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2016-03-17 00:23:36 Post No. 674298201
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2016-03-17 00:23:36
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This /b/ros, is how my friends and I vanquished the beast known as Chuck (you’ll know why soon enough).
>be me, 17 highschool
>love music, currently in school to be a professional musician
>play drums (this comes up later)
>would do stuff for school, but also did birthday parties and regular weekend shit
>one bar mitzvah: never again with those jews
>junior year and our band is the unofficial school band, called for pep rallies, dances, etc.
>shit was cash (sometimes literally)
>also got us grills, especially nice since I was a kissless virgin until 15
>all in all life was great, or as good as it gets when you’re in highschool
>until one day, everything changed
>enter: Charles Neckbeard Fedorameister
>aka “Chuck” (pic related)
>Chuck transferred from the private school nearby, parents are loaded deal
>kid literally grew a shitty neckbeard, even before that was a thing betas did
>gets to school first day, walks through the door and takes a deep breath like its some high school 80’s movie
>declares “Look out 4chan high! I’m going to rule this school!”
>Turns to the three grills next to him and literally tips his fedoras, saying “you’ll know the name of Chuck soon enough fair maidens”
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>me and bassbro (I’ll let you retards figure out why I call him this) tell the tale of the new kid to the rest of the band
>keks were had
>Lead singer, call her Hayley cause she dyed her hair like the Paramore chick, asks “Chuck? Wonder what this kids deal is…”
>this was before the age of the neckbeard, and little did we know we would soon be well acquainted with this gentlesir
Will continually post updates, I ain’t got shit to do tonight and I’m fucking ready to tell this story. It gets better trust me…
