Depends. What store?

>>674336390
were you laundering money?

>>674336651
a Thrift store i worked at. stole goods

>>674336390
Disguise yourself, rob them of money, give them money back the next day.

>>674336794
What did you takes from a thrift store worth 2 stacks?

>>674337125
shoes, gold the likes

>>674336998
this op

CSGO cases huehuehuehue

>>674336390

Easy, rob the store and use the loot to pay the fine

>>674337586
>>674336998
i know the safe code...

>>674336390
Peddle your ass on the street.

>>674337682
Thought about gambling skins for it lmao0o

>>674337295
Why did you steal? How do they kjnow you stole shit?

>>674337895
Its was easy. then i got cockey and they bugged my locker with cam

Proof that only stupid people steal. Do your time in jail, and suck cock every day. Think of it as prostituting for bucks to pay them back.

>>674337771
If you use the safe code they are gonna know it was an inside job dumbass

>>674338002
The fact they aren't charging you says they think their evidence wouldn't hold up in court. Get a lawyer OP

>>674338726
or i just steal the safe then open it at open. free safe and money

Roll two of the same numbers, tell them you got dubs and you'll be good.

>>674338848
It was either sign thing saying i took shit or the police come

>>674338848
This
Plus if they put a camera in your locker with out a warrant you have a human rights violation against them

Lawyer up faggot,.

>>674339197
Holy shit you signed a paper stating you stole sgit instead of denying and lawyering up? You're one stupid fucker aren't you?

>>674339890
Otherwise cops would come. they had hard evidence

steal from another store

>>674340292
Which stores are the easiest? i was thinking gas station?

>>674339890
>>674339197
Not smart OP

>>674340598
i didnt wanna go home in a cop car man

>>674336390
Bleach 1 dollar bills
Print hundreds
It's all about the papet

>>674340112
Says you ya dip. Whatever you think hard evidence is doesn't mean shit. Unless you sign a document stating you are a low life thief. That is quite possibly the stupidest thing anyone could do in that situation; especially if you don't have the 2K.

OP will be sucking dick at the big house from now on

It depends who the arresting officer was. Was it D'Onofrio or Haggerty?

>>674341381
Are videos of me taking shit not hard evidence?
Did you even read you cuck?

>>674341716
Not if the videos were taken illegally. You could always claim you were under duress when they made you sign the statement though. Find a lawyer or get to reading.

>>674340934
They take you to jail. Who gets taken home in a copcar? Jesus, just kill yourself you cancerous piece of garbage. Spare the energy of some black guy that will inevitability stab you to death in the clink and end it

>>674341716
You said they put a camera in your locker, not you actually taking stuff. Holy shit you're a moron. You don't even know your options and just sign a doc? Stupid MF

>>674341716
>Are videos of me taking shit not hard evidence?
Depending on the state, they might not have been. Recording somebody without their knowledge or consent might make the recordings useless in court depending on the state.

You stupid nigger. Don't you realize that not EVERYTHING is admissible to court? If it was, OJ Simpson would have gone to prison the first time around.

You fucked up.

>>674342102
Is it illegal to record me in there own store?

>>674341605
If it's goldbloom ur fucked. He'll look through like a window

>>674342246
>there
You really are a retard. Probably an underaged b& to boot.

It depends on local laws, you fucking retard. Surveillance cameras are treated differently than a hidden camera meant to spy on you.

>>674341716
A camera in your locker picked up you physically taking things out of cases? No? Then its not hard evidence. Might not even be hard evidence if they did. Enjoy prison.

1. work
2. ????
3. Profit!!!

>>674342246
Lol you're so fucked. That's awesome. Serves you right nigger

>>674340934
>thinks cops take him home in a copcar
>signs a document saying he stole items
>is an overall dumbass

Underage B&

>>674340112
You got lucky that they offered you a deal instead of calling the police. Don't listen to the retards telling you otherwise. Just get a job and/or sell some shit, pay the money, and put it behind you.

>>674343276
yeah thats the goal. all these nignogs keep tryna get to take it to court. i just need good ways for money because im suspended from job now

>>674343561
You could steal stuff

>>674343276
They didn't offer a deal. If they promised to not report him for his crime in exchange for money, even the $2000 HE STOLE, then they committed blackmail, and I doubt they're that stupid (you tell me OP) I bet they just said sign the paper or we're calling the cops -now- and, instead, they're calling the cops this evening.

OPS best move is to get job, keep saying he'll pay back the money, pay a bit, (keep record- check or something) then after a month, call the store and tell them tgat, if they bother him again, he'll call the cops and tell them he's being blackmailed for embezzlement. OP will get community service- store personnel will be totally fucked.

>>674343561
>everybody's wrong except the one guy who I agree with

Hahaha, you're hopeless.

>>674344348
>They didn't offer a deal. If they promised to not report him for his crime in exchange for money, even the $2000 HE STOLE, then they committed blackmail,

OP is probably from some backwards 3rd world shithole like Brazil. They probably don't have the same laws concerning blackmail.

>>674344695
Lawyers would be just as expensive if not more.

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>>674336390
Uhhhhhh rob the same store and don't get caught, sounds like they'll have the loot you need..

>fucking duh. dumbass.

Oh don't get caught this time.

>dumbass

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>>674345316
Hey look it's OP being a shithead again

>>674344695
This

>>674345627
Why are we trying to help OP anyway? He has clearly identified himself as a nigger >>674336794

Sell your tight asshole on the street

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>>674336390
>>674336794

Nigger

>>674342102
>>674339417

>hurr durr muh rights aint allowed to record me

if it's their property, almost all local laws allow filming as long as it's not indecent, and has a lawful motive. Placing an extra security camera isn't illegal, you child.

Besides, good luck getting a jury (or worse yet, a judge) to throw out video evidence of you stealing

>>674345728
impying niggers work? im white

>>674344348
>not how blackmail works

expand more on the whole niggermail thing

>>674346295
No. I hope you like bubba taking your asshole for a pounding in jail loser

1 kill owner.
2 hide murder weapon
3 burn body
4 powderize bones
sprinkle ashes and bone powder on beach
5 wait a week into investigation
6 go on vacation
problem solved

>>674346085
No, unless they have cameras in every locker running 24/7 it's illegal to record. You're allowed to record areas, not people.

>>674347204
hide weapon? where do I hide a wepon

>>674337295
Nigger confirmed. You get two g's by what you did before, except you work at your job, don't steal shit, and don't act niggerish.

>>674347757
Open top og toilet
Put gun in plastic bag
...

(Captca wants me to find coffee. Only shows latte. >.<)