It's a gote thing you wouldn't understand.
>>673981046
have I provided valuable information or was this stuff you had already inferred
No... pls
>>673981270
yes pls
>>673980827
I like to spank dirty boys.
wem =w=
>>673981410
Kitty, I has the sad.
>>673981469
really? ive been bad for a long time w/ no discipline
>>673981263
you have, in a sense, by telling me i need to become more comfortable with balancing gank/camp timings and positioning specifically in the early game
>>673980768
Barrieanon?
>>673981510
>>673981510
yee
>>673981569
i has the sad too. terminally ill with it.
what ails you my child?
>>673981654
How gross
>>673981410
Non, s'il vous plait
>>673981232
Slow down there, bud
>>673981229
More snow than that
>>673981772
Ottawanon
>>673981697
That's no good. Sounds like we have a spanking emergency.
>>673982002
speak american
>>673981843
Job-hunting is depressing me.
>>673982002
Awe :c
>>673981772
Cute pic. I like shy boys
>>673982114
why is it? No luck or just having to think about work sucks?
>>673982085
I'll try my best
Let's build a wall, I guarantee there's no problem
>>673982169
No clue which one you are
>>673982085
This kind of American?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFhW-Uysqgk
>>673981723
yes
the most important aspect of jungling is efficiency
every jungle main streamer I have watched has said this
don't waste time, pick good pathing for what you intend to do, be in the right place at the right time
Am I a good boy?
Any more Cave Story girls?
>>673982274
Im a shy boy irl :< probly why i havent found a bf yet..
>>673982372
Im the barrieanon
>>673981654
I really, really, really like this picture.
>tfw no pet gote
it's truly terrible
>>673981929
name pls
>>673982462
that is the hardest part to figure out. i am thinking that the main thing is ganking while smite is off cooldown, because camps do a lot of damage if you have to deal the entirety of the damage through aa's. should i kill adds first or the big creeps first?
>>673982514
No. You're a naughty boy.
>tfw no bf
>>673982415
i said american. not nigger
>>673982372
how tall of a wall?
>>673982336
No luck.
>>673982877
how many places have you applied?
what happened to the hospital chef?
>>673982533
Bad part is I'm kind of the same way. I'm sure you will one of these days anon
>>673981067
OUT NEWFAG
>>673982836
Fucking whatever it takes to keep the gooks out
>>673982640
Sweet. I was supposed to go to the GTA this week but it didn't end up happening
>>673982769
Then go get one.
Someone posted something "against the United States Law" on my Uni wifi and I was banned for eternity lol. But then I plugged the ethernet cable
>>673982767
But I don't want to be a naughty boy. How do I be a good boy?
>>673983080
Everyone says this but i wont be cute forever.
I got that young woman problem even though im a guy.
>>673983171
then we shall make the tallest most barbed wire wall ever
I expected more goat child, not dicks
>>673983191
its scary out there
>>673983171
Sweet?
I didnt know how far away ottawa was till i googled it
>tfw i didnt go on ottowa grade 8 trip
>>673983354
You need to show remorse.
>>673983062
Only a few, but there's not much local, its all downtown. And I'm tired of longass commutes, which is why the hospital one didn't work out.
>>673983509
here have a tem.
>>673983634
How do I do that? What did I do bad?
>>673983702
name, pls.
>>673983509
>>673983702
huge fucking watermark
>>673983509
i want to rub his pawpads
>>673983388
Young woman problem?
>>673983822
This is not porn shoo.
>>673983444
We should put some nuclears on there, so that the japs can't fly their kamikazies into the 9/11 again
>>673983605
5 hours from Toronto. I was supposed to go to Montreal for my 8th grade trip but teachers are aids. You didn't miss out on much.
>>673983720
You have to suck dick sincerely and swallow the baby gravy.
>>673983916
he has cloven hooves
>>673982736
I kill the big ones first on the basis that aoe damage tends to kill off the small ones
I gank lanes that a) are more or less pushed in to our turret b) are not on the other side of the map from my current position c) do not have huge enemy minion waves piled up and d) is not an ungankable champion like leblanc or ezreal unless they are particularly dumb with their positioning/skill usage
if the enemy laner is particularly low or vulnerable I may orchestrate a dive, but usually only if I trust our laner to execute it properly
it is also good to time ganks with power spikes such as a level up or an item purchase, either yours or a friendly laner's, particularly the first completed item or level 6
i'd rub any pawpads honestly
>>673983934
Like when women dont wanna admit they're old and have 29th birthday to the power of number of lying to yourself
>>673984096
no, he does not.
>>673983992
Oh well
>>673984061
But I've never done that before! I don't think I've even seen another boy's penis in real life!
>>673984096
DON'T YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS
>>673984207
well he should
>>673983559
Do you need me to hold your hand lil' guy?
>>673984326
literally no one believes that
>>673984433
i am glad he does not.
>>673984030
I dont know what i missed out on, i never saw any friends who went on the trip again :/
>>673984326
Maybe you should start.
>>673984511
B-But it's true
I mean, I've seen them online, but never in real life. I've never had a girlfriend. Or boyfriend.
>>673981067
i used to fuck a gote.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4
>>673984436
what's wrong with your face
>>673984165
Well how old are you now anon
>>673984622
*spoiler alert* you are a plant
>>673984690
:(
What you do you mean?
>>673984690
he has a pretty normal face
>>673984669
Are you that scared?
>>673984798
What?
>>673984515
it would look badass
>>673984818
Thanks, senpai :)))
it is probably kind of unethical that orochi did not put tobyfoxes name anywhere on that fanart, and yet has his own patreon there.
>>673983640
ohhh. that sucks dude :C
you'll find something close eventually though.
>>673984436
hola how you doing?
>>673984030
ohh yeah we should have like ten thousand nuclears!! and lava !
>>673985080
should he have cloven hands as well?
>>673985088
no problem, normal.
>>673985045
more like anxious
>>673984436
Hey.
dubs = hitler thread
freklz has a nice labia
>>673985072
I mean you are simply just putting out gametes into the air how about you take a risk
>>673985274
hey, sexy :)
>>673985185
Good, and you?
>>673985232
Aww. It's not that scary. You just gotta go to your local gay bar and be friendly You'll get your booty blasted in no time.
>>673984807
you remind me of those easter island heads
y-you've never even seen it
>>673985122
Still got plenty of time. Or at least I like to hope so cause I'm 23 almost 24 :P
>>673985185
We should make it so that it keeps the commies from getting rid of democracy
>>673984030
There's nothing interesting over here. Museums and other boring trash
>>673985191
well no
there is a limit
I just think it would be cool if undertale got really heavy with biblical allusions
like a cool alternate dante's inferno
>>673985623
walking into a bar alone is so daunting though
>>673984436
Ugh, nose. Nose, nose, nose. Ugly normal boy is ugly.
I'm 25 and never had a relationship should I go noose myself
>>673985621
why you wear xmas hat? es not xmas yet
I'm tired and feel dizzy.
>>673985724
and how do we do that?
>>673983916
>>673984207
>>673984411
>>673984515
>>673985080
>>673985191
*whispers* It's because he's actually not a goat, he's a Mimiga
>>673985465
Oh I'm anything but.
>>673985807
then go right to the bartender and start drinking until people grab your dick in the bathroom
>>673985664
But im impatient. Ive been looking and waiting since i was 17 :/
>>673986036
But you like Lions. I like Lions. I bet you're very sexy.
>>673985807
I feel ya there. I've done it once. I walked in had two beers and left. Couldn't get any courage up to just bust into somebody's convo or even say hello.
>>673985799
*"Asriel" might be derived from "Azrael," the Angel of Death in Judaism and Islam. Gerson mentions an Angel of Death in his explanation of the Delta Rune prophecy.
*"Asrieel" is also a name of Hebrew origin that means "Prince of God."
>>673986028
dunno what that means honestly cause im not a FUCKIN WEEB
>>673985948
>>673986078
>>673985664
>ITT: motherfuckers not taking risks into interpersonal communication
>>673985988
By nuking them just like we did the Chinese
>>673985807
Say what? There's nothing daunting about that at all. How do you get good cocktails without doing that? Surely you don't go with someone to a bar every time.
>>673986246
mimiga are the rabbit people in cave story
>>673986366
i see
>>673985948
That's because you do nothing but shitpost goats.
>>673986456
hey, i do that, and i'm 24 living with a cool hot guy
>>673986419
they're pretty cute honestly
>>673986300
we will need more nukes then. what about polar bears?
>>673986246
Nigga, Cave Story was a fucking great game. And the only thing remotely weeb about it was that it was made in Japan.
>>673986167
Depends on the lion. Bears are best of course.
>>673985122
oh you lil gays are so cute
>>673986553
i accept this unquestioningly.
>>673986589
>>673986299
Teach me dubs cat senpai
>>673986456
Yes. It only gets worse, trust me.
>>673986299
how do I have an interpersonal relationship when I have a boring personality
>>673986246
yeah it's already there but it could be so much more
there could be like 9 little areas
instead of a war with humans it could reference paradise lost and be a war with god for freedom
and so on
>>673986561
Fuck 'em. They were probably commies, too
I got to play with a leopard gecko on Sunday, she was really cute.
>>673986818
you are only holding it against these standards because you liked it so much!!!!
>>673986654
I don't have any pictures of them that I recall
>>673986661
TEACH YOU DUBS???? BITCH YOU GOT SATANIC TRIPS!!! YOURE A WIZARD HARRY
>>673986078
If you're that impatient you outta try going out there and making yourself available then. I know. Easier said then done but if you don't take action you're just going to have to wait.
>>673986610
MOAR PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>673986835
but they are nuke proof!!!!!!!!
>>673986654
Just go play Cave Story
>>673986807
This
>>673986920
send me pictures of your labia instead then
>>673987115
maybe. maybe LISA too. maybe not.
>>673986807
some people just want stable and mature. pick one
>>673986661
induce machine that gets dubs
>>673986964
Ive tried. But i have crippling indecisiveness as well.
Ive had bad luck crushing on straight boys that only turned out badly for me.
>>673986068
is that how it usually goes?
>>673986309
well yes theres usually something planned beforehand
>>673986214
I feel like I'd do exactly the same
will confirm cave story is a fucking great game
I didn't finish it though cuz it's hard and I'm bad
>>673987235
d-dom thats so lewd
>>673981067
A gote thing I don't understand is people not wanting a whiff of what's under his tail. I do.
>>673987255
I forgot the comma, i was refering to : dubs-cat senpai
>>673987111
Sounds pretty queer to me, nuke them more
how many anthropomorphic animal characters does it have
>>673987361
well you CHALLENGED me about it
>>673987235
I've got LISA on my Steam wishlist, I'll get to it one day when I have some money to spare.
>>673986918
this is true
>>673987555
i am buying dark souls 3 instead.
>>673987557
it could have been much tighter in some respects.
>>673987255
but I'm not stable either
I can't handle people being in my business all the time
>>673987362
I want to live under that tail if you know what I mean
>>673987652
I can just wait for underworld ascendant
>>673987279
That's pretty brutal I'm kind of out of advice cause I'm in no better boat sorry :/ I do hope things get better though.
>>673987652
My next large game purchase is probably gonna be Pokken Tournament
>>673987541
it has several anthropomorphic animal characters and also some robot characters and also some regular-dude characters
and it's set underground
it's basically undertale
I didn't CHALLENGE anything
>>673987786
what? the movies?
>>673987925
i have no idea what that is!
>>673987958
robots are rad. regular dudes can FUCK OFF!
you challenged my appraisal of your labia.
>>673986793
Does it get you all hot and bothered?
>>673987361
I've still yet to beat Hell and I've had this game on my 3DS for a few years now.
>>673987487
no dude I've tried like five times on one bear. it only made it whiter and colder. we need something else!
>>673987337
might have happened to someone I know
>>673987441
fuck yourself then
>>673987662
>intimacy or secrecy pick one
Seeing these kinds of threads always reminds me that even though I'm already on the moral wasteland of /b/, at least I'm not jacking off to cartoon goats, so it could be worse. Thanks, guys. Keep it up.
>>673987982
no the game
https://www.underworldascendant.com/
robot dudes are cool
>>673985122
>>673987982
Wait really? It's one of the bigger new releases, my friend in fact chose it over DS3. It's a new pokemon game on the WiiU that's a Tekken-style fighting game.
Also I totally forgot about this last Mimiga Asriel picture
>>673981067
https://youtu.be/quTXwTjgfc0
>>673988099
I barely got past whatever it was
the farm with all the slave mimigas on it
and then I lost my save and I am stuck even earlier than that because I haven't had the urge to practice and grind it out
>>673988063
I am just saying there is no way it could be informed
>>673988109
Agent orange
>>673987807
The problem for me imo is, i was forced to move out cuz my mom thought i had no plans to move out. So the deal was i go watch this guys apartment for cheap rent while hes at school. Im up here in the opposite direction of all my friends and dont have the money to throw down to visit. And they dont have cars cuz lolbuses.
Ive been working temp jobs the whole time here. All factory work. Socializing is hard as hell when you have earplugs in and cant judge how loud you should be.
Ive gone for walks in the town area, i consider stopping in a cafe or something but the part of me that got fucked over by my mom says
>dont bother. Its a waste of money.
>You need money more than you need friends.
>Theres food at home.
>If you want friends just use an online site.
>video games arent a place to make friends
>theyre not real friends.
>>673988287
robot dudes are cool, but what about robot animal dudes
>>673988432
i honestly do not keep up with releases. i allow my friends to filter things worth buying for me, to me, but not out of like maliciousness or whatever.
>>673988611
i am sure it is very soft
what makes a friend a "real" friend
>>673988109
Polar bears absorb energy. Why do you think the north pole is so cold?
>>673988914
they're [spoiler]hot[/spoiler]
>>673988132
aka you?
>>673988914
you should come and find out
>>673989085
post some
>>673988132
I think I'll just wait till my family dies off and then an hero so i'm not missed
>>673989102
nah the bf. I got asked for a bump. lesson learned: don't go into gay bar bathrooms
>>673989165
I don't think I have any
>>673989196
I remember when I was a punk bitch
>>673989038
If they would give you a ride to the airport.
I'm really hungry
also my beer's empty
>>673988637
yes! if we paint them orange they will go crazy and eat each other!@
>>673989069
yeah exactly! they are true monsters
>>673989196
2Bfare tho your happiness is only your own
>>673988665
Damn feel like you damn near just described my dad. Seriously. Kinda wish we could talk some more. My dad just tries to push all my friends away cause I need to work work work. I think it's also cause I told him I might be gay though.
brb
>>673989150
no i'm married. i will leave that for your future husband.
>>673989412
darn.
>>673989325
are you sure you weren't at some rave
>>673981067
time to save the entire thread
>>673989718
Need another one? I have lots.
>>673989523
well if I'm incapable of getting a decent relationship, can only get jobs that barely get me by and have no useful talents that contribute anything to society, what's the point of my existence?
I will find out how soft it is
>>673989935
My mom knows im bi, but she subtly pushes me to get a gf instead.
Idk, you could add me on steam probly :/
Im not on a pc atm but i would be tomorrow.
>>673990100
Why?
>>673989743
Agent Orange—or Herbicide Orange (HO)—is one of the herbicides and defoliants used by the U.S. military as part of its herbicidal warfare program, Operation Ranch Hand,[1] during the Vietnam War from 1961 to 1971.[2] It was a mixture of equal parts of two herbicides, 2,4,5-T and 2,4-D.
>mfw no gote
d-david pls
>>673990005
o-oh...
>>673990146
I have my own thanks
>>673990099
pretty sure
>>673990150
bro I'm just a cat figure your own shit out
>>673990279
Don't even have a steam account but I could try it out if you want
>>673985122
>22
>post number
are you a wizard
>>673990544
What do you have then. The most im willing to offer is an alternate email thats for known spam. Like change.org or youtuber uploads.
Most im willing to offer that i have anyway.
>>673990346
ok yeah so we will paint them orange and the other will want some juicy citrus fruit
>>673990739
Wizard detected
order pizza y/n
>>673990739
Considering im still a virgin? Not yet but give it 8 years
>>673990462
should've been. Those are more fun than gay bars i'd assume
fuck gotes dirk strider is better
Kitty, go and kidnap me shyanon >>673990988
ok
>>673991515
>fuck gotes
That's what I'm trying to do anyways
>>673991515
