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>>674011588
Old one died to death anyway

>>674011588
Everytime I see that one....

What a fuckin asshole

>>674012930
filename kek

>>674011588
mmm nice cunt

>>674011588
Here we go. I honestly hate every single one of you sick motherfuckers. You’re all the vilest scum on the face of the planet. I have no idea how you live with yourselves. How can you think it is okay to joke about gore, dead people/animals, and people with disabilities? Don’t even get me started on how racist you fuckers are. We are all human so therefore we’re all equally the same. Also, how the heck do think incest is okay? That’s one of the most fucked in things in our world. I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that you people exist. I think I’ve lost all hope for our world to advance any further. At this point it’s just a giant cesspool of villainy and faggotry. One day there will be a way to get rid of you motherfuckers once and for all so that normal and sane people can take your place. That way the world and the internet, especially this site, would become a better and more productive place. When that day comes I will smile.

>>674012532
Shit the way he was reaching for that weapon his ass is lucky to be alive

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>>674013754
Get outta here newfag go an hero

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>>674013754
Ayyy pasta for breakfast? No Bueno

>>674013754
>ctrl v

>>674012532
filename win

>>674011588
I only like rekt content when it's self afflicted due to stupidity. Religious festival where dudes blast themselves with knives to show how they are the most holy. CHECK.

Thank you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U

>>674013754
Everyone equal? Please kill yourself.

>>674013961
is he ok?

>>674014295
Wtf did he hit him with? Machete?

>>674013783

He din do nuffin he wuz massagin da officers back

>>674013613
full video?

>>674014295
What did he hit him with? Wanna say some type of pipe but the damage is like a sword

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>>674013754

Fuck off new fag cunt

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>>674014293
> falling for the copy pasta b8
Welcome newfriend :^)

>>674013700
holllyyy fuckkk

>>674014523
Dont have it :c

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>674014427
>>674014577
bronze scimmy

>>674014427
Doesn't matter, as long as another nigger is dead

>>674011588

sucks to be a true muslim

>>674014801
Kek

>>674014610
LMAO WTF.

Did his asshole get fucked or? Like wtf

>>674014610
holy fuuckk!!

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>>674013754

>>674014610

>filename

>>674014801
rune skim at least nub that skrub was 1shotted

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>>674014577
telescopic batton

>>674014777
TRIPS

>>674014898
It's kinda like what happens when you accidentally do the splits, but you're also going around 30km/hr.

Somethings gonna tear.

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>>674014777

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>>674014673
Well he won't need legs anyway,

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>>674013754
>cesspool of villainy

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damn Daniel

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>>674014577
Katana

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>>674015153
Upon investigation it appears he only had one to begin with.

>>674015033
Holy fuck I have one of those In my car. I knew it could do some damage but fuck.....

>>674014610

this one always makes me squirm. getting ripped apart like that... damn.

did he die btw?

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>>674015312
Like spaghetti

>>674015416
I have no idea, honestly. I'm sure he lived though, he wasn't bleeding a whole lot.

>>674015312
that escalated really quickly

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>>674015334
>these people exist

>>674015416

yea hes fucking dead. was a famous ski'er

>>674014295

Nigga dropped his skittles

>>674015692
Hahahaha
Story?

>>674015361
Yea. You should only hit big muscles like arms and legs.

>>674015833
*spaghetti

>>674015587
>>674015416

he bled out instantly
severed his right femoral artery. this is an emergency surgery. not much you can do

>>674014673
This guy was amputed of his last leg after this accident.

>>674014777
People like to see dumb people do dumb things at wrong times.

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simen leeeieee

>>674014295

My dad was con a fight, and this dude gets a Machete and hits muy dad about 5 or 6 times.

My dad is still alive and the Machete dude was misteriously murdered

>>674016050
Yeah that would do it. Would bleed out in seconds.

>>674015312
Holy shit!

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>>674013821
>>674013940
>>674014293
>>674014582

>>674015312
Holy shit. One I haven't seen yet.

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>>674015692
Here we have another victim of Vlad Tepes

>>674016107
he is already a bilateral amputee sir.

>>674015334
kek
them twig arms

>>674015416
>>674015587
He died later that night in hospital from a pelvic fracture and severe internal injuries. His name was Gernot Reinstadler

>>674014610
whats his name?

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>>674012738

>>674015993

Nah fuck that. If you're gonna use a baton, fucking don't unless you're willing and justified to kill someone. Also it's really fucking good at breaking hands and collarbones, and that shit will immediately disable someone who is not so high they need to be killed to be stopped.

>>674014673
he's not walking away from that one

>>674011588

I know OP's gif is old, but I still can't figure out exactly what's happening there.

Did he deliberately slice the shit out of his back or was that somehow an accident?

>>674013666
checked

>>674016306
took it like a champ

>>674016661
unexpected

>>674014523
also wanted this

>>674015640
Rule #1
If you see a cyclist in a rekt thread, he gon die

>>674013636
That game was always such bullshit.

>>674016562
See post above. Gernot Reinstadler

>>674015692
aaah kebap

>>674015312
And that, my friends, is how you make a training video.

>>674014610
Don't talk to me or my asshole ever again.

>>674016306
dafuq, dude. I was opening the safe for you

>>674014582
Said the newfag that fell for copypasta

>>674016443
sugi pula bulangiule

>>674015254
Makes me laff

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Rekt

>>674013597
Are they seriously trying to get sympathy for the kid that was run over for throwing rocks? Fucking don't step in front of a car if you don't want to get run over.

>>674017580
Name of trap? Sauce?

>>674017533
Damn. Bro had a second chance and still. He dun goofed

>>674017766
No idea, i only have that clip

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Probably died

>>674017533
what the fuck just happened here I am so confused

>>674015033
you call it batton, i call it a nigger beater

>>674017766
literally says long mint right there

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>>674017788
ZAP ZAP FUCKAAAH

>>674018205
They hid a electric wire xD

>>674018205
nerve gas poisoning

>>674017766
>>674017973
are you guys serious? not only is this a famous entry level trap, but name is also in the video

>>674018205
Lets just say.. got too close to that telephone pole

>>674018332
Where did they hide it?

>>674018097
Holy fuck this has made my sides enter a new plain of existence

>>674018360
>omg r u guys serious you dont know that trap how could you?

>>674017533
Nerve gas hits different people in different ways... it was only a matter of time

>>674018366
oh yea I see it now

>>674018366
u tard

>>674018486
>making excuses

>>674016306
i just imagine his first reaction being "Did you just hit me? Whatd you hit me with?"

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>>674012532
>Tour de troit
well done

>>674018699
Deserves it for those faggot ass bloused cowboy boots. Goddamn redneck slime

>>674016827

It's part of some religious shiite ceremony, no shit.

liveleak.com/view?i=4bb_1357699109

>>674015312
ragdoll mode go

>>674017580
mmm delicious, wish i could suck that cock

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>>674011588
Whey do he does?

>>674018699
"Why the fuck didjuh sleep wit my sister?"
"Shes my sister too"
"You sumbitch!!"

>>674018478
SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>674018478
better than expected

>>674019095
nice try but youll have to check these

>>674018918
classic, gets me every fucking time

>>674018332
Where did they hide it?

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>>674011588

Here a better version >>>/gif/8254273

>>674015312
The gate to Narnia?

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CHECK EM!

>>674017580
is there anyway to get good videos of this guy

>>674012738
that woman was so much smarter than that guy.

>>674013754
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>674018968
nice maymay, bros.

>>674014610
Yup, dead. 21 years old.

>>674018918
I've seen this so may fuckin times, but I could watch the driver (who's tryin to be real cool dude) slam on the ground another 5000 times and still kek

>>674018429
Plane*

>>674013700
Well its been a while since I developed a new phobia.... Thanks faggot

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>>674016443
Retard that's a rope not a pike.

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>>674014777
Why the fuck do you get drunk and write out a ridiculously long paragraph that is all a bunch of bullshit that you don't even mean. You're trying to just elicit reactions because watching REKT webms isn't enough for you. You weren't born a sociopath or psychopath. You're too chickenshit to even hurt an insect that makes a crunchy sound when you step on it, so you try to b8 all us sick fucks in here with your useless bullshit. Why don't you just let your faggot self go and quit trying to pretend you don't enjoy seeing bodies of raped, dead 3rd world country bitches with their snatches spread wide open or kids with their heads cracked open like coconuts. I get it, you probably can't stand the animal abuse but you really don't empathize with anybody. You really wrote that paragraph out for your faggot self, shocked that you enjoy this shit like the rest of us. You're just mad because you don't have the balls to make webms yourself. You're just mad because you're not as sick as some of us so you rant off on some bullshit that you don't even mean trying to b8 sick fucks because that's as hardcore as you can fucking get in these threads. Die, faggot!

>>674015587
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gernot_Reinstadler

He died

His abdomen was severed open and some of his organs were hanging out.

Less talk, more rekt

>>674014165
lmao

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>>674021038
KEK

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>>674021252

>>674021252
I'd guessed that much from the video.

That was all of his blood very quickly.

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This thread needs more rekt

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>>674015312
anybody know what that machine is?

>>674014415
He only suffered a concussion

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>>674017598

>>674015312
I'm actually surprised that sucked the entire weight of him in. Shouldn't that just rip his arm off?

>>674021870
Wow what a failure

>>674013700
He fucked...

>>674013597
If some cunt threw stuff at my WRX id run him over as well

>>674016403
>not naming it "From air to wheelchair"

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>>674022019

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More rektness

>>674020396
Why is it that you demand I tell you what I had said when it is written in the text of the post number you quoted? Can you not read? And I am not a bitch, I have a girlfriend and I treat her well. I don’t believe in fighting, so you being in the Navy Seals is a characteristic I deem unimportant. Obviously your ego is more important than your being, since you keep track of rough estimates of your psychotic rampage victims to later relay to strangers. I am assuming you mean guerrilla warfare. Since gorilla warfare is more of a comedic thought I just conjured in my head. In light of your apparent illiteracy, I can’t help but ask, how do you go about wiping my existence of the face of the Earth if you can’t spell? In your cutesy jetliner armed with tittie missiles? Explain the physics of a missile to me in clear detail, from the air it soars through to the mechanisms of triggering the explosion. You know about as much as your literacy. Go ahead page your secret spies for duty, it will be a lost mission because my data is completely secure. I’m hidden behind the curtains of the internet. If you can be anywhere, anytime, I expect you in your goofy jetliner and your fellow spies at my door in 3, 2, 1…oh sorry. Nothing. You call my life sad when your life is just one giant exaggeration: inflating your ego to ethereal heights by making assumptions about people that aren’t true as a means of intimidation (comedic intimidation, might I add) and putting people down left, right and centre. Your the guy who fronts the virility online to make up for that which you lack in person. Another thing about you is that you cannot reason.

>>674021711

It's a calender machine, usually it's used to bend metals or other things that need to be flattened.
That's some nigger country because a propoer machine have protection bars and you can't obviously touch it while running.

>>674016661
Please someone do a reverse gif of this

>>674015312
FUCK. Whole body sucked in before his hat hit the floor

>>674015593
>251 horsepower

>>674014777
Haha, yu don't get it. How can you not watch these and laugh so much. It's hilarious, you'll get used it it eventually.

>>674015312
From 0 to damn in 2 sec.

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1458031398237.gif

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>>674023509
what the frig?!?!? how did you blue text??

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>>674023749
HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHA kys

>>674013961
Wtf, thats like a glancing blow

>>674017367
I don't know why I expected there to be blood.

I kinda wish there was blood.

>>674017580
9/10 would get rekt.

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>>674016148
NONONONONONONO

>>674021252
wow. his pelvic was ripped apart. it is a wonder that they even managed to get him to hospital alive.

>>674012532
That's how you apprehend a suspect, can't just shoot a fucker in the back while he's running. Didn't even have to unholster his gun.

>>674018097
That autistic look on his face. Wish it was a longer drop.

>>674012738
She's hot.

>>674018968
Kek

>>674021870
Fight like spaghetti die like spaghetti

>>674013961
I wouldn't say glancing at all. It looked like #55 intentionally shoulder barged him on the jaw and knocked him unconscious.

>>674014777
Why do fags like you waste trips so often dammit

>>674023514
Nice gif did kek

>>674023749
Land whale strikes again

>>674013754
Shut up Moralfag.

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>>674022429

>>674025293
Falling for stale pasta newfriend?

>>674021711
No :(

>>674015334
Look at that skinny fuck.

Although....
The little seventy year old Japanese guy who taught me Kenjutsu fought like a fucking maniac even though he was probably seventy pounds wringing wet...
But I don't think that would be an issue with this twerp...

>>674013666
nice trips

>>674016661
Look at all those chickens

KYS.

>>674018699
Respect for the right guy, he knocked the dude down with every single punch yet did not start beating him on the ground.

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>>674019658

>>674015640
God hates him...

>>674013754
Please go an hero new fag

>>674025395
wait.. what did she spit out?

>>674025890
blood? can't you tell?

>>674025890
Her own blood, she must have gotten her face smashed into another woman playing soccer. But the guy, that guy got rekt, did you see how he was rolling around on the ground, must have hurt real bad.

>>674025047
keklel

>>674015312
This is how I roll.

>>674017580
That feeling when the ladyboy you ordered has a bigger dick than you...

>>674017533
Funny thing is that that guy who woke up and got shocked again stood up a 2nd time, that guy is made of pure luck or balls.

>>674026035
not sure about soccer, think it was rugby

>>674018478
Totally didn't expect that to end up like it did...

>>674014523
the full video ends there so it doesn't really matter esspcaily since nothing happens until the stompening

>>674021696
I like to laugh at this and then sit there smiling as I imagine the logistics of getting the stupid fuck out of there...

>>674021946
The human body is tougher than you think...even falling from a high place your whole body doesn't go "splat" like a dropped water balloon. Your head might but it takes a LOT to tear a body apart.

>>674015453

> There's blood on his sweater already

>>674017533
They pushed their platform into high voltage wires

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all you guys are fucking weak
this is the only true rekt

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>>674026715
Exept poles and cars

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>>674013754

>>674016443
thats gay as fuck

>>674026927
Yes sir you're right

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>>674027175
yeah well spotted there faggot

>>674012532
Why the fuck did he tackle him, just kick the wheel or some shit, push him over, so many ways that'd hurt tackling a dude on a bike his head had to of been busted up.

>>674022898
That kingspin.

>>674023749
swing didnt stand a chance

>>674015312
He's going to be in the papers tomorrow :^)

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>>674012930