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LOL, anyone else glad that they got a big dick? I've watched too much porn to know that average dicks look small as fuck. Seriously, bitches aren't gonna think that average is okay. They're gonna look at it and be disappointed. You're never gonna fuck her a 2nd time because you already tricked her once.

With big dick, expect their girlfriends to walk up to you nonchalantly asking for dinner cause they know you're packing.

having big dicks is all benefits.

glad im not average, i'd kill myself.
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>>674260389
Rolling
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So last two digits is number of inches?

Rolling
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>>674260389
Anyone else sad they got a toothpick in their pants?
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>>674260389
you should kill yourself anyway for thinking about dicks so much, faggot
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>>674260389
First dick looks like a 4in and the second looks like a 6in.
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>first dick is 4 inch max
>second dick is shopped but probably 7 inch max
>6 inches around
>so a fucking soda can?
>op is a faggot?
>yes, yes he is
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>>674260389
0/10 try harder
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>>674260793
I had to measure a soda can. It's about 9 inches around for a soda can.
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>>674260389
having a perfect dick sure has it's benifits
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>>674261200
I traced your IP, you are Dutch
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>>674260389
>being this gay and autistic
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8x6 here
It's the best. Can't imagine living otherwise.

At least 50 chicks that I fucked were solely in my league because they wanted to see if the rumors are true

>tfw perfect size
>no one believes you online
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>>674261375
Cute
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God it makes me so fucking happy. 18 and 7" x 6" here, just wish I had that extra inch of length, but it still feels pretty damn solid. I don't understand how people can have a smaller coc than this. It wouldnt look proportional??
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>>674261375
And what is your point good sir?
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7.5x5.5, so close to having a big dick
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lol men

As long as it's not under 4.5 inches or so length doesn't matter. Thickness is what matters, and if you have a long, thin dick you may as well have a micropenis for how good it feels.

Girth > Length
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>>674261869
more

>>674262047
>It wouldnt look proportional??
It wouldn't

My gf and basically most girls I've been with said that anything under 6-7 is small
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>>674262175
Dude you're pretty much there
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>>674262248
longer dicks correleate with thicker dicks

most are proportional
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Okay. I understand about girth. 6 inches is really perfect. BUT WHY YOU NEED FUCKING 20 CM OF MEAT?! You want to rekt her vomb and make her unfertile for rest of life?
IMHO 6x6 it's perfect size %%too bad im only 6x5%%
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>>674262280
6-7x5 soft
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>>674262248
bitch, we dont give a shit about your opinion. we talk about dicks because it's a contest for us.
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>>674262280
7" x 6" guy here, I think you're right, it'd look fucking weird and tiny. I'm 5'5" so it looks pretty proportional on me. Also, damn nice cock. It looks big as fuck.
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I got 8x6 and I still think it's small sometimes
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>>674262294
>pretty much
That's the problem, I want to be able to undeniably say I have a big dick
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>>674262361
Meh not that I've noticed. And tbh once it goes over 7 inches or so it's too long.

A dick that is like 5-8 inches around and 5.5-6.5 inches long is tops.
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>>674262461
LOL
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>>674262461
Nigga you gay
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>>674260389
Same
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>>674262560
7" x 6" guy here, me too :(
>>674262561
Ahhh I totally get you. I honestly feel mine is pretty big, it feels huge and looks huge compared to my body, so I have no problem with saying that. I can understand if you were say 6'5" it would look too thin and small, I'm 5'5" and very skinny.
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>>674261869
my dick looks like yours lol and i know that feel i told my friends and they didnt believe it till they saw a video i took of myself masturbating i was trying to warn them no (they took my phone to look through my gallery) was too funny
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4 cm here
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4x4 here

glad I'm a gay bottom
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8 inch lenght 5 in girth, gotta say most girls i've banged ended up feeling discomfort or pain without lube, i'm lucky enough to have a gf that gets super wet now but in the past i wished it was smaller
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6.75", 5.5" around at it's widest

Kinda wish I had a bigger one but chicks don't honestly give a shit. For BJs I think they actually prefer a smaller one.

The asian college guys at my gym stare at my dick when I'm in the shower. It's funny.
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>>674260389
>6 inches thick
That would not be insert-able.
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In all honesty, I am glad I have an ABOVE AVERAGE (not huge) dick. My cock is around 7.25in x 6.00in and I feel like thats perfect.
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im like just under 6, and girls love it, never had an issue, made girls cum etc
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>>674260389
people who feel the need to go out of their way mention how big their dick is usually have small dicks.
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>>674260389
the perfect dick is actually around six and a half inches. Wtf is this shitpost.
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>>674262894
I wish I had the bravery to get on grindr and just find some dude to fuck me in the ass. It's been a fantasy for a long time, and toys feel amazing. Gay dudes creep me out though.
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>>674261200
Do you dip your glans in bleach?
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>>674263037
You've never seen double fisting videos eh

It would be insert-able, but I don't think it's physically possible for a human's penis to be that big.
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>>674262425
You need to go slow at first.

With a big cock you need to know how to use it. Slow, but strong thrusts at first until she's ready and then you can slowly go faster and faster
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>>674260389

7.5 x 4.5

mfw Im trans and I have a bigger cock than most men out there.
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>>674263330
Nah man, just bad lightning
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>>674263590
Pix or it didn't happen
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6 inches here. I'm willing to bet I've had more puss than any of you unless your rich or famous. Girls really don't give 2 shits. Had over 40 partners they all came right back for round 2 or 3 or more. Eat that pussy right and tell her how sexy she is and they get off on it every time.
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>>674263590
>x 4.5

into the trash it goes
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chadding intensifies
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>>674260389
>Seriously, bitches aren't gonna think that average is okay.

You make the assumption that girls enjoy watching pornography like you and that they look the same kind of videos or pictures.
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>>674262578
I'd say that 7 long with 5-6 girth is perfect.

6 is already too much for some girls so I'd figure that more than 6 is too much for most
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>>674260389
>The only thing I have that speak in my favor is the size of my penis.
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>>674263037
thick = girth = circumference

wide = width
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>>674262889
>cm?
You dumbass. You must measure it when is hard

>inches
another path
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>>674263590
>4.5 girth
>big

no matter how long your cock is if you are under 5.5 girth you are small
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so this thread is about people with horrible dicks pretending that they have perfect dicks, I don't understand.
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>>674263721
If you hadn't had a group of 18 year olds measuring your cock and seeing their excitment than you can't know shit about what they want
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>>674264444
fuck yeah
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>>674264120
Yeah, but that's goodd enough to get laid constantly

Don't have to work out, don't need a good career, don't need to buy good clothes, don't need to hit clubs or try online dating.
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>5.5 inch dick, not thick
>had loads of one night stands in my younger days, settled down living with gf now
>every chick i fucked was always after fucking again if i seen them around
>only got called for being small by some girl who wanted another dicking but got pissed that i turned her down

I guess it'd be pretty cool having a big dick and I am slightly jealous but I've done plenty of fucking back in the day and my little pecker didn't hold me back or cause any problems.
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Every time a guy talks the size of his cock and it's NOT a joke, I feel kind of bad for him. If that's what you think is all that matters, then you probably watch too much porn.

The percent of women that ONLY like big cocks is so small that it really doesn't matter. If you fuck her and then she complains, who gives a fuck? You already fucked her.
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>>674260389
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>>674264740
I'd say that a third of all the sluts are size queens.

When I walk into a club with a good bulge I get approached all the time.
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For everyone so obsessed with big dicks making them awesome in bed... I've never met 'n woman who've liked it when it hit her cervix at the back. Really painful apparently and quite a mood killer
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>>674265111
Really? I like having a bulge but I feel it's too much sometimes and try and hide it away. Like I have obviously pouch underwear which is stupid comfortable but I feel too shy to wear it in public. 18 7" x 6" here.
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>>674265111
I can see how that works. I mean they are already kind of drunk and probably looking for a good time but the percentage of girls that would fuck just based on that is very minimal.

I have an average sized dick and I have no problem getting laid. Women get wetter when you are charming, funny, and pretty good looking. I'd rather be that and have an average size dick than be average looking with nothing special personality-wise and a larger dick.
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>>674260389
17,5cm here

I'm ok with it
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This thread is full of cancer.

Its the girth thats important. 4.5-5 inches girth is average.

If you are 5.5 or bigger you have to wear XXL condoms. Anything more than 6 is huge. Stop you bullshit.
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>>674266083
Really? Just 6" girth you need xl condoms?!
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I'm fat and have a tiny dick but have actually gotten laid more than my friends who have big dicks and aren't tubs of shit like myself (inb4 all girls i got were landwhales, they weren't). Enjoy your bodies, but the only people interested in dick size are size queens and men.
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>>674266326
I <3 size queens
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>>674266083
>>674266320

6.75, 5.5 guy here
I just recently learned how much better large condoms are. I used to buy those Crown shits from japan because they were cheap. Way too small.

average condoms are designed for guys around 5" around.
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>>674265314
they like it slow

don't hit it, but massage it
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>>674265682
according to studies penis size has a bigger factor on attractiveness than height
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>>674266583
They are the best. It's like a real life cock whorship porn
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>>674260389
Says the autist who compares his dick to other dicks all day. If your dick was so bomb wouldn't you be fucking your girl right now instead of sperging on penis length or 4cheese. You definitely on too much porn if you think a bitch gonna walk up to you and ask you for dinner cause you packin. Niqqa what you doin wearing no pants everywhere? How these bitches be seeing yo dick? You said you'd kill yourself if you were average. Mufa we dont know what your face looks like. Your face can be avg af. Think about that killing yourself thing. You were onto something.
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>>674266816
No, they generally don't like too much contact down that deep.

Plus if you're large, it is inevitable that you are going to bump at the back too hard.

Plus, I don't think anyone has the urge to use their raging dick to slowly massage her cervix.
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My gf gets scared when I try to go deep and prefers a smooth rhythm and girth.
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>>674266320
no, different brands or types have different sizes. Not all 'normal' condoms have the same size, especially not the thickness of dick they would fit.
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I'm just short to 6 inches, but girth 5.8 girth I've never disappointed a girl before, I've been with many girls, if you got a 6+'' cock but with a girth no bigger than 5 and something,u just got a long pencil ma friend
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>>674266320
Width is important too. I have 6.7x5.5, my width is 60mm, so i need xxl condoms. Most of you guys wear tigth condoms and other virgins talk like they know shit about penis size. An average woman cant get a 6 inch girth penis on their mouth easily.
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>>674266914
I didn't mention height, though I am 6'2" and that sounds like such a bulldog study.

>according to studies I can say whatever I want if I start the sentence with "according to studies"
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>>674267619
Yeah, but you learn rater quickly how to use your big cock without being painful. And she needs to know how to "relax" and how to use her pussy muscles.

>lots of foreplay and dirty talk
>going in balls deep takes 5-10 minutes even though she is wet as fuck and you use lube
>giving her time to get used to it while keeping on dirty talking
>another 5-10 minutes until I can fuck her hard, but need to be cautious not going too deep

I can't have quickies and unless I've got an hour I don't even have sex at all.
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>>674268042
>5.5
>width of 6cm
what?

I've got 5cm width and I'm nearly 6 inches around
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8x6 inch master race reporting in..

Dem aesthetics tho
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>>674268180
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/penis-size-a-marker-of-male-attractiveness-study-suggests/
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>>674268366
They are all different. I would post a pic but i dont have a ruler atm
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>>674269184
how flat is your dick?

mine is nearly cylindrical. like 5 wide and 4.5 high
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>>674260389
http://www.thevisualiser.net/index.php?rt=home
Try this page fuckers you put your deck size and it makes a model and you can compare it to the average and por stars and shit.. To shy to post your sick on b/ then use this and screen cap it and prove it
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>>674263590
pencildick game strong
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>>674268496
>"Height and penis size had the same effect, and to me, that's surprising,"

>The researchers say their findings show that penis size interacts with body shape and height to determine male sexual attractiveness.

You made it seem as though bigger dicks were all that mattered. The article talks about how proportion is a huge factor in what women find attractive. On top of that all of those factors were related to how well a guy took care of himself whether it was through working out, earning money, being confident, or just being good looking in general.

I think you took from that article exactly what you wanted to hear.
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>>674269356
Its not really flat, just wider
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>>674269527
porn star numbers are all wildly guesses that have no relation to reality

like Lex Steele is listed as 11x7 (like he claims), but he's been measured at about 9 inches in some video
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Is 6.7 x 5.2 considered big
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>>674269673
just wider would mean more girth, but I'm thicker
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>>674260389
1 in every 100 people have a dick over 7 inches
OP is a faggot
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>>674262561
anything over 7.5" is big
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>>674269843
It's easy: if you have to ask: no
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>>674263964
>>674263485
why is your dick so sweaty? thats fucking gross
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>>674263037
it means 6" around
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>>674269964
As a 7"incher no fucking way is that true
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>>674269964
where did you get these numbers from?

most major studies say 1 in 8 up to 1 in 13
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>>674270198
It isn't.

1 in 100 is 8 inches
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>>674270021
Well I ask because a majority of the people who have seen my cock have mentioned how large it is, but it just appears to be average from my perspective.
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>>674269964
as everyone knows it varies based on geography
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>>674269986
Yeah, I'm just 7.5, which sucks
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>>674270369
Ahh that makes sense. What is 7" then out of 100, out ofcuriosity
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>>674270151
Kek
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>>674270505
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>>674268397
Patrick?
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>tfw no monster cock
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this thread reeks of insecurity
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>>674270625
Damn that seems wrong, bigger than 90% sounds way too high. It'd be funny if the figures were skewed to make men feel better about themselves because I highly doubt most men are smaller than 6" hard, and most are probably around 7" right??
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>>674269946
Well i could have measured it wrong, i can get my 3 fingers on it and they are more than 55mm i know that.
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>>674260389
>tfw 7 inches but really fucking thin
its just not fair.
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>>674268397
Your dick looks like mines
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lol none of you have big dicks and neither do i
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>>674269527
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the main problem is that most dicks you see are on the larger side because they people with them want to show them off. think of how many guys dont have big dicks and never show them. a lot more i would assume
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>>674270581
pretty sure it doesnt mean 6" across
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>>674270661
Squidward?
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>>674271106

>6 inches and thick
Eh, better than nothing.
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>>674270852
sure does. I have an average dick and an above average wallet.. I bet I get more pussy then the OP.
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>>674270975
Every study regarding penis size (not self reported) has shown that the average is always between 5.0 — 5.8.
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>>674271377
>paying for pussy
>is proud of it
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>>674271568
so the average is small?

I just thought I had bad luck with guys
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>>674271628
pussy is pussy newfag
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>>674271776
air is air. will you pay for air as well? his point is that you're paying for something you can get for free. that makes you a loser
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>>674260389
Does someone got the pic of the op with the babys Dick, I need a good laugh.
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>>674272046
Naa at least he's getting pussy man, or got the courage to pay a hookers, I know beta virgin fans that are afraid even of that
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>>674271748
Well the average is average. Dicks start to look fairly big once they get around 6.5 which is roughly around the 80 –90th percentile. Just goes to show how full of shit this thread really is.
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>>674260389
girth or width?
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>>674272046
Not that guy but you pay for it one way or another.
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>>674260389
You think about big dicks a lot OP?
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>>674272327
i get it, i guess.

bums need to dumpster dive because they have no other choice
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>>674260389
Can't do shit about dick size /b/ro, it's genetic. I got a small dick butt doesn't choose it. Kinda pointless laughing at others for their misfortune
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>>674272496
How am I paying for pussy?

Mostly I fuck with friends with benefits.
I would spend time and play vidya with them even if we wouldn't have sex.

Other times it's their female friends when they need to get stretched out and other times it's some random hookup.

Seriously, what am I paying?
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>>674272496
Hoho. Badumtish.

Marriage. Amirite? More like a prison. Badumtish.

High five.
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>>674270098
I don't think you know what precum is
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>>674272883
That's natural if you got a big one.

>small fags get jealous and sometimes start to cry when you whip it out
>girls always mention how bigger than your ex you are
>people at university calling you long dong anon unironically
>when I'm going to do something competive my gf usually says "if you lose just whip out your cock and you will be the winner"
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>>674273179
True.

I didn't chose to be into small penis humilation and to have a big cock fetish. It just happens if you constantly hang out and fuck size queens (aka most girls)
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>>674272883
As a 7" x 6", couldn't agree more. It is really cruel actually to laugh at others misfortune like that imo. I feel for you dude
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>>674273591
Most girls are size queens? As someone who's into size queens please tell me more
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>>674273591
Would 7.5x5.5 satisfy a size queen?
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>>674274237
Not actual "i need a 10 inch cock" size queens, but "small is useless", "oh thank god you are big" and generally liking big more than small and actually despising small ones
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>>674274993
Ahhh I get you, thanks man
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>>674269527
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Oh my God kill yourself fucking duck threads...fuck off I'm tired of getting on this shit to laugh at bullshit and seeing dick rates and dick tributes....you fucking faggots....you /b/ fags get off by seeing dick all the fucking time...I hope every single one of you kills yourself. Jesus fucking Christ stop fucking shitposting your dicks on here....fucking shitposting fags
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