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Prove you're White.
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I have two dogs and have never tried to eat them.
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I floss daily
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>>674305928

I pay for my stuff
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>>674305928
Spent last weekend hanging out with my dad. We are not incarcerated.
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I have a job.
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>>674305928
When I call my friends it isn't on a welfare phone.
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>>674305928

Whenever I got into a fight I didn't need 10:1 back up. If the guy went down, I didn't stomp on him.
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>>674305928
I know who my father is.
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>>674305928
I have a bike and a receipt for said bike.
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>>674305928

I don't blame society for my fuck ups
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I'm not a nigger.
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I don't like fat girls.
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>>674305928
I read 3-4 books a week.
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I can say "thanks for the warning officer"
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I haven't killed myself with a hammer.
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>>674305928
completed high school
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>>674305928

I'm not racist
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>>674305928
my palms are the same color as the back of my hand.
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>>674305928
I take personal responsibility for things I do
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>>674305928
My names Tod
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>>674305928
I drink a feappucino from starbucks every week before going to baptist church
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>>674305928
I've payed for my rent, phone, internet, utilities, car payment and insurance for the month, have a couple grand in savings and money to spare for whatever the fuck I want.
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>>674305928
I BE AFRICAN MON. WAT YOU NIGGA BE BITCHIN' BOUT MON

Seriously though. A picture is worth a thousand words? Get snapping faggots
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>>674305928
I can read and write properly
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My dad is in prison for his second robbery. He is a heroin addict who never payed a cent of child support.

How'd I do?
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I'm black...oh wait
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>>674305928
I voted republican in every election and will be voting for trump
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>>674305928
I think we should apologize to blacks for slavery and the Jews for WW2.
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im not white
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>>674307569
Sounds like you are a black drug dealer
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>>674307571

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo get snapping faggots. yo
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>>674305928
I feel safe around the police
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I have 2 niggers tending my crops right now
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I got a1500 on my sats
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>>674305928
I smell good!
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>>674307863
found the black guy
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>>674308207

I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO
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>>674307569
>4 digit number in savings
>money for whatever I want
uh huh
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>>674307571
its not about your PHYSICAL race its about your MENTAL and your MENTAL RACE is nigger
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>>674306840
Found the nigger in disguise.
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I don't return my food or alcohol after finishing most of it.
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I'm attractive and intelligent.
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All I know is good, and drink.... and rape
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>>674305928
Whenever I walk through a crowd of people I apologize if I bother someone.
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I still have a collection pogs in storage.. ...I also have storage.
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>>674306840
Sure you do
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I have a mortgage, car payment, stay at home wife/mom, and baby. My salary pays for it all.
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>>674308736
Kek
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>>674305928
I use so many napkins
if I touch food and my hands have any grease or sauce or anything I will use a napkin.
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>>674305928
I suck at rapping.
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>>674305928
I'm not white but I'm really good at pretending.
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As a white man, this make me horny
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>>674305928
>i'm not even
>sad pepe.jpg
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>>674305928
Challenge accepted
>I love KFC
>I love Watermelon juice
>I wear my hat backwards

That whatie enough for ya?
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I've never been arrested
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>>674308527
You're totally rite Tumblerina
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I'm so pasty I'm red
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>I'm not
>Proud to be a spic
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Im highly suicidal
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>>674305928
this is all the proof you need
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>>674305928
I can coherently communicate through writing and spoken English.
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>>674306917
>Bullshit

I drink coffe with cream, chicken is not my favourite meat.
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>>674306306
not even when they are in heat?
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I stole a sink from a fast food joint.
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>>674309489
And now the back of your hand....... Something's wrong there....
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>>674307569
>>674307571
>>674308135
>>674308508
Oh fine, jesus. I meant other than my savings. I could've worded it better, I suppose.
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>>674308490
Nope we white as fuck
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