ex of mine was into her lil sis joining during sexts. Figuratively speaking.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:08:10 Post No.674377934
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:08:10 Post No.674377934 [Report]

>>674372739
You ever seen a dark figure in the corner of your eye but when you turn to look nobody's there? That's a nigger moving from shadow to shadow

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:09:38 Post No.674378064
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:09:38 Post No.674378064 [Report]

>>674377777

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:13:28 Post No.674378380
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:13:28 Post No.674378380 [Report]

>>674372416
Woah that's fucked up fam

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:21:24 Post No.674379130
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>>674375707
Zolpidem is weak as fuck. She would have no problem waking up

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:23:42 Post No.674379334
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:23:42 Post No.674379334 [Report]

>>674379130
She didn't. Even with wine too.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:26:03 Post No.674379556
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:26:03 Post No.674379556 [Report]

>>674379334
>>674379130
Didn't have a problem waking up, I mean. But she hardly remembered the following two hours. She bled. Was fucked up.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:32:56 Post No.674380166
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:32:56 Post No.674380166 [Report]

>>674374328
> she's cheating on you, long distance doesn't work

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:33:36 Post No.674380226
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:33:36 Post No.674380226 [Report]

>>674380166
Fact.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:33:56 Post No.674380251
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:33:56 Post No.674380251 [Report]

using the word baby makes you disgusting.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:38:39 Post No.674380658
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:38:39 Post No.674380658 [Report]

>>674376651
what's disgusting?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:39:14 Post No.674380707
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:39:14 Post No.674380707 [Report]

>>674380166
>>674380226
>jokes on her, I'm already fucking someone else

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:41:58 Post No.674380916
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:41:58 Post No.674380916 [Report]

>>674380707
But I thought you were saving yourself for marriage! What will your one true love say when she pegs you in the ass on your wedding night and you don't bleed? "I want you to be my first", fucking lol

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:42:42 Post No.674380976
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:42:42 Post No.674380976 [Report]

>>674380707
You da man

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:42:54 Post No.674380991
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:42:54 Post No.674380991 [Report]

>>674380916
I'm not the OP.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:44:51 Post No.674381134
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Rate her sexting skills with the boys /b/. Met this girl through tf2.

She's made me cum gallons so 10/10

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:46:48 Post No.674381286
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:46:48 Post No.674381286 [Report]

>>674365324
/thread

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:56:09 Post No.674382113
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:56:09 Post No.674382113 [Report]

>>674381134
'She's' either fat and/or autistic or a guy

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:09:50 Post No.674383206
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:09:50 Post No.674383206 [Report]

>>674377008
Source?

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:11:23 Post No.674383337
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:11:23 Post No.674383337 [Report]

>>674383206
My gf

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:14:44 Post No.674383607
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:14:44 Post No.674383607 [Report]

ITT hardcore samefaggin and cringe worthy sexting

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:18:21 Post No.674383899
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:18:21 Post No.674383899 [Report]

>>674383337
Fucking hot

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:23:47 Post No.674384388
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:23:47 Post No.674384388 [Report]

read pic before reading post, thought it was a cringe thread not gonna lie

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:28:59 Post No.674384843
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:28:59 Post No.674384843 [Report]

>>674383899
Save it and post it somewhere, sometime. Then I'll post more.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:32:36 Post No.674385140
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:32:36 Post No.674385140 [Report]

>>674365181
Right between pathetic and omega class.

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:37:56 Post No.674385558
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:37:56 Post No.674385558 [Report]

>>674366290
Actually you're quite the fucking retard. Stringing sexual terms together the way you have makes you no lothario. It makes you a fucking pathetic try hard. I guarantee that girl and her friends are having a great laugh over your sexy prose. Faggot

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:40:15 Post No.674385772
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>>674365181
>I want you to be my first

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:42:33 Post No.674385968
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>>674385772
B-be gentle - I've never had a woman inside me before

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:42:34 Post No.674385971
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:42:34 Post No.674385971 [Report]

>>674369804
Lol funny it sounds like me and my wife

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:42:54 Post No.674386000
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>>674372217
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:44:04 Post No.674386092
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rate my sext from yesterday, she was talking about her getting a massage

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:44:56 Post No.674386163
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:44:56 Post No.674386163 [Report]

>>674368398
Winner goes to green team!

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:45:48 Post No.674386236
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:45:48 Post No.674386236 [Report]

>>674380916
Post of the day

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:47:05 Post No.674386332
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:47:05 Post No.674386332 [Report]

>>674386092
Sext? Seems like a faggot convo with your sister

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:48:52 Post No.674386495
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:48:52 Post No.674386495 [Report]

>>674386092
0/10 saving to post in cringe thread later
You fucked up beta fag