>>674103033
memes

>>674103033
dildos

>>674103033
go check faggot

>>674103033
You are dating an autistic
/thread

Have you looked up there?

>>674103519
you cant /thread your own post you ignorant nigger

check and post results

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Maybe smashing fat rails?

>>674103033
tits or gtfo

>>674103519
>>674103751
/thread

How hard is it to fucking climb up there and snap a pick real quick? Just do it faggot.

>>674103304
He not hiding something up there...well i didnt found something

>>674103033
He's using space between the top of the fridge and the ceiling as a hugbox. Google it.

>>674103033
probably hiding weed or something shit or a burner phone

>>674103519
u think so? How should i talk with about that?

>>674103751
A nigger would be too illiterate to post to /b/ you cuck

>>674103033
tits or gtfo

>>674103186
>>674103198
>>674103304
>>674103519
Are you aware we can see you samefagging your own thread?

>>674104056
what does he does after he climbs on top tho?
he gets completely on top, or what.
give more details, faggot

porn, drugs... th head of his ex. barely give a shit

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>>674104320

>>674104238
If he is otherwise fine no need. Just let him do weird shit that makes him happy. If he has issues send him to a psychologist.

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>>674104294
inb4 Gay couple

>>674103613
There is little dust, but many scratches and some elusively stains.
But no stuff lying around... :\

>>674103033
he thinks he is a cat.

>>674103033
Just hiding some drugs

>>674104387
>what does he does
>is you is or is you ain't, nigger?

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>>674104320
>Are you aware we can see you samefagging your own thread?

I hope this is terrible b8

>>674103033
hes looking for anne frank

>>674104320
Shouldn't you be on reddit calling repost on something last seen in 2010?

>>674103033
Your mothers ashes.

>>674104595
Elusive stains...He's saving his cum up there.

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>>674104320

>>674104387
He lets hes feet hanging down and crawls deep in the corner. What exactly he is doing there i dunno cuz everytime he heard me he crawles back immidiately...
After the times ive catched him he s acting normal aslike nothing happened. One time he acted like he didnt evem climbed up there and said that i bad shit delirious

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>>674104320
Yes, anon, that's the only reason the (OP) could possibly be there.

>>674105081
Stay in school

>>674105081
what is your native language?

>>674103033
>>674105081
This is fuckin weird
Just climb up there and look to see what it is

>One time he acted like he didnt evem climbed up there and said that i bad shit delirious

I really really like this sentence, do you mind if I save it?

>>674104866
that d be gross... Why should he do something like this?

Drugs

hes either on them or stashing them there OP

>>674104668
Not everybody has english as a mothertongue u ugly USfag

nice shitty socks.

is he gay?

>>674105081
>hide a camera
>record him
>show it to him
post results

>>674104866
This. I have seen this before. 11 times as a matter of fact.

>>674104652
We take weed together, we both reject chemical drugs, he even more than me

>>674105081
Could be panic attacks or something similar.
Seeing as how he retreats to a safe space and scratch marks hint to obsessive compulsive.
Imagine him lying up there crying, rocking and scratching his arm/furniture?

>>674105081
Yo do the same thing, and let him catch u doing it.

>>674105284
German

Is my english that bad? ^^'

>>674105081
Psyfag here, your bf is insane. Run

>>674105362
Of course!
Is it cuz my english is that bad? Im from austria, sry for that xD

>>674105851
its readable. thats what matters

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>>674104320
Yes

>>674105540
Is that an excuse for trying to use a language you don't know? I'm sure you can find a website that speaks nigger just fine.

>>674105628
We are together, hes bi

He's just craving a surprise pegging

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I need to know why this is happening.

OP you should climb up and see if there's anything up there.

>>674104618
He kinda acts like one often, but thats too strange

>>674104546
Yeah he is good to fuck, i like him in any ways but perhaps i can help him or anything

Stop baiting like the faggot you are and just take a picture of it up there. Till then you're a faggot.

>>674105837
this,
climb up there and let him "surprise u doing it
>post reaction

>>674105837
Omg thanks, thats actually pretty great idea!
THANK YOU SO MUCH i wonder how he will react :D then i can talk with about that crazy stuff

>>674106755
Yeaaah
Okk ill post it tomorrow

>>674105081
Oooh I know this one!
He's trying to drive you crazy

>>674105732
Omg that d be awful! How can i talk with him about that when he rejectin that he s going up there! He doesnt seem depressed to me :\ im always nice to him and he laughs much

>>674106185
are you male?

>>674104259
thats exactly what a nigger would say

Set up a spy cam up there to see what he doing nigguh and watch the footage together and if he doesn't answer before you know he's a cuck

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>>674106617
Ur fag

>>674107273
>laughs much
Yup, definitely depressed. We all do that, just keeps the ones we love without worrying on when we will end it

>>674107273
He's a faggot, so mental illness is already established.

>>674107352
Yes

>>674103033
Masturbating, probably.

>>674107504
I cant just by a spy cam! Im a pupil

>>674106931
>>674107067
do it NOW, nigger

get on top of the oven, or whatever

Post tits and I'll tell you

>>674107611
u re the one who is sick in his head

>>674107585
You really think that? How can i confontrate him with this topic??

>>674107645
OP is litterally a faggot

>>674103033
There could be a few reasons, such as not getting enough exercise or maybe it's warmer up there. Sometimes guys will climb things just to perch, which could also be a sign of feeling stressed or just cagey from being inside too much. If it annoys you, consider turning up the heat a notch, and make sure he gets some outdoor time, but generally it's a sign of serious problems that require a trip to the vet.

>>674107862
He s in bed already :\
But when i do a lot of noice perhaps he will come down

Okay wait for it guys

>>674108031
leave some razor blades on the sink in the bathroom
when you see blood coming out of the bottom of the door, confront him

>>674108119
HAHAHA OMG u made my day

>>674108031
You have to post tits first

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>>674107873

>>674108119
... The kekiest of keks

>>674108395
hhhrrrnnnnnngggggggg

who is she
post moarr

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/b guuuuuuuuuuuuuys im up there

Its actually pretty uncomfortable and harder to get up there as it looks...
You dont have enough space

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>>674108752
Dont let this thread die guys

>>674108752
I fucking new it op, you are a faggot

>>674108395
Who is this semen demon?

>>674108344
Im a bloke, twat

He's fucking your mom up there.

>>674108918
Let me guess, you are sherlok?

>>674109010
Bloje? More like a bitch, Faggot.

>>674109104
Yes, and he is Watson

He has a spider fetish. He likes to pretend to be a spider and shoot spidey jizz on your fridge

>>674108752
Your friend is supposed to be in the closet, not on top of it. He's just a faggot that got confused a little, that's all.

>>674109130
Homophobia? On my /b/?

>>674103033
Sounds like he's on Meth or bath salts

He has a portal to another dimension in which all people have got rainbows flowing out of their eye holes and can all be in peace and harmony under the watchful eye of the potato king who gives out free m and m's to all those who say hi to him on the street.

>>674109130
Is faggot a proper noun, now?

>>674108224
cmon, do it negro

>>674108861
roll

>>674108752
Answer as quickly as possible !

>>674107583
Whatcha hiding up there buddy? Mind showing us?

>>674109849
He did: >>674108752

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>>674108752
there is a space between the fridge and the wall, maybe he grab something behind this fridge

>>674110235
I saw it too on that pic >>674107583
But OP is busy right now

>>674108752
u moron, u do it when he's about to enter the kitchen so it's like he's catching u doing what he does.

fucktard.

LET HIM RUN INTO U WHILE U ARE UP THERE
then act surprised

>>674110647
*act casual

>>674108752
oh god i knew you are not a girl but a fuckin faggot. your face is so faggot you cant even hide your faggotry.

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>>674103033
Seriously... I have bent friends who did this for a laugh chasing a cat... Maybe he's chasing a cat?

>>674110936
>I think he's kinda cute

>>674111028
Here is the plan
It is simple

Put a camera in the crawl space

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>>674108752
Wow, I cringed way too fucking hard.

>>674107583
I see a gap at the back.
That's where he's hiding the treasure.

>>674111287
There no crawl space. Cat is off the chain psycho. We chased it, it jumped the fridge and his down the back, friend said she ain't giving up. She got stuck.

>>674108752
>>674104574
I fucking knew it OP
You're a faggot

>made enough noice until he came down
>he didn't saw me first, than he got shocked
>"ehm what are doing on fridge?" Sounded a bit confused
>was embarrassed first
>"chillin"
>"do you think you re funny?" cant order this one to any emotion
>"no, thats normal in this household" kek
>saw in his eyes he paniced
>"blah blah blah normal boyfriend-trouble-stuff, rejevt everything!"
>showed him pic
>came with this spider excuse
>quicked to anger
>"u can sleep up there if you want"
>left
>probably no sex for me tonight

>>674103033
Parkur

>how OP's thread ends

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kendrick_Johnson

>>674108752
Your a cute faggot op XD i want to cuddle you and give you hugs <3

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>>674105362

>>674111826
lololol
this is bullcrap rite?

pic of fridge again, with time stamp

>>674103033

He's hiding his Jew gold from you. Don't go fucking with him about it either, or you'll end up with the sheeny curse yourself.

>>674111028
I dont own a cat

>>674109719
It is if your name is Faggot. Obviously he got the idea somewhere that it's your name.

Uh... Is it? (your name, I mean)

Your boyfriend is Spiderman.

>>674112477
Dubs =truth

>>674112327
With enough meth, he probably thinks he does.

>>674112632
Kek

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>>674109130
Uh... what's a "Bloje"? Is it contagious?

>>674108090
kek

>>674112632
It isn't normal to think you're spiderman and jump from roof to roof but on meth it is

>>674108119
oh, anon. kek

throw a firecracker up there, if he is using it as a hugbox he'll love that. also film it, i want to hear that autistic faggot scream.

>>674112632
He dont do chems

>>674112815
Anyway we can see your cute face again sweety <3

>>674112858
Yes, I just have to stick my cocauss inside you.

Fucking
What

if u are from austria then probaby he has a little girl tiedup up there

>>674111046
faggot

>>674109010

You're a bloated twat?

What does that mean? I know what a twat is, and I'm sure you probably are one; but I'm not sure what you mean by saying that you're a bloated twat. Care to elaborate, m8?

>>674113148
What?

>>674112815
nigger ur bf is mentally ill i guess?
lol

just for the kekes, begin getting on top of furniture; tables, the oven, etc. and stay there in fetal position.
When confornted, just say u saw a spider. And act accordingly.
Until he tells u whats up.

That's how i'd handle it.

>>674113037
He don't do chems but he's hidin something. You don't know him well at all.

>>674103033
>>674103033
Does this make me gay?

Maybe he's texting his side hoe up there

>>674113125
WHEW! I'm safe, then, because that isn't going to happen.

I thought it might be one of those Internet viruses I've heard about that can be caught over the Internet.

OK. Carry on...

>>674108752
I bet I could make my bf climb the fridge, now I just won 100 bucks

>>674103033
seriously, is fucking creepy

>>674113661
If I were you, I wouldn't be so sure. Look out your window.

I did the same shit at your age, it maybe just the same kinda paranoia I had, the fridge is high up and seems safe and the ceiling presses against you provides a type of comfort.

>>674113623
My first thought but don't want to break op heart

>>674113881
Faggot

fridge is bae

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Ok /b/ros we fucked up

He a ignoring me and dont want to cuddle with me anymore
I think this kinda hurted him or smth like that, but when i can talk with about this tomorow it was worthy

But when he keeps being angry on and i cant have sex or bjs anymore i fucking hate u all 4chan -___-'

Last pic for today, bf beinf angry

>>674113801
Kek

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>>674113881

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>>674113881

>>674114091
Ur gae

>>674114103
Don't ask for advice on /b

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>>674114103
I think entire thread was ruse.

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>>674104805
No, i think it whas olof palme

>>674114103
you don't need him go cuddle with the fridge

>>674114103
pee all over him
post results

>>674113881
i CAN relate to that

>tfw thread was just bait to search hugbox

i fell into it,

>life ruined

>>674113881
But from what he should have paranoia? Im always there for him! I feel like a bad bf right now ;-;

>>674114444
checked

>>674114444
QWADS QWADS!!!!!DO IT

that's where he's making his final plans to kill u. go up there and look around, u need to find his journal soon before it's too late. hopefully it's not already too late...wait, what's that noise behind u?

>>674114499
Mine stemmed from a fucked up childhood

>>674114552
>qwads

quads*

>>674114444
dubs to the quads spoken

do it faggo

>>674114444
quads demand!

>>674114327
Kek

>>674114499
its a mental disorder honny its not your falt get him help he may be upset with you but this is something that really needs professional help

>>674114103
> my friend is an overly emotional faggot
> and I'm too stupid to realise when people are getting me to hurt his feelings
> you guys are mean >.<

>>674105656
Dont, as long as he isnt cheating u should let him do hes privat things. Probebly just silly things, but ul take something from him by exposing him

>>674114852
>>674113881
Exactly

>>674103033
Meth

I can't do this. Not today or what's left of today. I'm fucked up, dirty and high as fuck. I just can't do this.

>>674114497
Y u all think know its bait?

>>674114852
And let me stress professional ok sweety

He is obviously going to Narnia

>>674114103
gay

>>674103033
>
Why do you have power outlets on your ceiling?

>>674114998
This doesn't mean on the other that I'm trying to flee from the responsibilities. I'm just not able to do this in my current body status.

>>674114444
just do it cute little fag

>>674113807
Yeah it is!!!

either drugs hes crazy or just autistic

>>674104320
lol nice

>>674114949
But u dont think thats crazy??
Perhaps he need help

>>674115384
It's drugs

>>674115680
>>674114852
My thoughts

>>674114852
omg i feel like a bad bd realised smthing like that earlier...how can i talk with bout that?

>>674103033
Stopped reading at "I 've cathed him" Fucking kill yourself, inbreed trash.

>>674114859
Dont let me feel worse

>>674115680
Whats crazy is to care more about why he climbs on the fridge then ur own damn problems

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>>674103033
>>674103911
>>674103977
>>674104866
>>674106755
>>674107200
>>674107611
>>674108344
>>674109011
>>674112477
>>674113244
>>674113288
>>674114233
>>674114444
>>674114499
>>674114633
>>674115033
>>674115266
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD

>>674115717
Its not drugs trust me

>>674115885
meet him in a safe space, like on top of your oven can you both fit up there at the same time?

>>674115968
He's mentioned a few times that English isn't his primary language, no need to be the saltiest sea captain over it

>>674105081
what the fuck is behind your oven for him to be able to do that, a secret room?

>>674115266
There comfortable and need little energy

Drugs or something like that. Pretty much anything that you wouldn't approve.

>>674103974
Op never said he's a girl, just that he has a boyfriend

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>>674103033
Maybe he's cat-kin

>>674115885
Tell his be strickt tell him he IS getting help drag him kicking and screaming if you have to honny he may get cross with you but he will thank you down the line

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>>674116099

>>674116254
Narnia

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>>674104040
>Snap a pick
A pic you mean
Short for picture
Not pickture

>>674116535
Fuck you spell check

>>674116223
>USfags being grammarnazis
>dont know any other languages

>>674116700
A talking cat?

>>674116875
Kek

>>674116099
What is a get thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV0YNtFayEw

>>674116050
He is my bf, what else should i care about??

>>674116176
Not really...

lol this thread with its german OP

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>>674117092

and if your boyfriend speech and play with a hidden demon?

>>674117248
I know bf is most important thing <3

>>674117444
chek'd

>>674103033
Does he identify as a cat?

>>674117248
It's most likely drugs, pot I presume. Really, just ask or check but be calm no matter what, cant stress this enough

Signed-anon00013

>>674117444
SO MUCH GETS

>>674115680
He only do weed and he s 16
He rejects any chems

>>674117739
Wach me get

>>674117915
Wait how old are you?

>>674104069
I doubt it, that's what he uses 4chan for.

>>674117947
One more time

>>674117532
He is actually doing self-conversation sometimes, but not in a creepy way, in a intelligent way if u understand what i mean

>>674114444
The quads say that you piss on him

>>674118219
One more try

>>674118398
Fucking one off

>>674117444
I apologize my english! Sry
But pls dont be grammarnazis ökay?

>>674118334
One off from trips

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>>674117915
>>674118072
MODS

>>674118072
Im 19

>>674118702
What? his boyfriend is 16 not him?

>>674118657
Yeah, your mom ate the trips.

>>674118789
Nice

>>674118329
>self-conversation

......ok

>>674118879
What?

>>674118859
Yeah, he is too dumb to read
Thanks for protecting

>>674118587
>>674118587
YOU ARE GIVING US OTHER GERMANS A BAD NAME CUS OF YOUR BAD GRAMMAR!
I bet youre a jew...


Mal im ernst...google mal wie man depressive Leute auf ihre Probleme anspricht. Was ich bisher gelesen habe scheint wirklich als ob er deppri ist...jeder hat mal ne down phase aber aufn schrank klettern?
Kuschel mal ordentlich mit ihm und rede mit ihm

>>674118587
Dont worry bro, the average american is just stupid

>>674118789
Your a cute 19 year ago