>>674305070
he wouldn't have destroyed her pussy as it was already loose from the hundreds to thousands of black cocks that were in it before. And that's only the cocks that were in her pussy. I mean between her and Jennette McCurdy the number of black cocks shoved in all their holes has to total in the 10's of 100's of thousands.

>>674305070
is he really a pedo tho

>>674306071
what's the rumours about the miles of cock Miranda received?

>>674306446
>miles of cock
keeeekd

>>674305070
>tfw Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider gets more pussy than you

>>674306161

Creepy as all fuck at the very least. There is a picture of Erin Sanders (probably 12 at the time) sitting on the dudes lap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0DHQD2Cfas

>>674306996
lucky her

>>674306446
The rumors are accurate indeed If all the cocks miranda has received were put end by end, they would stretch out for miles.

>>674306822
>Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schnieder

>>674306996
Jade was so fucking hot man, maybe i'm not that much of a fag

>>674307151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqZn5GhXhvo

>>674307321
>Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider

>>674307401
>Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schnieder

>>674305070
Why do you know so much about another man's penis?

>>674307151
I do find him sort of attractive, and if the rumors of his masssive cock are true i would totally let him fuck me

>>674307494
>Dan "The Daughter Defiler" Schneider

>>674307235
but what rumours? that's my question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm4nmEFSx84

>>674307385

Can't wait to see your new shirt...uhh, I mean...is everyone excited?! *inhales deeply*

>Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider

>>674305070
She's already loose after getting gangbanged at USC
>FUNNY POWDER FUNNY POWDER

>>674308183
>Dan "Spike the Cider" Schneider

>>674308237
What's the deal about this USC story?

>>674307520
Even if his cock is small, he could easily have nailed nearly every one of the girls he produced shows for, just by dint of being their boss and them being naive.

Amanda Byrnes had his abortion. Made her crazy.

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>>674305070
There is so much detail in this post, I feel like you dream about this on the daily or you know something we dont...

>>674308359
>Dan "The Spider" Schneider

Imagine Dan with his massive weight pinning you and fucking you hard god im diamonds

>>674307520

>400 pounds
>massive cock

Choose.

>>674308691
>Dan "Kindergarten trapdoor spider" Snyder

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>>674308743
>Getting fucked by "Dirty Dan" Schneider
Disgusting

>>674309033
>Dan "Three Fingers Inside Her" Schneider

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OP your post is one of those awkward ones where you think you're trolling, but you're not. You're being awkward and propagating the theory that ugly men can get hot chicks. they can't man. those are hookers. a lot of these famous ladies are hookers too. that's how they got up in life.

>>674308617
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

>>674309143
Dan "Backdoor Collider" Schneider