>>674327178
yes but i wouldn't a puppy or anything big.

>>674327178
yup

I'd chop it for a meal

I'd feel terrible about it and most likely help fund some animal shelters and all but I'd do it

I'd fucking bite it's neck off for 2o billion dollars.

If someone offered me 1,000 I'd do it.

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You can tell these "WOULD YOU ____ FOR A TRILLION DOLLARS???" pictures are made by nignogs with no idea how much a dollar is, let alone a billion.
Saw one the other day that was like "WOULD YOU PUNCH YOUR MOM IN THE FACE FOR $900,000,000,000?"
Like fuck yes I would. I would put that bitch in the fucking ground with a rolling thunder for 1 million, are you fucking kidding?

>>674327178
I don't have that kind of money, and there's no way that bird is worth it.

Fuck yeah. I'd just spent like a billion or two on animal shelters to negate the horrible feelings.

I would honestly do it for like a soda or sum shit

>>674327178
I'd look its mother in the eye and choke it to death for that much money

>>674328339
>accuses others of being nignogs
>claims he'd beat the shit out of his own mother

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I'D SUCK AN AIDS INFESTED NIGGER DICK DURING THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW ON LIVE TV FOR 20 BILLION BUCKAROOS!

>>674328339
that's some easy shit, you just give her one good sucker punch and make it up to her with her own fleet of yachts like how is this a question

>>674327178
Without question

>>674328401
underrated

>>674327178
i would chop off anyone in my not immediate family's head off for 20 bil

FUCKS yeah I would. I'd use the money and donate to a few charities for birds and feel decent

>>674328339
Nigga I would kill my whole family for a trillion dollars

>>674327178
20 billion dollars?

BOIIII I WOULD FUCKING ROUND HOUSE THE FUCKING CHICK FOR THAT KINDA MONEY

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>>674328828
>He wouldn't punch his mom for 900 billion

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>>674329130
Don't use nigger vernacular her friend.

>>674328321
No kidding, I'd probably do it for like 500 as long as nobody knew about it

>>674328828
>implying you Wouldn't
Nigger if your mother can't accept That you punched her in the face for a million dollars then she's a fucking drama queen

>>674327178
i would fuking rape it to death and than eat it with my own cum on it

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>>674327178
not right to kill the bird

I would suck its cock and cut its head off for 20 dollars

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>>674327178
oh look another one of these asking such a stupid fucking question

wtf do they keep asking about billions. so fucking retarded. At least say $20000 or fucking $20

There's very little I wouldn't do for $5000+.

>>674327178
I'd pay $ 20 to do it

>>674330381
would you frame your best friend for murder?

>>674330682
why not. I framed OJ

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>>674327512
It's still a living thing you gook.

>>674327178
Honestly, I'd do it for free just for the experience. When I was around 12-13, I drowned my cat in the bathtub when my mom went to the grocery store and it was such a weirdly satisfying feeling that I wouldn't mind feeling again

>>674327178
It's a baby chicken for fucks sake. I'd do it for $10

>>674330863
did you at least get 5000 dollars?

>>674330682
Nah, I wouldn't. This is the original $5000 person btw. Care about him in a life way and wouldn't ruin his life like that. But I wouldn't be above framing most other people I know lol

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>>674327178
I'd pay to chop it's head off, put it on my penis and then penetrate it's mother-chicken with my dead baby chicken cocksleeve !

20 billion dollars? I'd do horrific, inhuman things for that kind of dosh.

>>674331357
I can smell ma own farts, mon!

I'd certainly do it for a Klondike bar

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Are you fucking kidding me?! I'd kill that bird, all the one's in the pet shop, and the remainder of the pets there. Yeah I'll feel like shit, and might shed a tear or two, but those tears are gonna be falling on my brand new 2016 Bughatti seats bro. My guilty conscience is gonna be telling me what I did was wrong while I'm swimming in my gold plated, diamond trimming swimming pool

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>>674327178
no no no no no no no

anyone who says yes is a terrible person.

how do you live with yourselves?! *goes to warm up some chicken*

no, but srsly, i couldn't. I'm cringing just thinking about it. :(

No. It's fucking pink
>PINK!

What kind of question is this? I've broken birds necks with my hands before.

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>>674327178
only if it was selling cigarettes to kids

>>674331758
this thread is making me lose the nonexistent faith i have in humanity

what the fuck is wrong you edge lords

I'd do it because someone told me I wouldn't do it

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>>674327178
Yes. Next question.

>>674327178
I'd do it for free

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>>674332120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms

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>>674332054
money controls them

>>674332054
Never been bird hunting, I see.

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I'd bite it's head off, tongue fuck the body until the blood dries, and shove his head up my ass for 1 5 thousand

>>674328850
good god

$10,000 is easy enuf brah id smash the fucker with my barehands.
Nigga id drag its convulsing body across >>674332054
miles of cement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
esentialy yes

>>674328321
I would go as low as 5 bucks

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>>674332367
Just like how money controls your ass to work for a living just to survive. Unless you don't work and live in your mothers basement still. Either way, you lose this argument and make yourself look more autistic than you already are

>>674332284
no...what have we done

>>674332284
That's so sad :(

>>674332054
Its 20 fucking billion you rich ass rich kid motherfucker i could buy your girl for less than a 1/100 of that

>>674329624
Under appreciated post

>>674327178
I'd throw the little nigger in a blender and turn it on high for 100$

>>674331357
Was this picture taken in Central London, England? I swear I've seen these guys do this shit before when I went there on vacation.

you would save it the pain of being in a slaughterhouse for the rest of its life. so its a win win situation.

Id do it for a couple hundred. College is expensive yo

>>674333158
your post. faggot.

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>>674332284
Omfg why do the people shooting the vid not help the poor thing

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

>>674332883
>lose this argument
I'm sure you're just racking up the number of "wins" for your internet "debates".

Anyone got the pic of the fat guy with the "number of internet debates won" counter in the bg?

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>>674332883
sure money has me by the collar but it doesn't have me by the neck like the psychopaths in this thread. if anything, i'm fine with dying before i have to do something as desperate as op's pic

>>674334015
What are they gonna do? Give it new legs? Nature's harsh, niggerface.

>>674328339
My mom would be pissed as fuck if I turned down a trillion dollars to pinch her in the face

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>>674327178
get gone, Travis

>>674334074
And I'm sure you're just lying like always you fucking JEW!

Goddammit, not these pics
Look, I will always say yes
I would kick that chickens head off like a football for 100 dollars, I'd shove a dildo up my ass for 30, I'd kill a liter of dogs for 1,000, I'd eat the ashes of my grandmother for 300

>>674334345
Kek

>>674327178
Hell, i'd grind them en masse by machine if my salary is above minimum wage. But just the male ones of course.

Shit nigga I don't even know that bird you think I give a fuck? I'll give you $10,000 after I'm done to Rip out that bitch's feathers, roll it in some batter and deep fry that shit for me.

For 20 billion I would make the whole species go extinct.

>>674334380
Sure thing bby

>>674330682
does he know that I framed him and does he get convicted

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>>674334475
300 you say?

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>>674330969
jesus man

>>674327178
It all depends on who would know about me doing it. If no one would know, I'd probably do it for 100

>>674334345
Underrated post

>>674334289
Never been bird hunting, I see.

I'd fuckin chop em a dollar a head, take home a couple thousand a week.

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>>674334015
but the prime directive!

>>674334475
>I'd kill a liter of dogs
>liter
How many dogs is a liter anon?

>>674334619
Not that dude, but you don't get to figure out if he knows and yeah he gets convicted, your statement was the tipping point

>>674330969
Le wacky psuedo-story
Jeezers are you an edgy one Mr.Grinch

would do for 20 dollars.

>>674334475
>a liter of dogs
>1000ML of dogs

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>>674329430
Last night i old man potato your sister

I'd be the fucking Eli Whitney of decapitating baby chicks with scissors

>>674334978
then no.

>>674335153
It's obviously Sean spud your sister

>>674327178
Not interested

>>674331730
Fucking kek

>>674335153
Haha and she loved every second of it.. What a slut.

I'd rip that chickens head off and eats it organs while I stare into the camera, and then proceed to beat every animal inside my local ASPCA with a bat for 50 dollars, or a can of soda

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>>674332772
I'm with you, anon. Except adding to that, I my edgy ass would enjoy it too.

>>674334289
There is nothing wrong with killing infants, at least not if they are black

>>674334475
Cool. Discount animal abuse!

I would commit every school shooting and every presidential assassination for 15 dollars

>>674334955
Kek = metric system fucks up americans. 2,2 liters = one pound puppy

>>674336407
I'd fuck Judy Hopps

>>674336740
How about we go family style on her?

>>674336694
only people that think kek is funny are people in ylyl threads, faggot

>>674337080
Sure, afterwards can I fuck your tight ass?

>>674337199
this from a zozzle faggot.

Faggot.

>>674327178
Yes. No regrets.

>>674337376
Oh yeas, absolutely. I have always wanted a black potato in my ass

>>674337617
lol, lmfao, zozzle, and kek are the shittiest things ever

Go back to Sanders, faggot

>>674336407
Kek

>>674337782
I'm not black

>>674327178
Without a fucking second thought

>>674327178
i'd kill a human baby for that much money. everyone would.

>>674338188
I'd curb stomp a baby for 1,000 dollars

>>674338126
Are too. Ngger

>>674327178
20 biliion?
How is this even a fucking question?

I've got a pair of scissors that paramedics use to cut through jeans. I'd use those to make sure the job is done right the first time so they don't dock me any money.

>>674338422
>Are too. Nigger
And potato

id have to be a faggot not to

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>>674334289
>>674334289
>>674334289


that baby is going down

>>674327178
Hell yea sheeeeeit i'd stomp on 69 puppies too

>>674330899
Still 20 billon u faggot

I'd do it to save a birds life

>>674330899
u dont value a mouse the same as a dog

>>674327178
Do you have any idea how much 20 bil is even worth op

>>674334289
Honestly I care more about a puppy or kitten maybe even the chick than a baby.

>>674328339
I'd punch my mum in the face for 900mil, then give her half of it. My mum's a fucking champ.

I'd kill a baby for 20 billion if there was no consequence

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Fuck no, you're all sick fuck.

Id do it with my teeth for $50

>>674331730
This reminds me of American Psycho when Patrick offers to give the homeless man money and then puts it in his pocket and flicks him off.

I know birds are cute but if you live in a big city, FUCK THEM. I hate birds with a passion. Shitting on everything, swarming people with food, they're like feathered homeless people with wings.

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>>674341492
You could save 20 billion chicks for the price of 1.
You could save 20 billion cats for the price of 1 baby chick that will most likely never feel the same pain like that of an adult bird with a fully developed body.
You could change the face of the world as we know it with 20 magic billion dollars from nowhere, in exchange for killing something that had not yet even lived.

Do you even know what would happen to said chick if you did not kill it?

Killing it could even spare it of a much worse fate.

You are the sick fuck, unintentionally, for damning us all to a reality of suffering and horror without reprieve.

>>674341492
Shut up meg

>agree to do it
>apply pressure with scissors
>hesitate for a fraction of a second
>bird flies away
>...
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!1!!!11

anyone have any crush or hard crush ?

I'd do it for a $100 bill and I even have money already.

>>674327178
Yup...no issues with it whatsoever. Even if I was with PETA I would...because even one of those nutcakes could see what could be done with $20 billion...for society as a whole as well as the individual.

implying u wouldn't be intranet celeb for saying no to these bumfuck questions and cash in on donations

>>674342126
fuck m8