>>674146328
I do the same thing but only at home

>>674146328
I can only eat with a fork, even soup. Spoons disgust me.

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>>674146328
I'm completely naked poop, I also started with a seated wipe and convert to standing wipe.

>>674146328
>>674147776
>>674146486
I poop completely naked at home as well. I thought I was alone but I guess theres a lot more of us out there.

>>674146328
I make me adams apple drop more when i get pictures taken to make it seem like my adams apple is bigger and idk why

>>674147776
I wipe first with toilet paper and finish off with however many baby wipes are needed.

>>674146328
I kinda have the same thing. It seems like a lot of guys do. I wonder if there are any women like that?
I knew a chick that used to eat while taking a shit, and no she wasn't fat, in fact she was a thin Asian chick.

The volume on the radio in my car must be an even number or I get uncomfortable, also if my seatbelt locks up I have panic attacks. That's from a previous car accident I was in

>>674146328
I was the same way friend but I was able to break the habit, you bet I still do it at home but if you try you to can break free.

>>674146328
ok thats not weird.....totally do that too

I shove things under my thumb nails just enough for it to hurt so good. Doesnt matter what. Pencil points etc...

>>674146328
i take my glasses out to take a shit

I peel anything I can tape, paint, labels...

And pick wicker and cloth furniture

I pee hands free. Always
Usually stretch and put hands on my head

When I go to the bathroom, I have to make sure all of my monitors, tvs, etc in my room are off and the door is closed.

>>674149366
Please tell me you do this in public as well

I can only poop when I'm seated reverse cowgirl

I always use the urinal right beside someone else and talk to them cause i enjoy making people uncomfortable

>>674148973
Also when I played baseball I would put sand in my cap so I could pick it out of my hair at night

>>674146328
When I poop, I have to be naked too. Further, I squat on the toilet when I go.

When my nails are too long and dirty, I remove the dirt with the lead of a mechanical pencil.

Am I the only one who takes a shit like a normal person?

>>674149907
my wife bought me a squatty potty so i would stop taking the step stool to the bathroom

>>674149947
No

>>674149642

I do. Lol

>>674149947
FUCK OUTTA HERE NORMIE

I love to wipe my butt crack with my hand and smell it after doing exercise

>>674146328
Apparently tons of people poop naked, so it's not weird at all. What's weird is squatting on the toilet when taking a poop.

>>674149941
Do that shit too anon

>>674150071
Someone post the picture of the tard squatting and pooping

>>674150059
nigga you just jealous of my normalcy

>>674146328
George Costanza

>>674149857
Also if the screen on my phone gets cracked I pick all the glass off

And I can't open a box or bag upside down

>>674149941
Everyone fucking does that. 2 year olds fucking do that

>>674149332
I always do this whenever I'm nervous or stressed

>>674146328
Wind makes me nervous

>>674148524
I can't even chew gum in a bathroom, let alone eat

When im chewing food, it has to feel like im using my teeth symmetrically. If i feel like my left side has chewed too long, i have to chew with my right side.

>>674150538
And I eat the broken chips or nuts or whatever before the whole ones if I have mm's I will separate them by colors and eat them from least to greatest

>>674150040
lool

>>674149941
I've done that too.

>>674146328
Same here. I got to the point where i carry a small bag with me when i go out, just in case i need to use a public restroom. If i do need to use one, i take off all my clothes, put them in the bag, and do my business.

>>674148657
I have the dial tick, but this post went from 0 to 100 real quick.

I also hate listening to radio stationw with bad numbers, like 100.3 or 94.1

>>674148379
I walk on tiptoes constantly, can't help

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>>674150880

That's called OCD.

Now, go wash your hands. Again.

>>674150651
I do this too, and I pick the sides of my thumbs, I bet noone else on here does this. I also pick the undersides of my toes too, sometimes.

>>674150651
I just do them subconsciously I have had to buy new furniture for friends and family many times

>>674148657
For me it has to be even or a multiple of 5
>>674150988
Do that with my M&Ms too, unless people are watching

>>674151299
acctually thats kinda of a "I just got home for the day" ritual, take off socks pick at lint and whatever

>>674146328
I smear my boogers under all sorts of furniture. I have a layer of dry mucus under my desk. It's been piling up since 2010 or so.

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>>674148406
god among men

>>674151299
Was picking at my thumb when I read this and didn't notice till after

I bite my left index finger when concentrating on specific games. XCOM, Civ, KSP, etc...

>>674151394
I have had co-workers buy me mm's to watch me do it.

My mom would put tape on the car Windows before long trips to keep me quite

>>674151549
Ah dammit.

>>674150880
Same.

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>>674146328
i'm i the only one that doesn't poo in the loo?

>>674151884
I make a fartting noise in my mouth when I'm cooking

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I chew my nails and the sides of my fingers.

I take a shower after taking a shit, even if it's at someone elses house. When I'm at work (hospital) Ill go get towels, and wash my ass using the sink by fingering my asshole with soap and water.

It sucks that bidets are considered gay in america...

>>674148379
>>674151233
it could be a sign of autism

>>674152876
Fingering your ass is considered gay too

>>674150055
>>674149366
Same

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>>674149947
LEAVE THIS BOARD, NO, GET OUT OF MY 4CHAN FUCKING NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>674146328
I can't cum without holding my breath

>>674153079
Fuck off Kristy, I don't have fucking autism

Something inside of me believes I will make i out of this life alive and the last one. If that makes any sense. .

thanks to /b i cant fap to normal porn at all, if it isnt enough to make me gag a little it just doesnt work

>>674151244
underrated post. Top fucking kek.

butter and honey on a saltine cracker
butter and honey sandwich
honey on cheese

>>674146328
If I'm taking a really big, painful crap, I take my shirt off, roll it into a tight rod and put it in my mouth, then I bite down on it until the crap is over.

>>674153497
I always felt like I will find a genie that will make me immortal

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>>674153477
We all have some degree of autism on 4chan anon. I even have been clinically diagnosed with Asperger's. Not even kidding. If you want a 4chan style place where not everybody has autism, Funnyjunk or Newgrounds are good places anon.

I beat box so much that it's becoming a serious relationship issue with me and my gf.

Because of /gif/ im really into vacporn

I can't go out unless im wearing a man thong because I wont feel complete

>I used to wake up in complete anxiety attack like terror for years growing up at any loud sounds, cars, trains, planes. ..
I thought it was the blast of a nuclear explosion.
>deep inside, I still house and nurture this fear.

>>674154256
B-but all I do is walk on my tip toes
I have since a child

>>674153764
You can beat those shits from hurting as much if you push in on your ass cheek, kind of a couple inches beside your butthole. It dents them and saves your hole from ripping

>>674154431
That's not autism anyway, that's just feminine. Unless you're walking barefoot on icy ground or sneaking, you're supposed to go heel-first.

>>674154282
You almost made me Google man thong

Also thanks to 4chan I know what vac porn is but not man thong

>>674154431

You're parents should have corrected that when you were a child.

But no, they were too busy getting stoned, hosting margarita parties, and finger mommy under the stable table weren't they anon?

>>674148406
Hope you don't destroy your septic tank.

>>674154967
Poorfag has a septic tank

>>674154431
*Coddles you in my hairy arms and puts mouth to ear and whispers*
"Auuuutiiiiisssssssmmmmm"
I'm fucking with you, but that's a serious thing. If you are running across the room in your house to get something or talk to someone, and you tiptoe, it is a possibility that it's Autism. I do it, it drives me fucking insane if I'm running around the place and I have my feet on the floor. Walking is not as bad, but I will do it occasionally.

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>>674154934

And wow that was horrifically typed. I sound full asian.

Ting ting ting

>>674155060
Poor fag doesn't own land

>>674155173
It's only when I'm barefoot.

>>674149941
I use my teeth.

I got a boner when I'm around 5 yr olds but I'm not actually a pedophile.

>>674146328
hey i do the same shit, even at the office

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When I recall any embarrassing event from my past, I descend from mild autism into complete downs syndrome in less than a second.

The scale of embarrassment is irrelevant. Whether I cocked my head at the wrong name, or shouted the wrong name as I came, it's all the same and it's all so fucking annoying when it happens, makes me want to an hero every time.

Whenever i have to wipe after shitting i have to do it squatting

>>674149739
I lost

>>674151299
I do. I actually take nail clippers and clip off all of the tougher, calloused skin on the tips of my fingers and toes. Which in turn, causes them to get even tougher and more calloused, and more scarred, but idgaf.

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>>674155456
Yeah, I believe you anon

I visciously tear and rip my lips apart with my teeth, until there is a lot of blood, the pain feels good for some reason.

I tuck my earlobes into my earholes just because it feels good.

I can only have sex when playing Hall and Oates in the background.

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>>674155589
Look at the string of spit
Yes I'm an Ifag, it's a work phone

>>674150988
If there are multiple flavors, do you group them with like flavors? If skittles, I group them so that each group has one of each flavor then I eat the odd grouped ones first.

>>674155381
Same. Do you have OCDish tendencies? Like if you have a loose string on your pants you must get rid of it instantly or you bite your nails to equal lengths? Or are you socially introverted? Or do certain textures and noises bug you? If so, here's your ASD label! Wear it with the pride that you didn't have it in high school!

>>674148657
Was the accede on 5?

>>674155866
Nope they all get separated into thier color piles and eaten from smallest group to biggest if there is a tie then a coin flip decides

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>>674155795

"You make my dreams..*splooge*

>>674155587
God damn so even my skin picking habit is something people do, WTF.

>>674153105
kek

If I shake hands with someone or touch something I don't necessarily want to touch but have to, I can feel it burning my skin and the exact spots where their hands were in mine until I wash them.
>this all started after i got a funky rash on my hand after arm wrestling a guy in my teens

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I have to close my eyes when i cum or i cant do it

>>674148657
I do the same thing worth my radio. My fiancee will purposely put it in an odd one to to fuck with my ocd

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>>674156489

Stop fucking fatties.

>>674154395
I remember hearing about this. If you have netflix, one of the episodes of "brain games" talks about it. Sorry that I can't remember which one, though I do know it is in the first 2 seasons.

>>674150468
Kinda he only takes he's shirt all the way. Pants stay around the ankles

>>674156489
Stop looking in the mirror when you fap

>>674156720
Even when im just stroking it my eyes have to be closed

>>674156736
Thank you bro! I will check it out tonight

>>674155892
Also samefag, here's my tendencies:
-I must have a tab on my phone at al times open to 4chan. I'm dead serious, it bugs me when I can't come here.
-I eat M&Ms so they all are in a proportional amount as when they were opened.
-I can't have an odd number of pizza slices
- Any tears or imperfections make me upset in such a way.
- I must masturbate using both hands unless I'm doing something else with the other hand.

If I start playing an album on my phone I can only play that album until someone else changes it. I don't even like the music sometimes. I just can't make myself change it.

>>674156326
Damn. You should really go with flavor groupings. Just tell yourself it is superior and if you believe it hard enough, it will work.

>>674146328

I put ketchup on spaghetti and lasagne

>>674157490
I have had them mixed before when at the movies because I couldn't see them

It bugged me for days after

>>674151394
I have that same dial tick

I can't make decisions for shit in my life.
I rely mostly on others deciding.
It is crippling. I loathe deciding. Remember that episode of Peter Griffin deciding in Blockbuster video? That's me.
But worse.
I have no career and work as a security guard where I am this very moment, because i am scared to go to school for something that turns out to have been a "bad decision" i regret..
So instead of moving forward, I am stagnant and I hate my life bros
:(

>>674157600
I put tartar sauce on corn dogs

I've thought about this before and apparently some of my friends do this too:

When I am leaving the house/car, I always pat my side pockets and my back pocket to make sure my phone, keys, and wallet are all there.

I pick my nose at eat it still. Im 21.

>>674158078

That fucking sounds delicious. So trying that

>>674157025
a mild google search brought up this...
http://www.everydayhealth.com/specialists/emo_health/wolever/qa/dreams-setting-off-panic/index.aspx

>>674158569
It's mayo and relish what's not to like

>>674157385
Are you me? Well, not the 4chan thing, but still.

>>674157385
>>674158936
Better question, are you me from the future?

I'll scream, cuss, and talk shit about people if I'm in the car alone, just as a way to release stress I guess

>>674146328

I hate chocolate

No matter how cold one foot has to be uncovered to sleep

>>674155673
Same. Feelsgoodman.

My phone is waterproof so I take showers that are over 2 hours long and browse 4chan.

>>674159411
Are...are doing that now?

>>674158010
Same, down to the security job and all. I'm gonna just say fuck it and go for welding courses. Life's short anon.

>>674158387
Me too. And I say " phone, keys, wallet."

I enjoy hurting myself because i think it makes me tougher. I despise when people takenthe easy way out.

Example; when i was a dishwasher i hated when people wore gloves i liked to scald my hands until i get used to it

I punch myself in the face when im boxing

I box without gloves

>>674159644
Yeah

>>674159876
I purposely didnt wear gloves when i was shooting a 12 gauge past weekend even tho i chaffed so bad that now i have a hole in my hand

>>674146328
I have to ask, do weird girls like this exist? I've heard of crazy stories here and there, but I've yet to meet one irl.

>>674159876

Do you also ride a motorcycle, wear leather jackets, smoke cigarettes, and have a switchblade?

>>674159926
Pics and shampoo time stamp

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>>674160000
>quads

>>674148524
I eat and shit simultaneously all the time, when you gotta be at work and wake up late you don't have time to fuck around so you gotta do the circle of life and t ake breakfast to the bathroom

>>674146328
I know the earth is flat but can't tell anyone about it because they are so brainwashed

>>674159793
True bro. I have to find my decision and make it. Bravo on finding yours. I can see happiness onthe other side of that finish line for you

>>674160098
All i have is the switchblade

anytime i ejaculate i say something random like ma bidi, ala huakbar, no no no, spegetii

>>674160228
Your bait is hanging out.

>>674159876
you should work at a reactor then, handle them plutonium rods with no gloves will give you fucking super powers

>>674160248
Thanks anon. Best of luck in finding your path.

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>>674160000

>>674160360
not bait sadly, if you think I am making it up ask me questions about the topic (no troll in their right mind would research it as much as I have)

>>674159411
i want to do this so bad! wanted a galaxy sport for this reason

>>674160414
Obviously

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>>674160185

You said it all man

I hate my life , a big part I hate is being attracted to children. I am gonna have sex with a little kid in the family then kill myself

>>674160000
>674160000
I have never seen anyone where gloves to shot

Also checked

>>674160797
this sounds believable and like it already happened

I have a physical addiction to cream cheese. I hate the taste of it but I crave it daily and I get irritated if they're out of cream cheese in my university's cafeteria.

>>674161023
Has it affected your health?

>>674159793
Same, it turns out art school wasn't the wisest education decision. I did find deep appreciation for art and artsy people, so that's nice

>>674160925
Huh?

>>674161023
Oh shit here he comes hide the cream cheese this is going to be funny as fuck

>>674160146
Can't make pics work from phone. File size too large. Sorry bro

>>674146328
I don't seed torrents

>>674161413
More like too small

>>674149947

I need to shit with the soles of my feet facing towards the ceiling

>>674161642
Is that a dick joke? I have a vagina

>>674146328
i feel like everybody, everywhere i go is staring at me and secretly judging me on the most ridiculous shit. I think people are watching me, like on the truman show, so i dont ever actually relax and say things randomly out loud incase an audience is watching so im not boring.


im probably fucking retarded, but whatever.

Whenever i'm playing a game and get overly excited i cross my arms and grind the knuckles of ly fists into my arms or grab the sides of my arms and flex really hard, i dunno why?

>>674161985
Well then tits and time stamp or gtfo

>>674150880
Same here. What if my jawline is better on one side than the other yah know?

>>674149907
Designated

>>674151688
I'm in the thumb picker squad.
Also constantly run my fingers through my hair checking for dandruff. Used to be way worse.

When I cut my finger nails I squint so my eyes are barely open because one time a piece of nail flew off and landed on my eyeball. Luckily I got it off without any damage to my eye but I don't take chances with that shit anymore

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Terrible body but ok. Filename is timestamp? My front camera quality is shitty enough to use apparently?

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I bite off my fingernails and then jam the sliver between my teeth like floss

>>674162785
Aw damn. My old phone would do datell and time in the filename. Oh well

>>674162804

Same

had terrible athletes foot growing up from baseball up until college

scratch in between my toes with anything with an edge.

The best is using a sock and running it through each pair.

I could literally cum from that shit.

constantly rub hands over stubble on my face

also feel for little white heads and pop them

help

If I've had a goopy shit and can't completely wipe it away after 5 tries, I'll just lodge a square of toilet paper on my asshole and take it out when I next shower.

>>674146328
One day i peed in the sink cause i couldn't go fast enough to reach the toilet and since that day i've been doing it in every house i go

>>674162785
Meh a few more drinks and I'd smash

>>674154256
Speak for yourself bro. I'm not even close to being on the spectrum.

when I pee in a public restroom...I pee everywhere but the toilet

>>674153647
Butter and honey on roast is FUCKING banging

>>674163498
I have jerked off into ever friends bathroom sink who's house I have been too

>>674163438

That's why you have whiteheads. Stop touching your face

>>674154702
You from GB? I lived there for 2 years and when I said thong everyone assumed flip flops.

>>674147152
My fuckin nigga

>>674146328
that skeeves me the hell out

When I give my full attention to someone when their talking to me and I start to get bored I start to recall hilarious/embarrassing moments and start laughing, happens occasionally.
And anyone else when they eat peanut butter they crave chocolate or cheese? Like I ate a pound of cheese.

>>674163438
I do this with my head

>>674146328
When I get excited about something, I sort of have to move my hands really fast, around my face. Suppress it when others are around. Jerk my hands around very, very fast. It just happens naturally. Not sure what is wrong with me. My brother caught me once many years ago and thought I was playing a joke on him. What is this?

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>>674149857
What the unholy fuck is wrong with you?

I enjoy popping whiteheads, blackheads, and ingrowns and used to pick at my skin all the time no matter where I was until I realized no one wants to see me busting blackheads on my forearms at Denny's.

I sit in the shower for ~40 minutes and let the water run over me and think about nothing.

>>674155673
I DO BOTH OF THESE. Glad to know I'm not crazy. Well maybe crazy but not alone

>>674164259
Central/coastal TX

>>674164547

Autism

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>>674146328

>no shit!

damn I'm the same
usually try to take a shower right after too if I'm at home or the gym

ppicked it up from seinfeld and been doin it since

>>674146328
i can only fap fully naked.
even trought i prefer to have sex with clothes.

>>674163796
Same here I feel it's my civic duty

>>674164623
Fuck if I know

I'm incapable of enjoying anything "main stream" for this reason I almost exclusively listed to foreign music, I don't watch television and I often find myself like things other people hate.

>>674164760
Also, bite my lips and inner cheeks a lot.

Enjoy picking dried elmers glue off my fingers.

Spit a fucking lot when I smoke.

Wear suspenders because no one makes pants in my proper waist size.

when i cum i squirm like a asian.

>>674146328
Wow, a lot of people seem to do this.
I thought I was the only one too.

>>674165054
aw, you just want attention, dontcha lil guy?

After I shampoo and rinse my hair, I keep my eyes closed while I wash and rinse my body

>>674165054

It's called being a hipster. Fagget.

>>674165058
Oh my god I forgot about the glue

Going to buy a bottle tomorrow

I drop the toilet seat down twice. Not loudly, just lift it three inches then drop.

>>674157600
Kys I hate ketchup with all my being

>>674165234

If I had your body i'd keep my eyes closed too.

>>674158479
Your immune system thanks you

>>674165058
Spitting... I can stop it either.
> Swallow it!
Fuck that, makes my stomach hurt.

>>674146328

I'm somewhat similar. I can only have boxers and a tshirt on. No long sleeves, no socks, no tighty whiteys.

I shave my pubes once every 2 weeks. I don't care about keeping it clean for the ladies, I just like picking out the 2 week old ingrown hairs after i shave again.

>>674158387
I do that purely for the fact that I am CONSTANLY forgetting shit when I'm about to leave my house

>>674146328
Holy shit OP I thought I was the only one would did this.

>>674151187
You just listed my two favorite stations

Wow so many poop loners ITT.

>>674165190
Probably I need to be a special snowflake just like everyone else.
>>674165272
I know I wish I knew how to make it stop.

>>674146328
Used to have to take an even number of steps to climb stairs. If I got a step wrong, I would whisper "maybe possibly probably" to myself enough times to correct for it, and redo the step. Used to only use right foot on first stair even though I am left-footed, thought left-footedness was degenerate or something. If I enter somewhere through a certain pathway, say around the left side of a column or something, I make sure to exit back the same way, around the same side of the column, or else my path becomes "tangled" around that column forever.

>>674161189
Nah I workout regularly and I'm in perfect health it's just something I have to do every morning

>>674165629
It doesn't affect my stomach to swallow, it's just gross. Probably a little healthier spitting out the tar that builds up in your mouth anyways.

>>674166283

Not even saying this as an insult, that sounds like autism.

>>674161381
Kek. it feels like thats true sometimes. It's just cause I'm fucking nuts though.

>>674161992
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>>674148104
>>674146328

>>674162785
post more, i'm not typically into "bbw" but your tits and skin are legit.

I rip apart everything that i can find when i'm talking with friends. Beer labels, coffee cardboard cups, bills, anything.

>>674150071
You know its less stressful on your body too squat and poop. Its how you're supposed too poop.

>>674151570
id love to see a pic of that

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>>674146328
I stand wipe too, with baby wipes and as naked as possible when I'm home. I can regular poop in bathrooms, but it's more comfortable to do it my way.

I have a callous on my big toe that I trim every few months with a pen knife.

I bite my nails and the skin around my nails, and my toenails.

I can crack most of my joints. It feels best to crack them in multiples of 4.

I haven't felt authentically happy in so long that I get scared whenever life isn't crapping on me. Like even if I start to feel good, I become a huge klutz and end up breaking something.

I get panic attacks under minimal stress.

>Yes I do literally have autism

I like to chew on plastic.

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>>674149739
Get off 4chan Butters
>You're grounded

>>674167029
>chubby chick
>skin is legit

How's that woman suit coming along, Bill?

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>>674155673
same man, same

>>674161992
that's an actual condition called truman show delusions if i'm not mistaken

>>674163213
I had this when younger. My feet became so bad smelling and hostile all the athletes foot died away. Now when I get athletes foot I just go with out sock for like a few weeks and the environment becomes so hostile it just dies. I kinda miss itching it until it bled then itching even more. The feel was truly orgasmic

>>674155673
I do the first one. I also shove tooth picks through me gums. And I cannot sleep with pants or panties on.

When i get out of the shower, i like to bite off the wrinkled skin around my nails

>>674164791
Weird. Alright well hey had to ask

>>674167478
kek someone got it

>>674165009
I purposefully roll in the tide on the beach so I can pick the sand out of my ears with a q tip later. It's the best. I like picking things out of my hair too

>>674168122
have you tried shelling pistachios?

>>674167676
You pirate ass biotch

>>674156677
Self diagnosed ocd?

>>674159876
you sound kinda hot

>>674168281
No... I don't eat them often is it heavenly?

So much this>>674161992
I don't say anything that might offend someone or make someone think I'm weird even when I'm 100% completely alone. I always wear ear buds When I watch porn in case someone's listening. I keep all my emotions to myself even when I'm with people who I trust. I have to keep all my Windows closed or ill just stair out them all day hoping to catch whoevers watching me.

i bite at the skin around my finger nails and knuckles

the middle joint on my index finger is completely smooth with scar tissue.

im 19, been doing this for 10 years

>>674161992
you actually sound super interesting