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Had a wicked threesome with these two sluts back in the day. Bud Bundy took pictures and Al Bundy just stood around reading a copy of Big 'Uns.

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Was one of her back up dancers on her 1989 tour, she gets horny as fuck on tour and just goes through us one by one.

>inb4 taytay butthurt autist

Miley Cyrus
...I regretted it.

>>674229595
katy is still hot now tbh

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>>674229617
Yeah I know. I screwed her in a gas station bathroom

>>674229294
i know the guy who took her v-card

>>674229954
That's very interesting if it's true. Who and story?

>>674229888
i was kinda put off by the extra long arm hair tho...

>>674229802
Definitely. Still worth a good fap.

>>674229954
When?

ITT: faggots fantosize

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>>674230059
Not me. I thought her arms felt quite nice. Her puss hair is nice and soft too. Could spend hours just running my fingers through it.

>>674230319
>fantosize
kek

>>674230347
people like you scare me


what's it like being crazy?

>>674230347
its a shame she has gone gay now tho :(

>>674230347
>>674230458
ya know, there is a posters count, samefag lol

>>674230448
Awesome! Thanks for asking.

>>674230448
this

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>>674230458
For now......

She just needs some good, white boy dick. That's all.

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Met her in a pub in bath, england, she was pretty full on and drunk, tiny little thing fucked like a rabbit.

>>674229954
come on, dude... details

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>>674230589
sure kid

>pic related

>>674230728
True, its funny how she got calvin as a beard, he is obviously gay.

>>674230043
when she was 17. her french tutor. her boyfriend nat wolf cheated on her so she had sex with her french tutor. he took her virginity

>>674230730
i can believe this there are lots of blind items out there about her and her antics.

>>674230979
He probably goes antiquing with her, fucking fruitbag that he is.

>>674231118
everyone has had her tbh ..white black...girls...she is a raging slut

>>674230730
Her and Sophie Turner get drunk and go looking for cock all the time. Haven't been fortunate enough to catch them yet.

>>674229294
>Dan Schneider thread

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>>674231159
yeah and when she isn't home walks around in her panties lol

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>>674231118
Hot! Do this one next, please.

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>>674231337
Hell, I'd do that. I bet she wears sexy little thongs or something hot like that.

>>674231284
yeah i know a few lads who hang out with them and have banged them, some of them have some great pics and cellphone vids, if that shit ever gets out they would be ruined

>>674231043
I can believe her french tutor fucked her. But she dated Nat Wolff for three years. So hard to believe that they don't fucked.
Anyway, great story. AMA requets. How old was her tutor? Did she spit or swallow... Post all details that you know, please.

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i fucked amy schumer..

>pic related

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>>674230979
just for you, retarded

>>674231794
>being this retarded

this proves absolutely nothing you retarded troll

>>674231502
no real details. they went together to a LA thing called Tyler Shields Presents Life Is Not A Fairytale. theres a youtube video of them leaving together, if you watch the video, they went to his place afterwards. the french tutor bragged to his friend that he did her. sorry bro, no details, cant prove it, its just common word here in LA. no big deal really

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Fucked her last night while Chad Kroeger was passed out drunk. Nasty little fucking skank

>>674232267
she has some disease now

>>674231980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faz53494cyc

hahaha. World is such a little place... I know him. That dude is actually a model, Charan Andreas. They dated for some time. He told me a few stories of how hard he "abused" her sometimes, and how much she loved it. And she was not virgin at all. At any hole.

>>674232422
Lyme disease. Whatever that is.....

>>674229294
Ya mum nerd

>>674232267
Gross

>>674231980
interesting. thanks for sharing bro

>>674232681
ahh. so that wasnt her french tutor. the story grew from person to person then. but they went to his house from there. that guy has a friend named eric, eric is the guy who told of the hook up. her twitter post the morning after read "life is wonderful!!!". thats the only reason i believed erics story

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Discount Hershlag

>>674232853
Yeah. Chad Kroeger is pretty gross. He's a definite -5/10.

Would kill it with a rock

>>674229294 really? You're probably the same faggot on /b/ ego said they fucked kk

>>674233655
Who in their right mind would wanna fuck Kerry King

>>674233101
Yeah, people love to talk a little too much. And yes, Charan was bragging about fucking the famous "iCarly" all the time and talking about it with like everybody.
Probably he fucked her hard and rough that night. She was her "little depraved kinky slut". Always thought he was exaggerating about her kinkiness, but waybe he was right.

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Poked her on the set of American Pie.

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got a blowjob from her on the set of a shitty slasher film

>>674234174
i dont know. the thing is, she got real messed up in the head afterwards. she went on tour and in concert would sing a bunch of relationship revenge songs/covers. then she got in that bus wreck. i heard rumors that she doesnt fuck anyone any more. a friend of hers said that Miranda was sick and tired of all the guy drama. at a party the guys from 5 seconds of summer were going to go get her high and drunk to see if they could bang her. she got word of what they were doing and she went home

>>674233101
wonder how many times she came that night kek

>>674234955
that ass!

>>674234955
Did she swallow?

myself, i'm famous

>>674235076
yup

>>674230730
describe her body?

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>>674235020
she looked like this back then

>>674234974
So is that why she became a total slut at her college parties? Never believe it, but rumor is she was roofied and gangbanged by the whole basketball team at her freshman year.

>>674233195
NO

>>674231717
Bring him back.

>>674235209
What else did she let you do to her?

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Haley Williams.
It was during one of her tours, after a concert I was able to get a picture with her, was able to make her laugh and she seemed to like me.

She then wrote down on a piece of paper her number and gave it to me. I freaked out. The next night she texted me and we ended up meeting in a hotel room she paid for, we talked a bit but it wasn't long until we fucked. Afterwards she kind of left immanently after. I was kind of hoping to talk a bit more or hang out but she said she was leaving NYC tonight. So I just hang out in the hotel room for the rest of the night since it was a good room and already paid for.

I knew she probably just wanted to fuck and leave but deep down I was hoping maybe something more could come of it. I've tried since texting her number but no reply. Not sure if its even her number anymore.

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>>674220358
>>674229294

>>674235374
nah, that stuff isnt true. those rumors were created here. they are just memes. the rumors went that they took her in the basement of one of the sorority houses and did her. those sorority houses dont have basements. shes just a girl that had sex with a guy just like any other girl does. if she did get kinky with the guy, then shes normal. she dumped that charan guy big time so i dont know if i can take his word. if a girl dumps me, hell yeah ill make shit up about her

>>674234974
I cant believe that. He was not any gentle with her and probably defiled her beyond repair. But Charan told me that she loved brutal, abusive sex. She was a very easy laid. I'm somehow surprised.

>>674235720
Almost seems true. Almost.

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No, its not as big as people think it is. Yes, he made me squirt. Yes, it was worth it.

>>674234974
>she got real messed up in the head afterwards.
what happened?

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Ok.. repost from next thread

For the Dutchy's on here..

I don't know what it is but I love reading the about the ICarly girl.

Keep it up.

>>674236292
Miranda Cosgrove's tour bus wrecked. i guess she figured that worrying about nat wolf dumping her wasnt as big of a problem as she thought

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Porked her on a beach in Australia.

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best fuck ive ever had, wouldnt fuck her if you have neighbours she screams...

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I posted this the other day but fuck it ill say it again.

I fucked Emma Stone. Met her on the set of Malcom in the Middle. We hit it off and dated for a little while

>>674236331
what and who?

>>674235720
I'm gonna need details if true anon, this is my ultimate fantasy!

>>674236712
>I posted this the other day but fuck it ill say it again.
I saw you posting that about four times

>>674236017
Charan never told me a single bad word about Miranda. She was very sweet and humble lady despite her fame, and a hot tiger on bed. She was almost perfect to him.

>>674236620
what's she like in bed?

Guess even famous people go slumming too every now and then

Still, I don't believe anyone in this thread

Still waiting for a proof.

Otherwise, you know, we're on 4chan

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>674236712
Any pics with her for proof?

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>>674236496
wonder who is behind this post

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>>674236917
True. Also true is that Heather Locklear used to molest me in my sleep.

>>674236870
i don't know him. ive seen him at the grove a few times and he does seem very respectful. i was just saying that i dont believe the memes that she takes on an entire team or that she goes all sex crazy. i do believe she is amazing in bed but thats where it stops. like i said, shes just a girl that has sex like any other woman

>>674236738
Chantal Janzen. Dutch presenter, singer. The where and what i cannot tell, too many hackfags on here, en the story is soo bizarre, they might go check it out. What i can say: its 100% legit. And she's one WILD fuck. On the how: she cán deepthroat.

>>674231717
Snacks. That is how I know I'm a T.K. oldfag

>>674236917
Nobody believes any of the claims in any of these threads do they?

That's kind of the point.

>>674233195
You saying you fucked Keira?

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Left him mangled

>>674229617
nothing new, we all had our turn on her already

i fucked flo from the progressive commercials.
shes an angry fuck. wants it hard and fast. left her a black and blue mark on her hip from holding her down. she fucking loved it. we did it a few times and then she went silent. i guess she moved on.

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>>674237425
Just a bit of harmless fun, that's all.

Having said that, Kelly Ripa used to suck my cock when I was in high school.

>>674234955
You get to see them titties?

>>674236161
Didn't know Ron Jeremy was bi

>>674236161
9 and 3/4 inches.

>>674237209
Well, Miranda is just a college girl that enjoys gang bangs from time to time. Sometimes she was too drunk to know how many guys she had at the time, so probably it's true that she was smashed for more than 40 frat boys once. I don't think she does nothing wrong. College time is to do crazy things and experimenting wild things.

>>674235720
What was her body like? What'd you guys do in bed??

>>674236878
She screams. Can you read?

>>674229294
ITT pathological liars

>>674236620
She got a lil bush on her?

>>674236712
>If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.

>>674237866
I meant more what she likes, what she looks like naked, etc.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>674235720
did you came inside her?

>>674235720
She strikes me as the type of girl to smoke a cigarette with her pussy

That being said, I'd pay $40 just to hear her queef

itt: roleplaying virgins

>>674237761
This is relevant to my interests.

>>674237739
LOL! Miranda was at a party once and that cory guy from glee showed up. she was crazy crushing on him. he had a flask of whiskey and offered her some. she had never drank alcohol before but she wanted to impress him by making it look like she was cool so she drank up. she got sick later and threw up many times in the bathroom. her friends cat and another girl had to take her home. then that guy died of an overdose or something. she hasnt drank since LOL!

>>674237209
Talk to him if you have a chance. I'm sure he will only say nice things about her.

>>674237761

> implying the story isn't made up bullshit and the remaining details won't also be bullshit

>>674237902
We prefer to be called bullshit artists, thank you very much.

>>674229294

Cosgrove, I believe that, everyone fucked the ghost. That girl is a fucking nympho.

>>674238182
i hear you bro, they are all cool people. what they do is none of my business :D

>>674237265
Dude, please elaborate, chantal is the hottest milf on the dutch tlevision

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Went to school with her.
Was long before she was famous, she looked much different and was kind of a nerd.

>>674238446
How so? Do you fucked her too?

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Let her pick me up at a motorcycle race in the late 80's, pussy looked like chewed up bubblegum.

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She's cuter now than she was, but still pretty adorable. Can't suck a dick though.

>>674238518
Did you fuck?

>>674238446
>fucking nympho.
elaborate... I want to fap a bit

>>674238736
Yeah couple of times

>>674238482
You are a cool bro too. Very nice talk. Usually, that place is so nasty and creepy.

I was at a really nice bar/steakhouse in 2014 during the New England Patriots playoffs. Started talking to a group of really really drunk chicks. One in particular was pretty hot and had a really nice body. We ended up going to a few other places, and then went back to my apartment. We had sex twice that night, and she left in the morning. I found out her name was Joanna and she goes by the name "JoJo"...and she is a semi famous pop singer. I had never heard of her to be honest and she didn't strike me as being a famous person.

>>674234955
I did her 4 hours before the burial

>>674238789
elaborate?

>>674238789
did you came inside her?

>>674239014
you too bro

>>674239080
She's most famous for having big tits lol. What was her body like?

>>674238789
How'd she look naked? Bush?

>>674239387

Her tits are fake. Banging tight body. Really nice, good in bed. Cool chick all around, really laid back.

>>674239014
>>674239299
Sorry to ask, but I have to ask... does Icarly loves anal? Is she a deepthroater?

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>>674235690
that was it....other than making out a few times

it was a set fling

>>674237632
yup, she took her top off in case I got too excited and messed up her top before she could swallow...she was chubbier back then so her tits were nice and plump (pic related, them tits back then)

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>>674237156
>:

>>674239159
Nothing special.
Fucked up few times after some nights out. We were sort of friends.

>>674239471
Pretty decent, she looks much better now tbh

>>674239267
Yes.

>>674239620
Too bad she had to go and die on us.

>>674239548
Trimmed pussy?

>>674239760

She was shaved, or waxed.

>>674231043
>her boyfriend nat wolf cheated on her
Holy shit!!! Is that real?

>>674239596
LOL! bro, i dont know. i do know one thing though. she is known for being an amazing kisser. have you seen her lips? fuck man! theres a photo of her puckering her lips as if blowing a kiss, damn! awesome lips

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>>674229294
Marilyn Chambers - Does finger-fucking count?

>>674237265
Details she's hot as fuck

>>674237739
Gangbangs are awesome. To be at the center of attention for so many hot guys and dicks and cum flying everywhere, to be dominated and completely lose all control and be at the mercy of so many men, not knowing whats coming next and the whole rush of it all, going and going until you cannot take anymore. Its great.

>>674239879
its all old news now. they patched things up. they are cool now, friends. im not sure cause i dont know the guy but i hear nat is engaged with some girl but like i said i dont know much about him

>>674239984
Thanks for reply. Any more stories that you know about her?

>>674238518
Who is this

>>674240135
i know right, fapped to many times to the slomo of de dominee, would like something else to tickle my fantasy

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>all these people fucking celebrities
>no pictures
why the fuck would you not take pictures when you have fucked a celeb

>>674239759
yeah....

...not that I was ever gonna meet her again

>>674229294
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>674240312
Hows that Internet under that rock of yours?

What happened to the Hayley Williams anon? I Wanted details

>>674240407
so why are you here? you want to believe

This thread is filled to the brim with the saddest people telling the saddest lies to completely anonymous strangers.

Absolutely pathetic.

>>674240236
But Nat Wolff fucked the shit out of her. They dated for three years.

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did her 1984 on a nude beach in eastern germany

>>674240278
only that she is scared to death to be in her house. shes afraid of that stalker that messed with her over and over. she has a million dollar house that she never stays at because shes scared. she lives with her mom and dad. ive seen Miranda at the grove a few times and you can see that she is scared as hell. i feel sorry for her. that stalker has her living in fear

>>674240481
Oh you're such a troll! Kekekeke

So can someone who's NOT a condescending, flag-waving basement dweller please tell me who it is?

>>674240510
me too, anon.

>>674240693
he probably did

>>674237156
What's his name again?

>>674232700
its when a deer tick bites you and spreads some nasty parasite

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>>674229294

Used to work for a landscaping company that serviced only high profile clients, no advertising. It was a summer gig. One of the jobs had me go to the summer house of Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline (they lived mostly in NY). I went there to take care of some hedges and plant some perennials, expecting the house to be vacant. Turned out Phoebe was there, taking some time away from the family (she had had a couple kids already). This was after her movie career, she was just doing plays. She followed me around while I worked, she seemed a bit sad, lonely. After I had finished, she invited me in for some wine. I was like SHO NUFF so we talked for a long time, mostly about her, how dudes jerk off at her pool scene in Fast Times (she thinks it's funny) and how early in her career she tried to hide her Korean side (mother). After a few more glasses she loosened up and told me about a few times she caught her husband with other girls AND guys. She knew how he was before they got married but dealt with it, he was a good father and not a drunk. Anyway, we started flirting and kissing and I got to feel her up all around but then she got emotional and I felt bad so I just spooged in her hair and took off with a nice $20 tip.

>>674240709
>stalker
story? did he tried to rape her?

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>>674237496
No I didnt fuck Keira. I made love to her. She is too classy for such a word. Anyways, we dated for a few months in 2004 before she dumped me because she had to travel and didnt see us going anywhere. She is a very boring fuck, mostly just lays there and occasionally grunts. Very high maintenance and emotional. She LOVES getting eaten out though,

>>674240699

Story??

>>674240135
>>674240373
Ok.. But I keeping out the where and when..

I work as an assistant-eventmanager for a big promotioncompany. On a 3-day event (which I'm not naming) I had to be runner for most of the artists there. The first afternoon i litarely bumped into her, going round a corner backstage and I spilled coffee on her. She was friendly, but she was also demanding new clothes to be fetched from her office, some miles away. So I did. I staffed out my duties there and while she was rehearsing for the show, I got her clothes and when I got back I brought them to her dressingroom. With Only minutes for the show, she immediately started changing them. She made a joke about undressing while I wasstill there, and I was snappy enough to make her laugh. There was when the flirting started. Later, after the show I walked up to her and asked I she needed me again undressing.. The next two days we made fun about that, a lot. And after the last show she got drunk. Very drunk. I thought she was koking when she said: Ok, now you can help me undress. But she meant it. So, for the next hour, I had the hour of my life in her dressingroom. She sucked me like a pro, I fucked her against the wall and on a chair and I came on her ass. After that she told me I could NEVER speak of it. The picture above was the only one I dared to take.

>>674242331
Bush?

>>674241838
i think hes trying to murder her. hes obsessed with her. started by him finding where she lives and he sent cards. then he sent her flowers anonymously. Miranda liked the flowers and posted them on her instagram. this made the stalker think he had a chance with her. he sent stuff to her through the mail. she sent them back with the return to sender thing. he started following and she called the cops. he did this three times and each time he keeps going to try and approach her. he even started stalking Miranda's friends online trying to find out where she is. word from the creeps friends is he is wants her dead for "forsaking him". the guy is one fucked up dude

>>674242722
no. always clean and smooth. she has very good hygiene overall. She is always clean and smells good

More like Bush Did 9/11

>>674241289
the cumchan man

>>674242540
fall asleep on the beach and woke up to some girls standing near me and making fun of me because i got an eretion while sleeping. offered them to take a seat on it. angie did

>>674238446
post stories, USC fag

I fucked Obama. He used too much tongue. He also liked being fingered.

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>>674239984
Best DSLs ever. Totally fuckable bitch.

>>674231448
Nope. She's most likely a granny panties and sweats girl.

I'm Obama's male lover

>>674235720
someone that famous doesn't just meet random guys in a hotel room. this is just your beta fantasy. fuck off

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>>674243250
no bro, this photo. look at those lips bro. DAMN!! her fucking lips are amazing!!!

>>674242861
How'd her pussy look?

>>674243648
Jesus... She has that "good good girl" image, but I'm sure that she has a real kinky side to her behind closed doors.

I had sex with Charlie Seen. The whole HIV thing is fake, BTW. Trust me.

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>>674229294
If you cruise Nebraska ave in Tampa you may have picked her up with out knowing.

I didn't put two and two together until I remembered her tats

>>674243558
yes, sure; and a white boy too

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>>674243648
just perfection

>>674243774
LOL! thats the thing about her. now i dont mean to say this to be mean but she IS a goody goody. shes boring as hell. of all the hollywood starlets in her generation, shes the only one that lives a square life. but at the same time shes got too much to worry about being that her stalker can pounce out anytime

>>674243774
yup, i bet she is awesome in bed

>>674229802
but now she have only one eye

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>>674244206
nah... she is a total whore. Fatass Dan trained her to enjoy depraved, obscene sex.

>>674243924
so she's a streetwalker? is she all strung out?

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>>674229294
Not this shit again, Miranda wouldn't fuck some greasy basement dweller like you OP. Keep living in that fantasy world but one day you need to wake up you faggot.

>>674243756
a straight line no crazy flaps. no roast beef

>>674244482
lol

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>>674242331
>this only happened in your head

also pic related is who i fucked after she cheated on her fella who she is with now, was in her trailer after a very long drinking sesh with the crew of a movie she was filming she has a great ass and a tight pussy, her tits were disappointing tho...but she was great at sucking cock, gave me a real sloppy blowjob

>>674238518
Bullshit. She was smoking in school, just an uptight bitch that couldn't get her head round why everyone hated her.

She was a high performer academically but was social. Only nerd tier shit she did was public speaking.

>someone who actually went to school with her.

>>674243924
http://blog.mlive.com/flintjournal/extra/2007/10/foster_care.html

>>674242579
awesome man!!! thanks for the story

>>674244795
No. You are the liar. Anyways, Iv never seen a picture of Hershlag and Discount Hershlag together even though they were in the same movie. I asked Discount about it, she wouldnt talk about it. Is there enmity between the two versions of Hershlag?

>>674244795
Bush?

>>674244716
Nice! She do anal?

>>674245075
did 9/11?

>>674244508

Crack or meth head.

I didn't recognize a first her but she seemed familiar.

I got some pics on an old hard drive where you can see her tats that you see in her movies.

This happened in 2013 or '14 so no clue what she is doing now.

>>674244591
fucking normies

>>674229954
How do you know Dan exactly?

>>674245063
No i'm not i still have her panties and a few pics i took after she passed out, i could absolutely ruin her but she is really nice and we still keep in touch, i have her number and snapchat and talk often to her on there.

but keep dreaming you never fucked knightley

>>674245075
small landing strip otherwise clean shaven a little meaty but its a nice pussy overall.

>>674231717
who hasn't....

>>674245636
LOL! i never met the man. i have seen him and his wife shopping at the grove though

>>674240699
Me too holy shit
Only that i fucked her 2 weeks ago when i promised to take all the fugees back that come to greece for a few billion and that ass

>>674229294
this is a fucking normie thread.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>674245671
Herhslag is a married multimillionaire mom living between Paris and Tel Aviv, im sure she has time to snapchat with lurker on /b.

>>674245063
>Hershlag
your that freak who basically lives on her and obsesses over her and emma watson lmao

seriously kill yourself faggot

>>674245247
unfortunately not. she said she tried with an ex and didnt like it at all

>>674245671
She a screamer?

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>>674245848
Did he really had forcy fun time with young icarly?

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>>674245964
i worked with her on a movie and stop calling her Hershlag she hates that name, she prefers to be called nat, and you sound like a bit of a stalker.

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>>674246019
Emma Watson is gross. Hershlag is 10/10. Dint use them in one sentence

>>674246394
lol watson is far prettier than that ugly jew whore

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>>674246538
sure

>>674246168

yeah she is very vocal, and very dominating she knew what she wanted and kept telling me how she liked it

>>674246177
i cant say. i have never been been around the guy to have witnessed him do anything. the only thing i have heard about dan is that he is very strict and demands all the actors and crew to be professional

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>>674246651
yup im sure

>>674246268
that's true she did say she hated her jewish name

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>>674246653
her reaction if she heard a fat smelly neckbeard on /b claiming she doiminated him or wanted anything to do with him

>>674246653
And how did she like it?

I won a date with Chasey Laine at a charity event in Las Vegas in 2001. She was looking good still back then and actually enjoyed going to a friend's house and playing Grand Theft Auto 3. She offered but I wasn't going to put her through that. My head was a mess from my divorce and being alone with a woman naked was more than I could take. I did get a kiss that shook my conviction though, she could lay one on.

>>674233101
>Life is goooood ;)
https://twitter.com/mirandacosgrove/status/180681023959482368

fucking kek, dude. seriously. it's surreal.

>>674247030
ROFLOL!! dude!! i can't believe you found it. thats the morning after she had the sex of her life. her best friend cat was in our restaurant one lunch time and she was telling her friend how happy she was that Miranda scored that night. our waitress overheard the conversation. and that guys friend eric spread the word around too

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>>674246958
>being this mad that someone did something with nat that he couldn't even dream of

sorry buddy but /btards do have jobs...well some of us, and i work for a studio and have worked on two movies now im not an actor etc but we do tend to get wasted on set after filming when we have nothing to do, and you get to know some of the cast and she is really down to earth and hangs out with us, just got lucky with nat.

>>674246078
haha bullshit, you didn't get anywhere near her faggot.

>>674246855
still looks fuckable

>>674247459
>she had the sex of her life.
Good for her. swallow? anal?

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>>674247793
il pass thanks

>>674247816
i have no idea. but when a woman says "Life is goooood ;)" after hooking up with a hot stud male model, im sure she swallowed, did anal, and probably made him swallow and gave him anal

>>674246708
>$180,000 per icarly episode
No way he has not his way with her. Slut was so overpaid.

>>674246959
she liked to ride but with me slamming up against her

>>674247030
bro! LOL! im impressed. your a freaking detective

>>674248067
who knows... Hollywood people are so crazy nowadays

>>674248248
anything is possible bro. we'll never know for sure till she comes out and says it happened

>>674248444
you said it bro

>>674230043
his name is dan ;)

>>674247992
kek

>>674248327
>implying anon was not Miranda or Charan all the time

>>674248778
lol you guys are cool as hell! i wish the others here on b were as cool as you all

>>674248067
>Life is goooood
a girl says that when she came five times at least

>>674249008
i believe you bro :D

>>674236620
that's charlies xcx right?