>>674267130
Yes please

>>674267130
yee

I just stuck my dick in a blender. Is that not what everyone else does??

>>674267585
>instructions unclear
kek


Basically mine was like this:
>be 17
>get gf to go to drive in theater
>watch movie, she cuddles with me the whole time, we kiss a bit
>get rain on the way home
>think I'm about to drop her off
>she says her parents aren't home
>shit nigga
>go inside
>tells me 'wait in the living room, anon, I have something I wanna show you before you go'
>clueless
>takes her about 5mins, almost go back and check on her
>I was a retard I know
>hear footsteps coming down the stairs
cont?

>>674267130
yeah go
heres how i lost mine
>me and gf high on acid at party
>making out back at her house, maybe 2 AM
>plan to have sex, so i put on condom nut sure how sex works
>try to put it in
>go limp
cant have sex that night cause penis wont stay hard long enough to get inside
part II
>try to lose it a few weeks later once shes on the pill bc no condom
>goes kinda limp bc anxious and freaking out
>eventually just mash it in, kinda works
>cum on tummy
turns out i couldnt get it in cause she wasnt wet enough.
4 years later i still sometimes lose boners bc performance anxiety
feels terrible man

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>>674267130
>As we pass bathroom, gf slurs, "let's take a shower baby"
>Immediate semi
>"fuck yeah"
>Go into bathroom, lock door, start stripping her
>Turn on water and start soaping each other up as she jerks my dick
>Finger her a little, but same problem as always, hurts her when I go more than an inch in
>Feeling around down there, pass over her butthole
>As I do, she jerks my dick a little harder
>Look at her in surprise, she catches my eye and gives this drunk grin
>"Was that supposed to feel good?"
>I slowly slip a finger inside her asshole
>She moans, loud
>Extremely turned on; dick = diamonds
>Start to finger her asshole

>>674267987
bbbbump

>>674267987
yeah boi

>>674267130
tell her it will hurt, but make sure she's lubed, and it's better if you are too, and then have her ram her fuck into you. faggot

>>674267987
>see her bare feet step down first, then leg, then more leg, then black lace
>holyshittingniggersinaplane.webmp4.jpg.png
>sure enough she walks down in lace undies
>has a condom in her hand
>feces so money
>immediately take pants off
>we grind a bit
>she pulls mine out
>5.7in, not bad she says
>kek
>gives an amazing BJ, you'd swear she did it before
>then bends down, pulls the panties to the side a bit
>actiontime.jpg
>stick it in, feels so good
>go slow at first, gradually get faster
>faster
>faster
>she starts huffing and puffing and blowing herself out
>we both cum
>she finished off by letting me kiss her tits a bit then us making out one last time before I went home
Shit was cash man

>18
>online 17 yo gf
>fly to Texas to visit
>hotel sex for three days straight
>notavirgin.jpeg
>fly back

we've been together for almost two years now. moving there next month.

>>674267374
>>674267531
>>674267805
>>674268183
>>674268214

samefag

>>674268727
sounds nice dude, I have a similar gf online... you know except she's in Germany... fucking oceans man.

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>>674268760
nice meme :^)

>>674268760
Funny how it's not true

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>>674268093
>She is making loud noises and practically about to rip my dick off
>Starts trying to push against my finger to make it go in deeper
>Turn her around and push her against wall, hands above her head
>Rub dick against asshole, but positioning is awkward (I'm 6'4 and she's 5'4)
>"Get out of the shower"
>"But it's cold"
>Leave anyway, she follows
>Bend her over so her hands press against the sink
>Rub my dick against asshole, applying pressure
Part 3/?

>>674269035
asshole doesn't count OP

but keep going

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>>674268727
>>online 17 yo gf
at least that's what she told me, officer

Haven't seen one of these threads pop up for a while. Posting my story that I've posted before, so this should be quick.

>Mid-2014
>22, kissless virgin, barely even spoken to a girl without being awkward about it
>Meet girl from Sweden online by chance in a /soc/ thread
>Start getting to know each other better over skype
>End up talking practically everyday
>Turns into 8 hour phone calls
>Realise we love each other
>Whip up the courage to buy a plane ticket to visit her at Christmas
>Sell pretty much all my consoles and some other shit for ticket cause poorfag
>Christmas rolls around and I leave for Sweden
>She meets me in London cause connecting flight from Glasgow and I had a 9 hour wait
>Decide to get a bus into London to have a little walk around
>Make out like fucking retards on the bus the whole time (she'd only kissed a couple of guys when drunk before, so we were all over the place)
>A few hours pass and we nearly miss our flight, fall asleep on her shoulder on the plane, know I'm head over heels with this girl

Cont...

>>674268809
I'm only in cali. so it's not too bad. Hey, just a general question, how often/how do you guys talk?

>>674269035
inb4 shit flys out

>>674269475
>Nothing really happens the first week just being all shy and cutesy around each other
>Happiest I've been in such a long time
>No idea why she thinks I'm so great
>Fast forward to week 2
>Playing around, cuddling a bit, get hard
>She notices and asks if I'd like her to take care of it
>Freeze, no clue what to say, just nod
>She takes my cock out, examines it for a few seconds then gives it a lick
>First time getting head, first time she's ever giving it
>Best fucking thing I have ever felt
>Look at my hand in disgust for doing such a poor job for years
>Can't cum cause too nervous
>Offer to finish myself off in her mouth and she agrees
>Swallows it all
>Jaw drops
>I love this girl
>Following week nothing but furiously making out and getting my dick sucked
>This is now the best week of my life

Cont...

>>674269429
Texas age of consent is 17. she turned 18 last month

>>674269674
>Start of the last week
>Think I'll be going home a virgin
>Happy as fuck, didn't really care if I left without sex
>Watching Harry Potter on TV one night
>Spooning real close
>Get hard as usual
>She feels it and turns around
>We start making out
>She gets on top of me
>Play with her boobs for a bit
>I take my boxers off
>mybodyisready.jpeg
>Her panties come off
>We were a little hesitant cause no condom but she told me to just shove it in
>Wet as fuck down there
>Slip it in
>In heaven
>Proceed to fuck her slowly
>Get a little harder, rougher
>Faster
>Slow it down to catch my breath
>About 40-45 minutes passes and I've still not came, the nerves again
>Can hear Harry Potter fighting a snake in the background, seems pretty fitting
>Get a second wind and pound that pussy until I cum with the force of a thousand suns
>Looked down at her, tell her I love her and smile
>Clean off and watch the end of Harry Potter
>Fucked everyday for the rest of that week, sometimes twice
>Now this, this is definitely the best week of my life

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>>674269978
>About 40-45 minutes passes

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I got a fucked up one for you guys.

>be me 17 gf is 16
> we have been together for about 3 months now and finally decide to fuck
> at her house family BBQ going on her fam is playing horseshoes and shit
>we head inside downstairs and lay down on a futon in the hallway fuckyesherewego
>she gets on top of me and puts a blanket over us
>apparently both of us decided to be retarded and not lock the sliding glass door(it does have curtains so it's not like anyone could see us from outside)
>after about 2 min of giving her some slow dicking her dad opens the sliding glass door looks directly at us
>he drops his unopened coors beer on the floor just as my gf blurts out "we are just laying here!"
>he says sorry and quickly walks out of there and closes the door without making any eye contact
>busted the most amazing but 5 min later
mfw that was 8 years ago and we are now engaged
Mfw my future father in law witnessed me deflowering his 16 year old daughter

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>>674269035
>>674269196
fuk u say boi

Part 4/4
>Grab her around the waist, start pushing my dick in
>No lube, but lots of soap and stuff
>She collapses a little and bends over more, moaning
>Naturally take the opportunity to push in more
>She's loving it, trying to wiggle her butt down my dick as much as possible
>Eventually get relatively large cock (see - photo) all the way up her ass
>Stop
>Whisper in her ear, "I'm going to fuck you from behind and cum deep inside you"
>She freaks out, moaning and panting like crazy, moving back and forth on my dick
>Grab her tits in one hand and spread ass in the other
>Fuck her hard
>Cum inside her asshole, she says she can feel the throbbing
>Get back in shower, wash off a little

And we did it all again in the bed 30 minutes later

>be me 16, bf is 17
>he claims to not be a virgin
>claims he's fucked loads of women
>go to his place after school
>he's so nervous he can barely get it up
>i'm nervous cause I'm scared it's GUN HURT
>finally get it in
>"that's it?"
>we hear the garage door
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
>his parents are home early wtf
>rush to bathroom and throw on clothes

How much of a loser am I? Just turned 21 and i've never had a girlfriend that wasn't online. I feel myself getting to the r9k point where I'm starting to hate girls but I know deep down it's the jealousy.

>>674271434

My current bf lost his vcard to me when he was 20 and I was 19. I had had sex with 3 guys before him, he had only had 1 gf cause he moved around a lot growing up and was kinda awk tbh. we got super drunk one night and had sex, he lied about being a virgin but confessed later. honestly though he was great in bed, he was so nervous that he did a lot of reading on how to make a woman cum so his oral skills were great

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>>674270988
1: Unless she's used to butt stuff and shoving generally large objects up her ass, she's going to need lube (especially in the long run since asses aren't self lubricating)
2: Soap is a bad choice
3: Major anal bleeding

Nice try though

On a park bench when I was 14.

>>674267130
>Be 16 junior
>meet qt short 14yr freshman girl
>chat and make jokes with group of friends
>she makes joke/comment on my arms about muscle size that I must masturbate alot
>look her straight in eyes with (how you doin?) expression and reply :Only when I think about you
>ffw to us ditching school together
>make out at parks alot
>ffw to we are dating and I go to her house while her fam is home
>have to leave door open
>im playing with her tits over and through her shirt
>super turned on
>do that playful get close like Im about to kiss her and rub her nose with my nose
>whisper in her ear wanna fuck you
>her wearing skirt and panties slides panties aside and I unzip and whip it out
>fuck her for about 3 mins because Ive never had sex before
>about to cum
>tell her I dont wanna make a mess
>pull out and guide er head down
>she swallows while I cum loads
>she looks me in the eyes while she swallows
>ffw months later she cheats on me with so many people because she was a total slut
>be upset but doesnt matter had sex

>>674271991
I hope homeless Harry was easy on your asshole at least

>>674271965
That gives me some hope, but I suck at life and this situation would probably not happen to me.

>>674272204
topkek

>>674271980
But it was fantastic
I'm pretty sure she was a secret freak that shoved things up her butt and didn't tell me

>started dating chubby weird girl when i was 15
>chubby and weird too so it was a good match
>asks me over to her place for valentines day
>"my parents wont be home, anon"
>why does that matter?
>thespegisstronginthisone.jpg
>go over to her place on valentines day
>Sure enough no ones home
>she immediately takes me into her bedroom
>Shes lit a tonne of those little tin holder tealight candles
>hands me a rubber and tells me she wants to have sex
>takes off her top and pants and she has no underwear on
>instantly hard as a rock
>She decides she wants to try and put the rubber on with her mouth like she saw online
>2 minutes of awkward gagging that almost kills my boner later and she just does it by hand
>shes a virgin and as tight as a safe door
>fruitlessly pummel at her pelvic bone for what feels like forever
>suddenly manage to jam it in the hole
>pound away like a madman for ages
>doing times tables in my head like a friend told me to do to last longer
>realise the rubber is making it impossible for me to cum anyways
>stop doing times tables and pound away again
>Shes in quite obvious pain but keep going
>eventually manage to cum
>pull out and theres blood everywhere
>She gets upset and excuses herself to the bathroom
>Sit on her sofa dealing with the trauma of what ive just been through
>have dinner with her parents later that night

ended up dating her for 3 years.

>>674267130
>So /b/, how'd you lose your virginity?
i didnt.

>>674272948
if she bled it's cause she wasn't wet enough. when will you fuckboys learn to go down on a woman smdh

>>674273194
>not knowing what the hymen is

>>674273194

>implying that at 15 i was supposed to be some fucking cassanova and rock her world with oral
i was 15 and hadnt even kissed a girl before her dipshit. get fucked.

>>674273666
SATAN TRIPS CHEK'D

>>674267130
Blowjobs are better then sex anyways

>>674267130
>14, friends gf was 16
>were sneaking behind his back
>a few fingerings and handjobs
>one night, drink a bunch of codeine/promethazine syrup each
>I get really horny and start fingering her
>end up fucking
>she never even fucked her boyfriend
>couldn't cum because I'm on opiods

Ended up fucking her again a week later, without drugs and actually managed to bust. Ended up being a 2.5 year relationship, she ended up dying in a car accident with her sister. I still kinda miss her, but it's been years and I'm over the whole tragedy pretty much

>>674273666
trips checked satan

>>674273419
lol the hymen is a myth you virgin. i did not bleed at all my first time

>>674273666
6atan

>>674273994
Fuck you are stupid if this isn't bait

>>674272948
Nice one, next time lube xD

>>674273194

>>674273666
get fucked.

>>674273994
Some girls hymens are stronger than others. It can break not solely through sex, but through other vigorous activities, such as riding a roller coaster.

>>674273952
You are a huge faggot

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>>674267130
TFW im 30 and still a virgin why even live tbfqh family....

>>674274458
Womans g spot and woman orgasm is a myth, the clitoris too. Trust me, i sexed alot of chicks, non of em had any of the above.

>>674273994
Yeah no. The hymen may not be a reliable indicator of virginity, but it's part of female anatomy you poor dumb fuck

>>674274652
How so? I've never had sex with a man

>>674274782
They were all social construct FAGGOT even our internal organ is just a myth and an urban legends

>>674274652
Is he still ur friend?

>>674274923
You don't have to have sex with a man to be a huge faggot such as yourself

>>674274714
>A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

>>674274871
This
Lots of girls break their Hymen on accident when they are young. I had a friend that did it while riding her horse when she was 12. They took her to the doctor about it

>>674274871
yea and I am saying that it's a myth that it breaks the first time a woman has sexy. for most woman the hymen is stretchy/flexible or it already is open. in fact it is a rare medical problem for it to be a tight barrier that breaks. yall are dumbasses jfc.

>>674274923
When u give it that much thought its a good indicator that ur a Faggot

Hymen dosnt break it streches you fucks

https://youtu.be/9qFojO8WkpA

>>674275064
I'm calling the cyberpolice, I refuse to be bullied by a cyberterrorist.

>>674275058
I'm assuming you meant to quote me? Yeah, he was mad at me for a while but he got over it. The only reason I even started fucking around with her was because he was cheating on her with 2 other girls, anyway.

We don't talk much anymore but he still hits me up from time to time to go to the bar and shit

>>674270678
fucking brilliant!

>>674275388
My gf bleed the first time I put it in and she said it hurt pretty bad and that puss was so fucking wet plus we used lube

>>674275450
De-stress ur breasts, woman!

>>674275640
Thank you sir

>take out peens
>put it in her vajay

>>674275672
It's not just about being wet and lubed up, it's also about being sexually excited enough for the vaginal muscles to expand. it's natural for inexperienced girls to be nervous so they have trouble getting naturally lubricated and/or are too "tight" down there because the vaginal muscles are contracted. This can lead to tears in the vaginal wall which can cause minor bleeding.

>thread about losing your virginity
>devolves into a menagerie of shitposting about hymens and female anatomy

never change /b/

Okay so I guess it is mine now
>At a vacation house with some friends for the summer.
>One guy bring his ex
> Talk too her for some days.
> me and her with another guy and his gf goes skinny dipping at the pool at night. Very fun
> her ex is mad when he found out.
> Have sex one time after skinny dipping no problems. I lick her. She sucks me and I put it in. Great!
> next night skinny dipping we 4 get very drunk and have a foursome. Fucking Crazy!! Best week of my life

>>674270678
Copypasta

>>674275984
Oh yeah? Maybe thats why rape is so much better then sex!?

>>674275984
Ya I can def tell you she was not nervous. And about a year later we were having sex for a long time one day and it got dry right towards the end but we kept going to finish. She had a lot of pain the next month if I even stuck a finger in there so we went to the doctor and got it checked at and she had a slight tear. So we know when she bleed the first time it wasn't from a tear

>me 14
>me and 2 friends msn a fat girl in my class with my msn
>agree to meet up and fuck(as a joke)
>i acctually went

>>674276245
No it's not you fucking idiot. I have posted this story a couple times when I see these threads

few years ago when i was 22, before it happened i was so insecure about it. Once it did happen i realized women are a waste of time and theres so much more important things than chasing tail

> be with girlfriend of like 1 month
>at my house in my room, door is locked
> not much goes on, kissing and shit
>brother knocks on the door asking if we want mcdonald's (it's relevant later)
>fuckitwhynot.jpg
>eat food, decide to put a movie on (it was 8 mile)
>sex scene in the factory comes on

cont..?


>se

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>me and gf planned to get it done during hollydays
>prepare myself like a madman
>fap 3 times before I go to her place
>take some oral gel viagra stuff I got from my maccedonian friend who's like 10 years older than me (he's cool, don't care about him)
>unstoppable boner
>tear through her hymen like it's no ones business
>she's crying
>idgaf
>pound her fucking raw for 3 consecutive hours
>she cums and cums and cums and cums
>she passes out in the end
>I keep going
>and going
>and going
>I must've came atleast 10 times during this, i'm completely dry
>cum and pussy juice gushing out of her bleeding, bruised gash
>don't stop until my back gives in
>holy fuck the pain
>actually get a soft-tissue damage in my lower back/hip connector
>pull out and a flood of semen & other fluids ruin the couch
>mfw
>she wakes up 2 hours later
>giggles at everything and talks retarded shit, I give her some water and wrap her up in a beanbag with some blankets
>sit down and have myself some beers while watching my favorite show while she drifts off into sleep

GET, ON, MY, LEVEL!
>inb4 un/fit/ losers starts crying "FAKE!!!" and "HURR DURR The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>be 19
>Tired of dry dick
> fat ugly lesbian takes notice in me
> desperation sets in
>fucked ugly lesbian 3 times
>had my fill
>ignore her completely
> next year did the same thing with the same girl
>no regrets
>never regret

>be me, 19/F with 19 yr old bf
>met online and talked for months then finally decide to meet
>nervous as fuck because still virgin
>pick him up from the airport, drive to Whataburger for late night food
>Finished eating, go back to car and begin to kiss
>look him in the eye and ask "can I suck it?"
>he gets super excited, pulls dick out so fast and I begin to suck it
>all my practice has paid off, he cums in my mouth and I swallow
>quickly drive back home after he finishes and we fuck for the first time

got my first kiss, gave first bj, and lost virginity all in the same night and I don't regret it at all. Sorry for shitty greentext