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Dis gun b gud
>before you lose your life
Damn it feels good to be gangsta!
XXXXXXDDDDDDDDD hahaAHHAHhahAHaHA oh man I died laughing XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Here is some fresh OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agYUf3vIHpI
>>674150816
Op=faggot
https://youtu.be/gjoNHfpCppw
>>674151581
I'm not OP, I was just dumping from a ck thread.
>>674151661
>satanic trips
>>674151479
whoever let's their girl have access to their social media accounts is a cuck-ass pussy
>>674151899
Some of those don't even look like words.
>>674152075
would save but
>dont wanna look racist
>>674150816
>>674150871
>>674150932
>>674150997
>>674151080
>>674151306
All hail Sperger McFatty
>>674151306
oh my fucking god
>>674152128
>>674152248
>>674152408
Triggering, right? Lol
>>674152275
And, glad you enjoyed the dump
>>674151825
This is fake.
>>674150080
here ya go op, fresh cringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jJLiBDdDVo
>>674153274
>(you)
>>674151899
Can someone give me a real answer as to why people feel the need to do this?
>>674152795
I had already saw the post about the Sheperd's pie, I ignored that there was an entire Sperger McFatty's saga.
Thanks for the dump /brother, saved & appreciated *tips e-fedora*
>>674151719
What the fuck? Is his/her dad gay? Is he a crossdresser? What the fuck? I don't fucking get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsm2JtyKOXg
I almost can't tell if they're trolling... And only one of them is worth looking at.
>>674151719
>I have a very cute but very cheeky baby
Ooooo, ouch, that one got me. These people couldn't write a realistic conversation if their lives depended on it.
>>674152522
>toast
>>674153545
Even tumblr found it cringeworthy and awful
>>674151899
w-w-w-w-w-wait hold the phone, if a transman is gay, doesn't that mean she was a lesbian?
>>674153817
I like that their child needed a hug, and the first thing they do is talk about their own fucking problems.
>>674153597
You're welcome *tibs bedora*
>>674153545
Hey, they did it to Kingdom Hearts too
>>674154084
In assuming it means that they are a gay man, so they were straight before, when they were a girl, but now they're gay cause they're a man. Who fucking knows, it's all bullshit
>>674154479
that uh... yeah it's all bullshit, that sounds right
Goodnight everyone! I'm done posting now, so try to not let the thread die.
>>674150807
2010 is alive and well
>>674151719
damn, this was hard to read
>>674151825
>i like anime, videogames, art, drawing, and MLP
/b/ users in a nutshell
>>674151899
cringechannel is doing god's work
>>674152522
what's the relationship between toasts and anime?
>>674157082
Everything
>>674151899
daily reminder that a gay transman and a transwoman would not be anatomically capable of making Asriel
>>674154084
no it means she is straight but then she got a penis but is still attracted to men, so it's gay now... i think, it's hard to get into the mind of an Autistic person
>>674153901
It's toasted, it's just covered in a thick layer of cream cheese.
>>674151306
hey it's Nuclear. fuck more cats you faggot.
>>674157647
would eat tbh
>>674157647
im scared of clicking that thumbnail
>>674157851
I can't let that be a true statement, I must cook for you
>>674158063
Eggs. Macarroni and corn
>>674158063
It's fine
>>674152522
>toast
What kind of shit fuck toaster did this guy use?
>>674158355
It's covered in a thick layer of cream cheese
>>674158192
fine, lets meet.
>>674151899
>literally not one straight person.
NOT REPRESENTING MY GENDER, IM TRIGGERED.
>>674157744
...or mayo
>>674158822
The irony of ironies.
>>674158896
It's too solid for that. And no one, even a fat fuck, would do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agYUf3vIHpI
>>674159048
Mayonnaise is made with eggs, which counts as a breakfast food. I know how fatties think.
>>674150816
He has a point though
>>674157647
do I have to eat ALL the eggs?
>>674159727
>eating the eggs
Where is that thread where a guy says he'd make a girl eat eggs or something? If I recall the girl is like a lady of the night or something along those lines.
>>674150816
>>674159448
I get where he's coming from, but I wouldn't post on 4chun about it.
Thinking it = yea, he's got a point
Posting about it online = aspergers
>>674157647
As a chef this offends me
>>674158531
more facepalm than cringe
sucks the big hairy meatball
>>674150871
impressive sleuthing by that anon
>>674159953
>lady of the night
>>674160391
I forgot the word 'Prostitute' for a minute and for whatever the fuck reason I recalled a teacher i once had referring to a prostitute as a lady of the night.
elliot roger 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6w664lDKY
>>674151080
>"expect to be fried"
>fried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTC_nXSSOdI
>>674158531
>mfw I'd rather live in Syria than a hotel with Furries
>>674161151
#squadgoals
>i died a little writing that
>>674161151
shit was so cash
>>674152522
Fuck the anime shit, what's on his fucking head?
>>674151825
who the fucm brags about a 2.1 gpa?
fucking hiking and reading IS a hobby, anime and vidya aren't, jesus christ
this should be a yryl, you rage you lose
>>674161496
The DC shoes really put the bow on this cringe package
>>674160686
Its from a greentext if I recall correctly. Where anon was trying to be smooth and he made a comic or something of a drunk chick and said you don't have to say anything just eat the eggs and everyone made a meme outta it.
>>674159953
This one?
>>674161634
I read that and cringed really hard, I'm half retarded with my ADD and still have a 3.7
>>674151496
i doubt it's the same person as the others
the first guy doesn't seem like he'd have a woman who could stand him, let alone a child and a family
Also, the flow seems different. At the end of all the others, he poses a semi-related question. He also seem to care a lot more about the societal interactions in the other posts, whereas in this one, it's a simple question, and he seems to care a lot more about the end-goal of the child eating it, instead of the social process behind it
could be the same guy, the former just seems too autsy to have a family
>>674154103
WHY THE FUCK IS NAMINE BLACK WTF SHES LITERALLY FUCKING WHITE WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT SHE IS A A WHITE HUMAN WTF WTF WTF IS THIS
>>674152522
holy fuck i just realized that its all white because its fucking COVERED in butter
>>674160686
Nigga, you just went full retard
a classic
>>674161510
Anime
Just cruisin with my best freind XD
>>674161151
isn't john kill?
i heard he died somehow
>>674151978
Top keks were had, hardly cringe
>>674160779
"big jorneys start with a small step".
He has potential. He needs to grow tho, the force is weak in him. He needs to attempt, and fail.
Elliot had a BMW, class, style, and failed. With time he may go far. Further than Elliot. Surppass his precident.
>>674161983
i shit you not, i have fucking dyslexia and myopia and i still have a constant 3.8333333333(and so on so forth, because sometimes a B wont go away)
>>674160100
it should offend you as a human
>>674153401
"some pants some jeans some pants"
also i like how he stops several times to pose
>>674163434
Is this OC?
God I fucking hope it is.
>>674163231
I know that guy IRL. I met him at a meetup years ago. I held that very plush.
I will never be clean.
>>674161889
that's the one friendo.
>>674163720
How is this cringe? They're taking part in sports even though they're freaks. Is inspiring or something.
>>674151899
whoever put in the time to make this needs to kill themselves. seriously.
>>674163720
that's actually pretty impressive
>also, was expecting double blowjob video, so fuck you
she's not wrong
>>674163720
i would fuckem
>>674162271
what's the context? I reverse image searched and nothing came up
>>674152075
kek
>>674151899
I saw the face of God and it was weeping.
>>674164059
the passenger has a freaky face
that's cringey enough for b/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3V2GLN_moc
obligatory
>>674163996
Which one?
>>674164296
both i guess they are of one body and when you get head i guess let one start and finish on the other better yet if one tastes cum does the other one taste it to lol? they
>>674150816
Maybe she just felt bad for him. Does he have similar freak outs when he's invited to sit at someone's table in the cafeteria? Loser.
>>674164256
oh. I assumed there was more to it then that.
>>674163434
I don't get it.
>>674162199
>2016
>classic
Pick one
>>674164261
what in the fucking lack of musical talent is this shit?
>>674158531
a situation in which something cringe worthy simply went better than expected
>>674160779
Genetically in-fairy-er
>>674150871
I would tend to agree.
But still. Just say its good and stop autisming
>>674152075
What did you just say you fucking faggot. There is but one Moon and it's not a nigger. It's the fucing Moon Man. Better vote 5. kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kKAY
>>674164881
It's a love letter
>>674150816
Coulda got laid but he just pissed the chance away.
>>674151899
it is so gay when people do this. do they not realize that it is really cringy
>>674163231
Dude lives in my home town.
>>674153685
It's just some transfaggot baby fetishist pedo fanfic.
Also known as tumblr
>>674154103
ok a little tiny minuscule nitpick
namine is the whitest fucking thing in that game
>>674164735
oldfag confirmed, since you aren't enthralled by their basic faggotry
>>674158531
This shit ended up in my Facebook feed. I gotta get these damn furries out of my life.
Drink with me and my sausage fingers
>>674158531
those poor children. i wonder which is worse in their eyes, losing their homes, or meeting that freakshow directly after
>>674162199
>classic
>from 2 months ago
that isnt a classic
>>674166802
is it really you? the fag who started a great drink thread?
>>674162199
did op post her twitter? how the fuck would you find that bitches twitter otherwise?
there are too many questions, and i feel the answer to all of them is op is faggot
>>674167216
>tiny ass condom
weaboo detected
>>674167312
gonna guess reverse image search came up with only a tiny image change
>>674167216
Why has God abandoned us?
>>674166414
Underrated post.
>>674167312
>doesn't know how to google search an image
>>674167216
This is in an apartment... Shitty carpet, shitty paper thin quilt, standard ac/heating unit...
Sir... You are truly alone
>>674167713
i know that, but that doesnt make any sense to the context.
the nigga is in her room, with a camera. but yet he posts a twitter image she posted of her room instead.
this reeks of intentional faggotry
>>674167535
one time i was gonna get laid for the first time, so this dude told me to get kimono condoms, they are only sold in really big stores and i tried to find them forever. it was a joke, theyre condoms designed for literally japanese guys with thin dicks, so my dick broke 2 of them trying to put them on.
later on, i gave the condoms to this guy who was known in my group of friends for girls saying he had a small dick. i asked him like a week later if he used the condoms and he was proudly like "yeahhh sonnn", me and the rest of the guys had a good laugh about that.
>>674152197
i feel sorry for the parents
>>674167661
well THAT was a fucking carnival of horrors
>>674168150
After I first read it, I literally went and hugged my mom
>>674168040
>mfw
>>674154103
This abomination.
It triggers me.
>>674167216
This is why we as a human race kill each other.
>>674168293
I KNOW! what the hell was that red and white striped thing with the blue in the top corner at the top of the image? i think i should browse some other threads before i go to sleep or ill have nightmares. scared to the fucking core. go back to /x/, you monster
Behold, the most cringetastic song ever.
https://soundcloud.com/eli-garcia-11/worst-song-ever-what-hell-sounds-like
I discovered it one day while browsing Soundcloud, and now it holds a special place in my arteries (but not my heart).
>>674157647
the plastic fork and foam plate fucking make it
>>674169125
>>674169155
Lady's expression is priceless
>>674157647
If my bitch made food without meat is kill the bitch
>>674151719
this gave me cancer
>>674162199
He looked damn good in his sister's panties and only a pack of faggots would try to get him in trouble over it. What the hell has /b/ come to?
>>674168726
Holy shit I can feel the insecurity from here
This man has been known to give even inanimate objects instant orgasms simply by touching them...
>>674163720
Dat filename tho.
>>674161496
That's my highschool, SVHS
>>674151899
is there a name for fucken everything now
beautiful
>>674168726
Should have just left after his first post but instead he allowed his desperation to show.
>>674151719
>Daddy: is it okay if it comes from mommy?
>Daddy
>mfw when the rest doesnt change to mommy.
>>674153401
>back at Walmart, where my f-frozen
>warm
>...
>UH
>>674170087
I don't think any of those terms exist, think people just do it to piss everyone off and it works.
long read but worth it
>>674170400
Burn it to the fucking ground.
>>674167957
It was her twitter avi you fucking idiot. It shows up in google search
>>674170394
I want to believe...
>>674167216
He spent money on a condom for a plush toy??
>>674158192
>>674158751
this is how OC cringe starts, right here, you creepy fucks.
That, or a "guess what I've got in my freezer" thread.
>>674167957
shut the fuck up you ignorant jew child. That OP posted a picture of her, when you reverse search that, her twitter handle came up because its her profile picture. Because her twitter was public they were able to cross check and prove via her previous tweets that in fact she was OP's sister. It is what the good 4chin used to do, ruin innocent OPs' lives for being faggots Like yourself.
>over privileged white faggots using the word nigga
>>674170400
>meanwhile over in /d/
>mfw
>>674162271
is that you modok
>>674169155
>"Dissapointed? Son, im devastaded"
>>674154920
Amazing. I will cash in on that Leddit Karma tomorrow with this. Thank you anon fag
>>674170394
by the gods i hope you're right
>>674167661
>boringimage.jpg
>thinking this is cringe
are you new here?
>>674150816
>>674150871
>>674150932
>>674150997
>>674151080
>>674151306
>>674151362
>>674151496
I only pray to god this is the same faggot every time and that he kills himself of the most excellent quality.
>>674171365
I'm not even mad, that's amazing
>>674170400
what has happened to us a a species that we got to the point where we are fucking drawing pictures of ponies eating shit
>>674171346
u like?
>>674171479
It's sad that I like the fedora but it's classy reputation is forever shattered by the white-knight atheist fags.
>>674171779
steve is a bitchass nigga
>>674171919
He blocked me
>>674171901
Trump will personally thank /pol/ and /b/ and it will become a mod locked post if he makes office.
>>674168445
If that pit was filled with horsefuckers and autism, that would be accurate
>>674163720
Fucking ogre magi getting those multicasts
>>674170415
holy shit, how have I never seen this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPme2gSE46U
>>674151924
are you retarded?
>>674157647
I dont get it
>>674172523
kill meeee
>>674170575
holy fucking shit how fucking delusional can you get? and she thinks she needs to eat MORE? god damn fatlogic is stupid
>>674172801
shes bragging that she can cook a good meal therefore keep her man when the proof is the most basic godawful retard meal
>>674172807
Some niggers were giving him an insanely hard time. What was he gonna do?
>>674172807
>>674172864
loooooool somebody please make a meme out of this
>>674172981
the doctor almost certainly said you need to eat more foods that do good things for your system and stabilizing blood sugar (and also implying eating less of the bad shit) and she just grabs the first part LOL HE SAID I SHOULD EAT MORE LOL TOLD YOU
>>674152128
they aren't words
>>674173183
see>>674172864
If you pander to the dindus they won't respect you
>>674161143
Good movie
>>674168092
>acting like some smart guy
>"choose the higher rode"
needs to kill himself
>>674163720
There's a video of them sucking some dudes dick
>>674162075
Or cream cheese
>>674169244
>gospel
>not understanding what gospel is
>trading religious sheeping for atheist sheeping
>still a sheep
atheism: you're doing it wrong
>>674170299
Man this one got me a bit
>>674170134
This image fills me with a rage more intense than a thousand thousand suns.
>>674169155
"I killed 15 japs... FOR THIS?!"
>>674157647
That isn't anywhere near enough corn.
>>674170400
This is why the US gets bombed so much.
>>674170400
This is why I stopped associating myself with bronies
>>674167661
I like the one completely normal picture of Stalin in that collage of shit
Chris chan
>>674174554
>Social worker gets stabbed
>by refugee child she's trying to help
>more worried about refugee children
>can't even hold a memorial
>might upset stabby mcstabberton
>>674154479
> fat acceptance
Honest question, how come the body acceptance shit is all about fatties and not girls that get mocked for being tall, short, zitty, muscular, glasses, etc? Like literally its the only thing you have a lot of control over and is bad for you in nature.
>>674171857
>classy reputation
You're one of them, faggot.
>>674168006
can confirm bendy buses do exist tho
>>674170134
This gave me diarrhea
>>674171202
> cash in with a repost
Spoken like a true leddit fag. Seriously, if you're going to repost shit from here to reddit, at least don't take shit that started there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQ7bmbN8H8
>TL;DR autistic manboy reenacts MLP in McDonads.
>>674163720
So like....how does this work? Does one head control one arm and the other head control the other arm? What happens when they argue? Do they smack each other with their respective arm they have control over? I think I am more confused than anything about this. Should I feel bad that they are probably more active than me and that they could probably kick my ass in softball? So...many....questions....
>>674170134
killmaimmurderslaughterdfajsdlk;fads;lkfja;oids
>>674174554
This isn't a rage thread anon
>>674150080
fresh OC
>>674170134
i hope she sees this image
>>674158531
Like the refugees haven't been through enough already
>>674175103
This one is fake you autist.
>>674170299
ouch
>>674159727
Nice meme friend.
>>674159953
>
>>674175103
>congratulations on being black
>>674175570
no its true, theyre black i can see it
>>674159448
>>674160080
The chick was clearly into him she wanted the d. You're obviously also an autist.
>>674162604
John aka paulie carbone died street racing. Shit was SO crash.
>>674175558
>Rhyan
>with an h
His parents set him up for failure since birth.
>>674172558
dude what i left this on and got a drink and it just keeps going and getting dumber and dumber
