GOTTA LIVE FOR SATAN
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GOTTA LIVE FOR SATAN
i need to inspect lemon's taint for scientific studies
that was a bullshit move David
>>674177210
It's too hairy.
>>674177210
you and I will share notes on it.
>>674177308
That is lewd, sir.
>>674177210
I'm sorry, I don't believe in science.
>>674177273
it was legal
>>674177253
being a bear is okay
>>674177506
for the sake of science
>>674177533
well science is going to fuck you in the ass
>>674177630
This escalated quickly from a simple observational experiment.
I wonder when we will get the first angry response from some idiot waltzing into thread not expecting fur.
>>674177533
I'm lewd dude~
>>674177630
yes science! for the future of humanity!
>>674177577
Copy pasta'd from the last thread
I wouldn't say bear mode. But he's a bigger guy yeah. I'm like 6ft1 and 130 pounds. He's 6ft1 and 210 pounds. (Most is muscle except for his belly area)
>>674177570
Sounds hot as fuck.
⤜(ᵔ▾ᵔ)⤏
>>674177799
Hopefully soon, let's spice this shit up.
>>674177789
it was the plan the entire time
>>674177848
yes!
>>674177577
As if you would know.
>>674177933
He doesn't like it. I don't mind~ I love him for who he is.
>>674178007
That's a girl, Ew!
>>674178033
we will win all the science prizes!!!!!!
>>674177848
Maybe you should tone it down to a respectable level.
>>674178033
You're a devious bastard.
>>674177057
lol what he doin
>>674178260
That's very sweet of you.
>>674178337
we just need to uncover the secrets of lemon's taint
>>674178384
thank you
Gunna request a lot more paw stuff... if that's okay >///>
>>674178336
Honestly, I can't tell anymore... Fucking furries
>>674178384
>>674178471
the taint hold the secret to immortality
>>674178415
I unno, I'm just a pretty easy going person. I met him 8 years ago now and I've always loved him for who he was. Just the kinda person I am I guess ^^'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nO_P4BH4pA
>>674178606
No you don't twinkie-poo.
>>674178659
I've seen it in the Eye of Anus.
>>674178471
But you still cannot access my taint.
>>674178659
You would know, seeing as how you are one.
>>674178529
You can request until your keyboard falls apart but I don't know of many people here who take requests let alone like paws too
We like it more when you contribute things you like
>>674178790
I am no twink
>>674178529
Like this?
Also, have you tried going up to your husbando and angry-lustfully saying, "I need dick... NOW!"
>>674178881
Currently working on it. Considering all my art is paw related. >/////>
>>674178881
We'll take requests, or at least I will, I just don't have paws. I'm not THAT weird... yet.
>>674178910
We all know you're an effeminate twink.
>>674178866
is that an insult?
>>674178828
aye. I've seen it too, lad.
>>674179248
Okay then.
>>674178866
dang
>>674177057
Is that bill Clinton? or am i hallucinating
>>674179081
Yes! anything with pads is bonus points <3
And also yes, Infact at one point I actually went in and said "Hey, look, I REALLY wanna have your fat dick crammed in me. Can we PLEASE do it?" And I got "Uhhh, well, maybe some other time I'm not in the mood" - A year and a half ago.
#WallofText
>>674179411
both
>>674179283
Do you not want to be a taint?
>>674179403
I'm sorry, my taint belongs to another.
>>674179097
>>/////>
please stop
>>674179538
i'm not taking it
i just need to see it for science
>>674179620
But anon-chan! >////>
>>674179538
I would love to be one.
>>674179514
How do you know he has a fat cock?
>>674179411
It's actually steve wozniac
>>674179840
He's my husband.
>>674179767
Why don't you make an avatar and join in the real faggotry
emoticons are just tacky, at least here, Skype they're acceptable
>>674179852
steve wozniac!?! that mac guy?
>>674180094
Make an avatar? I'm not sure I follow.
>>674180094
>>674180094
>>674180094
>>674180061
So you saw his dick but never got a dicking?
Have you considered that maybe he's really a bottom?
>>674180254
Nah, the shamwow guy
>>674180271
You look around for recurring pictures of the same character with different emotions, crop them into displayable sized thumbnails, attach them to posts, piss off the mods. It's simple. Much more homosexual than just basic emoticons.
>>674180468
It's a bit more complicated than that. We fool around sometimes. But just no sex.
>>674179786
Then it's not an insult ;3
>>674179686
I'm not some sort of whore, posting pictures of my taint all over the Internet.
>>674180609
What stops you from going all the way?
>>674180595
Ahh, I see your point. Well, I would. but that's a LOT of effort. I used to have a reaction folder somewhere but I don't know if I lost it during my reinstall of win7.
>>674180609
How the fuck do you even live
How does it not lead to sex?
>>674180802
To be 100% honest. I'm not sure. The story changes every time I ask. Which has been maybe 10 times now?
so like what? wanna do somethin guys?
>>674180659
i'm not asking you to do that
>>674180860
I dunno. I guess we're both a bit more controlled in that retrospect. Although don't get me wrong, I DO want it. Just, I guess it's not happening.
>>674181120
i am already doing something
>>674181120
like sleep because that sounds better every second
>>674181158
Is it control or is it just flat out he's uninterested?
>>674180841
>a lot of effort
I have five folders each a sit down session with Irfanview that took me maybe an hour each totaling over 1500 pictures.
I do not accept your excuses young man
>>674181120
no
never
I just want to lie here
>>674181129
Well one thing leads to another and...
>>674181028
Maybe you should try and set the mood better? Have you tried a memorable romantic evening?
this thred
is just 2 hot 4 u
>>674181313
He is, we've talked about it before. We wouldn't do anything at all if he wasn't, just. I dunno. >>674181338
Hey man, look. If I spend an hour doing that. That's 1 less hour of paws and hot dog dicks I get to look at. Is that what you want? Because I certainly don't.
Yeah, that's it. Just sliiiide that D in here...
>>674181524
:3c hi
>>674181450
ah, fine
keep your taint
gonna go to sleep, see you all later
>>674181428
i don't have any ideas but i like the enthusiasm! think i can hold up a local mom pap store tomorrow lol
>>674181682
I-I mean, if you really want it...
Nighty night~
>>674181703
yes
absolutely do that
break all their stuff too
>>674181656
unf~
>>674181668
What's up kattenbutt?
>>674181703
that's illegal
>>674181905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs
>>674181619
I think your priorities are clear at this point.
Ighty, it's bed time for me. I gotta pack for a con tomorrow. I dunno if any of you use twitter or FA, but on FA I'm under xx2tailsxx and twitter is GGO ChippTheFox.
Have a good night guys!
>>674181959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTt-kfPvRks
>>674181883
not much. being a lazy butt and watching the tele~
soup with you?
oh hey eddy
>>674182026
I gotta get by some how... God knows this 12 hour work shift shit is killing me slowly... Night dude.
>>674181822
>674181822
>>674181905
HAhahaha i've been robbin this store of tootesie rolls since i was 6.
>>674177057
This is how i do it, pizza style
http://www.streamboobs.com/kimmilan/
>>674182216
Oh so you're the fellow 12 hour shifter, cool I did the same until I was furloughed
Well peace then friend get some sleep.
Thread needs more Eddy in short miniskirts.
>>674182091
At least he doesn't go around making farting noises with his arm like you.
>>674182056
Damn, the audio is so scratchy on that scene
>>674182091
I got back from my twerk at werk, chilling tonight eating sour patch watermelon gummies.
>>674182145
How are you doing?
>>674182486
hey I can't help what my arm fat does! so what if it rubs and slaps making fart noises?!
>>674182597
mmm. I'm enjoying some rice cakes~
>>674182457
literally me
Kitty, bring me Eddy.
bums
>>674183823
your wish is my command!
>>674183923
tits
>>674184127
noooooo
>>674184187
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>674184399
Only if they're man boobs.
>>674184477
only if they are womanly titties~
I'm not seeing an Eddy on my doorstep, kitty.
>>674184950
I'm just wrapping him up and about to ship him
>>674185011
just embrace them
Cotton Eyed Joe is old as hell.
>>674185650
I forgot to punch holes in the box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
>you'll never get an Eddy
>>674185777
The original folk song or the one that everyone actually knows?
>>674186000
those trips confirm a delivery to your residence.
i wanna eat rice cakes with katten~
>>674185836
Damnit, kitty.
>>674186276
they are very crunchy~
>>674186343
I'm the worst ;~;
>>674186707
thats a pretty cool cat~
>>674187192
2deep
whoops got distracted sorting porn
Found an old image sorter made it too easy
>>674187227
thank you kitten~
how are you anyway
>>674187566
hola
>>674187645
doing ok right meow~ thanks for asking
how're you doing?
