is it taxing to be this big a dweeb or has it become second nature at this point?

what ?

>>674040499
How did you get those dubs?!

How about you succubus deez nuts

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>>674040499
Can u do magicks

>>674040627
I'm a succubus, ask me anything you want.

So what's the cost of summons

>>674040499
how do i get mine?

>>674040499
How do I fuck a succubus op?

>>674040720
Yes, i'd give you an example but i don't know what you're looking for. Be more specific.

>>674040821
It's not hard. You're giving em a free meal.
Not OP, btw.

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>>674041009
But how do you summon one?

>>674040809
>>674040821
Meditation. Take a pencil, a pen, a knife, something sharp and put the sharp end between your eyes and above your nose. You will feel pins and needles this is your third eye, meditate on that feeling for prolonged periods of time.You also just need to simply ask for one, after awhile a succubus will appear to you in your dreams. That's just the start.

>>674040499
how me summon sucker bus?

plus are sucker bus h0t or ugly, plus how do i summon them the easy way tell me the spell meditaion is 2 long

>>674040793
When i appear to a boy after they've asked for my presence i offer them a contract. You will be completely owned by me in exchange for the pleasures i offer.

>>674041632
k how do i summon u i already sold my soul 2 s8n

>>674040499
>woman
>not succubus

>>674040499
You're worse than all the spastic furfags.

>>674041632
What if I cannot keep erect? Also, how long do you "own" the person?

>>674041555
you really don't have to meditate for too long, just enough for your third eye to be opened. There is no easy way, you ask for one and meditate. before you go to bed think about a succubus and how you'd like to me one, ask for one to appear. It's like sending out S.O.S, signals you have to hope someone hears you.

>>674040786
Is OP a humongous fag?

>>674042081
Ok soo.. satan has my soul is tht ok or nah not enuff credit

>>674041328
Wait in dreams? So one does not really fuck a succubus, just dreams about it? Why summon one then. I think we can do that without having to be owned by one

>>674041913
Like i said meditation on the third eye, it's a gateway.

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this is completely real amirite?

>>674042280
Ok but in exchange you want souls right, satan already has mine soo... is that a problem? That's the thing i want to know :Y

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>>674040499
>ITT: underage fags with stupid fantasies.

>>674042214
I said that's just the start, after awhile she will manifest herself. You will start to hear whispers, feel being touched, smell the scent of a women. These things will get more and more intense until you notice her, and then she will appear to you. Sex comes shortly after usually after you make a deal. Ass, grass, or gas nothing is free.

>>674042450
What did you sell your soul for? was it to another demon? Either way i'm not interested in the abstract concept of "soul" it's not a thing i can take, neither is "life force" people think that's what a succubus drains for you. It's really much more simple, i'll own you as a slave, you do what i say and if you don't you get punished.

>>674043111
When you say punished....?

>>674042071
If you cant keep erect then i wont fuck you it's really that simple. I own the people i make contracts with for the rest of their lives and you cant get rid of me once i'm attached to you.

>>674043111
what sort of stuff do you make your slaves do and what punishments do you give them if they don't follow orders?

>>674043111
So what kind of deals do you make then? Or is it simply sex for slavery, no in between

>>674040499
Explain the contract, letter by letter. Thanks

>>674043111
It was satan i sold my soul to in exchange of being better than eminem

>>674043331
I can manipulate my pets body in anyway i desire. this extends to the senses, i can make someone hear, smell, taste, see and touch anything i want and i can make things very unpleasant. I can possess my and make him do things he doesn't want to do as punishment such as dumping out all his liquor or holding him down for hours or embarrassing him in front of all his friends. But it really depends how badly you fuck up, sometimes i'll step on your cock if you're being bad other times i'll stab or make your mind melt.

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>>674043820
>better than m&m's
>doesn't said on what
>master macrame maker
>mfw

>>674040905
Give me a bigger dick.

>>674043845
So it's it possible to get a succubus to be just friends with benefits occasionally, and maybe train in magic?

>>674043470
Iv'e already listed some examples but a big one is pain, i can make you feel pain without harming your body, i can make you feel like you've been shot, set on fire, stabbed anything really. another thing he hates is nausea. I can make him feel so sick he cant move.

>>674043845
Can you put 9 inch nails into each one of my eyelids? (as long as im getting them back) then throw me in a box full of fiery cactuses and drag me out of it then kick me? SHIT I GOT HARD

>>674044001
Better than eminem at being a chocolate m8

>>674043593
That's exactly what i offer. There's really nothing else i'm interested in.

>>674043845
All this does not sound like punishment to me

ITT: make-believe time.

>>674044513
not a personal assassin? I like 1v1 ing demons soo :Y every demon m8 simple as dat, in exchange i want YOUR soul :)

Can we fall in love and get married and i become the overlord like in catherine

Op here
Mom found my succubus pics, im grounded and had to go see our pastor. Gosh I hate church guys. Its like I dont belong there. Like im actually evil or something...

>>674043790
I make sure the contract is in an unreadable language, it's more metaphorical really. But i make sure they know what they're signing on for.

>>674044352
Yes that's exactly what i can do, if that's your desire i can certainly make that happen.

>>674044896
show me the contract i swer i wont translate it.. i swer... kinda...

>>674040499
What is my name then ?

I am the last of a long line of demon hunters. See you tonight.

>>674044989
I meant as a punishment.

>>674044608
Then you're a masochist, you also don't understand the full extent of how much pain i can put you in.

>>674045241

>>674045078 this <--------

>>674045241
i can't really feel pain... that's one of the bad/good parts about the deal that ive done a few years ago... was like when i was 6 is that a problem or...

>>674044762
I'm a succubus it's in my nature. After being able to do anything i want for so long nothing interests me anymore but domination.

>>674045366
Well it's not real, so, no.

>>674045448
How old are you ?

When I was younger and first started hitting puberty, I had very rare wet dreams of me fucking this mild that was half vampire I don't what the fuck it was. I don't know if it was a succubus or some weird fetish that I never acknowledged. Never thought of vampires as "sexy" or anything I just had a couple weird dreams and don't know what to think of it.
>was it a succubus?

>>674045448
Where are you posting this from?

What are your terms and demands?

>>674045525
16.

>>674045448
Not even ruling over hell? W8 that's for me, not even being the 5th demon in controll of hell?

>>674045785
MOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSS
>EZ b&

>>674045525
I don't know, iv'e simply existed longer than i can remember.When you're a being of pure energy floating around time doesn't concern you.

>>674045241
I have a high tolerance to pain, it's all in the mind.

>>674045714
My pets computer

>>674046050
Why won't you answer
>>674045078
Since you have powers .
Also how's your moms basement ?

>>674046099
Fancy Sending a pic of you or your pet?

Wtf do succubuses do to people?
And if u were to help me summon one what would it look like

>>674042702
That sounds pretty damn close to that tulpa shit

>>674046265
P-proof? No way!

>>674045720
I expect my pet to always be respectful and submissive in exchange for sex you cant find elsewhere.

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>>674046288
Hitler did nothing wrong .

>>674040499
I can sumon a femboy/trap succubus?

>>674046435
Then that would be an incubus you faggot.

>>674040499
Can you grow a dick?
I want a futa demon to fuck my ass, her tits pressed into my back as she pounds away like a mating dog. Then I want to feel her corrupt seed filling my colon to a point it is almost painful.

>>674046206
Why do you want me to expose your name so badly, Robert.

>>674040704
Don't know why I laughed

>>674045797
Why would i want to rule over hell? What's in it for me? I much prefer keeping things simple.

What happens when your submissive parts ways with you?

Evidently he was to selective

>>674046540
What's my last name then.

>>674046660
Faggot

>>674046540
My name is the hardest to guess, literally guessing is impossible. What's my name succy?

Once I agree to the contract and the succubus owns me, does the succubus turn fat and ugly and sit around the house all day and stop having sex?

>>674046509
>>674046435
No that's wrong you can summon a trap succubus, they're usually the submissive type too. We're all different, not every succubus is as dominate as me.

>>674046660
Paulson

>>674046540
Wow wtf ? How did you know that ? Ok how old am I ?

>>674046822
There's no such thing as a trap succubus, it's an incubus. You should know this shit, c'mon..

>>674046820
Yes

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>>674041632
Ughhh you mean Marriage?

>>674046820
No, i can take any form you wish at any time. this means i can take the form of other girls too, ever wanted to fuck Taylor swift? I can do that.

>>674046885

OH MY GOD!!! I'm married to a succubus

>>674046908
My sides . Spot on mate .

>>674040499
well.

How do you summon a succubus?

What are things i should be aware of when summoning a succubus?

>>674041632
That sounds like a rather shitty deal.
I can get a hooker without selling myself into eternal slavery.

>>674047010
Taylor Swift is too skinny. Can you turn into a 14 or 15 year old hottie?

Can the pet/me obtain control of thy succubus if given the right circumstances

>>674046838
MINE NEXT! GUESS MY FIRST NAME AND AGE! PLS!

>>674043359
>If you cant keep erect then i wont fuck you it's really that simple.

Thread is over. OP is not a real succubus. Succubi can use their powers to get you erect whether you want to or not.

Source: I'm a demonologist and I've bound a succubus to my will.

>>674046820
Well, marriage is a social contract

>>674040499
How can anyone believe this?

I already feed on sexual energy. Why would I need you?

Having sex with a Succubus eventually kills you. Why would I want this?

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>>674047010
Ok acts up troll from /b/ confirmed . Out of all people you say Tay swizzle.

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>>674047112
Thanks for figuring that out for us. It was actually hard to tell for a moment.

>>674040499
Can you make my neighbor believe he has cancer? The guy is a fucking douche, I'll sign whatever contract, just as long as you make that fucker suffer.

>>674043359
What if the person would become a furry? Would that be incentive enough to cut your loss?

May we see your natural form?

Once you own me, can I have sex with you 24 hours a day if I wanted?
Do you appear to other people as well or just to me. Would people be able to watch me fuck you?

>>674047010
How can you prove that you're a succubus m8?im intrigued by this sorta stuff but I dont believe you one bit

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>>674044896
Do you let your slaves use your butt? Do you have a favourite?

>>674047334
It's a lie

What do you do in your free time when your not succubusing? Do you live on earth or hang out in hell?

i want to summon a succubus! help pl0x

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>>674044896
Hey wait a min are you.......a jew?

>>674047289
Op already said that they were into humiliation, and what could be more humiliating than making someone dress up in a fursuit and go out in public?

Do you look human or like a monster? And are you hot?

Do you come with an assortment of dildoes and sex toys? Or do I have to purchase those seperately?

>>674040499
Wait, so since my deepest desire is to rape, (torture, rape, rape, and more rape) a succubus and make her give me part demon children, eventually murder her in a crazy sexmagic ritual... that's what I get?


I'm so hard right now.

>>674047112
So what? Everyone gets a Succubus at level 20.

What do you usually ask your slaves to do?

Allright, my name is hard to guess. Answer it correctly if you know

>>674047112
This is technically true and i can do this however why bother, it's much more satisfying to see a mans broken face as he realizes he cant fuck me. In fact i keep my pet in a cage and dont' let him get erect.

>>674047571
Must be some real weak men you sign a contract with then. My succubus keeps begging for my cock.

Then again, as I said, she's bound to me and not the other way around.

>>674047571
If you a succubus,then how tf do you know how to use this website?

>>674040499

i have nothing better to do so i'm writing this

>>674047555
Get trips.

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>>674046908
Fucking kek

>>674040499
Can you sumoons suckybus for me?

>>674047571
>>674047687
This is what furries do outside of furthreads.

>>674047687
Hahahaha
Oh shit
Theres still some funny shit spewd from you autists
Lmao xD

>>674047509
I look human, i have red hair, a slim figure and i have the perfect pair of tits.

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So i have to the pen thing at night
But what if i already have a pentagram drawn on my floor what would that do

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>>674047814
THE perfect pair? The only one? Can nobody ever have a more perfect pair?

>>674047708
I watch my pet all day everyday. And he browses regularly.

>>674047814

Tits or Get the FUCK OUT!!!

>>674047334
Still waiting on an answer
>>674047943

Ok suckmyass fuck this fake shit, anybody have Darkstalker Morrigan Hentai? Dump it here plz

>>674047708
Demons, in particular those that interfere in human lives, are very intelligent beings, more-so than most humans.

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>>674047814
Is this right ?

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>>674047814
Do you let your slaves fuck you in the butt?

>>674047717
Welcome to the club, I don't think anyone here has anything better to do. Including me.

>>674047979
+1

>>674048071
Dude they fake

>>674048075
I do but its in my vault so....

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>>674046822
>dominate
>domme demon since time began
>never learned to spell dominant

>>674047923
Nope

Only a dumbass would want to be involved with a succumb us. Talk about the ultimate cuck. Pathetic.

>>674048172
i like beans.

Neither of the stupid demon idiots in this thread know shit about succubi.

>>674047814
You described something I enjoy. This intrigues me. It makes me wonder if you know who I am. Tell me something no one knows, be specific not using names and I might be interested in a contract.

>>674048155
Yes i have let him but only once or twice.

>>674048184
Come on man just spam that thing here, it would probably be the best amd most appropriate time. That way we can fap to a hot looking succubus rather than listen to some slave owner fake succunuts

Notice me senpai!!!!

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>>674048075
Is this good enough?

>>674048419
Described a woman with red hair. She's watching you.

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>>674048203
I'm trying to answer questions as fast as possible thus rushing.

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>>674048421
So what do you look for in an ideal slave?

>>674048523
How old am I ?

>>674048463
I'll notice you, what's your fetish? Do you like anime girls?

>>674048523
How many levels of hell are there ?

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>>674048501
I was thinking more along the lines of this

>>674040499
Say my whole name and I believe you

What is the truest religion of the world?

I'm waiting

>>674048619
Well of course i do also i really like demonic chicks with decent tits

>>674048577
I look for someone who's extremely sensitive to their surroundings they are the easiest to be with. It also helps if they're already a masochist, but if you're not it's fine i'll turn you into one. I also adore men who are courageous, they're usually the only ones not afraid of me.

Why do you guys believe this?

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Moar?

>>674048370
Lvl 100 demo lock reporting in, can confirm this.

>>674048786
Damn thats not obious enough because they all suck ass

>>674048754
Sucky mad cocks .

>>674048910
Your full of crap, I asked a question. If you were really succubus you would have answered the question I asked. And no I won't ask again because if you are what you say you are you should know what I asked.

>>674049002
damn you're real

>>674048786
Satanism that one was easy.

>>674048664
Not many (im not the succybus) But im stuck IN THE DEEPEST PARTS OF IT LOWER THAN FUCKIN SATAN...

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>>674049075
Kek
Also check em u plebs

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>>674049075
As real as a gay fish .

Why do this? Like... why?

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>>674048910
What about guys with a kickass personality? Also, what if a guy wanted you for a more... permanent basis? My uh... friend wants to know.... yeeah.

deer succybus, how can i 1v1 satan?

>>674040499
How old am I or else you are a lie .

Just curious, what does a succubus' feet look like. Is it like claw looking things? Or just regular looking feet? Also, would you take foot slaves?

>>674040499
hey succubus, can you give me a more feminine form? or do you just fuck things?

>>674049517
>What about guys with a kickass personality?
>What about guys with over 90% body fat?
fix'd

>>674049476
Well.. Kanye West is a gay fish and real soo.... oh w8... his raps arent real nvm

>>674040499
Prove you real by giving me a high five right now

>>674041632
>offers pleasure

Already better than marriage

>>674049521
Well first u must offer a sacrifice just to get to hell then u go through a bunch of his minions and demons then if your lucky he wont just crush when u first see him
Good luck

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>>674049613
Are you mad bro? Do not hate me because I can make girls laugh and people love me for being awesome.

>TLDR stop being ass mad you got no game.

>>674049517
I already have a pet sweetie, you're a cute little bitch though i'm sure a succubus would love to make a deal with you. Read what iv'e written and do as i described.

>>674048933
Believe, hardly
I can't speak for others, but I'm just shitposting to pass time until I get sleepy

>>674049859
>wont just crush
Ok

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>>674049922
Thanks I guess? I tried to do as you said to the letter but now I have multiple black holes in my house and my girlfriend will be mad if the house disappears, send help.

>Pic related

Whats your name?

>>674049582
One time i changed my pets face, just a little bit but it's possible for me.

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>>674048729
I think I get it. Like this?

>>674049582
OP is a succubus that doesn't fuck things and plans to take over the hell by watching someone post on 4chan all day long, haven't you been paying attention to this thread at all?

>>674040499
Is it possible to add a clause in our contract that is against phallic objects entering my orifices?

>>674047146
ikr lol

>>674050134

top zozzle

>>674050214
Umi

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Prepare to meet manmore demon slut.

Ill give you more sexual energy than you can handle but i have things i want too like world domination, if you can help we can work something out

>>674050570
>>674047146
We don't we're just playing around because why not?

>>674050672
How old am I for the 100 time . Role player .

>>674050423
I really don't think you're paying attention either, i do fuck my pet. And i have no plans to take over anything.

>>674040499
TITS with TIMESTAMP or GFTO, faggot!

>nice dubs tho

>>674050858
You take foot slaves?

>>674051250
Yes i let my pet worship my feet,. If you're asking whether or not i'll take you as a foot slave the answer is no.

>>674050250
alright succubus, hook me up with some feminization. I cant give you my immortal soul, so can i give you something else?

>>674048131
Have you ever tried this?

>>674051552
I have no interest in "souls". The only thing i want is to have a pet i can step on and bully, and i already have one. I'm sure another succubus can offer you what you're looking for, open your third eye.

>>674051506
Damn, anything I can do to change that?

Not sure if this is still going on, but I've got a succubus, she's not dominate, and actually helps me out with life.

If sex is all you want, that's all you get.

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>>674040499
So essentially you will embarrass someone you "own", torment them if they don't do what you want, make them feel like shit 24/7 and deny them sex if you don't feel like it and all that for the low low price of your eternal soul?

Sounds like marriage to me.

I think I will pass.

>>674049859
Can i sacrifice an ant? I dont feel like doint too much to an opponent that im going to destroy with only one punch

>>674051906
No why ?

>>674048131
This is bullshit. There's is no need for any ceremony just meditation.

>>674051948
well why do succubi do all the sex stuff anyways? collect semen and give birth to half demon bastard children?

If I just want a succubus to hang with, would summoningo and contracting with you have some negative side effects on me?

>>674052197
Can confirm, mine just came to me one day.

>>674052088
You pretty much hit the nail on the head i do all that and more. But you left out the good stuff.

>>674052197
Have proof ?

>>674052116
Think about it
If you tryin to get hell to kill satan you must make a huge sacrifice so the gates hell of can notice how bad/evil u are and open up
Or if u arent bad then idk what u should sacrifice maybe your mother for specific reasons

>>674041328
Instructions weren't clear enough

My room is now full of harpies

>>674051948
I know this is bullcrap but what you are talking about is very dangerous.

Once you open the 3rd eye you can't close it. Most people will go insane from what they see and those visions won't stop.

This is dangerous to one’s mental health and also to your brain chemistry. Opening the 3rd eye has its origins in cult philosophies; they are used by mind control leaders and it is very clearly utilized as a tactic to stop one from developing and utilizing their critical thinking skills, it takes down one’s ego defenses and produces a whole host of problems.

Best bet is to continue to fap to your world of Warcraft succubus and don't do anything that will essentially be shoving a cactus up your ass.

Why does bane wear the mask?

I'm a demon hunter

I kill among other things succubus

My kill count is at 78 right now

Ask me anything

>>674052254
Because i can literally do anything i want, i can get high on heroin for the rest of my existence. But after awhile it all becomes uninteresting. The one thing that doesn't get old is finding a boy to break over and over again. Because everyone is different, it's never the same experience it's always something new.

>>674052512
I just want to be in front of the gates, the gates are weak as fuck can break them

>>674052191
Don't have better to do so I was thinking if someone had experience with this.

>>674052861
How's the pay?

>>674047334
Succubus don't exist m8

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>>674052352
oh? what good stuff?

I can already fap to anything. I can then relax and not worry about sharp pains of a cactus shoved up my ass or calling my parents on the phone and talking about boners till I want to kill myself or making my skip and sing Katy Perry songs in public finally ending with my checking into an insane asylum and/or suicide and an eternity in hell being tormented by you and/or others? (is that about the gist of what you do?)

So what awesome thing can you bring me that would make all that worth it?

>>674047571
Succubus arn't real you delusional land whale

>>674052382
>>674052337
I will admit it's partially correct, as i said before half the work is just asking for a succubus. The ceremony is pretty much a big "please come visit me" so it may work. However it's not how i operate.

>>674052948
So u want satan to come out of his little hell hole and fight u
Why didnt u just say so all u have to do is kill yourself but right before u do u gotta say "fuck u satan im coming to kill you"

>>674048816
Succubus arn't real

>>674053141
Can i kill the succubus once i spawn it? Or can i make it my pet? Nah there is no can i i will force it to be my pet

>>674053106
Do you like little girls?

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>>674053082
sure they do! This is proof <grin>

>>674048910
Succubus arn't real you sad lonely tumblr whale

>>674049489
OP is lonely and possibly delusional

>>674049549
Eat taco bell for a couple days, go to the bathroom, look in the toilet when you are done and you have your answer.

>>674053260
No, you cant kill a succubus, it would be like trying to kill a shadow. Maybe you can make one your pet, every succubus is different, but one way or another you'l pay for her companionship.

>>674053288
Nope. But if I did I can always go to Thailand or Philippines or just go on plenty of fish and look for a single mom.

So what else can you do?