Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>lets not start civil war
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Red claimed.
madomado
AYY LMAO
Akane claimed
Miho claimed
>>674141731
Obligatory claim.
Ayy
I'm probably not gonna post until later
>claimed
Pats for the Pat Goddess
Yeah fuck you too 4chan you broken piece of shit.
Forced meme goes here
>>674141712
>>674142010
Check your manners girl!
>>674141586
my waifu. will probably get some STD that will kill me during very first sexytime. Hope I make it till I come though
>my waifu's face you're all plebs
>>674142505
The fate of the norns await's us all, anon.
>>674142505
It's called -1/-1 or poison counters.
>Best idol claimed
>>674142010
BUILD
>>674142825
>idol
>>674142743
-2/-2 but.. well there are other things to worry bout too. but I can't help it. Im so fucking much in love with this girl. I was terrified and disgusted at first. but later, shit changed.
>>674142929
another death star.
>>674143174
plinkett awakens hype
>>674142819
You're powers are too strong and you're still needed.
> that old grumpy guy who keeps blabbing
>Mikan, I think
Kek
>>674142526
You lecherous heathen think you can do as you please, don't you?
>>674142101
Hiro-tan could get angry
>>674143288
My person of color. Can't wait.
>>674143040
No, nigga.
Their STD is called Infect.
Elesh Norn doesn't have it, though.
Even if she did she'd probably help you by compensating for two of them, unless you're a planeswalkers.
In that case you have other things to worry about, like being a fucking Neowalker; not a badass like Urza.
Either way, even Neowalkers probably don't die from STDs, but there's the risk of poison counters.
But again, she doesn't have Infect.
She's a little hard to tap, though.
Might have to woo her for a long time.
Hmmm I might as well get far cry primal just to be a cave man
>>674143427
>caring about what some fucking otaku hiki does
does he even live in america?
i could finish azumanga daioh and actually start watching kiniro mosaic right now
>>674143369
Can't hear you eating ice cream.
>>674143520
if I let her controll me? like dominatrix (which is probably the scenario that will happen, being grand cenobite n' shit. will I get stronger? +2/+2?
>>674143898
Guess what the true German does.
>>674144074
Only reason I can see why you wouldn't is being a planeswalker.
>>674144228
Hey waitress table for 2 please.
>>674144228
is that a boy in drag? sorry but the name germany makes me think of sissy men.
>>674144426
Or a non-creature.. for completeness sake.
>>674144459
>the name germany makes me think of sissy men
Would have cost you your head 70 years ago, but today it's about right.
>>674144459
>germany
You even language?
>>674144715
english please, thank you
>>674144816
>germany
Germany
Now get back in the gas chamber.
>germany
>sissy men
>okay
>>674127371
>How is this supposed to be the OP in Gfur shit
>>674144984
>still upset about that time churchill called hitler histrionic
hitler paved the way for german traps
>>674144443
Your meal will be ready in a short while.
>>674144459
Nicht jeder Deutscher ist eine verweichlichte Schwuchtel du Strolch.
I hope you know that "speaking generally" excludes certain groups of a people.
>>674144984
It's just actual showers these days.
>>674145140
gay showers*
>>674145271
Hot, though I bet there's that one guy who always sneaks in AIDS.
>>674145128
claiming husbando btw
>germany was weak and still is
>>674145271
So without soap trays?
>misaki claimed
>>674145465
Or you can just kill a black man and put a blood sample from him into a water gun and create the AIDS canon
>>674145128
Remember that time the people of England told you to fuck right off at the end of the war?
America does.
>>674145138
Maho wants it well done.
>>674145140
Damn "political correctness"
>>674145531
Churchill didn't read Nietzsche.
Besides, he was an idiot for not seeking alliance instead.
>>674145689
>inferior misaki
>>674145784
A L L I E S
>>674145713
What a way to ruin a great occasion.
>>674145788
>seeking alliance
>with a histrionic like hitler
>>674145531
Leave the EU and we'll see who's weak maggot. Our dear Kanzlerin might be an idiot beyond comprehension, but we're still the economic power house in Europe. What do you have beside your unnecessarily inflated military and your stock market?
>>674145713
>AIDS canon
For fucks sake. All day with this.
>>674145946
You posted this eons ago but I still find it funny as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QdSLeQ0494
>>674146098
>Leave the EU
>>674146098
We have trump.
>>674145784
I'll be well done for her alright,
>>674145963
Putting up that fight made the British Empire crumble ultimately.
They did not win thanks to their own efforts either.
Only outside help and Hitlers idiocy saved them from destruction.
These are not marks of a competent leader.
>>674146209
>The work of the semen arsonist
Top kek, good stuff.
>>674146098
That's a very nice Tiger II (H) you've got there
>>674146118
?
>>674146406
Now who's lewd?
>>674146098
>Leave the EU
And the remaining EU will collapse. They should do it for the lolz.
>>674146769
This is like the fourth or fifth time my sides have been destroyed today.
>>674146286
I wholeheartedly support him, he at least acknowledges the shit poor situation we have to deal with.
>>674146272
Do it faggot, let's see who laughs last after you won't get your EU subsidies.
>>674146959
How uddering horrifying.
Now Children, lets not fight.
I'd put the hurt on y'all.
>>674147331
You'd get fucked up.
>>674147171
You can barely reign in Scotland. The rets of the EU doesn't really care about your island.
It's only politicians getting angsty.
And that will probably keep you in, just like it made you keep Scotland.
>for now
The situation is much the same.
You look at Scotland like we look at you.
clmd
>>674147331
>>674146692
it did economically destroy them
but they were a stronger nation for it
angloshpere pride world wide
americans, british, canadians, and australians were all affected differently but we all share the knowledge that our grandparents did what was right
>>674147331
>>674147424
You wanna fuckin go bitch nigga?
Better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
>>674147711
What was right for the USSR and USA maybe.
Nobody else turned out a victor.
It's where we got this whole Cold War thing from.
It's a clusterfuck no matter the outcome - as usual with war.
>>674146919
Say that again.
>>674147496
I'm German hoping those rotten teethed Brits will leave, but yeah, their government is a joke. Sadly our head of government isn't something
to be proud of...
>>674146769
Yes, indeed a great machine, if only it could've been manufactured in greater numbers we might have more than a handful today.
>>674147961
Nigga Red got a sword. And a future motorcycle. Bout to go smack that big dude around. Also the power to STOP. TIME. Take your bunny ears and fuck outta here.
>>674142093
She keeps dying on me what to do?
>>674148036
if roosevelt dealt with stalin the way churchill wanted him to
if he didn't give him extra votes in the un and a veto
i dunno man, churchill was right about russia
>>674147711
Don't forget the general in change was in Berlin at the time. And that the German tanks where moved up north prior to D-Day
>>674148223
That sword's real fuckin cute.
Come at me, nigga.
Swing first.
>>674146704
I can't for the life of me remember any good YT videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oUc8cUpk94
>>674146959
Is it a space race?
>>674147265
You're really milking these puns for all their worth, aren't you?
>>674147331
I'm sorry, mother
>>674148177
>never forget
>E 100
>>674148261
Delete the game, you are unfit to be a caretaker
>>674148177
The whole school knows about it now.
>>674148462
>germany isn't a sissy bitch
>they just keep getting fucked like sissy bitches
lol
>>674148299
Wasn't it Patton?
Some guy went crazy about the Russians is all I remember.
But nobody really listened, although Patton also died if I recall correctly.
He went kinda insane, though.
You can't say the Russians were better or worse than the Nazis.
Both were pretty bad.
From an outside perspective it would have been for the best to have the two bad guys slug it out.
Then mop up the winner lols
But they didn't.
It boiled down to the uncertainty about nukes, I think.
By the time the USA had a sufficient amount and it had become clear the USSR was a thread they were developing their own weapons.
>boom Cold War
>>674148515
>>674148515
Fuckin get some nigga
>>674148922
Fite me
>>674148854
patton hated ruskies as much as churchill for sure
i'm not a /his/torian by any stretch of the imagination but i do know roosevelt wanted the united nations to work so bad that he would cowtow to stalin to get it to work
and he didn't know the atom bomb would work so he thought we might need help defeating japan
iirc churchihil was quoted calling russians as unlike human beings (anglos) as any other asians.
>>674148519
E-Series is the extreme of dead-end engineering in my opinion, fast tanks with big guns have proven their worth, anything above the E-75 was purely aesthetic or only for prestige valuable. But damn, great machines none the less. The Kriegsmarine did some amazing things as well... 53cm cannons... just think about that...
>>674148719
It's nothing to be ashamed of!
Rias Gremory
>>674141849
have fun with your titless waifu
>>674148519
>>674149701
what a lsr
>>674149399
At least right now. But later tonight is another story.
>>674149701
What's wrong with flat chests?
>>674149701
Are you some kind of normie?
>>674144196
Also, might I say those are some great assets your waifu has, congratulations are due I believe.
>>674149931
I know that taking advantage of this astonishingly good looking body seems like a natural reaction to you, but I will not take part in your devious behaviour!
lmao yo yo yo
>>674149866
>>674149881
your waifu is ugly
>>674148519
Neither can I.
>Can't think of anything to look up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUNRd_OqDE
>>674150720
OK SO I'LL JUST LEAVE THEN AND NEVER COME BACK COOL? COOL!
>>674150502
"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife" - Exodus 20:17
"You shall not commit adultery'; but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
- Matthew 5:27
>All the flaties getting mad
Heh.
>>674150686
>>674150502
But Maho commands it.
>>674150720
Bruh. uncalled for.
>>674149187
I'll shove that fuckin sword right up your ass you little shit.
>>674151023
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
step 4 is to discuss stuff.
>>674149701
i will
>>674151285
I'll take your sword.
>>674151733
Checked
>>674151113
Only catholic in name, gotta be more persuasive than that, besides that giving a compliment does not equal ogling at someone.
>>674151211
Whatever you think you know is nothing more than a droplet of water on the hot stone. Whatever might be between me and Nishizumi will never be a concern for the common populus.
>>674151173
>>674152235
>Select all the waffles
>One of them was shaped like Texas
Ayy.
>>674152189
>Nishizumi
>>674152677
what anime is this?
>>674152677
Only two Nishizumis I'd ever acknowledge. Don't flatter yourself.
>>674152426
Fenugreek makes people who eat it smell like freshly baked waffles
>in addition to its other effects
Back to claim Beli
>>674151733
Lovely gif
>>674152963
Slumber party then?
>>674153595
I do not share, you can get in line.
>>674153329
Semi lewd.
>>674153995
Who said there was only one strap on?
>>674153329
>Fenugreek
Ordering online as we speak.
Ayy
I'm back
What did I miss?
>>674154303
You always bring out the worst in her!
;_;7
These my waifus
>>674154445
Not much, no worries.
>>674154459
I do my best.
>>674154328
mmmmm waffles
>>674154328
I can't tell if you're serious
http://kellymom.com/bf/can-i-breastfeed/herbs/fenugreek/
>>674154551
>i'm a slut
>ama
>>674154656
Is this what lewd means
>>674154551
k
>>674154563
that's good
>>674154656
hey, that's pretty lewd
>>674154626
Everything was fine before you decided to do your own thing, before you threw everything you had away, for what? A title? A "new family"? You will always have to wonder what we could have accomplished if you wouldn't have deserted us.
She knows, I know,
you know aswell!
>>674154626
Waffles are great.
>>674154634
Soon.jpg
>>674155129
Clearly didn't read the manga to know what was really going on.
i need to sleep badly
night everyone
>>674155620
night mugi
>>674155620
Goodnight, Mugi.
>>674155139
>Soon.jpg
I'm more hyped for this than I was for sliced bread, and I was fucking hyped for sliced bread.
I should go to bed, gotta catch a plane tomorrow (thankfully not in the morning)
Gute nacht, alle
>>674155877
Goodnight, Atago. Have fun on your vacation and stay safe for us, will ya?
>>674155877
Goodnight Milktanker, sleep well.
>>674156040
I promise
>>674155582
Do you think I am grateful for your rescue? Or what else are you referring to?
>>674156189
Thanks, buddy. Don't want you getting hurt now.
>>674155877
night atago
i'll miss you
>>674156223
The Hitler mom. Forcing them to take tankery. Along with now allowing them to go after there own dreams. Even disowning them if that lost a fucking game. Fuck she doesn't care if people die long as she wins. Maho has to take it all in order to let Miho have her own life. You really think that's fair?
don't die.
>>674157495
>hand nudge
>>674156878
Yeah yeah, I know, Shiho told you to be diligent and resilient and you didn't like it, big deal. Blame your parents for having expectation in you. Sure it's reason enough to abandon your peers, but ask yourself, wouldn't a strong person have endured?
>>674157677
I'd like us to make it to the image limit before the thread dies.
Also you need to git gud at cpr when massive boobies are involved as it seems more are showing up>>674156713.
Thread are kill soon.
>>674158054
we need to save this thread.
i say tiddies
>>674158054
You're right, I need to improve my technique. Can't have any big boobed waifus dying on me.
>>674158359
>flat wristed
>>674157958
>endured?
Not that shit. Its a quick way to end up depressed and killing yourself.
>>674158166
>>674158359
I concur.
>>674158501
Its all in the wrists.
yo
>>674158967
Hello. Lot of feels here.
>>674158515
Didn't kill any Nishizumi I've known so far.
But anyway, I guess you did prove your way in senshado to be effective, just don't get too high on it, wouldn't want an easy win next time....
>>674158939
It's time
>>674158501
it's ok
>>674158967
hello
>>674159305
why feels?
>>674159397
hows it going
I can't fucking get my scanner to work yet I'm trying
>>674159397
>>674158939
>performs thread saving CPR
>I got this
>>674159397
Easy for you to say, your waifu has mountains on her chest.
Claiming Phone-Chan
>>674159563
It's ok, I'm probably going to be up another hour or two
>>674159681
>tiddy intensifies
>>674159683
can't argue with that
>>674159683
I think it worked.
Men have climbed Everest, you'll be fine.
>>674160058
>cheerful hands