fuck off

>>674060119
you fuck off

>>674060164
fuck off, you look like a child molester

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>>674059896

>>674060252
nice m8

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>>674060361

>>674060490
??

You fucking pathetic faggots

Stop it

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>>674060250

>>674060690
Ugly mother fucker

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buying a gun today

>>674061069
You are one fat fucking block head ugly motherfucker ahahahha

>>674060252
nog/10

>>674061218
I'm actually Hawaiian

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they say i got a purtty mouth
also absolute autism as well

>>674059896
Confirmed virgin

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Not my face, but good enough

>>674059896
where did you get a cool prussian helm like that

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>>674061051
What did u say, faggot?

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This is my face.

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tell me i'm gay or something else predictable

>>674061456
Pussy Manlet / 10

>>674059896

Get rid of the pedostache and the acne, and you might look better.

>>674060252
Quit pretending to be a nigger and get rid of the nasty as fuck dreads.

>>674061069
Maybe if you'd smile once in your life you wouldn't look like the human version of grumpy cat.

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>>674061382
Me on a normal day

>>674060252
white snoop dogg

>>674061659
Let's see you now

>>674060252
You look like a psychotic rasta Jesus.

>>674061605

You don't look gay, you look like a pretentious prick. There's a difference.

>>674060252
Black jesus!

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>>674061682
What I'm doing on a normal day

>>674061605
You look like you have ocd.

>>674060361
You actually let people see you with poofter hair like that?

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>>674061638
6.2 u mad, girl?

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>>674061069

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r8?

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hey /b, roast me

>>674061605
Elaborate>>674061891

>>674061513
MODS MODS MODS

>>674061378
How IS the drug mule business? Any condoms burst in your stomach lately?

>>674061850
holy shit nice tobacco m8! You have great taste.

>>674061784
sell high end lighting for a living, i gotta look decent for work and the only two types of people i deal with are rich white cunts, and people who want to pay less than 10% asking price

pic was at work, hence misery

>>674059896
Nice hat.

>>674062004
Nice photoshop

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>>674059896

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>>674061951

>>674062040
I am 21.

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R8

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inb4 virgin

>>674061382
Nice mall selfie, clearly underage newfag

>>674061513
Also underage newfag

>>674061659
>Calling someone a human version of an extinct meme
Good job, you're also a newfag

>>674062083
Wall fucker.

>>674062004
looks like this face was selected with the paint tool and increased in size

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>>674062174

>>674061854
only with the things in life that don't matter, like road layouts in cities: skylines or not doing side missions before main story quests

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this is what failure looks like

>>674062004
Randomized Bethesda rpg character. The face is too big for the head.

>>674062271
Only I am not underage, I am also married, but whatever.

>>674061605
you look like a complete and utter faggot

>>674062322
>>674062174
>>674061951
Who the fuck is this cunt?

>>674062548
Newfag.

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>>674062548
star wars

>>674062271
That is NOT a "mall selfie"; the photo is an a country gear shop (rifles and barbour jackets etc.) about as far from a mall you could get, faggot. Also I've been posting since 2009, longer than anyone on /b/ can lay claim to; I remember the times when cp was posted on a daily, traffic was slow and there were hardly any mods. /b/ has turned to shit and you are part of it.

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>>674061765
Fair's fair.

>>674062137
I suppose that's a decent enough excuse.

>>674062271
Just because it's extinct doesn't mean it never existed, faggot. And it doesn't change the fact that you look like a flat faced, ugly as fuck cat.

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My wife and I on Christmas

>>674062505
Being in a sexual relationship with your father isn't marriage.

>>674060690
Jesse?

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>>674062638

>>674062618
Faggot

>>674062701
holy fuck tell me this is fake

>>674062703
Lol, true. Well looks like I have to burn the ring.

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Typical

>>674062646
Jesus fucking Christ! You look like me! Maybe I won't get those John Lennon glasses after all.

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>>674062701
falloutboy/10

also, pic related, drunk@bar and not at work

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>>674062806
Lol no it isnt, in-laws say I look like a serial killer, what do you think b?

>>674062838
how do you plan on burning a ring you fucking autist it's metal fuck you

>>674062646
lol >>674062271 is me

>>674061069 some different sack of shit. Sorry pal.

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>>674059896

>>674062646
Holy shit my fucking sides
Take that stupid fucking grandma's bandana off your head
Let's see how bad the balding is you tobacco chewing cousin fucking trucker looking mother fucker
Also don't hold your phone like a fucking faggot

>>674062873
Good, you'll be fucking up my shitty solo style.

>>674062927
dude how does your wife fuck you when you look like that jesus christ

>>674062922
Sheeatsthatboogershespickingfor/10

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>>674062102
Cheers mate. Getting buzzed off a couple of ciders and smoking AS right now. Life's good.

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>>674059896

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>>674062927

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>>674063080
Usually she just hops on, just shaved my head, and trimmed up the beard. This better?

>>674062962
Actually, my hair falls around my fucking head like a mountain man, hence the bandanna.

And I'll hold my phone any way I god damn well please, unless you wanted some blurry found footage looking fucking pictures.

>>674062928
The ring is just a twig tied around my finger dumbass.

>>674063160
strongbow is the alpha cider /10

>>674060690
putins retarded nephew

>>674063257
Let's see.
Lose the bandana

>>674063304
Annoying statements about how weed should be legal and a trash indie CD bought at a coffee shop/10

>>674063304
Show dick

>>674063160
So the first time I ever had a Strongbow was at a pub on base in qatar. The Americans have a three drink per day limit but the brits had a full bar and I got shit faced and fucked with and written up on the way back to my rack. I'm gunna order a case from the specialty store in town today because of you, thanks for the memory.

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My wife and I. I know we look you but we are actaully in our 20's.

>>674061069
dont cry lol, not even bad looking. people who are saying shit wont post pics of self

>>674063502
Agreed about de weed, indie is for faggots

>>674063503
Nah

>>674062548
he is the sun

>>674061605
nigga, you gay. galaxy note hahahaha

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>>674063561

>>674063567
Cheers, glad to be a help to you ;)

If dubs I post my picture

>>674063437
Nah. I like it.

>>674063773
galaxy note 1, still daily drive it, still running android 2.3.1

bought in november of 2011 and its still in great shape, no cracks or anything, yeah its slow but i got no reason to replace it

>>674061850
you somking liquorice papers? you scrub

>>674062927
No one ever told me why I look like a fag.

>>674063608
he looks like a fucking meme cat

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>>674059896
More like feces

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>>674059896

>>674063986
That's silver rizlas m8. liquorice is shit.

>>674062222
checkd

>>674062225
ron peralman fucked a raticate

>>674061850
you rp as a 15 year old faggot?

>>674059896
Hogan! 30 dayz in ze cooler

you guys are all better looking than me, so congrats eurrone

>>674064200
Holy shit, quads!

>>674061605
nice haircut

>>674062646
balding/10

>>674060250
he looks more like an actual child with that halfstache

>>674062927
he looks like hes thinking - why is my daughter fucking this fat man child looking cunt

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>>674064288
I'm 21, not a homoesexual, don't even know what rp means mate.

>>674061682
would love to see you on a non normal day i bet you look amazing

>>674064163
A forehead crevice so deep it could support battlements.

>>674064579
Belgian?

>>674064626
ikik ive heard it's pretty bad lmao

>>674063239
............no

>>674062701
i would like to fuck your wife good sir

>>674063954
>i got no reason to replace it
how about because its a galaxy note

>>674063567
strongbow is the equivalent of cheap ass dog piss in the UK, just so you know. Every student drinks it and you can get it in literally any bar.

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>>674064541
Oh for fuck's sake, fine.

Behold my hippy hair, ye of little faith.

>>674064976
I also would like to fuck your wife but ill go second

>>674063599
>Fucking King krule lookin mother fucker

>>674064196
let you off then, silver rizla are king

>>674065062
god i can barely see hairline but i can still tell you're basically bald

>>674064163
what do you hide in that rue pouch you call a forehead?

>>674059896
fuck off austin.
ur a huge fucking faggot.

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>>674064734
English
>>674064616
Well fuck you too mate, I'm ugly as fuck and know it. It only bothers me a little bit, I could be worse, I could be somebody like you.

>>674064610
pubicbeard/10

Seriously - you need to fucking shave - you clearly don't have the volume to make the look work.

>>674062153

Nicest so far

>>674064579
And a frenchfag

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And that's me

>>674065062
nice comb forward

>>674061682
how to write slam poetry for dummies

>>674065201
Uh huh. Well, if I'm bald, you're blind as fuck.

That being said, it wouldn't bother me that much if I was bald, I'd just buzz it off to stubble and keep wearing the bandanna.

>>674065134
I can see it. At least he isn't a ginger.

>>674065062
It was a good attempt but you are CLEARLY balding and your hair is thinning.
I'll take my "fuck dreads" over your failing hair style anyway
Now slap that bandana back on hogan.

>>674065227
all the regrets
>mfw [i have no face and] you wont even understand this

>>674065543
Indeed, I'm a writer, and a very talented one at that, if anyone is interested I can post my prose work. I'm working on a novel at the moment.

>>674065062
Your fingers are fucking gross
You bite at them don't you?

>>674065747
Shut up

>>674065747
post something then, it better not be about fucking vampires and warewolves or wizards

>>674065899
Dubs speaks truth

>>674061456
Confirmed beta manlet. Zero gains in sight you fuckin twig

>>674065973
Also no ice burns as hot as fire
Or
Heart shattered like the glass on the floor type of shit either

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I'm the one on the left

>>674065299
wtf i was being nice. i bet youre hardcore on non normal dayz. youre not ugly i htink youre just not getting enough sleep and exersize. also keep hydrated. turn that frown upsidown bro.

>>674065973
Sure:

As the boy stepped out into the light, homewards bound, the park up ahead, where dogs chased and other children gathered, he walked through the school gate, nostalgically looking into a future that did not yet exist. The melancholic walk, marking the end of another painful day, he would face alone. The day was filled with regrets.

The shade of a tree sheltered him coolly for a moment from the summer heat and the smell of the flowers almost filled him with a calming peace. But he could hardly be at peace after a day like the one he had just had. Why did it have to be like this? His face flushed with red hot shame and embarrassment. He thought he would get home as quickly as he could and try to forget about what had happened, but he knew he would face the same thing the next day; embarrassment in front of all his classmates, dejection and shame over and over and over....How he wished he could wash those jeering laughs out of his mind! And worse, much worse, ----imaginary character looking on, not laughing, but looking at him with pity! With pity! And how she looked away when he saw her. He would bury himself in the flowerbed that lay in front of him, if it would clear him of the shame, the shame, the-
He tripped heavily on the pavement, clumsy, clumsy! Now red sun on asphalt, illuminated the graffitied concrete tower blocks, and the small concrete huts with weeds branching out of the cracks and windows, grey and dusty (what went on inside he did not know), and the cityscape, ugly and vast and domineering took a hellish bend and he was amidst all of it, the schoolkids chasing, playing, laughing (at him, perhaps?), the dogs, horrible and wolf-like, growling, maybe, and barking, vehicles - towering giants, machinery that pumped black fumes and that hummed, a whole orchestra, fierce and monotonous and...

>>674066148
Is that Ur son?

>>674066148
>so much autism in one pic

>>674066211
Texas fag?

>>674065465
first half decent guy on the thread

>>674066188
Little did he know, he would not be, would never be, at peace. These pains of childhood: dejection, hostility, ----, would only be maximised in adulthood; he would only become more lonely, more apart, distant from the rest, further; a drunk, a failure, appreciated by no-one, pitied, even, by no-one.
A black cat winked at him, again and again, and he felt a little warmth and happiness rise up in him. Not too long in the future, ten years maybe, nothing but drink would bring him such warmth and peace. It never occurred to the child, what the future really held in store. Mere fantasy kept him going; little did he know the perseverance of the hatred of his peers, little did he know that even at twenty five, he would still entertain fantasies of his girl Lily, aged nine and still aged nine in his fantasies, unable to find any interest in women any older than that (save a few years); never did he envision years and years of dejection during adolescence, then his first cannabis joint, his weekly, daily joint, then his cocaine evenings, regretted in the morning, the musty sweat of liquor and cocaine, clinging parasitically to his ugly and exhausted and useless body (at the age of twenty) all to fill, to cover up that fundamental difference from everyone, that distance, that deep longingness, and the hopeless knowledge that what was inside was undisguisable, was integral to him, and was there to stay.

>>674066172
Well cheers, I'm used to people being hostile to me, so ty

>>674066194
Lol that my step dad

>>674059896
Shave your ugly moustache, faggot.

>>674061892
yuck

>>674066290
Nah, live in England

>>674066188
keep it up. dont let anyone shit on your dreams

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>>674065471
Did you need one with it slicked back?

>>674065656
It probably is thinning, but fuck it.

>>674065802
Actually no, one because I'm not a COMPLETE degenerate, and two because I physically can't. You can't see it, but I'm missing the top four front teeth from a combination of bad dental hygiene and shitty dentistry. Trying to keep from losing any more, so I actually try and keep what's left healthy now.

This all said, last picture I'm taking. Too lazy to get up just for you lot anymore.

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Me and the fam

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>>674066525
>not bald

>>674066433
Being from Texas, you definitely look like one of us man

>>674066552
before the orgy

>>674065743
I was kidding. You look alright.

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Hurt fag here

>>674061892
Go back to /fit/ and figure out how to fix that trainwreck. Fkkn kek!

>>674066671
rapist/10

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Step dad took a pic while I was sleeping lol

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>>674059896
>inb4 underage faggot
>am a faggot
>am not underage

>>674066525
You have thin hair; it is like mist.

>>674065299
Did you just get triggered when someone gave you a compliment? What a douche.

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>>674066902
hurt kurt havin a squirt

>>674067083
Norman bates?

>>674066552
I have to ask - why is your wall covered in bible quotes written in coloured ink/pencil?

>>674066188
no bad, to be honest, too many commas, though.
i had to read it like james t kirk.
also use the word 'and' far too often, but other than that... purdy gud m8

>>674066671
refugee?

>>674065299
So insecure hahahahah

>>674060250
Exactly what i'm looking for

>>674065465
Fuckboy/10 I bet you're from California

>>674060252
I would actually fuck you

>>674067301

Not even close.

But I am curious what nationality you think I am.

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Since I know yall are gonna beg for tits

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>>674059896

>>674066814
im not him

>>674067431
I am going to say Turkish.

>>674062083
would hangout with/10

>>674067461
How old are you?

>>674066902
that'll teach you not to bob your head so fast whilst sucking dick

>>674067439

Jesus H. Christ, not if they look like that

>>674066902
perty qt

>>674067597

Not a muslim.

>>674067150
so insecure he thought it was sarcasm

>>674067652
Guess

>>674060690
i bet ur racist u fucking skinhead shit, go kill urself nigger, u prolly have a swastika tattoo on ur chest too

>>674061382
do you usually wear clown shoes or was it your birthday?

>>674067461
cute, i like

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>acne face

>>674067906
15

>>674067251
My mom and step dad are super religious, they believe that if you cover the walls in Bible verses it keeps the demons out

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/B/ wishes it had superior Hispanic genes

>>674061382
WHAT ARE THOSE?

>>674067988
unibrow of the ages/10

>>674067847
Wierd I didnt think it sounded like sarcasm at all.

>>674059896
More like feces of /b/.

It's time to flush.

>>674068176

That's because your confidence is in the shitter.

>>674068127
I'm happy with my rich, superior white genes. Now excuse me while I happily soak in my white privileges.

>>674068155
>what do you mean... its not a unibrow tho

>>674066148
I'm too exhausted to insult you today.

>>674067425
Nope, Texas

>>674068267
? I am not him. Just a random dude.

>>674067988
Nice unibrow tho

>>674068123
you should fuck your stepdad with a demon dildo

>>674062248
be careful not to vacuum the whole universe into those nosetrils

>>674067988
Ayyyyyyy Mcdemarco

>>674068127
fuck off pedro mcbeanerson

>>674068398
well thank you?

>>674068361

Changes little.

>>674068127
hair is pretty gay, so is the squinting, staring at the sun face. Everyone does it and it just makes you look like a pussy faggot. also spik 4/10

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>>674059896
I hate all of u niggers :)

>>674067988
Pluck your eyebrows and drink more water. 8/10 (coming from a grill.)

>>674068127
you look like the child of a big african slave who raped an arab

>>674068072
61

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Alright, Im in.

>>674068176
neither did i thats why i had to reread it to see why he was offended.

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Give me a foony r8

>>674068576
... thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me in like, 2 months. Thank you

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This is my girlfriends youngest brother.

4 years old.

He told me if I marry her he would stab me, cut me up and then burn my body with acid to gey rid of the evidence.

>>674068727
donut barbie

>>674067439
No way thats you.

>>674068310
it is you fart, its a fucking unibrow and you got mad amounts of peach fuzz too. also idk whats wrong with your hair its confusing. it looks like cat hair.

But if you were to fix some of that stuff you would be easy 7/10