tell her to killer her self

>>674132966
Fuck u cunt go crawl back to that nigger u were dating.

Tell her your a registered sex offender so tread lightly ;)

Fuck the dubs, just stop talking to her. She looks like she's a bitch anyway.

God, I hate people who don't do their own thinking.

>>674132966
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>674133349
It's just for fun. Fuck that bitch, I don't want her in my life.

Send her a dick pic. Preferably with an offer for her to come over and suck it. Post reaction.

>>674132966
swag

post it too sad screenshots taken out of context

Hitler was probably sorry too.

>>674132966
I bet you have a pretty pussy

shoe on head

cunt.

of course you are

>>674133528
this

"You deserve everything you get"
Then send her a picture of blue waffle.

Let's go out for drinks and catch up

>>674132966

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Yeah you will be

>>674132966
say - send me pics of your asshole

>>674133887
Reroll

>>674133528
Roll

You guys suck at getting dubs.

Tell her to kill herself then send her this

Sorry. But you're a bitch, and bitches get stitches.

>>674133984
one mo time

Wanna fuck

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>>674133528
Reroll

>>674132966
Go jump down a well with Hitler and make sweet love.

>>674132966
"you and i both know why he left you."

I'll make your butthole sorry.

>>674132966
It's too late now bitch, i've been slayin' pussy left and right.

thread is disappointing. Hurry up OP

>>674133887
Rolling

>>674134044
Winrar

>>674134044
winrar

>>674133984
>>674134044
aaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeee i got that shit say it op

>>674134044
kek

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party

>>674133528
Rohlin

"Send me some nudes and we'll push this under the rug"

>>674133195
Rawln

I'm gonna make your pussy sorry.

>>674132966
come over and i'll console you with my needle dick.

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>>674134117
Reroll

it's okay, wanna hang out sometime?

You're gonna be sorry you fucking cunt. You fucked with the wrong person, and now it's time to pay the piper. You opened Pandora's Box bitch.

Want a party in yo pooper?

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>>674134044

ass n tittes gurl

I should care why?

>>674133528
Roll

i had sex with your boyfriend

YOU WERE IGNORING ME FOR THREE MONTHS and thats all u say?!

I have an idea...let's get together tonight and catch up We haven't talked in forever! I'll bring over a nice bottle of wine and some chocolate treats...it will be fun I promise

>>674134495
Comfort her, and get some OP you fucking faggot

Speaking of jerk...

>>674134575
This

>>674133528
Rolling

>>674134495
the absolute madman!

>>674134676
Gay.

You guys are idiots. Especially you OP. If a girl stops talking to you and then starts again right after her relationship ends, she wants to fuck. All you had to do was ask her for drinks and 'console' her for a while. Then get it in. Now she's gonna not talk to you again.

Tl;dr couldve got laid, you fucked up

>>674133528
Rolllll

So....is that a no-go?

>>674134495
ok, but send them anyway pls

Getting dubs is a 1/10 chance but I'll take that chamce

>>674132966
haha let's fuck lol

>>674134495
why are you messaging me

Netflix and pill?

>>674134803
kek this

>>674134117
Roll

>>674134826
reroll

Ha ha, hail Satan>>674134800
Ha ha win

>>674134800
WINRAR

>>674134638
Re roll

>>674134676
Rolling for this. You might still be able to recover and get laid...

>>674134740
She wants to fuck neckbeard...this is what you say to get laid

>>674134495
I will murder your whole family you fucking whore. Better hide because I will stab you with a knife when I see you

>>674134495
But whenever I jerk it I'm sensitive

>>674134800
DING DING DING

>>674132966
I recently had a girl come over and I decided I actually like her and felt potential. She seemed great and to really like me. Only to have her go home, text me goonight at 8pm, and she hasn't responded to me since. its been almost a week. Fucking feels..

fuck her

>>674134826
roll

>>674134911
Winner

>>674134853
roll

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>>674134911

>>674135011
Winrar

>>674135011
winrar

>>674134495
Kek

>>674135011
Here you go OP

>>674134911
Yesssss!

>>674134806
There's a good chamce that you're a faggot

>>674133528
Rolling for this

>>674135044
Dubs again confirms that is what you should send

>>674135088
Send it too

>>674134750
At least he is not a beta fag and has some self respect. Go fucking kill yourself

>>674135077
>>674135084
>>674135088

Was already a winner and it was better than that faggot shit

>>674135011
>>674135044
>>674135066
>>674135077
>>674135088
What's going on here?

>>674135177
Do this!!

If I jerk off (to your asshole), my hormones won't make me so insensitive

>>674135177
WINRAR

>>674133323
Ya blew it

Roll for this

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>>674134800
>So....is that a no-go?

>>674134495
You think I am going to be your little girlfriend now that you need some one to give you sympathy. Either come suck my dick or fuck right off ya cunt.

>>674135011
>>674134911
>>674134800
>>674135066
Winrars

>>674135265
This

>>674135265
They see me rollllin

>>674135265
roll

>>674134911
>>674135011
>>674135044
>>674135066
>>674135077
>>674135088
>>674135177
Shut the God damn door your letting all the dubs out

>>674133528
Op deliver

>>674135262
Oh, so is it a one-way street then?

Girl, you can talk to me, I just want to see your nudes first.

>>674135400
winrar

>>674133528
roll

>>674135262
Absolute mad man and a complete winner! OP TODAY WAS NOT YOUR DAY OF FAGGOTRY!

>>674135265
Roll

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>>674135262
>"Can you be my emotional tampon even though I literally didn't even think to talk to you for 3 months?"

>>674135262
you dont have a right to comment after ignoring me for 3 months

>>674135262
All I want to do is take out you to eat

>>674135262
"Shut up bitch you fucking ignored me for the past three months. I needed help too and you just left me here. Fuck you."

>>674135400
THEY HATIN'

I only ever talked to you for your pussy...

>>674135262
I'm sorry, my friend stole my phone. Let's get together and catch up. I'll bring the wine

>>674135265
Re roll -

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>>674134826
>haha let's fuck lol

>>674135262
You're an attention whore fishing for attention..Send me some tits if you want some attention so badly.

I'm gonna be a whiteknight and give a legitimate suggestion that you just chat with her and find out what's wrong. If she's just trying to use you at least you can get laid pretty easily.

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>>674132966
i used to have a friend like that.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8

>>674135262
Maybe if you weren't such a cunt these past three months ID have more sympathy. Now where are those pooper pics?

I'm not tryin to be the one to talk to. Come over and we can make you forget about him.

>>674134750
We're on /b/, so I would expect this girl wants OP to be a beta orbiter and feed her compliments/sympathy

>>674135400
WINNER

>>674135400
Winrar

>>674135262
Woman I ain't your fucking emotional slave. Tit for tat but nothing for nothing.

>>674135265
shit, best reply possible

>>674135262
Say this: I would be there for you if you weren't such a bitch and ignored your own friend for 3 months.

Ok sorry, I thought I needed a little vent, I am over that now. Look, it is hard for me to feel sorry for you - but we went through so much I am happy to try. Do you want to come over for a drink and a chat?

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>>674135262
Tell her: Bitch if you want a shoulder to cry on you should >pic related

>>674135488
>>674135488
Winrar

>>674135262
just need a yes or no

>>674135262
Lmao, OP is not a faggot

>>674135475
rolling for this

>>674135541
you copy pasted this from a thread yesterday.

>>674135529
Call her a bitch

>>674135619
rolling

Stupid emotional bitch

>>674135475
This.

You remind me of a nigger. Always coming back to their master when they haven't got one. Damn stupid nigger, fucking kill yourself.

>>674135262
I ain't saying shit until you show me that pooper

>>674135665
fuk

>>674135262
"But i haven't changed much i promise, this isn't even my final form"

>>674135475
Rerollan

>>674135265
>>674135400
OP you gotta say this

>>674135700
WINRAR OP DO IT DONT BE A FAGGOT

All the butthurt faggots in here not realizing op can get laid if he's just nice for a little bit. Way to fuck up your chance at being her rebound fuck OP.

>>674135475
roll

>>674135755
WINRAR

I fuck you till you love me faggot. make sure you kiss me good with those big lips.Your cunt stuck like skunkI almost puked up a lung

>>674135732
roll

xD can I fuck your bumpit, luv?

>>674135529
Me burying my dick in your ass will make you feel better, trust me.

>>674135529
I will kill you when I see you. I will literally stab you in your stomach repediatly, not even kidding.

>>674132966
rebounding and using you as emotional crutch. tell her to fuck off.

>>674135695
Call her a birch

>>674135799
dubs of truth

Look, you ignored me for three months and I'm worried you're just some bitch that's going to use me as an emotional tampon--you're giving off those kinds of vibes. If you seriously want to talk we can, but don't expect much sympathy if you start being a bitch, alright?

>>674135475
rollz

>>674135877
WINRAR

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>>674135755

>>674135877
LEGGGGOOO

>>674135475
This anon gets it. Just tell her to "fuck off you ignored me and now you come crawling back. Fuck you and fuck off"

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>>674135924
Re-roll.

>>674135897
Ask to stick it in her ashhole.

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>>674134679
>Being this beta

>>674135877
win

>>674135529
I'm not michael... I'm batman

>>674135475
reroll

>>674135819
rolling again

>>674135877
Win!

>>674135877
Fuck, another winner

>>674135991
only on my terms

>>674135991
she wont admit it but she wants to suck

>>674132966
first winner here
say- BITCH QUIT FLEXIN ON A NIGGA AND SHOW ME THAT B-hole! fuck you think this iz hoe

>>674135799
I agree, but this is entertaining for me so I don't care.

>>674135877
Winrar!!

>>674135991
ALPHA ASPIRATIONS

>>674135475
rawlin

OP Just be nice and get laid.

>>674135799
Dude pussy is easy enough to get if you need this then go for it but hell I would be more pissed off that a friend ignored me for three months and then came crawling back as if nothing was wrong.

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>>674135536
Kill yourself. Seriously.

>>674135991
IGNORE THREAD JUST MEET HER IGNORE THREAD DO IT PANIC PANIC PANICCC DONT BE CUCK GO GO GO

>>674135991
Yes, I hope you like swallowing, meet me at [insert location to get head here]

>>674132966
my services include shoulders to cry on and faces to sit on. are you interested?

>>674135991
well that worked lol

>>674134495

>Insesitive

Can't even spell you dumb bitch.

>>674135991
Fucking boss op git that bitch on her knees.

>>674135789
Why are yall such beta faggots

>>674135784
Delivar My WINRAR op!!!

>>674135991
Talk about who the master is

>>674135819
rolling for this

>>674136122
winner kek

Only if you send tit pic first.

>>674135991
idk, seems like she wants the D...
rolling for >>674136117

>>674135991
No, do you think we're gonna make up after all this, GO KILL YOURSELF NO ONE LIKES YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR PARENDS YOU WHITE WHORE

>>674135991
lmao she must have a lot of built up respect for you fam

>>674135991
give me your snapchat or instagram

>>674135991
Say - If you're gonna suck this dick then yeah I'll go. :^)

>>674135991
You know my address.

>>674135619
Rolerr

>>674136130
this

>>674136155
jimmies rustled

can I suck your ex boyfriends dick tbh?

>>674135991
Mynigga!!!

>>674135991
1. Don't ignore me again.
2. I was serious about requiring fellatio.

>>674135991
We can talk once I get what I want for a change.

>>674135991
She is insisting
she's on to you OP

>>674136121
one mo time

Tell her:
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

>>674136155
WINRAR OP SEND HER THIS
DONT BE A FAG

>>674136305
roll

>>674136246
More like desperation

holy fuck OP just got pussy from a dubs decides thread, I love you /b/

>>674135877
ayyy winner

You sound beta anyways, talking about ex boyfriends and shit and how she will find someone else? You re such a fucking tampon its disgusting. If a girl ever talks to me about her ex bf she is deleted out of my life. Leave that talk for her girlfriends who the fuck are you to console her with she will find someone else? You should be consoling her with your dick!!!!

>>674135991
This is alpha gold take a note betas can we please meet up is okay

>>674135991
This is too good to be true...

>>674136305
rolll

>>674135881
What the shit kek

>>674135991
Bitch this aint the notebook.

>>674135991
Ok we can meet up but I'm not using a condom. Raw dog or nothing!

>>674135991
>not dubs

>>674135991
OP she wants to meet up Bill Cosby her.

>>674135991
Wow, she wants your dick

>>674135991
>mfw its two anon texting eachother
>mfw its bait

0/10
Sorry bait

>kill thread

>>674136122
kek nice

>>674136305
rolol

>>674135991
aahahahahahaha

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>>674135991
Ok I dont buy it anymore. OP is a fake and is texting his friend or sister who is in on it. No way that's a real reaction.

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>>674135877
>Me burying my dick in your ass will make you feel better, trust me.

>>674136333
YO MY TRIPS i
i should get a free message for that shit

I was just mad that you ignored me for three months. Don't start using me as an emotional tampon. If you wanna meet up, fine, but don't be a bitch.

>>674136511
winrar

>>674136047
rolling for this, kek

>>674136511
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, OP

>>674135799
because pussy is easy to get if you're not a faggot

>>674136511
WIN

Yeah this is bait.

Abandon thread.

>>674135991
If by talk you mean fuck,sure

>>674135799
what if op doesn't want to get laid with her?

>>674136305
kek nice
>faggot but good faggot

>>674136552
Alright this is fake and gay

>>674135262
>Frendzone level over 9000
This might actually be promising if you post pic of gril.

Okay let's meet. How long is it gonna take to get to mine? And bring takeout with you