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ITT: We guess poorly described movies

>lose a game of chess
>be a childish jerk about it
>3 days later
>lose another match of chess
>be a good sport about it
>a hell lotta snow

pic unrelated it's just clickbait for yall faggots
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>>674208363
Is it Pawn Sacrifice starring our ol' pal spidey?
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>>674208475
nope it's not even close
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>>674208363
Spiderman the animated series
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>the protagonist's hometown is in danger
>ayyyys
>flashy spaceships and technology
>dumb nigger
>the most beautiful hoe with some charming eyes
>time travel and shit in the sequels
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>>674208554
Spiderman here, i can confirm op did not talk about me.
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>>674208662
Back to the Future
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>>674208733
there is no semen demon in back to the future son so try again neither are spaceships and ayyyys
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>>674208811
Spiderman 5
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>>674208363
hint:
>there is like 15 mins of gore in the movie
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>>674208882
the spidey spam kept my thread alive for 2 hours yesterday, so thanks for the contribution
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>*.mkv file
>1920x1080 @ 23.976 fps
>AAC 48Khz stereo
>has pixels moving around for over an hour
>sometimes the pixels are accompanied by sounds
>better when high
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>2 dudes doing some weird science
>parallel timelines like the butterfuckingfly effect
>what's going on I'm confused as fuck
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two nigger smoke pot at the end of the week
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>>674209055
pineapple express on blu ray
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samefagging so hard
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>>674209148
back to the future 2
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>three nerdy woman are actually dumb as shit
>Niggress comes n because she knows the city like an orangutan knows its cage
>woman replace men with a much worse result
>no one laughs again
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>>674209148
>seeing this
I made that wallpaper
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>Ghost of halloween past appears
>teaches everyone the error of their ways
>spreads spooky time cheer to punk teenage girl and jaded black man
>sick guitar solos
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>>674209391
a distinctive lack of self respect in bill murray for doing a cameo on the grave of his carreer: the movie
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>be funny
>drop the pizza
>cancer
>red man kills
>metal man puke
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>>674209642
interstellar
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>>674209478
Kung Fu Panda 2
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>man is not a pedo
>everyone thinks the man is a pedo
>mr not pedo takes little girl on a "honeymoon"
>cops shoot the suspected pedo
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>>674208662
Everyone Loves Raymond.
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>>674209757
nope.
hint:
boring as death poetry
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>>674209391
Goldeneye
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>>674209732
Leon
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>>674209391
Trailer for new ghostbusters
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>>674209818
Frasier
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>>674209718
Nope
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>>674209732
Charlie and the chocolate factory
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>>674209943
Kung Fu Panda 1?
>>
mechanic and stunt driver
also into gangster shit
much feels
an real hero
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>>674209148
Primer
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>>674209215
Friday
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>>674209883
correct
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>>674210072
Twilight
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>>674209642
Deadpool
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>>674209732

the grifter?
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>>674209148
It's obviously Inception...
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>>674210184
Good work anon
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>>674209642

Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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>>674209929
wrong
another huge hint which might have only been in the book:
>if you want to fly all you need to do is throw yourself on the ground, get distracted, and miss the ground

>>674210086
correct
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>>674208662
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Where's my (you)
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>>674210072
speedy and spontaneous?
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men fights bear
left to die
not dead
revenge
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>>674209055
trippy.mkv
what the fuck am I watching?
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>45 mins of amusing insults and running
>fat shit kills himself
>nigger too beau coup
>main character kills woman
>gay mickey mouse song
>end
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>>674210300
Monsters University
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>>674210428
yes, good job anon
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>>674210335
Cause the movie doesn't have a sequal, threw me off at least
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>>674210335
I ate it.
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>>674208363
7th seal?
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>>674210335

yes mofo it is
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>>674210513
mucho thankerino
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>>674210451
Oh shit is that that movie with the native Americans and one turns Into a bear and gets pissed and it's really sad?
I think it's called brother bear?
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a nigger and a jew are doing some kung fu
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>>674210488
full metal jacket
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>>674208363
>be car
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>>674210488
Schindler's List
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>Dad with three kids
>christmas time
>invites mom home from jail
>invites cheese eating neighbour
>dad can't make son marry his ho
>son was gay for neighbour
>sons get mad at dad
>they don't kill him
>mom goes back to jail
>happily ever after
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>>674210632
Kung fu panda
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>>674210643

GG no re

>>674210670

NEIN!
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>>674210515
i clearly stated we poorly describe our shit
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a guy with a scar on his face
moves to america
gettin rich in the yayo business
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>>674210732
shrek 2
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>>674208363
It's the one where 2 kids play chess through a fence. One of them is a jew.
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>>674208363
>aussie
>wife and kids murdered except for retard
>retard gets kidnapped
>meet lesbian
>get in deep the the sharks
>fly in to save son
>he gets out without me
>mfw
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>>674209478
Hint: the protagonist is a mix of batman and the joker, but bird themed
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>wear's a red suit with a spider on it
>has spider-like super powers
>is a man
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>>674210837
school of rock
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>>674210837
How To Train Your Dragon
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>>674210902
Thor ?
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>>674210904
nopes
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>>674210902
superman?
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>>674210902
The Dark Knight
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>>674210902
Deadpool?
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>>674210837
Finding Nimoy
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>>674210941
nein
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>>674210902
Iron Man Revenge of the Sith
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>>674210660
nope it's not lightning mcqueen
>>674210812
nope, never heard of that one

hint: >we never get to know the true ending
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>black, white, and red
>less jews die
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>>674208363
You're gonna hate me, but - who is the girl three from the left, in between glasses and glasses?
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>>674210837
kangaroo jack
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>>674210902

Adolescent Non-normal Kung Fu Salmon
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>>674208363

saus and more picz
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>>674210660
Brum
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>>674211000
Ice Age 4: Continental drift
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>>674210902
it's Jessica Jones right?
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>>674211093
dafuq nigga where is gore and chess in ice age
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>>674211186

Extended Edition, faggot
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a man is angry
no breakfast at fast foof restaurant
cola can is too expensive
bag of weapons
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>>674210977
ja
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>OP is cowboy
>has a cowboy friend
>be in the mountains
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>>674208363
>Kids and Aunt a tool
>The dude and Blue is cool
>Park goes bad
>Ending Blue is sad
>Pakistani comedian bitches over nothing.
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>>674211259
let's be clear then I haven't seen the extended edition so i clearly didn't describe that movie
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>>674210902
V for Vendetta
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>>674211330
kek

broken back mountains
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>>674211330
bareback mountain
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>rich handsome billionaire
>wears a suit of iron
>is a man
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>get shot by police
>come out of your sister's pussy
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>dog is kill
>man is angry
>youshouldn'thavedonethat
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>>674211518
wolverine
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>>674208363
>Kid steals pipe tobacco
>Shoots craps
>Learns to drive
>Hates math
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>>674211456
the terminator?
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>>674211273
Fuck. I know it but can't remember the name.
The guy throws a hissy fit because it's just past 10 so they're not serving the breakfast menu anymore.
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>>674208363
>She kinda hates her job
>He ate her job
>Drugs, brains, and fear
>Cuts off hand. What a gentlemen.
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>>674211456
steel woman
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>>674211606
falling down bro
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>>674211456
Spider man is amazing
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>>674211273
the hunger games
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>>674211456
>>674211456
the wizard of oz
>>674211580
worong
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>>674211518
that keanu reeves one
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>be white guy
>south africa
>niggers are bad
>refugees are worse
>got to evict them
>niggers eat the refugees
>another day in paradise
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>>674211607
Pretty creative way of describing it anon.
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>>674211786
the jungle book
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>>674208363
would rape all.
not only once.
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>>674211456
that one with jonny depp isnt it? fuck whats it called, steel guy?
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>kid gets in trouble with the feds
>moves to new city
>instaboner for chick
>meets spic, hobo, dumb shit and nigger
>1507, faggot
>entertain each other by harassing other nigger
>shit disguise
>needs more tits at end
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>>674211800
You got it! And thanks.
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>>674211878
12 angry men
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>>674211786
District 9
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>>674211765
yea it's John Wick
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>>674211915

Nope
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>has a shield
>is a captain
>American
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>>674211518
John Wick
or
Shooter
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>>674212087
You don't mess with Zohan
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>>674212087
sex and the city 2
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>>674212087
Paul Blart?
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>Two middle aged men
>Road trip
>Driving custom made van
>Plays in a band
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>>674212183
american history x
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>ring gets destroyed
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>>674212087
the human shield
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Annoying neighbors baby
Kill people
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>Piss weak
>joins army
>does drugs
>kills nazi+++
>gets frozen
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>planecrash
>zambies
>not really zambies
>tactical nukes
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>>674208363
>it's the stone age
>no it's the future
>well now it's the present
>oh now it's actual futuristic
>it's the sixtiees
>it's the thirties
>I don't even
>the stone age was the future all along
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>>674212183
dumb n dumber
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>stop swearing
>stop making jokes
>shit hell on earth we dun goof'd
>it was those fucking canadians i knew it
>who the fuck is brian boitana?
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>>674212259
capt'n merica
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>>674212259
frozen
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>>674209148
Prededtination?
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>>674210451
>>674210607
-_- easy. It wont the oscar for best picture. Revenant.
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>>674212279
>>674212225
Nope
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>>674209055
A Serbian Film
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>>674210787
scarface -_-
>>
>>674212259
That Disney film with princess Elsa ?
>>
>drive car
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>>674212266
call of duty mw2
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>>674212236
Wagners Ring Cycle
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>awesome movie
>one of the first few of its kind
>has american remake from scene to scene with a less hot bitch
>has moneygrab sequels
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>>674208363
Guy dies
Not really
Guy starves
Not really
Guy really far away
Everything turns out okay
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>>674209732
God Bless the USA
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>>674211344
Meet the Patels?
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>>674212266
world war brad pitt
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>italian boy fucks prostitute
>she gets gangbanged by old angry women
>britney_2007.jpg
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>>674212505
saving private ryan in space
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>>674212547
Nope.
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>>674212390
the Lion King ?
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>>674212494
the ring
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>>674212505
Throwaway
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>>674209757
HHGTTG
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>>674211004
Schindler's List
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>>674212572
nope

>it's the government
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>>674212591
I have a feeling you know.
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>man try to do a cook but no easy
>rat no how to do a good one
>man save a rat so he can do a cook
>no one like a rat so leave
>rat make a food
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>cockmeatsandwich
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>>674212659
Neg.
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>>674212716
The Incredibles 4
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>>674212716
French Rattata
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>>674212716
the grinch
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>>674212716
Ratatouille
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>>674208363
that's a whole load of trash in a single space, right there

fucking whores
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>>674209148
Weird science?
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>>674212626
nope

>>674212716
ratticate ouie
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>>674212626
nah bro can't be the ring he didn't mention low budget and gay as aids
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>>674212270
umm long shot but Planet of the Apes?
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>>674212494
[rec]
>>
>a train won't stop
>>
>>674210902
Pedobear the movie?
>>
>>674212295
South park Movie
>>
>>674211607
Saw
>>
>>674212246
rosemary's baby ?
>>
>>674212932
correct
>>
>>674208363
this is kind of how i see every dating app ever.
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>>674212759
Harold and Kumar
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>>674212259
star wars 5
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>>674212494
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Except I thought the American girl was hotter
>>
>>674210660
That Disney movie with the beetle?
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>>674212969
Someone already got it right.
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>>674213042
except it was
>>674212932
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>>674212270
cloud atlas
>>
>>674212494
the grudge
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>Super low budget
>"Horror"
>Cult 12-13 year old following
>gave me aids
>>
>>674211273
Falling Down
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>>674208891
>boy finds pain
>goes to release pain to everyone
>lots of snow and a baby
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>>674213067
ants
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>>674212916
no, good geuss tho
>>
>>674212933
snowpiercer
>>
>>674212183
Whoa excellent adventure?
>>
>>674212947
HAHAHA

NO YOU FUCKING TWAT

It's South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.

AHAHA ARE YOU SOME SORT OF SPECIAL!?
>>
>Is kid
>Family is kill
>Joins group
>Kills people
>Does what leader says
>Abandons leader
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>>674213098
spot on, well done
>>
his name was Ryan Collins!
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>>674213098
ahh! OF course!
>>
>>674212270
The time machine
>>
>>674212236
Anal sluts III ?
>>
>>674213107
Twilight
>>
>>674213214
>Whoa excellent adventure?
Nope
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>>674208363
holy shit still noone guessed this.. anons failed yesterday as well

another clue:

>i think the nigger was an ayyy in the end we will never know
>>
>>674212270
Cloud Atlas
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>>674213224
yes.
>>
>>674213206
no,
nigger in leading role.
>>
>animals in a zoo
>lion like a zoo
>zebra want no zoo
>animal go do a boat
>monkey do a sing
>lion bite a zebra butt
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>>674213327
yup
>>674213252
nah
>>
>>674213107
paranormal activity
>>
>>674213245
Fight club
>>
>>674213370
Unstoppable
>>
>>674213413
Madagascar
>>
>>674213413
Star Wars
>>
>>674213413
it's totally open season and not madagascra
>>
>>674209478
The Crow
>>
>>674213413
Makadaksa yo

deyyoooo

deeeeyyyoooooo

daylight coming she want to go hom
>>
>>674213413

The Gods Must Be Crazy
>>
>>674213318
Searching for Bobby Fischer?
>>
>>674210072

Drive
>>
>>674213107
Sparkly vampire pedo?
>>
>>674213436
You are correct good sir
>>
>Michael Cera plays as a socially awkward teenager
>>
>>674213233
Leon again
>>
>release = kil
>kid finds love pain joy and sadness
>goes with speshul baby to save le world
>>
>guy hits puberty
>falls for first girl he sees
>puts pussy on a pedestal
>she gets preggers
>guy doesn't know how to plan well
>ends up an old man's bitch

This might be too easy.
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>>674213546
Correct, surprised it took someone that long tbh
>>
>Get car accident
>Rain hard
>Find shelter
>Wake up
>Eat poop
>>
>girl born
>feels everywhere
>changes city
>feelsbadman
>emotional adventure all the way
>tries to leave home
>comeback, cries, talk
>everything is fine
>>
>>674213726
The human centipede.
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>>674213653
Every michael cera movie ever
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>>674208363

> yakuza movie
> WFT end scene
>>
>>674210632

Rush Hour
>>
>Tom Hanks is a cast away on an island all by himself
>He's the only actor for most of the film, the rest of the cast are away
>learns to fish by making a rod and then he casts the line away from him, towards the ocean
>eventually rescued, and after years is cast away back into the world he has forgotten
>>
>>674213581
this movie is like 10-11 years older
>>
>sell mobile
>gets high with nigger friend
>mom's getting higher too
>drugs are missing
>fuck up everything trying to get more
>nigger cries in fethal position
>gf cries in fethal position
>mom cries in fethal position
>cries in fetahl position
>>
>>674213710
American Pie? Saving Silverman? Some other Jason Biggs outrageous teenage sex romp?
>>
>>674213896
Forrest Gump?
>>
>old man wife do a die
>wanna crash house into waterfall
>balloons make house go a fly
>angry doggos do a bite
>>
>>674210902

The Santa Clause
>>
>>674213896
Survivor: Tom Hanks editio
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>>674214000
i love requiem for a dream anon you are my nigga
>>
>>674210902

Arachnaphobia
>>
>>674214034
"Up"
>>
>>674214006
No, no and no but I have to hand it to you- I I didn't expect those guesses.
>>
>>674213896
This is definitely a metaphor for the new ghostbusters movie
>>
>>674212236
brokeback mountain?
>>
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>>674214034
up...
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