Got drunk with my sister and touched her pussy when she was sleeping. Shit was so cash.

I like the taboo of incest but I find my family sexually repulsive, anyone else in my lane?

>>674313950
...maybe

Can we get some green text pls

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love fapping to my sis

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>>674314307
this just got me so hard, fuck

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>>674314365

>>674314365
any more?

>>674314829
show her

Yo lets get some green text stories

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>>674315004
>>674315084
I won't show her,

Cooooluuuuumn faaaaag heeeeeere

Who's ready for an update...?

>>674314271
write it yourself, it's all fake anyway.

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>>674315860

>>674314307
Seriously doubt this is real. Nice shop tho

>>674315658
Do it faggot

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>>674314307
the fakest fake that ever faked

Columnfag

..I never understood wanking into a girls panties, but.. You keep at it bro. Good for you.

Also tinyurl com/wincestdrive for anyone that wants to catch up on the story and hasn't already. One moment to sort of my files and I'll start posting. I've over 60 posts worth. So that's over 60 copy and pastes and captchas, so be patient and keep the thread alive.

anyone have that pasta of that anon that wore his sister panties and then they found out who she was and sent the pics to her?

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Columnfags ride never end

>’what happened next?’
>well settle down anon, and I’ll tell you
>the next day was actually pretty normal
>well I say next day
>really it already was the ‘next day’
>because it was damn near 5am before I finally went to sleep
>up again a few hours later
>after 10, but before noon
>get up, make bed, get dressed, go downstairs
>downstairs was typical for a Saturday morning
>minibro is plastered in front of the TV like always
>can’t remember I’d I mentioned or not that minibro was born a few weeks premature
>so he had a weird gimpy arm and a clubbed foot
>because of that he wasn’t really the go outside and play type
>tv, books, Legos
>that was basically minibros life
>still, he never got into any trouble
>and he was never up my ass bugging me about stuff either
>most importantly, he wasn’t a spoiled little brat
>not whiny sis on the other hand
>ugh
>whinysis was fat, loud, rude, selfish, and the favorite
>I remember one morning coming downstairs to find whinysis eating cocoa puffs off the kitchen floor
>it was a new box of cereal, and it trying to open the bag, she somehow ripped it open and spilled the whole thing on the floor
>but instead of trying to clean them up
>she proceeded to pick them up and eat them off the floor one by one
>grazing on cocoa puffs like the fat little cow she was
>true story
>I couldn’t probably write another story just about whinysis
>and all her miserableness
>but you guys don’t want to read about her
>you want to read about the sister I made whoopy with

>>674313950
I love sister and mom porn but no way I can actually fap to them.

>>674313950
100%

can you show us a pic of your sis

674316064

Column

>>674317078

>speaking of
>she’s nowhere in sight
>inquiring with minibro reveals that both of the sisters all still in bed
>normal behavior for whinysis
>but candy is usually up by now
>oh well
>she’s probably tired
>she had a long night at Mr Biggs after all
>fuck yea Mr Biggs
>anyways
>now the question is what I’m a going to do with myself
>what’s a guy supposed to do the day after his little sister sucks his dick
>what else
>im going to go to the mall
>back upstairs I go to get my bag of essentials
>a bag of munchies from my stash of delicious eats
>(the original ‘munchies’ that came in the blue bag that had those sweet little quaker oat cereal pieces in it was the shit)
>my gameboy micro and my ds incase anyone needs as ass whooping at pokemon
>backup tshirt just in case a backup tshirt is needed
>can of axe body spray to supreme the stank of bo after playing too much ddr
>a couple pilot v2 pens and my sketch pad to doodle on
>just all my usual junk
>better to be prepared than sorry
>so yea anyways
>once im all packed up I put on my shoes and skeedaddle
>I take my bike because why not
>you know the drill
>after a few minutes on peddling I make it to the mall
>it’s still pretty early in the day so it’s not too busy yet
>good
>me and OogieBoogie have some catching up to do

Column again

>>674317241

>ah, a time when life was so simple
>back when I could walk or bike almost anywhere I wanted to go
>back when I had bros to hang with
>and places to hang out at
>it was always the mall or mr biggs or entertainment or nickel-a-play
>man I miss those days
>life now sucks saggy sweaty donkey balls
>but we’re not talking about now
>were talking about back then
>so anyways
>as I said the mall is still pretty sparsely populated
>including the arcade
>besides a few munchkins left to themselves while their mommies browse the mall, the wasn’t really anyone there but me and the guy working there
>I should mention that the guy who usually was working there was a big older black guy
>and by older I mean like 40ish
>well call him Richard
>he was a pretty cool old bastard though
>he was pretty weebo for an old black guy
>like full blown Anima culture weebo
>and it was cool because he liked to play games too
>and when he worked the closing shift on weekends after the mall closed, he’d let a select few, myself included, stay there well after the mall proper closed
>man some nights we played ddr and soul caliber and tekken until 2am or later
>like I said before
>those were the days
>so I give richard the ‘what’s up’
>he ‘aeyo column-san’ back at me
>no really he added the -san suffix
>I told you he was a weeb but you didn’t believe me did you

Column (You)

>>674317426

>after shooting the breeze with rich for a few minutes, I token up and hit the machines
>the rug rats tend to stay in the side of the arcade where the more rug rat centric games are
>your whack a moles and ski ball type games
>always trying to win those precious tickets
>they’ll spent $10 playing games to collect enough ticket to get two tootsie rolls and a fucking sticker
>every now and then you have one wonder over into the ‘big kids’ section
>mostly for the driving games
>every once in a while you might see one trying to play a fighting game
>it’s funny when they try to play the shooters though
>with their little three foot tall selves not even being able to hold my the light gun high enough to shoot anything
>I’ve seen many a token wasted by a midget childling on house of the dead because they could do shit
>and not once did I ever try to stop them lol
>but better things away me today
>transcending history and the world
>a tale of swords and souls
>eternally retold
>soul caliber 2
>the sound of two tokens plunking into an empty coin box reverberates through the noisy air
>apparently no one has played yet today
>or at least not very many people
>conquest mode
>select character
>select opponent
>feng shui because I want to fuck up a maxi
>and I do
>repeatedly
>I switch between beating feng shui and stickstick for about an hour before I finally get bored of it
>Oogie could use a break anyway
>then I throw down on some ddr for a while too
>pretty much a normal Saturday
>you’d never guess from looking at me that I poked my sisters tonsils with my pens the night before

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>>674313950
eeeyep. whole family of potato. one decent looking cousin but she got the potatoes at 14.

Column

>>674317648

>Saturday was Saturday
>I burned through a roll of tokens
>but playing ddr and soul caliber will leave you famished
>so I went to the cookie store across the food court and got giant sugar cookie and a cherry coke
>no ice please
>and I don’t spend all my time playing at the arcade
>I make my habitual stop by hot topic
>I ‘sup’ the registerfag
>he gives me a ‘sup’ back
>then the pet store
>because hamsters and kittens and puppies and snakes and turtles and fish are cute
>then to the comic book store
>of course I never buy anything at any of these places
>I just like to browse
>besides even if I bought anything it’d have to fit in my backpack so no
>oh well
>hours pass and the mall becomes more busy
>as such so too does the arcade
>not just with more unsupervised midgets
>but also people my own age
>enter my posse
>the compadres
>my bros
>the three from the sleepover plus some
>junior, spyke, shadow are all accounted for
>plus one more
>for reasons I’m sure I’ll address later, his shall be dubbed debo
>debo is a big ol’ husky mother fucker who’s almost as wide as he is tall
>and he has this weird habit or never having a job and always living with someone
>but yet he always has enough cash on hand to get by
>debo

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>>674317991

>’sups’ are given out as each member of the party shows up
>but it’s mostly just more of the same
>ddr, tekken, soul caliber
>junior thinks he’s top shut at tekken 5
>has a feng wei name fengerbanger
>I have a hwarong named popcorn chicken and a devil jin named poopky
>hwarong is my man though
>that red hair and taekwondo
>kind of like me
>so yeah
>me and joonbug waste a few dollars going at each other
>can’t say that he was all that bad but I still think I won more than I lost
>spyke watcher more then plays, he’s more into ddr and tokyo drift
>I want to say shadow used kazuya but I’m 100% on that one
>either him or heihachi
>one of those mishima mother fuckers
>at some point rich saunters over to show us younguns how it’s done
>with his raven named weasel snips
>like wesley snipes
>because of course he picks the black guy
>meh, Richard is OK
>but he’s not as good as he thinks he is
>but he let’s us stay late sometimes so whatever
>debo runs a kilik on soul caliber and doesn’t bother with tekken
>he can afford $5 for one of the little cards that saves your player data
>but he can afford two meats and rice at the china wok for $6.99 plus tax
>makes sense
>between us all we could easily spend a whole note in any given evening
>it ends eventually
>as with most weekends, it ends with bros going home with other bros
>spyke goes home solo
>debo rides with the shadow
>and junior asks to stay with me
>ok

>>674313950
not attracted to any immediate family (mother+sisters), but i did have a crush on a cousin i've only met once (in my teenage years).

still fap to mom/older sister/aunt stuff though.

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>>674318134
Dude ur Shits lame af

Columnfag

>>674318134

>’you going to church tonorrow’ asks the meathead
>’of course’ answers the sister ducking choir boy ‘you want to go?’
>’yea ok’ junior isn’t exactly the model christian but he’ll go if he’s with me
>of course junior coming over means having to stop for vitals on the way home
>pizza rolls and vanilla coke
>our plans for our stay at home bro date include, but are not limited to-
>watching dragon ball gt
>playing some dragon Ball tenkaichi 2 on the ps2
>eating pizza rolls
>watching hell raiser or some other suitable horror movie
>and possibly some sleep
>but we have to get there first
>now comes the dilemma
>I didn’t bring my car
>have no fear
>junior is perfectly fine riding bitch
>he stands on the kick bars on my back wheels and holds my shoulder
>we stop by the rite aid between there and home to procure food and drinks
>the rest of the trip is a little more awkward because now junior only has one hand on my shoulder
>he’s holding the bag with the pizza rolls and a 2L bottle of vanilla coke in the other
>we had done this before though
>so we managed to make it back to my house without any accidents or incidents
>we get there and bust through the front door
>like the boss mother fuckers we are
>we got home a little earlier then I normally would
>because we planned on watching some movies and playing some vidya
>it’s after dark though
>probably around 7 or 8 or whatever
>not late enough for the little to be in bed yet
>Candys still up too
>sitting on the couch
>looking kind of mad

>>674313950

you just have an ugly family.

>>674316868
>anyone have that pasta of that anon that wore his sister panties and then they found out who she was and sent the pics to her?

I don't know about that (probably fake) but there was indeed an incident a long time ago in which a guy posted a pic of his sister in her room and /b/ spotted a school logo on an item of clothing, then searched the school's student's Facebook group until they found her.

Column

>>674318306

K.

>>674318306

>I attempt to disregard family and head to my room
>but junior has to be a polite fuck
>'hey mom and dad' because we all called each other’s parents moms and dads
>the sow that birthed me sits on the couch with a beer clutched in her sausage fingers
>’hi junior' from the sound of her voice she’s barely clinging to the cusp of sobriety 'you spending the night him?'
>'yes ma'am' says junior
>'ok well you boys have fun' she does that can lifting wave deal or whatever 'but don’t forget we have church in the morning'
>church
>really
>this bitch wants to sit here in her own filth as drunk as the devil
>and talk to us about church
>please
>but then again
>I guess I’m a child molester so who can I judge
>anyways
>me and junior head for my stairs
>and I hear 'can I go up to column’s room too'
>it’s candy
>of course it is
>my mom answers ‘no candy leave the boys alone, they don’t want you up there bothering them'
>true to an extent
>but at the same time
>I don’t want her to have to stay down hear with drunk porkenstein either
>ooh, idea
>'head up junior, I forgot something'
>I double back into the kitchen area
>produce my sketch pad and a pen from my bag and tear of a small piece of paper
>on which I write 'sneak up but don’t get caught'
>I head back towards my stairs and drop it over the edge of the couch where candy sits on my way by

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Have fun reading huge story

Post some sisters lol..

>>674318398
On several occasions I hid a shitty old camcorder in my mom's room when she would shower, and then when she left for work after changing I would run in and turn the camera off and bring it into my room. After school I would fap to the footage. My mom is a lot older now but I still fantasize about her widened, lifted ass a lot.

Column

>>674318594

Yea, I kind of posted the link to the whole thing earlier, and am in the process of posting more lol

>>674318571

>I head upstairs without even checking to see if she got the note
>if not oh well
>junior already is getting things in my room situated
>we have a system set up where we can play vidya and movies at the same time
>we play the dvds on my pc
>while playing the vidya on the tv
>only problem is the computer is on the far side of my room by the door
>and my tv cabinet is against the wall in the middle of the room
>so what we have to do is unhook the pc
>and bring it over closer to where the tv and gaming consoles are
>by the time I make it up he already has the monitor, keyboard, mouse moved
>leaving only the tower
>which I grab on my way by and bring over closer to everything else
>but not without saying ‘what the fuck dude, you just unhook my shit without asking’
>of course I’m not being serious
>junior is on a (very) short list of people that it is ok to touch my stuff
>’shut up, bitch' is juniors eloquent response
>’youre a bitch, bitch'
>good one column
>junior adds a ‘kiss my ass bitch'
>so I return with a ‘suck my dick bitch'
>junior asks ‘what kind of bitch would want to suck your dick, bitch'
>I don’t know, but apparently my sister is one of them
>while we’re doing our best to sound like an early episode of breaking bad, we’re getting everything hooked in and set up
>five minutes later and we’re stupid deep into some dragon ball
>I’m about ninety nine percent certain that we had the cell saga going
>junior was a big freeza fan but he was a whiny little fag
>freeza, not junior
>well sometimes junior
>but anyways cell is the superior villain so that’s what we watched

>>674318786
I didn't see the link, sorry for the repost

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>>674318786

>speaking of the cell saga
>I like using cell jrs to do some throw down on budokai 2
>well, I don’t really do a lot of throwing down with them
>they’re not all that tough
>but when you DO score a win with them it gives you gloating rights galore
>and always I think it’s cute when they go ‘ke ke ke' when they use kamehameha
>we go back and forth for a while
>I win
>he wins
>aside from using the little blue cell babies, I was quite particular of using kid buu
>now for all the fun I had with cell Jr, I kicked a serious ass with kid buu
>it was like a silly putty slaughter
>I don’t think it’d be an exaggeration to say I don’t remember losing anytime I used a pair of kid buus
>it was so bad that when we all got together and played I was forbade from using kid buu
>it was his speed, man, his speed
>kid buu was like this wicked little pink blur that could strip a life bar down faster then taking a metal grinder to a roll of aluminum foil
>but anyways
>about an hour into dbz and chill, and several ‘pick someone else'es, I hear th familiar creek of my door
>candy is present
>as she closes the door behind herself I say ‘took you long enough'
>she turns her head over her shoulder real quick and gives me a look and says ‘I had to wait until mom left the room'
>’I told her to come up as long as she didn’t get caught' I feel the need to explain to junior
>junior displays his disinterest with a shrug
>’she going to play' he asks
>by now candy has sauntered over to where we are but I answer for her ‘no, she’s not into this kind of stuff'
>’is that right’ junior asks
>candy sits next to me, sees what we’re playing and watching and acknowledges my previous answer
>’no, he’s right’ she says ‘im not really into this stuff'

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>>674315919
i am immensely hard right now. god damn i dont care if its fake.

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>>674318975

Nah it's cool, I was just pointing it out

>>674319057

>I forgot to mention seating arrangements
>im sitting on comfy mr beanie
>junior is sitting on the floor to my right
>candy sits down on the floor to my left hand side
>but she gets the pillow off my computer desk chair to sit on
>candy isn’t a weeb so she’s not really all that into things
>according to her, dbz is nothing but a bunch of blurry colors, yelling, and stupid dialog
>’why do they spend so much time talking' is one of the questions she had asked
>’why do they stand there and yell'
>’why do they wait so long to use their ‘real power', that’s just stupid'
>all valid questions
>all unanswered questions
>dbz is dbz
>we don’t try to explain it
>we just enjoy it for what it is
>’shes just up here because we have food' which we have plenty of because we’ve broken out all the good stuff
>I’ve mentioned before that I keep a good sized stash of dry goods in my roon
>munchies and chex mix
>multiple flavors of poptarts
>twizzlers, gummy bears, spicy gum drops
>you know, survival food
>not to mention the stuff we picked up on the way home
>vanilla coke like a boss
>poured into a glass and drank with a straw
>if I was by myself I would just drink from the bottle
>but sharing a bottle is like kissing by proxy
>and with junior around
>that’d be kind of on the gay side
>and no homo
>so glasses and straws

Columnfag

>>674319341

>’get the fuck on with it column'
>sorry sorry
>I tent to get carried away when I right
>I get too absorbed in something and before I know it I’ve gone overboard
>it’s the main reason I can never finish any of my projects
>but I promise to finish this
>eventually
>so anyways
>the conversating went on for a bit
>mostly more of the same
>candy question our interest in dbz
>in anime in general and such
>at the time, I was I to anime, but I wasn’t huge into it
>mostly just watched whatever came on adult swim and tech tv
>so the basic stuff
>dbz, naruto, a couple of the gundam series, betterman, and silent mobius
>my first ‘real' anime was transformers back in the early 80s
>of course back then I didn’t know what the hell japanimation was even
>I just remember a show about robots that turn into cars and jets and mother fucking metal dinosaurs
>but yea
>I wasn’t so much into it that I ordered untranslated box sets of serieses from overseas
>or tries watching anything online
>I was perfectly content with what I had easy access to
>of course candy wasn’t really into it at all
>said Japanese cartoons were for boys
>her loss but oh well
>so between candy whining for us to play something different and me smacking his ass around with kid buus, junior finally days he’s had enough for the moment
>says something about wanting hot food so he’s going to go downstairs and make some pizza rolls
>the one thing I don’t have in my bedroom is a microwave
>Jesus Christ knows id be a huge ass mother fucker of I did

bump for more pics

I was 17 and peeped on my 13yo stepsister once. Since then our parents separated but she had the sweetest looking mini bush

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>>674319457

>juniors moves to vacate the room
>just before he leaves he turns around and says with a finger wag ‘now you kids be good while daddy’s gone'
>my reply is a simple center finger salute
>to which candy tells me is vulgar
>so I flip her off too
>she mock gasps as says if I’m going to be like that she’ll leave
>I ask her if she needs directions
>she gets a little miffed but not too much so
>just goes ‘hmph' and sticks out her tongue
>’you want to play' I pick up juniors controller and motion towards her
>she says ‘no way, this game looks retarded’
>’you look retarded' good comeback, column
>candy she her shocked expression + shocked noise routine
>it’s nice to have some normal non-fuckery related banter every now and then
>’well what do you want to play' I ask her ‘or did you just cone up here to eat all my food after all?’
>’no’ she replies fervently ‘I did not come up here to eat all your junk food'
>’well why did you come up then’
>candy scoffs and looks at me indignantly
>like I forgot something
>wait
>did I forgot something?
>I can’t remember if I did or not
>of course that’s how forgets work
>I can’t remember what I obviously forgot
>so I shrug and give her that look that says I’m waiting on her to elaborate
>candy rolls her eyes and ughs at my lack of memory
>’you said we could watch the end of bones tonight' she finally answers ‘since we didn’t get to last night'
>oh
>yea
>I did say that, didn’t i

>>674313950
Same

>>674319515
And, I've actually touched her in her sleep. She had such a firm ass...

Column

>>674319641

>promises promises
>guys
>never tell a girl you’re going to do something
>unless you’re at LEAST right thousand percent sure you can do it
>even if it’s something you think is insignificant
>because she will remember
>oh God will she remember
>and wait to the most inopportune time to bring it up
>like when your friend boy (no homo) spends the night
>and you have plans on running an epic dbz marathon
>well fuck
>all I can do is slouch back into mr beanie and say ‘that was before I knew junior was coming over’
>’then you should have told him you already had plans'
>’we didn’t have ‘plans' for starters' rebuttled ‘and secondly, junior can come over whenever he damn well pleases'
>’why' the upsettedness in her tone is reaching levels I do not approve of ‘its not like he’s your boyfriend or anything’
>’and you’re not my girlfriend' I remind her
>she puts on a weird half pouty half scowl
>guess I could have phrased what I said differently
>but it’s still true
>candy turns her head down mumbles something I can’t quite make out
>so of course I say ‘what?’
>she looks back up
>definitely more scowl then pout on her face now
>’I said' she makes sure I can hear her this ‘you can hang out with your friends any time, but I cant'
>her face shifts balance back to a pouty scowl again as she adds ‘mom won’t let me have any friends over, and the only time I get to do anything fun is with you, so..’
>oh I see
>so that’s what she’s on about

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>>674319057
you actually killed my boner.

ive wanted to fuck my sister ever since i creeped on her phone and laptop and fapped to her nudes

>>674317116
Right

>>674319950
time to share, friend

Cooooluuuuumn

>>674319904

>this little brat has managed to annoy the piss out of me and make me super guilty at the same time
>although I can clearly see her point
>and understand why shes so jealous for my time
>I mean, I am pretty freaking awesome
>I’d want me all to myself too I suppose
>she can’t expect to live vicariously through me though
>even if she is my favorite sib
>and overall she is pretty cool I guess
>for a 12yo girl I mean
>but still
>she can’t expect me to drop my plans and shun my friends just because she wants to hang out with me or watch a movie in my room
>that’s not how this relationship works
>to be fair, we really don’t have a normal brother sister relationship anymore
>she did suck my dick after all
>that’s more then junior has ever done
>so I guess she’s entitled to some perks and privileges
>but I can’t let it go to her head
>’can’t you watch it tomorrow night' I try to compromise
>’no’ she answers plainly
>’why not’
>’because I have school Monday’ she answers in that ‘you should have already know that’ tone ‘mom isn’t going to approve of me staying up tomorrow night'
>I doubt she would approve of a lot candy has been doing lately
>’so what' I look at her like she’s a doofus, because she is
>’so what what' yup, definitely a doofus response
>I explain ‘if mom doesn’t want you coming up here, don’t ask'
>candy seems perplexed
>dumbfounded even

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>>674319904
IS THIS FUCKING STORY EVER GOING TO FUCKING END? NO ONE FUCKING CARES.

>>674318134
Bumperoni

>>674320030
i wish i saved the pics, i would look when she was in the shower or not home and fap my brains out. i was too afraid of getting caught with em

>>674313950
I'm Just into the Taboo wouldn't fuck a relative. That incest porn is cash though

Column

>>674319924

Oops

>>674319904

>candy looks confused
>bit I’m only telling her she should do something she’s already doing
>the poor naïve thing
>as corrupt as I have made her
>she still had the innocent card to play
>candy really isn’t a bad kid
>she just like having her brother get her off is all
>it all comes down to that ‘I can do wrong as long as no one calls me out on it' that all girls have
>but she has been called out
>so she has to put on her ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about’ face
>’you’re up here right now aren’t you' I finally ask
>’yea, but..’ hmm, she can’t really think of a good reply
>’but nothing’ before she can put her thoughts together ‘if mom doesn’t want you coming up here, don’t tell her, I’m sure you didn’t tell her about what you did last night'
>’no’ she says, quite obviously flustered ‘why would I tell he that we-'
>’tell who we did what'
>we both freeze
>Candy’s eyes are as big as saucers behind her glasses
>mother fucking junior ninjad up into my room
>we were too taken in by our little discussion to notice him until now
>for fucks sake
>candy was less then a breath away from saying ‘-screwed around’
>well, I’m not exactly sure how she’d have phrased it
>but it’s definitely a cat best kept in the bag
>I’m much quicker to regain my composure
>candy still looks spooked as junior makes his way over, plate of delicious microwaves pizza rolls in hand
>’candy wants to stay up here and watch her movies again' I answer nonchalantly
>I am completely out of chalants to give
>’again' junior repeats with a mouth full of pizza roll
>I wave for him to hand the plate my way and get one my own self before I answer
>it’s like biting into a little pocket of pizza flavored lava

>>674316476
Oh dude is it really you?! Have you typed up the third chunk yet? I got the other two and ill be honest it's a great story, but I'm just sad I wasn't there for the real thread lol

Column again

>>674320228

>eating super heated pizza rolls
>candy still looks roughly flustered
>’yea I let her come up last night and watch a movie up here and now she wants to see it again'
>junior nods, mouth too full of molten cheese and pepperoni cubes to even attempt to speak
>’mm mm' junior struggles through a pizza roll ‘hwat mewveh'
>he asked ‘what movie' for those of you that couldn’t tell
>I answer very drolly ‘bones'
>junior cocks an eyebrow and asks ‘dafuq is that'
>I shrug ‘some stupid ‘who done it' show, I don’t know’
>back then I didn’t know
>I still wouldn’t call myself a super fan or anything
>but I have a butter appreciation for bones, and criminal mystery shows in general these days
>’it is not stupid' candy pipes in
>guess she got over almost announcing our little secret
>’it’s a very good show' she goes on indignantly ‘you just don’t understand it because all you watch are stupid cartoons'
>gasp
>I am taken back
>how dare she call anime ‘stupid cartoons'
>junior, nor so much
>’my mom watches that show' says junior matter of factly ‘she watches all those kinds of shows, but theyre all the same if you ask me'
>’no they’re not' candy argues
>’sure they are' and junior explains ‘someone finds a body, they can’t solve the mystery at first, something happens in someone’s personal life that magically gives then an idea that solves the case, and then it ends up being the first person they interviewed anyway'
>’nuh uh' candy’s argument is flawless, is it not?
>’yuh huh' I reply ‘and they don’t even do it like they do in real life, in real life they don’t have super computers with huge touch screens and holograms and 3d model reenactments and stuff’
>but she says ‘uh, they have all that because they work at the Smithsonian, and they have the best technology there’

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>>674313950
it seems repulsive but if you see your sister/cousin nude you will probably get hard as fuck and if you fap it'll probably be the best cum of your life

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>>674313329
Pussy's pussy man.
If you two were separated at birth then bumped into faculty still not having any knowledge of kin you two would probably screw anyway.

My aunt had to crash at my place for a month. I've always had the hots for her, so eventually I memorized her phone password, snuck into the living room during the night, took her phone, messaged me her nudes, deleted the messages, and then snuck it back.
Then one day she said she was getting implants. And hoo boy did she get em. From C to DD. And her nipples were already naturally big so it helped make them look more natural. I never got to save the new nudes though, only seem them for a moment after I asked to borrow her phone looking up something. Since then I got a new phone and I no longer have the nudes.
I know she likes drinking. I'm just hoping and praying for the day I'm there when she comes home and passes out drunk.

Columnfag here

>>674320429

>’I thought that place was a museum' junior wonders ‘like, with airplanes and shit, or something'
>’it IS a museum' candy sighs ‘that’s why they have all the good computers'
>pushing the argument, I ask ‘but why are they solving crimes in a museum, shouldn’t they do that at the police station'
>’no because they’re the fbi’ candy is getting visually annoyed at this point
>which I find oddly ironic
>because it seems like the people who put down anime or people that watch it always seem to be the ones that defend what they watch the hardest
>the ‘your show is shit but let me tell you why mine isn’t' mentality
>’let me get this straight’ junior taps his chin all philosophical like ‘theyre the fbi, and they solve crimes in a museum'
>’well bones isn’t fbi' candy adds
>’what is she even then' junior asks, drawing this shit storm of a conversation on even longer
>’uuurgh' candy is becoming quite distressed at this point ‘shes an anthropologist'
>junior has a dumb look on his face
>except it’s not really a look
>he’s bot very bright
>honestly does not know what an anthropologist is
>’that means she studies bones' candy explains
>man, I’m just over here sipping vanilla coke and finishing off the pizza rolls at this point
>’that’s funny because he name is bones’ says the meathead ‘I get it'
>’no, her name is temperence' candy says, flustered
>junior shakes his head and says ‘that’s an awful name’
>’well that’s why they call her bones' she goes on ‘that, and, well.. Because she studies bones’
>’kind of like how your name is' and then I say Junior’s real name ‘but we call you junior’
>’shut up, bitch' junior doesn’t like his name because it’s gay
>’who are you calling a bitch, bitch' he’s the bitch, not me
>junior answers a simple ‘you, bitch'
>I do the old 90s doublehand chop to the crotch and say ‘suck my dick, bitch'
>’you shouldn’t talk like that in front of your sister' I get scolded by junior ‘bitch’
>I had forgotten that candy was still there

>be horny 13yo
>have qt 3.14 cousin (daughter of moms step-sister, not blood relatives)
>make account for club penguin to play with her
>go to email to open up verification letter
>accidentally click some email that has boobs and ass, fucking spam
>instaboner
>yikes.png
>she notices and wants to actually see it
>whip it out and start jerking for her
>ended up finding some adult game on newgrounds and play that while I fap and she rubs herself
>she says the game is getting her turned on
>she asks if I wanna see the real thing
>awyiss
>perfect cameltoe, round ass, perky nips, 8/10
>she lets me rub her clit while she gives me a handy until i
>we become masturb8 m8's and start to do this all the time
>at 18 we still fuck around at family gatherings and shit
I've got more too.

Column

>>674320759

>’I say what I want in front of who I want' I throw junior a double duce for good measure ‘bitch'
>junior returns fire with a pair of matching birds ‘you’re going to teach her bad things, bitch'
>junior, you don’t know the half of it dude
>at this point candy decides to speak up though
>’it’s fine' she says with one of her shrugs ‘he’s not talking about anything I don’t already know about'
>this is true
>but junior isn’t so easily convinced
>this was back in a day when not every kid was fucking someone
>junior thought she was just talking shit
>of course he was wrong
>but I couldn’t exactly say I had first hand experience
>’well I know more than you think’ is all candy has to say about the matter
>you may be wondering
>’column, you just let your friend talk to candy like that?’
>sure
>I wasn’t the only bro with a little sis
>the shadow has his own sister same age as candy
>spyke had a sister that was about two years older
>and she was fucking outrageously hot
>little 14yo half Korean girl with a perfect ass, long dark hair, and almond shaped eyes
>I’d have fucked her
>hell, we'd all have fucked her
>except probably spyke
>because he wasn’t a degenerate sister fucker like me
>well not that I know of
>for all I know he could have been
>I was and no one else knew after all
>so who knows, maybe he was
>but we had a rule amongst ourselves not to fool around with each other’s sisters
>never said anything about our own though lol

>>674318975
Got you covered there

drive.google com/folderview?id=0B3YMBdhaJ7qjUDNPNS1TX3JVVlU&usp=sharing

>>674320835
moar. and post pics bru

>>674313950
everyone says my mom and sister are hot/milf but i just don't see it, interested in incest, but not my family lmao

>>674320931
stop copy pasting the worst story ever faggot

Column

>>674320931

>we had a sort of honor system in place to keep any drama from happening
>now that we’d have any drama between ourselves
>but it could get messy
>if you were looking around with a fellow Bros sister
>and things went bad
>now all the sudden we’re all in an awkward situation
>because Bros are blocked from other Bros houses because of bad relations and such
>we were all pretty understanding about the rule of sisters though
>I was never trying to mess with any of theirs
>they never messed with mine
>I did though
>that’s what this whole story is about
>which I should probably get back to telling
>’they learn it from the tv and internet' I explain offhandedly
>really I have no idea where she learned it from
>probably was from tv and stuff though
>and she said herself she heard about sucking dick from other kids at school
>plus human beings are as instinctual as any other animals
>we all reach the age where we KNOW what sex is regardless of what we see or hear
>some just get there faster
>candy, being as smart as she is, probably picked up little pieces of information here and there and put two and two together
>im getting way ahead of myself, but she surprised me on more than one occasion with what she knew about stuff that even I never would have imagined she knew about
>but back to what I was telling junior
>’I wouldn’t be surprised if she knew more about sex then you'
>junior made that ‘pfft’ noise
>’whatever’ he says smugly ‘you can’t know more then someone whos a master'
>’the only thing you’re the master of' incoming hilarious pun ‘is baiting'
>ooooh
>buuurn
>burnheal.png

>>674321164
post pics?

>>674320475
SOURCE IMMEDIATELY

>>674321251
Pobs oc m8

Columnfag

>>674321194

I'm not

>>674321202

>I make this joke because out if all the bros junior is the only one that still doesn’t have a woman
>except maybe debo
>but debo has women sometimes
>they just never stay with him long
>because hes a fat, lazy, poor, mooching bastard
>junior is almost 19 and simply never has had a real gf
>he’s gotten his bangs done before
>but he’s still the group ‘bachelor'
>’ha ha very funny' says the best fisherman in the village
>get it?
>because he’s the master baiter
>you get it
>candy gets it
>shes giggling
>junior doesn’t think she gets jt
>’oh you don’t even get it' he says
>see, I told you he didn’t think she got it
>’I do too' she answers ‘he means.. You know..’
>oh now she wants to act shy again
>situational modesty, I call it
>luda said it best
>shes a lady on the street
>but a freak in the bed
>since she can’t bring herself to say anything specific she mines it
>shake weight before there were shake weights
>junior just looks at me and says ‘what have you been teaching her'
>I shrug
>can’t really tell him the truth
>don’t want to lie to his face
>so I play the ignorance card
>’it’s the tv, man, it’s the tv’

>>674320475
>>674321392
Then OP Needs to post entire video; surely he recorded more than that

god tier incets henti

mother/son
http://www.hentaibeta.com/watch/subbed/episode/sexual-pursuit-episode-1

sister/brother same family

http://www.xanimeporn.com/sexual-pursuit-episode-2-sub-eng/

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Twitch has arrived
Sorry I'm late, my craptop has being at it again.
So, Column's update's up, noice.

>>674321566
Column, I love this story dude. Your one od the best story tellers I've seen in a while. Wish I was here for the original thread though lol

Columns

>>674321566

>speaking of what candy watches on the tube
>the conversation may have gone way of course
>but my mentioning what she watches gives her an in to steer it back
>’well anyway' she completely disregarded the subject at hand ‘you said we could finish the last disc of Bones tonight'
>I just sigh and ugh
>I know that’s her thing
>but I guess she’s rubbing off on me
>shes already rubbed me off
>so she might as well do that too
>’candy, we don’t want to watch bones' I tell her at last ‘maybe tomorrow night'
>she whines back ‘but you promised..’
>’I changed my mind' I reply
>candy looks at mad as she does disappointed ‘a promise is a promise'
>’you’ve already watched all but the last episode up here' it’s true, she has ‘it won’t kill you to wait until tomorrow to watch it'
>’and it won’t kill you to let me watch it tonight' that’s also true, it wouldn’t
>but still
>it’s my room
>she can’t treat it like her own personal cinema where she can watch whatever she wants whenever she pleases
>’youre just going to have to wait until tomorrow' I say with what I think is finality ‘youre more thej welcome to stay up here, but we’re going to play our game and watch our show'
>junior tries to stress my point by adding ‘it is his room after all'
>’ugh’ she fumes and crosses her spindly arms ‘all you guys wants to do is play games’
>it’s true
>very much so
>then candy gets a look on her face
>a very mischievous smirk
>uh oh
>what is she planning
>’well since all you guys want to do is play your games' she says ‘how about we make a bet'

Column

>>674321623

Hey Twitchbro

>>674321772

Thank

>>674321782

>oh shit
>not this again
>we all remember what happened last time candy wanted to make a bet over a game
>but if you’re thinking this story is about to turn into a mmf three way, you’d be wrong
>candy may have been a brother fucking little nymph
>buy she was monogamous
>as far as I know
>and I have no reason to doubt it
>she never fucked anyone else until after I’d left
>it really was the perfect story
>candy was the perfect little nerdy choir girl
>no one expected her to be the whorish type
>she didn’t have a lot of guys chasing her
>mostly because they usually never noticed her behind whatever book she was reading
>or because they didn’t know how sexy she was
>because she was always hiding it under a sweater or sweat pants
>but I knew
>boy did I know
>candy may have been the meek, shy, nerdy bard girl
>but she was a freak with needs
>I’m getting so far ahead of myself
>take it down a notch, column
>sorry sorry
>sometimes when I think about how it was though
>I’m just like ‘man I had it good'
>but instead of telling you about what I’m going to tell you about, I should just get back to telling you about it
>ahem
>’we play a game, and winner picks what we watch' at least she didn’t say anything lewd

ColuColumn

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>’sounds good' junior sounds intrigued
>he doesn’t know candy is as good at some games as she is
>’but not this one' she says about budokai ‘this one is stupid, it needs to be one we can all play'
>there are three of us though
>that basically narrows it down to games on one system
>oh I see where she’s going
>’ok' junior replies ‘what did you have in mind’
>I know what she has in mind
>something more then two people can play at once
>that she’s confident enough to think she can win
>’how about..’ she acts likes she’s thinking, but I know shes has something in mind ‘Mario kart'
>knew it
>junior looms my way
>I shrug
>’she any good' he asks
>’im plenty good' she answers before I can
>’she ok' I reiterate
>’I’m better then ok' candy responds snidely
>’well it doesn’t matter how good you are if you’re not good enough to win’ junior says all philosophical like as he already moves to turn off the ps2
>he doesn’t have too much room to speak though
>see, junior isn’t all that good at racing or vehicular combat games
>his forte lies in fighting games
>and shooters
>junior would play the hell out of some house of the dead
>and time crisis
>but make him play any kind of driving game
>cruising USA, Tokyo drift, Mario kart
>let’s just say he doesn’t have a lot of bragging rights
>he’s probably banking on her bot being as good as she says
>too bad for him she is
>shes definitely better then he is at least

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>Mom died right when I was born
>Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before i was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister is a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of herself
>I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice
>Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy shit went down and I had to leave home
>At this point, totally lusting after my sister
>She was also having bad trouble with the law
>Actually in custody when I left home
>Friend and I go to pick her up
>I Just wanted to fuck her brains out
>I think she had feelings for me too
>Kissed me when we picked her up
>Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss
>Friend told me he wants to get with my sister
>jealous.jpg
>Not much happened between me and my sister for a while
>At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot
>Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister
>I get hurt badly and almost die
>While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss
>We spend some time apart
>I get really religious, try not to think of her that way
>I was totally over her
>We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic)
>She's in the hottest fucking bikini ever
>All those feelings come back
>She ends up with my friend from before
>After all this, we were at a party
>Sister and I were outside alone
>Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him

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Bump, keep em comin' Columnfag

Full House of Column

>>674322277

>junior starts swapping out systems
>even as I’m rolling up my ps2 controller I say ‘I don’t remember agreeing to this'
>but yea we do it anyways
>so much for it being my room my rules I suppose
>we swap over to the GameCube and fire up mario kart
>as the GameCube screen comes on the TV screen I ask ‘so how are we doing this’
>um' candy makes that ‘I’m thinking’ face again
>but it’s junior that actually answers
>’is she wins, she gets to watch her show, if we win, she has to watch ours, with no complaining'
>’ew no' candy scrunches up her nose ‘im not watching that, if you win I’ll just go back downstairs'
>’nope' junior shakes his head and looks all smug ‘if I win then you have to watch at least an hour of it, and anytime you complain or say something negative about it the hour resets'
>’ok fine' candy agrees as she unrolls a GameCube stick ‘but the same goes for you if I win'
>junior compliantly replies ‘ok, if you win, you have to watch an hour of dbz without complaining'
>’no’ candy looks back at junior real quick ‘that’s not what I said’
>’sure it is’ junior says ‘you said the same thing goes if you win'
>’I meant if I win you have to watch MY show'
>’oh you didn’t say that though’ junior thinks he’s so slick
>’how about if I win you both just shut the hell up' finally does column speak
>’nooo' candy looks at me with some weird kind of smile ‘of you win I still get to watch my show because you promise'
>the fuck
>I cock my chin up a little and say ‘how do you figure’
>’I just do' is her answer ‘because you did promise I could watch it'
>all I feel like o can do is shrug ‘sounds to me like you’re just stacking the odds in your favor'
>candy just sticks her tongue out at me
>I shrug again
>by now we’ve all got our sticks
>I’ve got a madcatz brand mini sized controller I got from gamestop
>just figure is mention that
>it was the one with the transparent body

>>674322387
Fuck OFF

Columntard

>>674322549

>’we racing or playing battle mode' I ask
>candy and meathead answer almost simultaneously ‘battle'
>’this still doesn’t exactly seem fair to me' I mention again at the character select screen
>candy explains it ‘if you win you get the pleasure of knowing you kept your promise and made you adoooorable little sister happy'
>I’m sure
>’ok whatever' I just start getting the game set up
>I picked the level that was the big square with the four colored squares inside of each of corners of the map with the lanes running between and around them
>fuck if I can call the name of it
>and fuck if I’m too lazy to google it
>if you played double dash then you know what I’m talking about
>candy has a vagina twins
>I go with the koopas because turtle shells
>junior picks bowser and donkey kong because he’s compensating
>and then we play
>chaos
>utter and entire chaos
>candy was going after me
>I was going after her
>junior was just going
>that dumb fucktard had no concept of patience or timing
>he’d hit an item block and use it as soon as it stopped rolling
>didn’t matter if it was a boost, bananas, shells..
>he’d just fire off as soon as he got whatever
>mother fucker even slipped up on one of his own bananas and lost a balloon
>and don’t think it was a long drawn out experience either
>a mario kart battle can end in seconds if played right
>you’re lucky if it lasts a whole minute
>this one wasn’t any different
>poor junior is all I can say

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are you selling this fucking book on amazon?
>>674321772
you are autistic if you think this is well told. its literally all filler. this retarded shit could easily be told in 2 posts instead hes just letting his autism run rampant.

>>674322387
Is your story going anywhere?

Columnfag

Fuck captchas

>>674322849

>between his spewing banana peels every which and where
>and firing off several dozen green shells
>he really took himself out before either of us even bothered with him
>’well shit' he looks like a complete moron when his corner of the screen goes to spectator mode because he lost his last balloon
>stupid fuck
>I was hoping he’d at least stay alive long enough for me to route candy
>and then I’d throw the game
>forcing candy to honor her end of the deal
>because I knew if she had to watch an hour of dbz shed go back downstairs
>but no
>juniors dumb ass can’t get shit right and now it’s just me and her
>so I’m sort of in a bind
>because of she wins she gets to watch bones
>but also of I win she gets to watch bones
>you see where this is a problem for me
>juniors dumb fucking ass has me all messed up
>candy is aware of this as well
>I keep telling you guys she’s smarter then the average 12yo
>’there’s no reason to keep playing' shes tailing me, has a green shell or two
>’theres always a reason to keep playing' I reply
>I bunny hop around a corner and use the subsequent boost to put some distance between us
>’well either way you’re going to let me watch my show like you promised' she goes around a different way since she isn’t on my tail anymore
>all I say back is ‘maybe' as I hit an item block and pray some something good
>red shells, a starman, sonething
>nope
>one banana
>fuck
>I drop it on the inside of one of the outside corners as I come around
>so if she tries following me again hopefully she’ll hit it

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>>674313950
Yep

>>674322977
Thank u

Columnfag, you're my hero

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>>674322977
>>674322977

Columnfag

>>674322977

Lol no one's making you read it bro

>>674322849

>all this time juniors still sitting beside me
>giving a running commentary and telling me what to do
>mostly saying ‘shoot her' every time she’s on my screen
>even though I never have any shells to shoot
>basically junior is acting more like a 12yo then she is
>’I don’t know’ I go on as I meander about the coarse ‘I think it’d be fair if I decided for myself what I get if I win'
>’you get to keep your promise' she on the other side of the map so there’s not much action
>’how about if I win you can watch your show' dramatic pause ‘after we watch ours'
>there is no immediate response
>but finally she says ‘well you’re not going to beat me anyway'
>really though she is at the advantage
>two balloons to my one, both with a supply of green shells
>but the match isn’t over until it’s over
>’so then yes' I say ‘that’s a fair compromise’
>’fiiine’ candy exhales
>ok now I have something to work with
>I’m still sure that candy won’t stand to watch an hour or dbz if she has to watch it quietly
>speaking of which, piccolo has gotten his shit handed to him by cell in his base form
>poor piccolo
>to me, he was such a good character
>he had the most character growth of anyone on that show
>and he stayed a competent fighter through the first few arcs
>but they hit a point where they were basically ‘fuck everyone but goku and vageta'
>that’s why I liked the cell saga so much
>to me it was the last good arc before the saiyans got too op
>the buu arc was ok
>buy the whole vegeta is good, vegeta is bad, vegeta is good again annoyed me
>like, he just blasts a whole stadium full of civilians
>and gokus like ‘vageta, no, say you’re sorry'
>the fuck is that even

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>>674323493

>but me and candy are still karting or marios
>I’m a little more invested now that I have a better goal
>with my arsenal of shells spinning around my two reptilian drivers, I go on the hunt
>candy notices and swings around herself
>we come up the middle of the map where we’ll meet just about at the middle of the four way
>she fires off one shell early
>misses
>I fire two back
>she dodges the one and takes out the other with her last shell
>well played
>but I still have one shell left
>with which I blast her with in the face as we pass
>I could swear I hear her mutter a bad word under her breath
>oh yea
>by the way
>when I first started writing, I had written some lines of having candy swearing
>only that she didn’t really
>just that I have a sailors mouth and that’s how I had written it
>so for anyone that wants to call me out for being inconsistent, that’s why
>I’m too lazy to go back and change it too
>so
>shades on
>deal fucking with it
>so now we’re down to the wire
>both itemless and with one balloon
>junior still telling me to ‘get her'
>even though his dumb ass already got got
>me and candy both make a big loop around opposite corners and start coming down the middle lanes again perpendicular to the way we did before
>it comes down to this then

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>>674322977
Fuckin' what?

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>>674323732

>I’d like to say that it crossed my mind how similar a situation this is to what started this whole mess
>but really it didn’t
>all I was thinking about was hitting an item block and taking her out
>candy was a fraction of a second ahead of me
>so she hit the item block coming from her side first
>just a split second but still
>I hit mine
>both our items are still spinning
>candy lucks out and scores three red shells
>she immediately drops them
>wellfuck.jpg
>she starts firing them off as my item still spins on
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>but wait
>my item finally stops
>sweet baby fucking jesus
>it can’t be
>but it is
>star fucking man
>boom
>I hit the trigger button and go god mode just in time
>I plough through her shells with utter immunity
>she bunnyhops and turns hard hoping to evade me at the four war by turning down one of the sides
>but it doesn’t work
>my starman boosted speed sees to that
>I barrel into her from the side as she tries to slide around the corner
>nope
>got you, bitch
>as her last balloon floats away, I am win
>victory is me

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>>674323752

Haters gonna hate

>>674323920

>candy laments her loss
>he wails and sobs fall upon deaf ears
>oh
>actually she didn’t wail or sob
>but she did ugh one of her ughs
>and it was a good one
>but she still lost
>she demands a rematch
>’that’s not happening’ is what I tell her ‘you lost, I won, so if you still want to watch bones then you have to suck it up and watch some dbz'
>she slouches and ughs once more
>’do I have to' she whines
>I answer ‘no' and right when she starts to kind of smile I add ‘you can always go back down’
>that wasn’t what she wanted to hear
>she slouches even more and sighs
>’fiiine’ she goes on again
>well shit
>I was hoping she wouldn’t want to
>but whatever
>I suppose if she does want to stay it’s ok
>as long as she’s quiet and doesn’t act like a brat
>like she has been
>’can we at least play something else though’ there she goes with all that again
>candy knows neither how to give up or give in
>shes so damn stubborn sometimes
>a lot of times
>all the damn time
>’I mean' she goes on ‘why do you want to watch and play the same tthing’
>because we’re guys
>I don’t know
>why do people do anything they do

I don't have pics, but another story with same cousin.
>thanksgiving before last
>be 16yo drug dealer now, mostly scripts
>loads of xanax
>cousin likes trying new things, asks if she can get some
>"yeah I gotchu"
>we take it after dinner, she passes out and when she wakes up, she's in a total blackout
>had to go sell to a guy, take her with me so she doesn't get herself caught
>she goes nuts in the car, literally moons a random dude and then hangs like half her body out my car window
>make sale, head home with her, she won't go to her house like this
>play gta v w her for a while but she's getting bored and starts poking me with her foot
>she starts waving it in my face
>try not getting hard, pretty much impossible tho
>she rubs my face with it and i can't help but get a good lick in
>she keeps doing it, so keep licking and start sucking toes
>fuck xbox man
>she pushes me down onto bed and sits up on my stomach and pins my arms down
>leans down to put her tits all in my face
>bruh.png
>go ham on those fuckers, like 3 hickeys
>noise in the stairwell
>little brother
>too pissed
>by the time he leaves my room, she's already passed out again, can hardly keep my eyes open
>lay down next to her
>fuck_it_man.jpeg
>slip one hand into her shirt, then other in her pants
>heavy sleepers ftw
>rub her clit and stroke myself until i cum right on her ass
>good nights sleep

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>>674324122

>sometimes we even pick characters from whatever saga or movie we’re watching and reenact them as we watch them
>simply because why not
>actually, thinking about it, I’ve always had a pension for watching whatever show the game I play is about if it is about anything
>not every time
>but often enough
>oh well
>’because it’s what we do' I explain ‘instead of getting up and swapping games out all the time'
>she huffs
>’If you want to, you can play mario kart since it’s already in' I say ‘but then we get to watch this until it’s over, and if you still want to watch bones after that then you can'
>’how much longer is it' she asks
>seeing as how it’s barely up to the part where cell absorbs 18 and goes semi-perfect
>a while
>’well, if we skip all the boring parts’ junior says as we do have a habit of skipping through parts that are dialog heavy ‘we should be done.. Before church tomorrow morning'
>sounds about right
>candy doesn’t like the sound of that
>she bunches up her forehead and says ‘what, no, that’s too long'
>I get all shruggalishious
>’I promised you could watch your show tonight' check out my slick logic ‘and you can, after we watch our show, if you don’t like it then you can always go back down stairs, but you can’t day I didn’t try to keep my promise'
>candy just huffs
>the moment of truth
>what is she going to do
>how much is getting her way worth to her
>obviously enough
>because she’s so damn stubborn
>’fine’ she says with a flippant ‘I don’t care' sort of shrug ‘ill wait'
>well shit

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Columnfag

Halfway there

>>674324310

>I thought I had won
>God damnit candy
>why does she have to be so freaking stubborn
>oh well
>I gambled
>and lost
>it happens from time to time
>but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing she has to put up with watching our weebo anime shit before she gets to watch her show
>I’m half tempted to switch the audio over to the original japanese
>but even I’m not too much into that
>or I wasn’t back then
>I’ve gotten used to watching subbed anime
>because I don’t have time to wait for stuff to get translated
>so now that everything’s settled
>junior says he’s going to take the empty plate back down
>because I’m not some slob who keeps filthy dishes sitting around his room
>god, I can just imagine how disgusting some of you are though
>bunch of greasy, pudgy, hairy uggos sitting around in their darkened liars
>nothing illumination their pocked faces but the dim light of their monitors
>one hand on the mouse, scrolling through pages of wincest story material
>the other hand..
>well, we wont talk about the other hand
>you disgusting bastards
>I say that
>but really I know
>I’m the one writing the god damn wincest story
>and I’m not a fat sloppy fuck
>shut your face, kane
>I’m not fat
>or sloppy
>I’m just an average guy
>that fucked his sister

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I'd rather be playing Borderlands..

>>674324601

>that’s not to say SOME of you aren’t filthy gutter trash
>but based on the fact that I’m on the internet and I know I’m not a bottom dwelling beta lord
>I’d reason that some of you aren’t either
>I’m probably horribly wrong and am really the only attractive person online
>but since you’re all faceless anons, I’ll give you guys the benefit of the doubt for now
>bunch of uggos
>anyways
>so junior leaves out with the plate
>just me and candy again
>’I’m serious though’ I start up
>she asks ‘about what’
>’about' I get started ‘im not going to be swapping out games all night, so you’d best get confortable'
>’ok ok' she replies
>Im just relaxing it up in mr beanie
>full of pizza rolls
>watching imperfect cell and ssj2 vegeta beat the shit out of each other
>living the good life
>suddenly my view is impeded
>candy is standing between me and the monitor on the floor
>back turned towards me
>or should I say
>ass turned towards me
>not that that’s in any way a bad view
>candy really did (and still does) have a pleasantly aesthetic ass
>she had that short girl butt thing going on
>except it was too bubble
>but she did have a booty though
>it was mostly the width I guess
>she had amazing hips
>the kind you could hold onto while doing it doggy style
>trust me
>I know

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>>674324799

>didn’t help that she was always wearing those boot shorts around the house
>those or baggy pajamas
>there is no in between
>and either one of those cammy/tedi things or just a tshirt
>so now I’ve got ass in my direct line of sight
>and I’m just like ‘candy move'
>and she does
>back towards me
>where she sits in down across my legs
>show off hands, who saw that coming
>put your hand down, no you didn’t
>you liar
>I try to shift underneath her and ask ‘what are doing'
>’what you said' she answers as she grinds her ass into my lap
>god fucking damnit no
>’I don’t recall telling you to sit in my lap' I answer
>’sure you did’ she smiles ‘you said to get comfortable, so I did’
>she scratches out and tilts her head back so she can look up at me and adds ‘im comfortable’ before doing to stupid nose crinkle and sitting back up
>’candy, no' is what I say ‘you can’t do this, not tonight'
>but I’m not exactly trying to make her get up either
>by now she really has got comfy
>so much so that she’s started up an new game on mario kart
>mushroom cup
>’why not’ she says plainly
>’um, maybe because junior is here' duh
>candy shrugs, as so often she does ‘then keep your hands to yourself'
>my response is to sigh at her and rub my temples
>she cranes back so she can look up again and adds with an eyebrow raised ‘and keep everything else to yourself too'

>>674324799
no no no, not in mah haus

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I do write a lot of nonessential shit.. I'll have to watch that from now on

>674324990

>confliction at 110% output
>possibility matrix is over taxed
>too many what to dos in head
>too many what could happens
>playing it cool is becoming harder and harder
>damnit candy
>I want to tell her to get up
>and to stop
>and to go away
>but I can’t
>because I don’t want to
>I want to touch her
>and fuck around with her
>but I know I cant
>she knows I know I cant
>getting me back for not letting her watch bones
>I guess she thinks if I’m going to make her sit though dbz she’s going to make it hard on us both
>speaking of things being hard
>god fuckint damnit that didn’t take long
>my peen knows what’s up
>I wish that bastard was a little less enthusiastic
>can’t really blame him though
>all that soft ass meat crowded up on him with nothing but a few things layers of fabric separating them
>guess id be enthusiastic too
>oh wait
>I guess technically I am
>ok then
>no wait
>it’s not ok then
>I can’t be popping boners over candy
>not when junior is due back any minute

>>674324990
Finish your story otherwise you're gonna make this anonfag sad

>>674314307
This is so fucking old. At least a couple years.

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>>674325200

>ok, let’s push the fast forward button down for a few seconds here
>the younger readers out there might not ever know what that means
>if so then you’re obviously underage and banned
>regardless of whether or not you’re going old enough to read sexual literature or not
>let’s continue
>time went on for a while like that without any major happenings
>we sipped vanilla coke and ate chex mix at our leisure
>candy beat mushroom cup and flower cup
>first place both times because the ai is crap
>it was well over an hour later before anything started happening
>dbz was dragging on a little
>actually a lot
>let’s me honest
>dbz is mostly dragging on
>so I told junior to skip ahead
>but junior did not
>I shift candy a little so I can sit up
>looking over I find junior laying over to the side obviously asleep
>fucking light weight
>junior is always the first one asleep and last one awake
>he was the bro that caught the sockwad with his balls if you remember that part
>’junior’ I loud whisper
>nope, he’s dead
>’juuunior’ I say louder
>no response
>fuck this
>I twist under candy and line my foot up with his shoulder
>’juuuunyaaaa’ I shout as I kick his ass over
>’fuck, what' he looks around all disoriented and shit
>’dude' I shake my head in disappointment ‘you were alseep'

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>>674325281

I'll try

>>674325571

>junior scowls and straightens out his shirt
>he’s always a little cranky when he’s tired
>’man, fuck this shit' he gets up and steps past us, towards my bed
>’what you doing, bitch' I ask
>junior is more muttering the answering
>’mother fucking sons of bitches kicking mother fuckers and shit while they’re sleeping' he goes on as he starts pulling my blankets back
>he takes one of my pillows and throws it towards us, followed by my throw blanket
>the blanket doesn’t travel as far as the pillow and lands in a heap on the floor between here and there
>’aw, is da widdle behbeh gowing to beddy bye' I mock mockingly
>’widdle behbehs going to-' junior was probably going to say something rather lewd but stopped probably because candy was there
>instead, he settled for throwing me a double duce and saying ‘sleep on the floor, bitch'
>he turned my AC all the way down, got under my blankets and rolled up facing the wall, away from us
>oh well
>go to sleep then you lazy ass faggot
>he does, of course
>nothing changes for a while though
>candy beats whatever the fuck track she’s on
>first place again
>shes played all the way up to the special cup
>I’ve tried to tell her before just to do grand tour
>but she likes to play them ‘in order' and grant tour randomized them
>whatever
>doesn’t matter to me
>candy hesitates before she starts though
>she hops up off me
>my fucking thighs though, she’s been sitting then for over a fucking hour
>’what are you doing' I ask as she start fumbling around my TV stand
>’well’ she says without looking back ‘since junior is asleep, I figured I’d go ahead and put bones in'

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>>674325713

>again I find myself saying ‘I don’t remember saying that’s ok'
>doesn’t matter to her
>it’s dark because my lights are off and the only source of illumination are the two screens and she’s looking around behind them
>so she can’t really see shit
>but I can
>not shit
>but where it comes from
>her poop moving muscles
>her ass, guys, her ass
>candy’s bent at the waist so she can dig around looking for the dvds
>her already little shorts are riding up, showing even more of what they already do a terrible job or covering up to begin with
>fucking hell
>I just want to run my cock up in her
>doesn’t matter that she’s my sister
>or that she’s 12yo
>my dick doesn’t mind either
>he wants to kiss her cervix
>and I’ll be damned if I’m starting to want to let him
>but no
>no no no column
>impaling your sister like a Salem witch on a wooden post is not nice
>neither is letting my boys take a swim in her pool
>but damn
>it would be
>very nice
>sinking it into her cunt and popping my top
>yea, no, that’d be nice
>well fuck

>>674313950
I would never touch my sister or mom they're ugly as shit. But this one cousin I have makes my dicks go diamonds

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>>674325864

>not going to lie
>if junior hadn’t been there that night id probably had done it
>ever deity from all the major religions, and some of the less known ones, knows that at that moment I could have poured my batter in her mixing bowl without a second thought
>speaking of thoughts
>as I watch her ass shift around while she searches for bones, mine begin to wonder
>back to all our close calls
>so basically every time we’ve fooled around so far
>jesus
>just the thought of my hot jizz leaking out of candy’s cunt
>it’s makes me.. well, it makes me want to unload in her and watch it drip back out
>it’s not just her though
>the idea of my seed filly the pussy of any hot twat is of the most arousing nature
>creampie fetish and all that shit
>but the thought of nutting candy
>that has the added bonus of being even more wrong
>even more hot
>I’m sick, I know
>but I really really want to flood my sister’s pussy with my cum
>too bad I cant
>or can i
>I mean technically I already have
>well maybe not flooded it
>but my seed has entered her body before
>so maybe ‘can’t' isn’t the right word
>’shouldnt'
>but not ‘cant'
>’here it is'
>reality check
>candy stands back up straight
>she found the DVD she was looking for

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>>674326037

>happy daydream about cumming in your sister time is over
>now candy’s fumbling around again though
>I wonder what she’s doing
>’um' she looks around then looks back at me
>’what' I ask, trying to cleanse my mind of all impure thoughts
>’I was going to out it in the computer’ she answers ‘you know, so I can keep playing'
>oh I see
>I have taught her how to play on one screen and watch something on the other
>only she doesn’t know how to make the computer play dvds
>this was back before all computers did
>but mine did
>so I walked her through how to get it started
>because I didn’t want to have to get up
>the only thing of mine that has no qualms getting up is my dick
>I make sure to greatly emphasize for her to put the dbz DVD back in the case with no scratchies
>good God please not scratchies
>she manages to get the discs swapped out
>I talk her through double clicking the cd drive, getting it started, and picking out the last episode
>it’s not terribly hard and she’s smart so she gets it done
>she lightly steps over towards the bed and picks the throw blanket up off the floor before heading back
>good, smart girl
>candy comes back and stands in front of me
>turned around where I can see that ass again
>it’s beautiful
>she unfurls the blanket and lowers herself back onto my lap
>I’m slightly less unreceptive this time
>actually, I’m kind of receptive
>actually ally I’m very receptive
>come on candy, bring that ass on over here
>this is going to be good
>because I’ve decided to let myself enjoy it this time
>no guilt
>no shame
>just good old fashion lust satisfying enjoyment

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>>674326320

>my sister sits back down in my lap again
>she has to work to get the blanket to stay over us comfortably because of the controller cable
>that and I keep intentionally moving around so she has to wiggle in my lap even more then usual in order to get right
>feel good
>my dick is happy that I’m finally letting him enjoy things
>I’m enjoying that my dick is finally happy
>candy notices too before too long
>’jeeze column' she says in slightly more then a whisper
>’what’s the matter' I ask as I’m grinding wiener against her
>’oh nothing’ she replies ‘just have to get comfy'
>so she does
>well, she tries to
>or does she
>I don’t know
>lots of wiggling going on, that’s for sure
>bones is playing on the computer
>candy is halfway through the warrior coliseum course
>and we more or less have a slow dry hump going on
>other then poverty, world hunger, incurable diseases, and war in the middle East, things couldn’t be much better
>’you know, you better watch this' I nod my head towards the monitor ‘since you whined about wanting to watch it so much'
>’I did not whine' she replies, boosting across the middle of the big cage in the middle of the course
>I just love to be a douche and leave bananas right in front of boost pads in front of holes like that
>forcing the other players to go around or chance hitting the peel, spinning out, and having to waste time having lakitu reset their car
>the ai is shit so they always go for it and wind up getting bananaed
>but candy’s playing single player so shes ok
>shes good, but she still has a little trouble making first place in the special cup
>it’s the last two course that give her the hardest time
>bowsers freaking castle and rainbow road
>but I have a plan

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>>674326469
Fuck off, let him finish

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>>674326464

>I don’t give her too hard of a time at first
>she finishes warrior coliseum in first place
>I say something along the lines of ‘even a retard could beat that course’
>she says ‘I know, I’ve seen you do it'
>oh she’s got jokes
>I bring up the movie again as she starts the next course
>have a hard time remembering the second course of special cup so whatever
>’you’re not really watching, are you' I ask, shifting my hips to one side under her
>’yuh huh' she answers
>shes sitting on my lap at a slight angle to the left
>so I move a little to try to get all the important parts lined up
>if I’m going to be a full blown perv with my sister, I don’t want to waste it on grinding into ass cheek
>I want to hit right on target
>and I do
>candy jerks up a little and exclaims a little ‘oh’ as I wedge my bulging dick lump between her cheeks and right up under her wahoo
>bulging dick lump
>I like that
>I’m going to use it more often
>still not totally convinced she’s watching her DVD, I get inquisitive
>’alright then, what’s happening’
>candy glances towards the monitor, but only for a second
>it’s only like ten minutes into the episode but whatever
>’this is the one where her brother shows up' she explains ‘and they’re trying to find their mom.. Or something, I think'
>wait a second
>’this is the one where-'
>that’s a line you use when you’re talking about something you’ve already seen
>but that can’t be right
>’I thought you hadn’t seen this yet' I call her out
>’oh no, I have, on tv' she answers ‘but I wanted to watch them again in order'

kill yourself spiderman, this aint a loli thread

As long as spidey is here he's not fagging up that PC thread

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>>674326836

>wait a second
>’then why have you been such an ass about getting to watch them'
>’well' she sounds rather hesitant
>the sound a kid makes when they just got caught and they know it
>go on, candy, make that excuse
>let’s see what that smart little brain of your can come up with
>’I haven’t seen them all' she finally answers
>it takes her a minute between sentences because she’s focused on not loosing the special cup
>going for that perfect across the board first place win
>like I said, she’s pretty good at mario kart for a 12yo
>but all the pit falls fuck her up on the last couple of tracks
>especially bowser’s castle
>rainbow road, just stay away from the edges and you’re good
>but the castle has lava pits and thwomps and fire balls
>you slip up once and you go from first to last and you can’t make it back up
>but she’s still on the second course (dino jungle, I had to look it up but I still have no idea what track that is which is bugging the piss out of me)
>’i wanted to watch the dvds so I could watch then in order' she goes on ‘and to watch the ones I’ve missed too'
>’but you’ve seen this one before'
>’yea’ she pauses again and continues ‘well, most if it, I think'
>so she maybe saw some of it
>that makes sense
>’if you’ve already seen it, then why couldn’t you wait until tomorrow to watch it’ I ask sort of fussishly
>I just made that word up by the way
>fussishly
>to do something in a fussing manner
>’because you said I could watch it today' she answers
>and I did
>we’ve been over this already

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I swear to god I am going to get a 4chan pass before I do this again

>>674327006

>’yea but that was before I knew junior would be over’ I say
>’I know' she answers shruggishly
>’well you should have waited until tomorrow’ at this point I start creeping my right hand up around the outside of her same side thigh
>she gets a little wiggly at my touch
>I have to wiggle compensate to keep her from dislodging my dog from her bun
>’no, you said I could watch it tonight’ she isn’t so much resisting my touch as I think it just tickles
>can’t say she ever ‘resisted' anything lol
>on the contrary, I believe there were more nights when I was like ‘but im le tired'
>and she like ‘well take a nap, and then fire ze missiles'
>but that’s down the line
>focus, column, focus
>’I know I know’ im not really trying to get up on her just yet, I just kind of have my hand laid over her leg ‘but it wouldn’t have been so much of an issue tomorrow’
>’whats an issue' she asks casually ‘it’s in now, and if you don’t mind, I am trying to win a race here, and you’re being distracting'
>so wait
>she comes up to my room while I have company over
>calls what we are watching and playing stupid
>whines to watch her shows
>and then tells me to stop distracting her from playing my game
>oh hell no
>it’s not like that
>’is that so' since she wants to be like that, I like my fingers start being a little more curious and play with the edge of the end of her short shorts
>’yes it’s so' she replies ‘im trying to make all firsts and I don’t need you messing me up'
>’whos messing you up' now I’ve got two or three fingers under the bottom rim of her shorts
>shes really for a nice pair of legs
>they’re just the right balance of firm and soft
>candy wasn’t exactly an ‘active’ kid
>but she was in the matching band and later on color guard and jrotc
>so yea
>she had marching legs
>and they were nice

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>>674327234

>’you’re such a jerk' is what candy says
>but what she does it relax back into me a little
>and move her legs apart a little
>even though im not even trying to get up in there
>yet
>probably a natural response for a horny little 12yo brother fucker, I imagine
>’and you’re a whiny brat' I reply as I soak up the warmth of her inner thighs with my fingers
>’am not'
>’are too'
>we do that a few more time until she beats the course
>first place
>and she does a little self congratulatory ‘yuss'
>good for her
>but now the fun begins
>’just two tracks left’ I mention
>’mhmm’ candy sounds pleased with herself
>’too bad you won’t be able to finish in first place anymore' I say with a sort of dismissive shrug
>’can too' she replies
>now, I’m not saying she couldn’t
>candy had don’t all first place runs before a few times
>but not every time
>if she were to mess up, it’d be in the last two courses though
>that’s what I’m banking on
>because I’m about to pull one of her number
>just shut up and keep reading
>you’ll see what I mean
>’I don’t know' while I talk im massaging her thigh with my fingers ‘are you sure'
>’yes' she answers as the little track preview cutscene plays
>’how sure' I ask
>’very sure' she answers as the screen pans in over her car
>then in an odd twist of me turning around something of her, I say ‘are you sure enough to make a bet'

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>>674327388

>candy pauses the game before the race starts
>I’ve for her attention
>she leans back and looks over and asks ‘what kind of bet'
>my family has a serious gambling problem
>I shrug passively
>we also shrug a lot in my family
>when im finally don’t with this story, im going to search how many times I typed the word shrug
>’hmm' I play at thinking and say ‘a good one'
>’oh yea' the look in her eyes tells me she wants to know what I have in mind
>’tell you what' I’ve steadily been working my fingers farther up her thigh a micro inch at a time as we’ve been talking and by now I can just feel the edge of her panties with my fingertips ‘if you come in first place, you can watch anything up here anytime you want'
>her eyebrows go up a bit
>’unless' I hold my left hand up, finger pointed, as I stipulate ‘I have something else going on, like friends over or something’
>candy ‘hmms’ and tilts her head a little ‘any time I want, so.. What if you’re not home'
>oh she wants to be serious about this
>I give my brain a half a moment to process possible outcomes and scenarios ‘..ok'
>candy looks less then believing ‘for real’
>’sure’ I slow nod ‘that way if I want to go to the mall without you bugging me, you can just watch a movie up here or something, then I don’t have to listen to you whine about it when I get home’
>’I don’t whine’ she replies
>’sure you dont'
>now she tilts her head the other way ‘and what if I don’t come in first place'
>with a half grin I say ‘that depends on how bad you do'
>candy looks a bit skeptical ‘what do you mean'
>again I shrug and kind of gaze off to the side
>’well you might not come in first, but I’m sure youll still make the top four' I start ‘so it’ll be two things, one for if you don’t make first, and both-' pause to make sure she heard that I said both ‘if you come in any lower than fourth'
>candy looks even more skepticaller
>’well’ she asks ‘what are the things'

>>674313950
if i had a sister i would totally try to fuck her. I also like mom/son porn, but dont find my mom attractive at all. I would like to try to fuck my cousin though, shes decent looking.

>>674327555
my sister looks a lot like me so that would be kinda weird, but if she would ride me looking the other way i think it would be pretty sweet

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>>674327525

>what things indeed
>for once, I’ve got the ball in my court
>and I like it
>but really
>how do I want to play this
>’if you don’t make first’ I stop, she nods, I continue ‘you can’t watch anything in my room or play any of my games for a month'
>she goes to say something but I catch myself and amend my comment ‘two weeks'
>candy purses her lips for a second and says ‘ok'
>’and if you just totally screw up and lose..’ Im watching her, trying to gage her reaction
>from the look on her face, I can tell she’s quite eager to hear what I’ve got to wager
>ok, let see how she likes this ‘then you have to..’
>she doubles nods in a ‘go on' manner
>’..let me go down on you again'
>her facial expression is hard to read
>it’s all scrunchy and stuff
>’what do you mean ‘go down on' ..oh' I guess she understand what I meant first
>but she got it
>candy’s a smart girl
>once she realized what I meant she made her ‘just smelled a fart' face and went ‘ew ew ew, why would I let you do.. that'
>’because it’s a bet' I answer
>she still looks like she just ate a bug though
>even sticks her tongue out and makes a ‘bleuch' sound
>but these are my terms
>I raise and lower my shoulders again ‘well’
>with one eyebrow raised, and a mixture of disgust and intrigue on her face, candy says ‘well, it’s not like I’m going to lose anyway, so.. I guess so, ok'
>well there we go
>now shes on the hot seat
>there’s a chance, albeit a tiny one, that she might get royally fucked over by the game

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>>674327796
>candy being candy, she can’t simply let that be that
>remember how we talked about her always having to have a day in things
>young girls are such a power struggle
>it’s like anarchy in human form
>’but' she sits upwards in my lap a little and finger points at my nose ‘you can’t be distracting me'
>now it’s my turn to make a face
>and I look like I have no idea what she means
>but she knows
>I know she knows
>she knows know she knows
>’well what’s the fun of that' I say
>’it’s not fair' says candy ‘you’ll make me mess up on purpose so I won’t be able to come back up here for a week'
>correction ‘two weeks'
>she rolls her eyes ‘that’s worse then'
>’aw come on' let’s not forget my fingers are less then an inch away from the holy ground
>and as far as they’re concerned, it’s mecca
>’nope' she says smugly ‘that’s cheating'
>hmm
>’youre just scared you’ll lose' let’s see if I can goad her into it
>’nuh uh' she shakes her head ‘ill win either way, but I still don’t want you cheating’
>’chicken' how mature of me ‘bawk bawk bawk'
>’alright fiiine' she sighs dramatically ‘but if.. When I win, I can watch dvds and play games up whenever I want, even if you’re not home’
>’as long as you don’t tear anything up' I specify
>id like to think candy was responsible enough to add to my very short list of people I trust with my stuff
>but you can never be too careful
>all it takes is one scratch and a game won’t play anymore
>or knock a console of the shelf once and it stops working
>still
>if she loses
>if I win out little wager..

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>>674327843
thats very impressiv

>>674327843
No, I saw you take over a different thread. Go take down the new loli/r34 thread yo

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>>674328060
very cool

>>674319789
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bump for more sister nudes

>>674318134
I like reading it shit, but you sound like the typical hot topic fag who wears shirts just long enough to cover the top of his pants as he talks loudly with his friends seeking attention from people passing by

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>>674328053

Add GingerTaste please

>>674328060

>if she wins, she gets free access to my room
>ok, that’s not too bad
>considering this is one of the tracks she has a little trouble with
>and I’ll be ‘distracting’ her, of course
>and if she doesn’t make first place, I get two weeks of peace and quiet without her bugging me
>and if totally bombs
>then I get to make out with her twat again
>not sure why that’s what popped into my head
>but it did
>I did get her that one time at hot topic
>but that was a while ago now
>I’ve always heard that a lot of guys aren’t really into giving the ladies the tongue
>and I wouldn’t say that I’m all about it
>but im fond of it
>as long as the chick is relative hygienic
>every now and then you come across a girl that doesn’t pit much effort into keeping herself fresh
>I had a gf like that once
>nooo sir
>me and her didn’t last long anyway
>if a girl can’t vs bothered to keep her woohoo from smelling like a mall bathroom urinal, then she probably falls short in other areas as well
>the bitch I mentioned did
>ugh
>of course it’s just as bad as guys that don’t keep themselves washed either
>dudes
>for real
>keep it clean
>when you choke your chicken, don’t just let it marinate in its own juices
>that’s disgusting
>and it makes us all look bad
>so be a bro
>and wash your dick

>>674314307
The author should seriously take some classes on HOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY TALK. Jesus Christ, anyone who even considers this might be real should honestly an hero.

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>>674328141
thats all yours my friend

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Someone post actually hot incest greentext

I'm lying here with a semi and I need to get the fuck to sleep

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>>674328384
i like 4chan

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>>674328231

I like old hot topic. I can't even shot there anymore because it's too faggy.

>>674328257

>but candy’s pussy was grade a by my standards
>perhaps she did her part to keep it clean
>maybe she was still too young even to have developed vagina stank yet
>either way
>it was definitely the kind of cunt that qualified as a cunt to be gone down on
>’the stakes are set' I announce, but quietly as not to wake junior
>don’t forget he’s still over in my bed asleep
>’permission to enter my room in my absence' I go on and candy nods ‘against a two week lock out and a good pussy licking’
>candy recoils at the crudeness of my last line
>she recoils her bony ass little elbow right into my ribs
>’ew, column that’s gross’ she verbally expressed her distaste for my choice of words ‘don’t say that'
>im still sore from having my ribs bruised ‘well that’s what it is'
>’yea but don’t say it like that’ she says with kind of a ‘just smelled a little fart, but not too big of one' face ‘it sounds so gross, and why would you even want to, its just.. ew, ew ew ew'
>apparently candy thinks it’s gross
>but a deals a deal
>if she doesn’t want my lips on her cunt like an old toothless man trying to eat a plum then she’d better make sure not to finish under fourth
>’then what would you call it' I ask her
>face still scrunches up, candy answers ‘I wouldn’t call it anything, but especially not that'
>’well we have to call it something’ I reply
>candy shakes her head, makes another yuck face, and says ‘call it gross'
>’we'll just call it a good going down on' I say at last
>doesn’t really matter what we call it I suppose
>it is what is it
>but we finally have everything settled
>more or else
>betting sexual favors over a video game
>we really really have a problem with gambling

>>674313950
driving right behind ya bud, its the taboo and the idea of it that turns me on, but random thoughts of my actual family usually kill the boner when they pop up

>>674328474
End your own life you vile man

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>>674328583
i like you stories

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>>674328257
I hope you can finish this, screencaping your story so I can go to bed and read it in the morning

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>>674328583

>we sort out all the not picky little details
>all that’s left now is for candy to racecandy
>can’t forget that im going to be ‘distracting’ her the whole time
>because she thinks she’s good enough to beat that course with my hand down her shorts
>I don’t think she minds a fingering anyway
>little freaking nymph
>before she starts I make her hop up so I can get resituated on mr beanie
>she sits back down in my lap but straighter this time
>not cocked over at any wonky angle
>tossing the idea of slowly working up to it out the window, I wrap my right arm around her waist and slide my hand right into her shorts
>’hey’ she exclaims quietly ‘I haven’t even started yet'
>but I have
>candys legs are spread over the sides of my own
>so I have no trouble at all getting my hand into her panties and over her crotch
>I havent slipped a finger in yet put I’m already sort of massaging her whole cunt in big slow circles
>jesus her stuff is always so warm
>it exudes heat
>like a warm rock
>only a lot softer
>and wetter
>’nether have i' I reply
>because I haven’t yet
>oooh I haven’t yet
>’whatever’ she goes ahead and unpauses the game ‘just don’t be too rough'
>sure
>why not
>not right away, at least
>the light comes down
>three
>two
>one