ITT: We guess poorly described movies
>lose a game of chess
>be a childish jerk about it
>3 days later
>lose another match of chess
>be a good sport about it
>a hell lotta snow
pic unrelated it's just clickbait for yall faggots
>>674208363
Is it Pawn Sacrifice starring our ol' pal spidey?
>>674208475
nope it's not even close
>>674208363
Spiderman the animated series
>the protagonist's hometown is in danger
>ayyyys
>flashy spaceships and technology
>dumb nigger
>the most beautiful hoe with some charming eyes
>time travel and shit in the sequels
>>674208554
Spiderman here, i can confirm op did not talk about me.
>>674208662
Back to the Future
>>674208733
there is no semen demon in back to the future son so try again neither are spaceships and ayyyys
>>674208811
Spiderman 5
>>674208363
hint:
>there is like 15 mins of gore in the movie
>>674208882
the spidey spam kept my thread alive for 2 hours yesterday, so thanks for the contribution
>*.mkv file
>1920x1080 @ 23.976 fps
>AAC 48Khz stereo
>has pixels moving around for over an hour
>sometimes the pixels are accompanied by sounds
>better when high
>2 dudes doing some weird science
>parallel timelines like the butterfuckingfly effect
>what's going on I'm confused as fuck
two nigger smoke pot at the end of the week
>>674209055
pineapple express on blu ray
samefagging so hard
>>674209148
back to the future 2
>three nerdy woman are actually dumb as shit
>Niggress comes n because she knows the city like an orangutan knows its cage
>woman replace men with a much worse result
>no one laughs again
>>674209148
>seeing this
I made that wallpaper
>Ghost of halloween past appears
>teaches everyone the error of their ways
>spreads spooky time cheer to punk teenage girl and jaded black man
>sick guitar solos
>>674209391
a distinctive lack of self respect in bill murray for doing a cameo on the grave of his carreer: the movie
>be funny
>drop the pizza
>cancer
>red man kills
>metal man puke
>>674209642
interstellar
>>674209478
Kung Fu Panda 2
>man is not a pedo
>everyone thinks the man is a pedo
>mr not pedo takes little girl on a "honeymoon"
>cops shoot the suspected pedo
>>674208662
Everyone Loves Raymond.
>>674209757
nope.
hint:
boring as death poetry
>>674209391
Goldeneye
>>674209732
Leon
>>674209391
Trailer for new ghostbusters
>>674209818
Frasier
>>674209718
Nope
>>674209732
Charlie and the chocolate factory
>>674209943
Kung Fu Panda 1?
mechanic and stunt driver
also into gangster shit
much feels
an real hero
>>674209148
Primer
>>674209215
Friday
>>674209883
correct
>>674210072
Twilight
>>674209642
Deadpool
>>674209732
the grifter?
>>674209148
It's obviously Inception...
>>674210184
Good work anon
>>674209642
Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>>674209929
wrong
another huge hint which might have only been in the book:
>if you want to fly all you need to do is throw yourself on the ground, get distracted, and miss the ground
>>674210086
correct
>>674208662
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Where's my (you)
>>674210072
speedy and spontaneous?
men fights bear
left to die
not dead
revenge
>>674209055
trippy.mkv
what the fuck am I watching?
>45 mins of amusing insults and running
>fat shit kills himself
>nigger too beau coup
>main character kills woman
>gay mickey mouse song
>end
>>674210300
Monsters University
>>674210428
yes, good job anon
>>674210335
Cause the movie doesn't have a sequal, threw me off at least
>>674210335
I ate it.
>>674208363
7th seal?
>>674210335
yes mofo it is
>>674210513
mucho thankerino
>>674210451
Oh shit is that that movie with the native Americans and one turns Into a bear and gets pissed and it's really sad?
I think it's called brother bear?
a nigger and a jew are doing some kung fu
>>674210488
full metal jacket
>>674208363
>be car
>>674210488
Schindler's List
>Dad with three kids
>christmas time
>invites mom home from jail
>invites cheese eating neighbour
>dad can't make son marry his ho
>son was gay for neighbour
>sons get mad at dad
>they don't kill him
>mom goes back to jail
>happily ever after
>>674210632
Kung fu panda
>>674210643
GG no re
>>674210670
NEIN!
>>674210515
i clearly stated we poorly describe our shit
a guy with a scar on his face
moves to america
gettin rich in the yayo business
>>674210732
shrek 2
>>674208363
It's the one where 2 kids play chess through a fence. One of them is a jew.
>>674208363
>aussie
>wife and kids murdered except for retard
>retard gets kidnapped
>meet lesbian
>get in deep the the sharks
>fly in to save son
>he gets out without me
>mfw
>>674209478
Hint: the protagonist is a mix of batman and the joker, but bird themed
>wear's a red suit with a spider on it
>has spider-like super powers
>is a man
>>674210837
school of rock
>>674210837
How To Train Your Dragon
>>674210902
Thor ?
>>674210904
nopes
>>674210902
superman?
>>674210902
The Dark Knight
>>674210902
Deadpool?
>>674210837
Finding Nimoy
>>674210941
nein
>>674210902
Iron Man Revenge of the Sith
>>674210660
nope it's not lightning mcqueen
>>674210812
nope, never heard of that one
hint: >we never get to know the true ending
>black, white, and red
>less jews die
>>674208363
You're gonna hate me, but - who is the girl three from the left, in between glasses and glasses?
>>674210837
kangaroo jack
>>674210902
Adolescent Non-normal Kung Fu Salmon
>>674208363
saus and more picz
>>674210660
Brum
>>674211000
Ice Age 4: Continental drift
>>674210902
it's Jessica Jones right?
>>674211093
dafuq nigga where is gore and chess in ice age
>>674211186
Extended Edition, faggot
a man is angry
no breakfast at fast foof restaurant
cola can is too expensive
bag of weapons
>OP is cowboy
>has a cowboy friend
>be in the mountains
>>674208363
>Kids and Aunt a tool
>The dude and Blue is cool
>Park goes bad
>Ending Blue is sad
>Pakistani comedian bitches over nothing.
>>674211259
let's be clear then I haven't seen the extended edition so i clearly didn't describe that movie
>>674210902
V for Vendetta
>>674211330
kek
broken back mountains
>>674211330
bareback mountain
>rich handsome billionaire
>wears a suit of iron
>is a man
>get shot by police
>come out of your sister's pussy
>dog is kill
>man is angry
>youshouldn'thavedonethat
>>674211518
wolverine
>>674208363
>Kid steals pipe tobacco
>Shoots craps
>Learns to drive
>Hates math
>>674211456
the terminator?
>>674211273
Fuck. I know it but can't remember the name.
The guy throws a hissy fit because it's just past 10 so they're not serving the breakfast menu anymore.
>>674208363
>She kinda hates her job
>He ate her job
>Drugs, brains, and fear
>Cuts off hand. What a gentlemen.
>>674211456
steel woman
>>674211606
falling down bro
>>674211456
Spider man is amazing
>>674211273
the hunger games
>>674211456
>>674211456
the wizard of oz
>>674211580
worong
>>674211518
that keanu reeves one
>be white guy
>south africa
>niggers are bad
>refugees are worse
>got to evict them
>niggers eat the refugees
>another day in paradise
>>674211607
Pretty creative way of describing it anon.
>>674211786
the jungle book
>>674208363
would rape all.
not only once.
>>674211456
that one with jonny depp isnt it? fuck whats it called, steel guy?
>kid gets in trouble with the feds
>moves to new city
>instaboner for chick
>meets spic, hobo, dumb shit and nigger
>1507, faggot
>entertain each other by harassing other nigger
>shit disguise
>needs more tits at end
>>674211800
You got it! And thanks.
>>674211878
12 angry men
>>674211786
District 9
>>674211765
yea it's John Wick
>>674211915
Nope
>has a shield
>is a captain
>American
>>674211518
John Wick
or
Shooter
>>674212087
You don't mess with Zohan
>>674212087
sex and the city 2
>>674212087
Paul Blart?
>Two middle aged men
>Road trip
>Driving custom made van
>Plays in a band
>>674212183
american history x
>ring gets destroyed
>>674212087
the human shield
Annoying neighbors baby
Kill people
>Piss weak
>joins army
>does drugs
>kills nazi+++
>gets frozen
>planecrash
>zambies
>not really zambies
>tactical nukes
>>674208363
>it's the stone age
>no it's the future
>well now it's the present
>oh now it's actual futuristic
>it's the sixtiees
>it's the thirties
>I don't even
>the stone age was the future all along
>>674212183
dumb n dumber
>stop swearing
>stop making jokes
>shit hell on earth we dun goof'd
>it was those fucking canadians i knew it
>who the fuck is brian boitana?
>>674212259
capt'n merica
>>674212259
frozen
>>674209148
Prededtination?
>>674210451
>>674210607
-_- easy. It wont the oscar for best picture. Revenant.
>>674209055
A Serbian Film
>>674210787
scarface -_-
>>674212259
That Disney film with princess Elsa ?
>drive car
>>674212266
call of duty mw2
>>674212236
Wagners Ring Cycle
>awesome movie
>one of the first few of its kind
>has american remake from scene to scene with a less hot bitch
>has moneygrab sequels
>>674208363
Guy dies
Not really
Guy starves
Not really
Guy really far away
Everything turns out okay
>>674209732
God Bless the USA
>>674211344
Meet the Patels?
>>674212266
world war brad pitt
>italian boy fucks prostitute
>she gets gangbanged by old angry women
>britney_2007.jpg
>>674212505
saving private ryan in space
>>674212547
Nope.
>>674212390
the Lion King ?
>>674212494
the ring
>>674212505
Throwaway
>>674209757
HHGTTG
>>674211004
Schindler's List
>>674212572
nope
>it's the government
>>674212591
I have a feeling you know.
>man try to do a cook but no easy
>rat no how to do a good one
>man save a rat so he can do a cook
>no one like a rat so leave
>rat make a food
>cockmeatsandwich
>>674212659
Neg.
>>674212716
The Incredibles 4
>>674212716
French Rattata
>>674212716
the grinch
>>674212716
Ratatouille
>>674208363
that's a whole load of trash in a single space, right there
fucking whores
>>674209148
Weird science?
>>674212626
nope
>>674212716
ratticate ouie
>>674212626
nah bro can't be the ring he didn't mention low budget and gay as aids
>>674212270
umm long shot but Planet of the Apes?
>>674212494
[rec]
>a train won't stop
>>674210902
Pedobear the movie?
>>674212295
South park Movie
>>674211607
Saw
>>674212246
rosemary's baby ?
>>674212932
correct
>>674208363
this is kind of how i see every dating app ever.
>>674212759
Harold and Kumar
>>674212259
star wars 5
>>674212494
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Except I thought the American girl was hotter
>>674210660
That Disney movie with the beetle?
>>674212969
Someone already got it right.
>>674213042
except it was
>>674212932
>>674212270
cloud atlas
>>674212494
the grudge
>Super low budget
>"Horror"
>Cult 12-13 year old following
>gave me aids
>>674211273
Falling Down
>>674208891
>boy finds pain
>goes to release pain to everyone
>lots of snow and a baby
>>674213067
ants
>>674212916
no, good geuss tho
>>674212933
snowpiercer
>>674212183
Whoa excellent adventure?
>>674212947
HAHAHA
NO YOU FUCKING TWAT
It's South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.
AHAHA ARE YOU SOME SORT OF SPECIAL!?
>Is kid
>Family is kill
>Joins group
>Kills people
>Does what leader says
>Abandons leader
>>674213098
spot on, well done
his name was Ryan Collins!
>>674213098
ahh! OF course!
>>674212270
The time machine
>>674212236
Anal sluts III ?
>>674213107
Twilight
>>674213214
>Whoa excellent adventure?
Nope
>>674208363
holy shit still noone guessed this.. anons failed yesterday as well
another clue:
>i think the nigger was an ayyy in the end we will never know
>>674212270
Cloud Atlas
>>674213224
yes.
>>674213206
no,
nigger in leading role.
>animals in a zoo
>lion like a zoo
>zebra want no zoo
>animal go do a boat
>monkey do a sing
>lion bite a zebra butt
>>674213327
yup
>>674213252
nah
>>674213107
paranormal activity
>>674213245
Fight club
>>674213370
Unstoppable
>>674213413
Madagascar
>>674213413
Star Wars
>>674213413
it's totally open season and not madagascra
>>674209478
The Crow
>>674213413
Makadaksa yo
deyyoooo
deeeeyyyoooooo
daylight coming she want to go hom
>>674213413
The Gods Must Be Crazy
>>674213318
Searching for Bobby Fischer?
>>674210072
Drive
>>674213107
Sparkly vampire pedo?
>>674213436
You are correct good sir
>Michael Cera plays as a socially awkward teenager
>>674213233
Leon again
>release = kil
>kid finds love pain joy and sadness
>goes with speshul baby to save le world
>guy hits puberty
>falls for first girl he sees
>puts pussy on a pedestal
>she gets preggers
>guy doesn't know how to plan well
>ends up an old man's bitch
This might be too easy.
>>674213546
Correct, surprised it took someone that long tbh
>Get car accident
>Rain hard
>Find shelter
>Wake up
>Eat poop
>girl born
>feels everywhere
>changes city
>feelsbadman
>emotional adventure all the way
>tries to leave home
>comeback, cries, talk
>everything is fine
>>674213726
The human centipede.
>>674213653
Every michael cera movie ever
>>674208363
> yakuza movie
> WFT end scene
>>674210632
Rush Hour
>Tom Hanks is a cast away on an island all by himself
>He's the only actor for most of the film, the rest of the cast are away
>learns to fish by making a rod and then he casts the line away from him, towards the ocean
>eventually rescued, and after years is cast away back into the world he has forgotten
>>674213581
this movie is like 10-11 years older
>sell mobile
>gets high with nigger friend
>mom's getting higher too
>drugs are missing
>fuck up everything trying to get more
>nigger cries in fethal position
>gf cries in fethal position
>mom cries in fethal position
>cries in fetahl position
>>674213710
American Pie? Saving Silverman? Some other Jason Biggs outrageous teenage sex romp?
>>674213896
Forrest Gump?
>old man wife do a die
>wanna crash house into waterfall
>balloons make house go a fly
>angry doggos do a bite
>>674210902
The Santa Clause
>>674213896
Survivor: Tom Hanks editio
>>674214000
i love requiem for a dream anon you are my nigga
>>674210902
Arachnaphobia
>>674214034
"Up"
>>674214006
No, no and no but I have to hand it to you- I I didn't expect those guesses.
>>674213896
This is definitely a metaphor for the new ghostbusters movie
>>674212236
brokeback mountain?
>>674214034
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