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trips decides what I say to the girl of my dreams
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Can I watch you shit?
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>>673997174
Roll for this
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>>673997174
rollerino
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>>673997174
roll
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send me a pic of your tits
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>>673997174
come for this
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>>673996707
I want you to shit on my dick while i duck that poop tunnel of yours.
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>>673996707
lemme tongue punch your fart box while i shitpost on an anime image board
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>>673998611
k
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>>673998792
roll
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>>673998884
roll
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Why are you such a faggot anyway?
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(Insert name here), I have to be honest. I can't hold it in anymore. I love you.
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"Can you send me a video of yourself shitting somewhere? It doesn't have to be in a toilet."
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Your're a big guy
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>>673998937
Roll
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Let's touch weewees
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>>673997174
Roll.
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So i want to know... What would you say to fisting my ass?
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Send me a nude?
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>>673997174
This
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>>673998937
Roll.
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>>673997174
this one
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>>673998971
Roll
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I want to fuck your face so bad
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>>673997174
Please this
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I dream that in my next life. I get to be your bicycle seat.
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"Know what I hate?"

"Niggers"
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>>673996707
i love you
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Yoo, can I lick that booty hole real quick?
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>>673998937
Rollerino
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>>673999233
re roll
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nigger
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>>673999233
Winrar
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Can I watch you get BLACKED?
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>>673997174
Roll
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>>673999365
TRIPS you nigger
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>>673998937
Rooll
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so, I know this is sudden but i have a secret to tell you...

I had sex with my mom when i was 12.
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I often masturbate to the thought off you using a Dildo on me. How about making it a reality? Btw I'm actually being serious. Sorry I had to tell you.
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>>673997174
Roll
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>>673999416
A whoops
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>>673999445
Reroll because 1 off
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>>673999365
Newfag detected
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>673999416
they have to be at the end you fucking idiot
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>>673999445
Roll
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>>673999464
Tvis
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>>673999519
I just didnt read it properly faggot
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I'd Y in your MCA
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I am taking you out on a date Saturday to <insert place>. I'll pick you up at <time>. Wear a dress and heels, and no panties
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I really like you, I had to say it.
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>>673998937
roll
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nigger
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>>673999532
Fucking what? I was telling him that OP was asking for trips not dubs.
You're a dense fuck
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Let me advance my troops onto the fertile soil, and lay siege to thy feminine cave.
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I need you
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I think i love you
Iv been feeling like i do for a while now
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>>673999668
what a fucking bitchy cuck way of saying it
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Listen, I like you a lot. I always have from the moment I saw you. I have loved getting to know you, but feel like we could be something more. I can't fight this feeling. In life if you find something magical, you have to go for it. I love you.
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>>673999524
ROLLING SO HARD
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i fucked my grandpa.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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>>673999777
YESSSSS
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>>673999153
Roll
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I have to be honest, I love you.
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>>673999661
Roll
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>>673999777
YES
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>>673999250
roll
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>>673999718
Roll
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>>673999777

Faggot winrar
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>>673999777
WITNESSED
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>>673999777
Hhhheeeerrrrreeee
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>>673999777
Winrar nice doub trips
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Are you into roleplaying? I love pretending to be a nigger fucking my master's naughty wife.
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>>673999753
Fuck off fag
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>>673999777
This will not get you laid! Post something more direct.
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I literally like to choke on cock, one time I got my P.E. teacher's so far down my throat, I licked his balls xD
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>>673999777
7ZIP BOIS
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hi
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>>673999777
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>673999777
JUST DO IT! FUCKING EMBRACE IT!
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A Black Kinda Stripper

An Original Song
by OP


I get on with life as a Stripper,
I'm a Black kinda person.
I like Fap on Sundays,
I like Shitpost in the week.
I like to contemplate Watermelon.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Fried chicken.

Oh oh oh!

Do I love Fried chicken more than Watermelon?
Do I love Fried chicken more than Watermelon?

I like to use words like 'Hip,'
I like to use words like 'Cuz.'
I like to use words about Watermelon.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Fried chicken.

Oh oh oh!

Do I love Fried chicken more than Watermelon?
Do I love Fried chicken more than Watermelon?

I like to hang out with Spoderman,
I like to kick back with Candle jac,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Fried chicken.

Oh oh oh!

Do I love Fried chicken more than Watermelon?
Do I love Fried chicken more than Watermelon?

I'm not too fond of Jews,
I really hate Hot cheetos,
But I just think back to Fried chicken,
And I'm happy once again.

Oh oh oh!
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Nigger
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>>673999777
WINRAR
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Fucboy
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>>673999998
>>674000001
Fuckin SO close
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>>673999998
so sad
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>>673999777
WINRAR OP DELIVER
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>>674000001
you failed
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>>673999998
so close to sextup
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>>674000063
top kek kappa
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>>674000063
>>673999998
>>674000001

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
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>>673999777
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>674000000
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OP just deliver. It'll be good for you.
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Also my cock has the girth of a size 12 rubber mallet
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>>674999999
>>674000000
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If i don't get a nude, i will fucking kill myself no homo
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No balls OP
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OP, fucking do it. I posted something legit (because I assumed you would be a little fag and not send something fucked to her)
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>>674000000 #
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674000413
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Can I send a pic of my dick
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>>674000377
that was very well said anon. I mean your get post.
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1/10
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846
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>>673996707
>>673999777

Deliver fag
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2/10
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Fuck, OP, some Anon actually wrote something decent, why the fuck you won't deliver?
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3/10
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OP sucks huge dix
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4/10
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5/10
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>>674000604
seriously, this

Be grateful you don't have to call her a nigger or something.
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>>674000776
FUCK
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6/10
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7/10
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8/10
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Opie pls
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9/10
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OP, if you deliver I'll say the same exact words to this girl
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10/10
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>>674001077
Oh shit. Dis gon b gud
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OP finna fuck around and get scoped
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>>674001077
>feb 16
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>>666666666
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>>673996707
I'll suck a fart out your ass
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>>674001198
>implying he didn't delete his cringe convo with her
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>>674001198
that's the point. I dont give a fuck about her but it'd be funny
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>>674001304
One day it will happen... one day
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>>673999999
nice post
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>>674001472
It already did. Tard
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>>674001304
>6666666666 *
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hey guys OP here. Just gotta finish sucking my dad's dick then I'll post replies!
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>>674001472
It did and now May is Satan Queen of /b/
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Op won't deliver
Op is a fag
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Deliver you cancerous fuck
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>>674001834
C'mon fag
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>>673997174
Lol so much roll
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>>674000001
FUUUUCK
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>>674001834
Well finish him off then, let's GO, op!
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Deliver pls
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OP is kill
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No wonder OP won't text this girl that he loves her. He's been a faggot all along!

GG, OP. GG.
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>>674002625
This or OP is trying to explain how all of this was a prank after the girl rejected Him
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>>674000001
SO close
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Op you do it I do it too bro
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Why op is so fag?

>protip he doesn't even has balls
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>>674003234
(308)8505393 (?)
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>>674003234
You didn't try hard to censor, did you?
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>>674003234
(308) 850 2(or7)393
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>>674003234
Haley Findley3088507593
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OP Faggot
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>>674003451
I just wanted to watch all the fags guess nobody got it yet
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>>674003234
Haley Findley
(308)8501393
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>>674003708
was waiting for this
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>>674003708
Anyone gonna do it and post results?
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>>674003978
what country is that??? idk if it's the USA
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>>674004215
Nebraska
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No one is gonna do it. Good post that could actually give OP the chance with the "girl of his dreams". But he won't do it. He doesn't deserve a chance if he won't fight for it.
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I might
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>>674003708
>>>674003234
>Haley Findley
>(308)8501393
>>674003978
Waiting to hear back
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>>674004414
Post react fag
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>>673998937
Roll
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>>674004215
It's the redneck part of Nebraska, probably his cousin
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>>674004701
Yeah thats why i said i might since im not sure when she is gonna respond
I'll check if she's up
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I have never seen this level of being a faggot op grats
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>>673996707
next time I see you I'm going to f ucking rape you in my van.
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>>674004414
Progress in life isn't made with "mights". The Founding Fathers (hurr durr Amerifag) didn't say "oh i might start a revolution and make a new nation" they just did.

Moral of the comparison, if you want something in life, you have to go for it. Commit to your ideals and do it.
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>>674004850
ROLLIN FOR THIS SHIT!!!
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>>673996707
>let's /b/ decide what to say to the girl of his dreams
You are either a new level of autistic or she isn't the girl of your dreams.
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>>674004806
Aren't they all cousins there?
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>>674004917
This.
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>>674003544
Kek
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>>674005111
Trips
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>>673996707
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the jizz rope in a paper cup
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>>674005111
rly nigga?
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Honestly I don't think I've seen such a fag of op in my life. I hope you die and regret not delivering right before you die faggot
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>>674005252
Why would you ever regret anything because at a point in your life you wanted it to happen
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>>674004414
please no
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>>674003234
Nigga what's your name. I gotchu
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From trips to dubs
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Send her this photo.
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Fuck
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>>673998937
Rolling
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Because OP didn't
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OP is going to die sad and alone. Suffering the entire time. And once he rams that final pineapple inside of himself rupturing his entire being, he will realize none of this would have happened if he just fucking delivered.

OP, don't die alone by pineapple. Send the message, find happiness in your life and grasp it.
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And sometimes when we fuck
The sodomy's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to fuck you till I die
Till we both break down and cry
I want to fuck you till the rage in me subsides
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>>674005533
Triple dubs should count.
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>>673999998
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>>674005588
awesome anon, now deliver op!!!!
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OP YOU DO IT I DO
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>>674005533
I have never seen anything so beautiful in my life
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>>674005588
NEW OP. FUCK THE OLD ONE
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>>674005588
Good job! I truly hope it all works out for you. At the very least, you did SOMETHING. Didn't just sit by and let life pass you by>>674005588
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>>674005742
Thanks. After months of posting it, you're the first person to actually appreciate its beauty.
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How is this thread so successful? OP didn't even deliver
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>>674005588
Say "can i touch your faces and sniff your hair when i see you?"
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>>674005588
Post reaction.
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Rippin' a fart was so easy, so easy
Launch your assault now, take it easy
Raise your whacker, raise your whacker,
One word and it's over
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How about you say
"I made this for u if you want to use it" and send pic related.
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How old are you, new op?
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>>674005588
thanks god. New OP
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>>674005588
Godspeed anon.
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How about you say
"I'm getting ready for you"
and send pic related
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Why, faggots, whyyyyyyy don't you deliver?
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>>673997174
Do this OP, you pussy.
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>>674006397
What the fuck
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Op here.. Sorry I had to play red dead with some kid. I'll deliver in a sec
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>>674006397
>>674006793
>793
>397
What does this mean
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>>674006877
Sure......
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Op here.. Sorry I had to suck off my dad. Just finishing up. I'll deliver in a sec
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>>674006877
fake
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>>674006397
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK NOOOO
i can handle a lot of shit but that made me hurl
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We need another op who is willing to be op
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>>674006877
nice try kid. youre no longer OP
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>>674006877
ALRIGHT FAGGOT, OR DELIVER OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND HANG YOU WITH IT
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This is one of the most fag op i've ever seen
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>>674007040
thanks
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>>674006877
FAGGOT
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Sorry old op. We've elected a new op
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Who wants to be op
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scared
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>>674007171
Sorry were not sorry fag
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>>674005588
I don't think I've ever been more happy in my life then I am right now

GG boys. I'll see you guys later. I love you all
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>>674007171
Not even that OP delivered....
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>>674004414
Why switch from Messenger to Skype for no reason faggot?
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>>674007248
sent it
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>>674007276
ayy
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>>674007276
I cried
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>>674007276
FUCK YEAH NEW OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MADE IT BOYS
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>>674007276
Winrar
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Ok we have 2 op
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>>674007276
im so fucking proud of you new OP
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>>674007276
Wtf? LOL
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>>673998937
rollerino
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>>674007276
Yeah.. She has a penis
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>>674007276
now put the second phone in your mom's drawer before she finds out you text yourself, lol
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>>674007276
this is beautiful
WINRAR
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>>674007276
Its times like this that make me not want to kill myself.
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>>674007537
I'll give you a dollar to quit pussying out and just do it
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>>674007276
Real happy for you, man. I like to see shit like this happen. Not enough happiness in this world.

Now OP, see what can happen if you send the message. That could be you and the girl of your dreams, but you will never know if you don't deliver.
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>>674007276
>ITT: Virgins who think girls actually text like this
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>>674007488
Dubs speak truth sorry anon
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Well op number 1 you have to deliver
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>>674007537
you should go an hero
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