>>674014451
I'm a nigger that lurks on /b/ and /pol/

>>674014451
I just got lynched by my uni undergraduate society for saying racist things because I called racist brown guys racist. Secretly I'm not racist

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i actually did like her comedy :|

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

>>674014999
I find bumps with trips sexually pleasing

I enjoy some r34 threads

>>674015299
Interesting. Was her friend a dude?

>>674015299
Story?

I let my cat eat crunchy peanut butter out of my asshole on tuesday nights.

I want to fuck my cousin

Im black.

>>674014451
When i was12 i legit molested my friends older sister while she was asleep.

>>674016063
What did you do? &how old was she?

Despite everything, I still love her.

>>674016063
When I was a kid I did the same thing only to my cousin who was a year older than I was. Fucking awesome

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

I joined sandusky's shower wrestlers when i was a young lad of 6. He taught me how to clean myself with his tongue as a loofah.

>>674016458
Hi again.

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I actually have a lucario fetish that all my friends joke about me having, not actually knowing

>browse /b/ frequently
>have a foot fetish
>think I might like gf that would want me to cross dress when we fuck sometimes not sure though
>I hate on the whole PC culture because it's an easy joke but think they have some good point sometime
>like to act amoral but have a huge conscious

I'm in love with my best friend. She's the most beautiful girl to me.

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i'm not a unicorn

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I've sucked this girls sweaty toes for a whole night, without her noticing.

>>674017363
pics?

I fucked my friend and told her I would be ok with going back to friends and I'm not, and now that she has a boyfriend I'm purposely sabotaging our friendship so I don't have to talk to her anymore
it hurts a lot.

>>674014451
i killed fiddy men

>>674017584
You can just stop talking to her, no "sabotage" necessary.

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I'm into lolicon and my boyfriend doesn't know

Just a little while ago I took a shower with my gf and her 7&9yo nieces

Me and my friend were molested by his mom when we were kids he ended up killing himself a few years ago and I wonder how much it was because of that

we work/talk together every day so I'm intentionally making it hostile to force something else to happen

>>674017916

Probably not, he just seems like a faggot.

>>674017732
didn't reply correctly because I'm a retard

>>674018074
What?

When i was younger i used to break into abandoned houses and mess with homeless people.

I had sex with my gf's sister.

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>>674017582

>>674015917

That's really fucked up, even for /b

>>674017981
>>674018074
>>674018236

this was me

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>>674014451
I've touched dicks with my cousin before

A friend asked me and my ex to house sit whilst she went out and while there I helped my ex to suck and fuck their dog

>>674018052
Goddamn anon Ive never shared this and I want to be mad but can't never change

I left my wife after posting I was going to leave her on /b/ because she was abusive as hell. I got back together with her and then she took our son and I haven't seen either of them since

>>674019063
dump nudes, we'll find her

>>674018939
that's actually really hot and I've always wanted to do that with someone that was willing

>>674018474
At least im not a nigger.

>>674018957

Can't ever change what? Kids sexually explore, no doubt him touching his Mum was apart of the issue but yeah he was just a faggot, don't feel bad.

I once banged a girl who I knew was married, then went to dinner with both of them after. The husband never knew, and I feel guilty sometimes thinking I may have been the reason they divorced.

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>>674014675
Then are you ready?

>>674019220
She was really up for it, we had spoken about it before but we needed a dog and obviously getting a puppy and bringing it up would take years.. so when we got this chance she jumped at it, literally

I cheat on my gf with guys and crossdressers thru craigslist.

Met a guy online through omegle and kept in contact cuz he seemed nice and like he needed a friend

Now I'm kind of falling for him even though I thought I was straight...

>>674018939
Dogs don't like being sucked - this is a common misconception and is often done as the woman has an oral fetish. Dogs don't work like men and sucking can hurt.

I do like watching and helping willing women get done by willing dogs (and which unsnipped male dogs aren't once they get to know they can fuck a human?). Watching them go from nervous excitement to mind-blowing orgasm, especially if they get knotted - amazing and tent-making.

Me and my gf have been teaching my 12yo nephew how to eat pussy while he is staying at my place for a while. He's practiced on her about 5 times so far.

my boobs keep me awake at night.

>>674019844
Post a pic and maybe they'll keep me awake tonight too?

>>674019844
should tell them to shut the fuck up, you need sleep

>>674019752
I'll rephrase, there wasn't any "sucking" per se. But there was oral from her to him, and he didn't mind it. Most dogs dislike it but this one didn't seem to mind, I wouldn't say he enjoyed it but he didn't become aggressive.

>>674019354
Sorry wasn't using correct punctuation was telling you to never change, shit was fucked and him killing himself just added so much more to it really can mess with my head from time to time but you just got to live with it I guess

>>674019964
Id feel bad. I wonder if this is why most woman-kind is bitchy...

>>674019978
They dont make noise. I roll over on them.

>>674019390
Nah they got divorced because she was a whore it could have been anyone just so happened to be you

>>674020151
I've often wondered if you can just cut some holes in the mattress and dangle them in there for when you sleep on your front

Someone I know is making many /b/ threads tonight I see you bruh

>>674020116

Some people bitch out, shit happens, he's not thinking about you, move on bro.

>>674020151
>Id feel bad.
Fair enough, bitch.

>>674020349
Oh no you caught me.

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>>674015299

i lost my virginity to my father.

>>674020474
I wouldnt be surprised. And you'd know who I was if it was you.

>>674020596
Name start with a C?

>>674020292
I move around in my sleep so i dont think that would work. Plus if you share a bed with someone that would be awkward.

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Even if I have a house, fulltime job, and a wife I'll still feel like my feelings are invalid and that I'm a lazy loser...

I got my little sister really drunk/high and she passed out. My friend came over and the first thing he did was pull her leggings down and slapped his hard cock against her meaty cameltoe. Turned me on so much

>>674020422
yeah i know im horrible.

>>674020823
I don't have none of that yet and i'm feeling incomplete.

>>674020823
At least you have those things to make it a life worth living.

>>674020687
Whats in a name its the method that stands out

>>674020823
wanna have a mistress?

>>674020674

its long and drawn out. used to kiss me and bite my lower lip as a game when i was 9. took showers with him when my mother wasn't home and id wash his penis. years later took me to mexico on vacation and it finally happened.

>>674020752
honestly if my gf asked me to cut holes in the mattress for her tits I'd come running with a hacksaw. It's not like I sleep on that side of the bed anyway

give it a shot femanon

I'm a super saiyan

>>674020388
Very true Ive gotten better at not thinking about it I think it's that I never talked about it with anyone that it effected me so much

>>674020022
So why did she do it?

im a saiyan too but the whiney kind

>>674020823
I have a house and a fulltime job and a long-term gf I live with. I am a lazy loser.

I've come to accept that. It was a lot harder to handle in my early 20s.

>>674020986
probably not the same person seeing i've only posted one thread tonight lol

Lost contact with a guy that used to go on 4chan a lot so was just wondering if you were him but probs not

>>674016458
>Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

greentext please

>>674017866
>Just a little while ago I took a shower with my gf and her 7&9yo nieces

. . .and then . . .

>>674020853
I've already forgiven you and your bulky rack.

>>674021250
>put my penis in her vagina
>cum
>repeat as needed

>>674018380
>I had sex with my gf's sister.
How old were you / she? Does your gf know?

>>674021328
i posted it itt

>>674021185
Because she wanted to suck and swallow him cum? We didn't know whether he would like it till we tried, and like I said he didn't mind it. We'd have stopped if he did.

>>674020969
Its always the idea of "I could have worked harder" "I could have saved more money" Yet their is always the wall inside my head preventing me from obtaining the willpower or motivation to give the 110% Yet success seems to come soo easily for others.

fucked my sister when i was 23. she was 14. Lasted 7 years.

i'm a secret trap. i've been transitioning for about a year and i have to hide my boobs under loose fitting clothing. only 2 of my friends know.

>>674021556
Fag.

>>674021403
I'm finding it very difficult to masturbate to your story with such lack of detail. :(

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>>674019714
Demanding stories, in the form of greentext

>>674021027
lol what a waste of a good mattress.

>>674014451
I imagine my gf's 15yo sister when we're having sex when I need to cum

>>674021656
there's always more mattresses, but there's a limited number of opportunities to reshape the house around a giant pair of tits

>>674020993
No were getting a divorce anyways witch isnt helping my emotional state any.

>>674017852
Do u guys each other's dick?

>>674020569

Mary?

I have paid people on Craigslist to step on food bare foot and deliver it to me in the park (so they don't know where I live). I take it home and eat it.

So far I've done this twice with a 19 year old emo guy (a pizza and sandwich) and three times with a 22 year old girl (two pizzas and a sub).

>>674021991

nope. guess it happens more often than i thought.

>>674021249
Mmm backpedaling i think

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>>674021352
Thank you. That was nice of you

>>674019782

hot

>>674021801

I've never heard a better reason to remodel.

I have Maladaptive Daydreaming disorder and I daydream about being a woman all the time.

>>674021801
Not giant. Im only a D34. They are just uncomfortably large

molested by my mother's ex-boyfriend.

kinda gay now.

>yes im a man.

>>674022211
Trippydubs checked

>>674021018

so how was that first time? How did it feel to be with dad?

>>674022183
is that a ghost

When I was 10 I didn't know what masturbation was, and in a spa at the aquatic centre I was letting the jets hit my dick because it felt good. An older girl (could have been anywhere from 14 to 30 for all I know, I was shit at telling ages) told me to come with her. I thought I was in trouble. Instead, she took my virginity in the sauna.

No regrets.

I killed my cat.

>>674014451
>molested my dog
>sexual experimentation with cousins
>constant fantasies about breaking the minds of females of various species and femboy humans via complete sexual conquest

I'm a compulsive (impulsive?) liar. I lie about anything, all the time, even about the most mundane things.
I always make sure to keep my stories straight to different groups of friends, for example, one group of friends thinks I'm a librarian. I'm not a librarian.

I dunno, I think I lie so much because the actual me is a very mundane, boring person. Nobody wants to hear about that.

>>674022306
Me too, except replace "woman" with "somebody who's actually cool." It's a very extensive fantasy at this point, and I feel like I could write a book about it. Probably never will.

>>674022431
>so how was that first time? How did it feel to be with dad?

bloody and sore. felt normal i guess. pretty used to it by then.

>>674022443
Maybe a ghost.. Maybe just super alabaster skin that reflects light.

>>674014451

I can't jerk off unless it is to a girl that currently has feelings beyond friendship for me. If it isn't plausible, and is just pure fantasy, then I can't get off.

>>674022634

Are you okay now?

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>>674014451
>be me
>trips

>>674022746

i dont know what you mean, but yes i feel fine. i dont mind it. the memories actually arouse me. im ok with it.

I love turtles

I have let a dog lick my pussy

>>674022604
Okay. So tell me how you lost your virginity, or tell me about your cool 3-way that one time

I'm a horrible cheat and I can't keep my dick in my pants after 5 beers.

Not very interesting, garhg.

>>674021403
Hey anon. One of he best and most real stories I've read. Has any more happened since then?

>>674023006

you're just a man. dont beat yourself over it. its normal.

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>Work for lawn care business.
>Changing sprinklers in cemetery
>looks over
>see old Ipod on a grave
>take it

>>674019063
Yes, I agree with the other guy. Dump nudes, we need it in our aid to find her.

>>674019681


>guy

Hah joke's on you, it's most likely a girl just pretending.

I blame myself for my moms suicide

I daydream about killing myself very often. Once, I brought a small knife with me to work and strongly considered slitting my wrists in the bathroom.

I join dating sites and 90% of the time I never get replies. Whats worse is that I can see they saw the message and that they decided I wasn't worth their time...

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Im 28yo and in love for this 18yo dude. how sad...
Ill probably never tell him how much I want his peepee inside my vagoo.
feels terrible

>>674023234

do tell...

>>674023055

Worse, it's fun and I enjoy it. But being single is shit.

ah, lol. I'm terrible but I don't feel bad at all, sigh.

>>674023259

men dont get messages. dont get discouraged. its a numbers game. women get flooded. they dont have to message anyone.

>>674023234
I blame you too

>>674023259
How it goes when you're a male on a dating site

>>674022320
Post em

I use butter instead of margarine on my popcorn

>>674023259

It really is just a numbers game.

After I broke up with my ex I spent a year on tinder, mainly fucking fat chicks.

Match everyone, then delete appropriately based on level of desperation.

I have sneeked into sisters bedroom and plated with her pussy. I talked her into having sex and licking her alot of times. I stole pictures of her 17~18 year that i still wank to she be 26+.

>>674023261
mammary glands with Date Time Group or vacate the premises.

>>674023483

faggot

I purposely drink and drive in hopes that one night I crash and die, hopefully not taking anyone with me.

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>>674014451
lost virginity to my cousin Ginny

>>674023267
Not much to say. She's was a sad person all her life. When I came down to the last few years with her I treated her like shit because I was fed up with her being sad and treating me like shit. I just wish I had done more to help her.

>>674022929
Please give us a green text

>>674023482
I'm not in it for sex. I'm terrible at sex to tell you the truth. Being alone is just horrible.

>>674023577

odds are you'll survive and kill someone else.

kill yourself now and let people who want to live live.

>>674023261

just fucking say it already. you only live approximately once and it's way worse to be tortured by possibility than finding out either way and dealing with it

>>674023482
this guy knows the game.

I use to play this game until I decided that traveling and spending time and money on myself was worth more than worthless women.

I like the penis.

I've been thinking about going to a bad part of town and provoking people into attacking me in hopes that they kill me because I don't want my family to be sad if I commit suicide.

>>674021556
You should definitely post some pics. I've considered doing the same, but I fucking love swimming =/.

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>>674017852
Heh, you again. Was fun the other night, but I'm sure you're gone by now. No time to play anyway.

>>674023625

i posted a bunch in an incest thread days ago. its a lot to type. but someone made a picture of the thread. let me see if i saved it. im very disorganized with stuff i save.

>>674017866
Didn't one of them touch your peepee?

>>674023677
>approximately

>>674023794
You're a Fag too

>>674022972
Story?

>>674023763
Hey look niggers are good for something after all

Almost every hot girl I get to know I recreate in skyrim as accurately as possible and get them fucked

>>674022655
defs a ghost, you can tell by the general spoopiness

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i cheat on my gf with a trap, she has no idea. i've fucked her right where my gf sleep's, and fuck her at least every week. my gf's onea those 'no sex before marriage' pricks so i'm cheating. she deserves it, and whenever she inevitably finds out, which she will, she'll know why. we've fought over her bullshit religious fanatacism crap, so she knows i'm unsatisfied sexually. she just assumes i just jerk off a lot (i do but that's not the point), but nope. i'm getting my fair share of warm hole while hers stay empty and joyless. want to hold your cunt over the pit of marriage? fine, you can marry someone else once you realize i've been cheating on you for months.
tldr: if you believe in no sex before marriage and are on 4chan like i know you like to be, i'm fucking that cute 'grill' you met that one time.

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>Be me at age 12
>Plane trip with family friends to Hawaii.
>Sitting in the window seat next to the mother.
>She's always been an aunt like figure to me and I've always had a thing for my aunts.
>Redhead with slim freckled body and C cup tits.
>She's wearing a loose and low cut sundress with freckled cleavage and a lacy golden bra.
>Enjoying the view out of the corner of my eyes.
>Have recently discovered fapping, but didn't really expect anybody else to know about it. Thought I was a genius.
>Decide to start fapping.
>Engage MacGyver Fap Mode
>Prop two small airplane pillows up like a small tent over my lap.
>Insert one hand and start fapping through polyester shorts.
>She's napping and her head is between mine and her husband's.
>Stare longingly into the golden framed cleavage.
>Imagine sticking my dick in between her pale freckled tits.
>Picture her bent over with that sundress pulled up and matching gold panties pulled down to her knees.
>Dream about Fucking her in nothing but that bra while her nipples bounce out of it and she's yelling at me to fuck her good!
>Cum. No ejaculation, just orgasmic feeling and hypersensitivity.
>5 hour flight
> Fap 2 more times.
>Once while she's still napping.
>Once while she's awake.
>Even if I'm caught nobody knows what the hell I'm doing. I discovered this.
>In my mind.
>Don't know how they never saw or why they never said anything I'd they did.
>Land in Hawaii.
>Two weeks of beautiful timeshare, fapping into the mothers dirty red thong and various other panties and getting into my older sister's stuff as well.
>GET CAUGHT BY SISTER ONE WEEK IN.
>Good times.

Pic unrelated.

>>674023577

Order 3L each formic acid and sulfuric acid online.

Get a pup tent and erect it in a large room with the windows open.

Get in tent. Zip her up.

Two 4L containers. Half fill with formic. Add sulfuric.

Lie down and die.

source: dubdubdub.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18363119

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My feminist agenda to replace all guns in videogames with lesbian lasers is almost complete.

>>674023985
why do you keep calling the trap "she"? that's a man. you fuck a man. if you are going to be a gay faggot at least own it

Iran's missile got shot down.

Oh wait, it hasn't launched yet? Forgot to set my clock over the weekend. Sorry folks.

>>674023894
If you say so. I have no attraction to men whatsoever, just how I've always felt inside. I'm too shitscared to do anything for fear of being some hideous man-beast with tits though.

>>674023625

sorry cant find picture. probably in my other laptop.

>>674024091

this, literally nothing worse than a self applied self hating gay in 2016.

i won't go into detail, but it involves a young teen boy.

>>674023677
I wish I had the courage.

>>674024091
>>674024150
i fuck a man in the butt for fun because i'm bi, probrem now?
>>674024165
oh please do

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I have a fantasy of being able to travel to alternate universes just to hatefuck the same person every day for the rest of my life.

>>674024165
Nigger, it's /b/. The fuck are you worried about?

>>674024216
when I was 18 I was more than happy to bone and date girls age 28.

The problem you're likely to face is that 18 year olds dont really know what they want yet so it's not going to be forever.

>>674024216

First love?

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>>674023625

i found it.

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>>674024415

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>>674023985
You are just a trap being delusional.

I have two boyfriends and I'm planning to dump the poorest

>>674024596
kek

>>674024303
Don't we all?

>>674024374


>>674024216


Yep, if you show him your pussy he will fuck you.

Pic of yourself for lulz plos

>>674024636
You bitch.

>>674024636
Damn

>>674024596

what does that mean?

>>674024636

Sound logic...

Unless he's a rich nigger.

>>674021353
el topo keko

>>674024259
i fucked his mouth. but it was consensual.

it was at his house while his parents were away. this was before to catch a predator.

>>674024808

meh, age is just, like, a concept, man.

>>674024808

how teen are you talking about?

>>674024808
When i first saw that show i was expecting to see people hunting down mountain lions and other wild predatorial animals.

>>674020532
Kek

I used to have nudes of 2 of my friends' girlfriends.

>>674018939
holy shit i didn't remember this or think of it for...long as time..anyway..
was 12-13ish and gay but told no one cus i was a pussy, and so i on several occasions jerked and sucked a neighborhood dogs dick...he really seemed to enjoy it...never been into animal stuff really as an adult.

>>674023177
undr rated

>>674014451
when i click in [Update] every thread, i think the thread gonna be deleted
EVERY THREAD

>>674015814
everyone wants Anon :)
EVERYONE

>>674019354
well fuck it ...this better help. I was abused sexualy from 2-5 ish..guy was caught...had done it to 12 other kids...point is 1. not your fault..most think it is somehow 2. at some point after talking about it or not (kinda sketchy...vampire) you just have to get past it...now i think about it maybe 1-2 a year...

>>674024808
chris hansen is such a faggot. i'm 99 percent sure he did that show because he wants to fuck little boys and is repressing it

I tell my boyfriend he's the biggest and best I've ever had but to be honest I miss my ex

>>674016192
So do I.

It's been... I think four years and nearly every day like clockwork I think about my ex girlfriend (she ended it) from back when I was 16. I miss her so fucking much.

I have sexual thoughts about other women but I just struggle to picture myself sleeping with anyone but her. Forget emotional stuff too, any time I try to imagine loving somebody it's always her.

>>674023177
top kek

would be funny

i give my bestfriend head but he never gives me oral...sexually frustrated about that but I don't want to tell him...

>>674025215
Four years is too long, you need professional help

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I've spunked in her coffee

I cheat on my girlfriend regularly with freshers and this kinky milf I met.

>>674017363
If she is single, you might have a shot. Just don't confess instantly, that'd be dumb.

>>674025215
It's best you get over her. Same thing happened to me. That first one is a doozy.

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>>674024918

"The pedophile is a majestic creature, but easily startled..."

I suffer from pedophilia. Not all of us are molesters. It's horrible to have an illegal fetish and you can't get hard on normal girls. But at least I never molested anyone andnever did hard illegal things. Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>674025306
Don't be a pussy, tell him or you'll fuck yourself over.

>>674024374
>>674024398
>>674024705
Im not sure if Im more in love or craving for his mysterious dick.
> it's not going to be forever.
I know
Just wanna hold hands for a while and be fucked by him. I feel sick for that.
Every time I see him I got very very wet and when I post nudes I secretly hope him to see it.
Rofl
sad

>>674024808
How'd you fuck his mouth with a vagina?

>>674025360
>>674025215
the first girl you're really into imprints on you. You also imprinted on any girls you were the first with.

>>674025313
I guess. I dunno if I can talk about it though, she's a year younger than me and at the time of the relationship it was technically illegal for me to sleep with her.

>>674025423
Do. That. Shit. Don't be a pussy.

>>674025423

What if he has a small penis?

>>674025360
I've tried, sometimes I'll go a few months without ever thinking about her. Then, usually when I'm bored and lonely one evening, she'll drift into my mind and I'm back to checking her twitter account to see how she's getting on and thinking about how I fucked everything up.

I took all of my partners virginities

>>674025423

Just take him out for a drink and after a few literally say:

"Let's go back to my house and fuck."

Really simple.

As long as your a reasonably functional member of society, this will work.

I know because I was 18 and had a penis at the time.

>>674025653
So your secret is a win-streak?

>>674025403
Yeah I've thought about telling him, but he'll probably flip...Oh well, it's decided. I'll tell him

>>674025383
so...just saying...help probably the best idea. fantasy can change pretty suddenly into reality...and as I survivor of someones...pedo nature well id wish death on you not that you care just felt like telling you.

>>674025708
Post about it.

>>674021018
I remember you from a thread the other day

>>674025708

Well, thank christ for that!!

>>674025545
Rofl
I dont really care about the size ITs something beyond that

My ex was my flatmate and I knew she would move out one day so I came in her favourite mug while she was out. Thinking about her still drinking out of it helped me get over her because I'm a spiteful asshole I guess

My mate and his girl recently split up after a very lengthy (6+ years) relationship. I plan to fuck her the first opportunity I get. I also happen to be her superior at work for a company that strictly forbids such things (both parties fired, no questions).

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I pretend to hate feminists, but I just want to be noticed and dominated by Anita dominatrix.

>>674024596

It mean dis shit like a fucking ice cream through a fucking fence to a fookin deer.

When I was deployed in the Philippines, I had a 6-hour fuck session with this 7/10 pinay chick when I was super drunk.

Married with kids too.

>>674025773

hello. :)

>>674025403
Deal. You're right. I'll tell him next time, although knowing him he'll get worried and then ask so many question even if he's good at sex at all...you see he's a sensitive little twat

>>674025843
I have a similar fantasy, but in reverse.

>>674024752

giddant

up a post or two

>>674025463
Don't say you were with her for 4 years then. It doesn't look like the problem's going to go away on its own

>>674025843
the slut in your picture is asking for a more money she wants another 200k to make videos that any newfag can make

>>674025895
Hello!

>>674024752

It mean dis shit like a fucking ice cream through a fucking fence to a fookin deer.

>>674025403
Deal. You're right. I'll tell him next time, although knowing him he'll get worried and then ask so many question even if he's good at sex at all...you see he's a sensitive little twat -.-

My ultimate fantasy is to strangle a women to death while I fuck her.