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>>674164332
Old thread reached limit. Continued here.
Shit is getting so savage I'm scared she may kill me or herself
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>>674170668
Bump
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hump de bump
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Current responses
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I unfurled a paperclip, bent the wire around my flaccid cock and twisted the ends together like a bread tie. Every half hour I turn it another 180 degrees and i still dont see any blood. Eventually my cock will fall off and I'll be complete.
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>>674171083
End it bitch, be a hero
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>>674170668
My friend Adrian said he wants to fuck you Bruce lee style also can you cook bacon.
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Whoaaaaaaaaaaa
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let's wrestle Brother
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Im going to have to give this thread 5 bags out of 5 bags of popcorn
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>>674171083
psychopath
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I really just want to see your tits again, then I'll cuddle
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>>674171083
If you want me to forgive you move your ass here and suck my big cock ok?

(english is not my main)
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>>674170668
I'll admit it I'm gay
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Send a dick pic
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hey
wanna bang one more time?
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>>674170668
Can you jack me and my 11 friends off while I play Tom Clancy the division butt naked.
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Just a sec, sister is in the shower, gotta take some pics from the keyhole
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>>674171869
Winrar
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>>674170668
Typical slut chat bitch "i hope you know you hurt me" pfft get outta here you chat ass hoe
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>>674171083
Poop emoji.
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>>674171899
.rar
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>>674171853
I can roll for this
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>>674171869
>>69 winrar
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>>674170668
"Look, bitch. I've still got nudes, but I will let you suck my dick for a night if you swallow. You could change my mind, but I get a blowjob either way".
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>>674172033
GG
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>>674171869
69rar
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>>674172033
DAMN

OP IS KILL
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>>674171899
this
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So. Do you also have erectile dysfunction?
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>>674170668
Sooooo... what post numbers determine the gets? Not everyone was in the last thread, dummy.
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>>674172122
Offbyonekillmyself.jpeg
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>>674172512

Last one was trips and I think it was a great response so I'm going to keep that
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>>674171708
This was a clear 6 bagger for me. I thought OP was great in it and I even liked the kameo appearance of his psycho girlfriend.
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>>674171708
I too will give this five bags of popcorn. And two face-shot selfies that fail to show a girl's overweight body.
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>>674171899
Rellolol
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Link rest of conversation
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Fuckin shit m8 cya
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Just in case as usual. I always file a report on threads like these to the mods and FBI.

fbi.gov
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>>674171083

Send me a picture of your bare ass within the next 5 minutes or I'll tell your boyfriend.
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>>674172900
B8 is too easy
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>>674172900
Wait till i get tripz so they can witness it
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>>674172900
Shut up white knight faggot. This bait is sour and smells like day old cum. You cannot hide behind your dubs. You will be b&
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>>674172940
Rollypolly
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>>674172900
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>>674171083
yeah you cheated on me and I'm the asshole. sure
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>>674173195

You realize it takes 10 seconds to file a report? The bait/joke is on you. haha.

fbi.gov if anyone else wants to participate.
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>>674173302
she didnt cheat on him
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OP IS KILL
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I'm joking silly! I still want to hook up. I just wanna make sure you're serious!
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>>674173631
rolling for this
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>>674173341
Get that faggot ass shit out of here. It's shit bait and everyone knows you can't moderate an international board like that. Especially on in the US where freedom of speech protects everything in this fucking board. Go guzzle cum you worthless piece of shit
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>>674173631
roll
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>>674170668
Say "eat your dads ass"
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I want to use your hair as a cumrag
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>>674173432
i know
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>>674173631
rollin'
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>>674173631
rolll
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>>674172900
gr8 b8 m8
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Send her all the lyrics to with arms wide open by creed
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>>674173631
rolling all day
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>>674173631
please op I feel bad for her
and i'm a dude
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Hands in the air fucking stoners. Got a tip there was some paraphernalia in the area.
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Woo, I gave you my money, I gave you my time
Why you wanna hurt me, girl
Are you serious, I'm just curious
Why you wanna hurt me, girl

Just because you're not for real
Why you wanna hurt me, girl
Just because you're not for real
Why you wanna hurt me, girl
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>>674173631
Roll this or give her a stream site to become an hero
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I'm sorry. I'm not the best joker. Can I come over... I'll bring mustard
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Missed last thread; do you have the rest?
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>>674173631
fuckin' roll for fucks sake
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Even though you cheated on me, if you send me an asshole pic spread wide, I'll overlook.
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>>674174171

Ain't gon' fine no dubs on me, officer.
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>>674173631
rol
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>>674173631
rrrrrrroooooooooollllllllll
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>>674174171
this niqqa's face looks like the shit I took 2 minutes ago

please consider suicide
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>>674173631
r--r-r-r-r-roll
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>>674173631
they see me rollin', they checkin'
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Nipular Area
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>>674173631
Roll
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>>674174218
https://youtu.be/zSsXRWhfN3w
reroll
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>>674173631
roll. getting bored now OP.
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/B/ having empathy for a girl wtf
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It doesnttake that long to screenshot, op.
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>>674174777
CHECKUM TRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>674174777
KILL ME PLS FUCK THIS ROLL FOR THE SOLUTION >>674173631
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>>674173631
rolling faster than a fat kid on a hill
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OP is dead guys, abort thread
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>>674171173
Why, how do you feel brother.
Also, pix no?
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FUCK THIS IM THE TRIPS FIX THIS MEN
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>>674174218
rollololol
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>>674174867
Trips has been moved to a reroll for >>674173631
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>>674174813
this guy is a fucking asshole
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Posting every thing that was discussed so far
>Her: I is drunk
>Her: Kraken hits hard
>Me: Yup
>Her: And everclear is amazing
>Her: ...I wanna cuddle
>Her: Wil you please cuddle with me :(
This is where I let 4chan take over
>Me: I don't do cuddles i just fuck hardcore in the ass while im choking the bitch... so im on my way...
>Her: Your an ass
>Her: Why do you have to be an ass. Like you cared about me last semester....it really hurt thst you are being a complete asshole right now....
>Her: I hope you know you hurt me.
>Me: And you're a cheater, but I'm willing to overlook that
>Her: Fuck you. I hope you fucking just Ahhhhhhhh FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
>Her: Fuck you like seriously!!!!!!

This took mad long to type, reading the trips now
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>>674174777
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>>674175221
I fix my mistake sorry QAQ>>674174993
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>>674173631
>>674174291
Re-roll for either
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I'm deciding with >>674175069 being a 69 roll I will change the roll to >>674173631
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>>674175319
Perfect.
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>>674175171
If she a decent girl you done goofed lol.
Still funny though. I ain't got nothing to lose.
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>>674173631
This deserves the trips.
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They see me rollin .. im trippin
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>>674173631
Role
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"I'm a faggot"
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>>674175665
brb killing self
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>>674175665
I'm doing this because so close and I deserve it
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Why don't we have a threesome with my friend that I just met on craigslist.
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>>674175496
boi you cant check em correctly
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>>674175835
roll
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>>674175835
Rollio
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>>674175785
Post her response! 4chan needs this girl's tits.
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>>674175785
You should of done it because you are a shit OP. Who the fuck does one of these threads and asks for trips. Hur dur im OP and I want trips.
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>>674175975
but not like a gay one, just a faggot
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"ah, sorry, i know im being a asshole. Im just in a tough situation right now, and i guess i needed to vent. Anyways, any ideas on how i can get my dick out of this bottle?" Then send this pic.
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>>674175938
ROLLO YOU HAVE BETRAYED US! RAGNAR WILL AVENGE US!
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>>674175975
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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>>674176030
>>674175938
>>674175886
>>674175835
Rollin' for luscious man tits!
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send her picture of ur asshole
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>>674176155
Winrar!
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>>674175835
this
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>>674175975
THAT WAS NOT A DUB YOU GOOF!!!!111
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Lowering roll to dubs due to popular choice
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>>674176121
OP done fucked up
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Make it dubs faggot it op, thread is too slow and shit for trips
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>>674176155
winrar~!
>>674176303
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>>674176020
Holy shit rollerino
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>>674176121
rolling
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Ask me to marry you
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Could I maybe see your boobs? I kinda... REALLY miss your amazing body.
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>>674176020
Roll xD
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op post updates
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>>674175835
>>674176155
Winner...DO EEET!
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>>674176677
Winrar 2 dubs
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you never asked me if I loved you
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fist me, nigger
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>>674176677
Winwar. Gg op ur getting the cops called to your house
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>>674176020
Roll
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>>674176765
roll for this
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>>674176765
o boy roll
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If you don't wan't to hookup, I just wanted to finally say, that pussy stank like the fish market
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>>674176674
reroll
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>>674176783
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>>674176855

W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R
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>>674176765
Roll
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>>674176977
WINRAR
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>>674176977

.rar
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Do you wanna see a video of me sucking a duck? I swallow...
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>>674176855
hahahaha holy shit. Gonna be gold.
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>>674176677
>>674176855
>>674176977
All the winwars. Thisl be good
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>>674177181

Dis gun be gud
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>>674177181
hahahahaha ffs
this gon be good.
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I'll go out with you if you show me your tits
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>>674177147
cucker ducker
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wanna get really high and play with each other's butts?
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>>674177147
Dick obviously
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Men fix this shit soon or she is going to kill you

Also check'ed
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/thread
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dasdadasdadas
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>674177777
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>>674177793
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>>674176020
rolling
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>>674177761

Taking this advice right now and trying to recover, will post results
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>>674177912
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>>674174777
>/B/
Fucking kill yourself
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>>674178094
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>>674176765
rollerino
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>inb4 OP gets blocked and thread 404's
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>>674178157

rolling
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>>674178157
...
Rolling
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>>674178193
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>>674178211
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>>674178157
.....
Rolling
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>>674178193
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>>674176121
this
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>>674178329
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>>674178094
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>>674178157
..............
Rolling
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>>674178413
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>>674178329

Welcome to our posts :^)
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>>674178157
......................
Rolling
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>>674177643
Duck is better
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I email quicker than this
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>>674178157
.. ...
Rolling
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>>674178539
You have good taste anon. Weird, I downloaded the torrent earlier this evening and watched it.
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>>674174171
No proof? Yeah I believe ill be contacting my families lawyer regarding this harrassment, ill be going on my way now, boy.
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>>674175835
Rolling
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>>674178157
...........
Rolling
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>>674178662
Carrier pidgeons are faster than this
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>>674178539
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>>674171337
'an hero' faggot
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Updates on current situation
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>>674178157
.. . . . . .
Rolling
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>Decent
>Cheated

Sage ? Sage sage sage
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>>674178709

What a cowinkydink, and right back atcha
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>>674178157
.................. .

Rolling
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>>674179031
a slight twist...I think I posted all my Shining GIFs
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>>674178946

GET LAID FAGGOT
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IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS I TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.

(402) 813-8869
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>>674179233

D O I T F A G G O T
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>>674179233
Bai! Have a good time!
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>>674179233
>nobody calls
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>>674179233
this copypasta faggot comes in and gets dubs. You fucking asshole. Kill yourself.
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>>674179233
Make your own thread faggot.were busy trying to get a cheating bitch to kill herself.
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>>674175436
This. Shes gonna tell everyone tonight and tomorrow. OP will never get any pussy for as long as OP lives in the same town/ city. Might even get gang beat by whiteknights, lol
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>>674179233

Puahater in the house
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>>674179233
Get your own thread ass wipe
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>>674179233
This is another bullshit number nice b8 m8
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>>674179233
fuck off with your pasta m8
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>>674178157

.. . . ..

Rolling
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>>674179205
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>>674179162

Laughed a lot, thank you
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>>674179633

WINRAR
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>>674179664
You're welcome, anon
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Omg guise!?! Im suiclidal! Ima kill myself unless you go to freeram.orgg!?! Plsssssss
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>>674179633

WINRAR.
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>>674179771
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>>674179633

WINTAT
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Slyum Mastropaolo
just saying....
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>>674179633

winrar

.
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>>674179983

OP eurofag spotted
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Continued
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>>674179983
It's Sylum.
Once he gets a little ass he goes crazy.

Ass-Sylum.


Get it?


>fuck you
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>>674178946
Are you dumb? She already agreed to fuck you, but then you go and fuck it up be being a pussy
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OP left us
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>>674180066
Double winrar
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>>674180108
burger logic
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>>674180168

OP YOU KILLED IT
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>>674179983
>>674180192
Guess now I can stop covering it with paint and post faster
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>>674179633

OP deliver this winrar
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now you try and get the noodz
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just entered, can one of you faggots please show the earlier messages
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>>674180231
Sending Hannibal after OP
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Anyone want to buy some illegal memes while waiting for op?
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op
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>>674180168
You're turning this into some gay soap opera. Stop it.
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>>674180168
God she's annoying hope she can at least suck dick well
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>>674180583
look at >>674175171

Also, continued
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>>674180837

KEK
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>>674180738

Lmao I knew I wouldn't regret taking this photo
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Interesting! Maybe we should turn on OP since he's being a faggot.

Facebook jamie.shannon.94
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Yo do any of you guys play cs:go or skullgirls? lets play my dudes
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>>674175835
trips
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>>674180778
Roll for this
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landwhale confirmed, I had better hopes, OP
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>>674180966
You really do look like the type of guy that would fuck a bitch regardless of how disgusting she is.

Kudos on quantity over quality.
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>>674180984
jamie.shannon.94
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>>674181102
thats not a landwhale you faggot
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>>674181144
Winrar.
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>>674181205

He's right, but she's close
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>>674181205
Yeah shes more of an orca or overweight dolphin
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Could this be you, OP?
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I have to break it to you, I have syphilis.
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>>674179633

winrar winrar chicken dinrar
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I liked her personality for a bit but the whole boyfriend thing was kind of a problem and since then I'm not interested anymore in a "romantic relationship"
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>>674178946
Your name is Sylum? Interesting.....
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>>674181376
That's the boyfriend she cheated on
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