ITT: More lying liars and the lies they tell.

Didn't fuck, but I got to see Lady Gaga naked once

>>674254928
cool

>>674254928
So has everyone else, what's your point?

>>674255403
Saw her in flesh, not on my computer screen

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again, for all the serbfags

>>674254364
when where how why

>>674255668
What's her name and what's the story?

Katee was amazing though. Still friends with her family. Dont really talk to her much now she married

>>674255808
Katarina Bogicevic, dated her like.... a year... year and a half ago. R you from Serbia? If not it will not be interesting for you

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>it's a Dirty Dan is living the /b/ dream again and again
lucky bastard

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Long story short, she was a "one problem after another" type girl. Was 7/10 in bed.

>>674254364
>famous

>>674256684
greentext pls

>>674256684
Who, Maggie grace??

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>>674254364
The most incredible fuck of my life. Such a great person and an absolute freak in bed.

Well I'm not sure if she's famous elsewhere, but I got to fuck Bindi Irwin (daughter of crocodile hunter), and she literally made me sign something to say I wouldn't tell (she was also 17), but yeah. Boring as hell fuck. Just laid there....well like her dad

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/thread

>>674256805
Not really that interesting of a story, but here we go.
>Met up at a bar in Oahu around 2006
>Seemed pretty slutty, was all over everyone
>Bought her a couple drinks and ended up taking her back to my hotel
>fucked her without a condom and nutted on her neck
>left in the middle of the night while I was asleep

>>674256856
Yeah

>>674256863

Pls insert backstory

>>674256684
I believe it.

>>674257132
lie>>674257132

>>674254928
is she a trap?

>>674257132
almost as believable as your mom's cunt being tight.

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>>674255828
I'll play along...
So, not a documentary then?

>>674257165
How'd she look naked?

>>674257478
NAH M8 NAH TOO FAR.
That's my waifu don't even front.

>>674254364
i actually have fucked her.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8

>>674257432
I can confirm she has a pussy

>>674257132
You must be a nigger then

>>674256964
How was her bod?

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Yes, I'm black

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>>674254364
no one will believe me i went to high school with gabourey sidibe and yes i hit that. some of you might remember her from the film "Precious"

pic related.

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before she got famous though

>>674257637
Is it a big pussy? Like the one in the pic of the girl bent over that gets posted around here all the time that everyone says is really a horse pussy that was shopped on?

>>674257476
Well, if it weren't for her general stupidness, she'd be a solid 10. But.. She looked great.

The amount of people pretending they've fucked a celebrity here is as scary as the amount of people believing it.

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I found this pretty funny because indeed, she has zero ass.

I'm black btw.

>>674257240
Worked in a pro shop and developed a good relationship. Didn't worship the ground she walked on. Training was always #1.

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Oh ho ho hooo! This fookin thread again!

>>674258027
Are you saying you've fucked her anon

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>>674257624
Lüge lüge das gibt ne rüge!

>>674257997
i really did, and i have some proofs for mine but only sharing with serbfags

miley cyrus.
if she was a super hero she is super slut.

Rob Halford of Judas Priest.

no joke.

>>674257936
Shaved pussy? What'd she do in bed?

>>674258099
Yes.

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Did someone say...

>>674258129
This makes me happy

>>674257803
you're a fucking liar

>>674257892
Details dude! How'd she look naked?

None of you have ever fucked anyone famous. Stop being delusional faggots.

Lana Del Rey before she was hot or famous, in a bathroom stall too kek

>>674258223
Anon, he's fantasizing and you're circle jerking to another man's fantasies. That makes you gay.

>>674258250
Lies

>>674258027
Thought that was stupid til Victoria's rumor, that shit was funny

>>674257925
Not from what I could tell, she was just standing there, had a nice lil bush at the time though

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>>674258578

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Kristen Herrera.
I even dated her briefly before she got too high and mighty in her circles.
She went to my highschool.
If you dont know who she is she was in the show Zoey 101, and I am the dude that popped her cherry in real life.

>>674258223
She had kinda like a weird stubble. Not wax, razor shave, definitely.

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>>674258649
Ew

>>674257681
underrated post, fucking kek'd

>>674258344
went to the same highschool. dated her for a while. had sex couple time. nice slim body but nothing special.

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>>674258446
Details?

>>674258695
>kinda like a weird stubble

Fuck you're the worst liar among all these faggots.

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>>674258858

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>>674258851

>>674258027

>interger

>>674258773
Fully shaved? How were her sucking abilities?

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>>674258914

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>>674258963

>>674258833
Believe what ya want my man.

>>674258945

You are literally the one faggot that's asking for details on every dude that lies about shagging a celeb.

For every celeb.

You have like a fucked up gay fetish where you get turned on by guys talking sexually to you.

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>>674259023

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>>674258758
She looked hotter when she was younger dude. What she looked like when I dated/fucked her

>>674257789
Stefanie?

>>674258945
she didn't sucked so i don't know. no bush, strip

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Back when she was 'escorting'. Took a chunk out of my savings, but was worth it...

>>674256231
>suspicious bathrobe is suspicious...

>>674259131
Why are you taking the time to see whose positIng every comment? Why do you give a shit anon?

>>674257038
Are you a car?

>>674259514
I'm reading the comments and your homosexuality just exudes at a level higher than everyone else's.

>>674257789
Stop trolling nig

>>674259623
So you're basically a pro level fag spotter?

>>674259891
Nobody needs to be a pro at anything to see you're a flaming homosexual.

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I'm a male.
This wasn't consensual.
I wish I could see past it, but I never can.
I'm a dirty bottom boywhore and I deserved the terrible things that happened.
My life is torture.

ITT things that never happened

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>>674254364

>>674260104
I'm not that anon but ok.

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>>674258206
hahaha fag. was it fun?

>>674260104
Anon calls other people gay so we don't think he's gay

>>674260167
Fucking shit, really? By this twerpy fuck?

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back in the day... Rebecca Grayheart

>>674254364

The Olsen twins. Before they were famous though.

>>674261151
I played against them in soccer when I was younger.

>>674261151
There is a shot in the show where one of them is taken out of sink for a bath and her puss is showing.

>>674254364

i fucked Jennifer Lawrence, Audrey Plaza and a bunch of other celebs about 2 years ago.

>I'm facing 18 minths in jail but worth it

>>674260718
He is stronger than you can possibly imagine.

>>674254928

who the fuck hasn't?

>>674254928

how big is her cock?

is it a feminine penis?

>>674259300
Still ugly. Yuck.

The governor of a southern state.

>inb4 Bill Clinton... I wasn't raped

Won't tell you who since he's still alive, married and not out of the closet.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>674254364
POTUS here. I bang michelle all the time

>>674254467
Please leave /b/.

>>674261577
r u gay?

>>674256964
Nice story

>>674261151
gtfo pedo

>>674254364
>Pic unrelated

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Grew up 2 houses away from her, lost our virginity to each other and banged her all throughout high school until Disney picked her up. Good times

>>674256964

what a coincidence. i fucked her dad right in the chest cavity with my big 10 incher.

would have done it again but he never called me like he promised.

>>674257038

tits or get the fuck out

(do you see what i did there?)

>>674260167
>actual rapist Shia LaBeouf

>>674257165

on her neck

>>674260408
Shes perfect and looks like my ex

>>674256863
I could believe it.

>>674262095
topkek

>>674262071
Details?

>>674261720
Mate not op but shes not really that attractive

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yes really and no I didnt like the taste of bieber

>>674254364
D-Dan? Is that you?

>>674257803

wow. of all the lies you could have told on the internet, you went with THAT one?

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back in high school. Was pretty good.

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didn't fuck but came on her passed out face at coachella

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Sandra Oh (from Grey's Anatomy fame). Hooked up with her in school once (while attending Carlton U in Ottawa). Nothing special, we were both young. We pretended it didnt happen afterwards. Thankfully I wasn't in the drama program so didn't have any classes with her and it was easy to avoid each other afterwards.

>>674258206

does your asshole still hirt dude?

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>>674254364

Brianna from "real world philly" she was a stripper across from my old base in willow grove.

>>674262853
no way any of her people would allow that