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Good timing.
>>673949725
I'm deeply afraid of them all
I prefer to think of this place as purgatory.
>>673949927
I have impeccable timing.
>>673950017
Fear is irrational, pointless in this time and age, but there's hardly anything that can be done about it.
>>673950056
What's with the look?
>>673949830
Op, your unnamed threads are really annoying
>>673946803
I smoked a bowl and a half, so.., in my own way.
>>673946816
Try harder.
General question, should i play more osu or league?
>>673950443
What are you talking about? It's clearly named. More clearly than most threads.
>>673950543
Can't be bothered to.
Yes.
>>673950437
I have alot of fears lol
>>673950829
I missed the last one.. :(
>>673950829
Thats the cutest badg you have.
>>673950046
you mean
>furgatory
>>673951392
That is a pretty cute badg.
>>673951539
This>>673951707
>>673951707
said the guy posting cartoons of homosexually humanized animals
>>673951539
n-n-n-n-nn-n-n--nnice meem
>>673952040
TELL ME YOU WOULD NOT FUCK THIS
>>673951718
There really arent many furry badgs.
>>673952251
I wouldnt.
>>673952438
Top or Bottom?
>>673952335
that is true
>>673952612
He's "straight"
>>673952651
You are so unique!!!!
>>673945826
Don't make fun of Para, he's played all of the Hitman games. I'm well prepared for his arrival, I have bugs and cameras hidden everywhere.
>>673952599
Give... Me....
>>673952876
I know right? I'm a unique snowflake in a sea of chaff.
>>673952716
This
>>673953115
>Big Flaccid Dicks
how was your not-date?
>>673954448
It was good! I really enjoyed it. The movie was awesome. I had a great time. Hopefully he did as well.
>>673954589
radical. will you be not-dating again, or leaving it as thus?
>>673954589
Did you snu snu?
>>673954728
Don't be lewd! No we did not.
>>673954725
Dunno, it would be nice to hang out some more, but the distance makes it tough. He's like an hour drive away.
>>673955023
i understand. neither of you should feel pressured to do anything beyond your fun night out.
>>673955486
I didn't. You guys are the only ones who kept insisting it was a date :P
>>673954027
u-uhmm...
>>673955596
a NOT-date*
that image swap
>>673955643
>>673955645
whenever >>673955486
shows up >>673955592
this happens
el sad
>>673955644
Wh-WRONG LINK
>>673955934
that is salacious
>>673955937
i antagonize others with my mere presence
>>673955949
S-sure...
would tail touches help?
>>673956051
you want some lewd?
>>673955925
How did you find the swap
>>673956051
>that is salacious
I don't know what that word is, but I had fun and he's cute. Not much more too it.
>>673956178
C-can I get some touches?
>>673956073
Y-yeah.
>>673956330
Why is his head so small?
>>673956482
Because it's proportional to musculature of that size.
>>673956482
Thats what happens if you dont eat your veggies.
>>673956861
Gotta eat your broccoli and drink your milk!
>>673957099
I will eat cookies and you will not stop me.
>>673957269
You don't get any cookies if you don't eat your veggies!
>>673956250
Pretty simple. Swaps happen because of simultaneous posts. That means a swap will have the post number right before or after the swapped post. That's my reasoning anyway.
>>673956277
Only if dom doesn't want them.
>>673956330
S-so w-what do you wanna t-talk about?
>implying that Nibi doesn't just eat dicks 24/7
Well, I'm off, sleep tight gentlemen
>>673957555
>Only if dom doesn't want them.
Well as long as I get touched somehow.
>>673957707
gud nite
nibi doesn't eat dicks
he eats ass
>>673957758
I deal exclusively in non-lewd tail touches.
>>673957944
Well that's okay because I mostly prefer non-lewd back scratches.
That shit's my kryptonite.
>>673957894
with a side of dicks
>>673958092
Back scratches are not my area of expertise.
>>673958248
You can learn. It's simple.
Good evening.
butt scratches
>>673958341
That takes effort I'm sure I can spend more wisely elsewhere.
>>673958458
nee, daarin?
nee, daarin
>>673958703
I'll scratch your butt.
>>673958798
Yes hello
>>673958798
>That takes effort I'm sure I can spend more wisely elsewhere.
:<
>I'll scratch your butt.
Oh. OOH. So back scratches aren't your thing, but butt scratches are?
*sniff* It's all good... I'll just sit over here... Lonely...
>>673958798
im going to ruffle you
>>673958955
snek tits
>>673958989
Don't be sad, it's nothing personal. I hardly even know you either, so there's that too.
Butts are a passion of mine.
>>673959021
who what why
>>673959669
yea
>>673959669
>Don't be sad, it's nothing personal. I hardly even know you either, so there's that too.
>Butts are a passion of mine.
Well I can't fault you for that. Butts are amazing~
>>673959793
yea
>>673959801
Butts are very enjoyable.
>>673959669
because i've never got to pet a badger before it's a life changing experience
>>673960074
>Butts are very enjoyable.
That's such a shameful understatement.
Dev's dead.
Good lol
>>673960209
badger pets are pretty rad
>>673960306
Still, I wasn't lying.
>>673960421
Should I just give up?
>>673961032
no, you should study form more though
>>673960634
yes
ruffles vigorously
/r/ing furry things having their ballbags smacked about
>>673961131
Kind of my thoughts also. The body sure can be a real bitch. lol
>>673961032
Looks gud
>>673961696
it's easier when you use references and do not try to pull it from your brain
>>673961680
but butts are for smacking
I think I might try to go lie down and fall unconscious.
>>673961032
Just ill-proportioned.
>>673961402
pets are love
pets are life
>>673961919
nah, i see how you could confuse them though
Guys look I'm finally posting porn
>>673961778
Thanks man
>>673961787
I know I should practice with more references (actually got the donut from looking at an onta comic) But I really just wanna pull stuff from my head
>>673962220
butts have better cushion tho
>>673961787
Stopping by only to tell you that you are cute.
>>673962595
butts dont break easily tho
>>673962879
but that means you can smack them longer
since when is squash back?
>>673963089
but youll never crack them
>>673963209
there's already an asscrack so one less thing to worry aobut
>>673963351
>worry
thats the best bit tho
So I bought a dildo and it's too big. Fortunately it's rubber so I can use it as a fidget.
>>673963544
the balls are to be unharmed, only drained when needed
>>673963599
You could use it as a door stopper
Or a door knob :3
>>673963764
what if i want to break them?
>>673963845
The suction cup isn't all that great so that won't work.
>>673962485
Too late, you've already broken our hearts.
>>673963209
He appears once in a blue moon.
>>673963971
it's not allowed
and I'll doubt you'll find willing recipients to the breaking
>>673963981
Take out the doorknob you already have ya dingus
>>673964001
I apologize for my latency
>>673964284
The door wouldn't close then.
>>673964406
You can wedge your ass inbetween the frame and door
>>673964277
who says they have to be willing?
>>673964284
what a fuckin qt, m8
>>673964560
why are you so aggressive, anon
>>673964509
My butt isn't quite that dainty.
>>673964727
fatty
>>673964693
some men just love broken balls
>>673964727
I just thought of something funny
Get a fleshlight :3 and put it in the door
>>673964894
Jesus fuck. Why man?!
>>673964894
that doesn't look fun in any sort of way
>>673964894
God, that make me quiver
>>673964851
slut.
>>673964915
fleshlights are 2 lewd.
>>673965230
and (probably) hard to clean :s
I return in victory exultant
My room stinks of mustard
>>673965190
Sauce?
i regret playing with randoms
>>673965395
gross
and I don't mean the mustard
>>673965081
because
>>673965106
my opinions differ
>>673965190
quiver more, it pleases me
>>673965544 (checked)
so i assume you mean the picture you posted then?
>>673965305
cleaning it isn't a problem. I can get dotter or katia to come over and lick it up.
>>673965543
it really is the worst
>>673965395
It's okay, on Saturday I dragged my arm through what I HOPE was teriyaki sauce. It smelled like teriyaki sauce.
randoms have been 80% of the reason i have lost games today
though luke losing to a varus mid as lux did not help
>>673965429
gimme a few minutes
>>673965660
:/
>>673965678
Or demos
>>673965663
>willingly being a demos
that's pretty grody
keep your electric eye on me babe
>>673965931
you're a naughty, dirty boy.
>>673965834
>though luke losing to a varus mid as lux did not help
ha
ha
hahaha
>>673965834
they are just so dumb
and it's like they actively avoid allowing themselves to be carried
did he tilt off the face of the planet
>>673965931
It was accidental. I was at a bar because I was watching Fartbarf live, and I leaned on the table I was sitting at at the time, and that's when it happened.
>>673966026
but he's really cute though
like, irl
>mobas
>ever
literally the fedora of gaming
>>673966099 (checked)
put your raygun to my head
>>673966026
well I don't see anybody being a demos better than I.
>>673966134
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
>>673966218
oooooooooh
how was it?
>>673966353
Undertale has that title, sorry.
>>673966433
PRESS YOUR SPACE FACE CLOSE TO MINE, LOVE
fuck i forgot
dubs checked
not playing fun games with all your friends
>>673966433
Yes I do. You're my little fuccboi.
>>673966433
Really rad, their stage presence was great
>>673966176
in all fairness i could have ganked more, but shen was losing to lucian and graves was losing to vayne and i just couldn't decide which lane i wanted to feed
>>673966192
he did, he missed three or four ults consecutively. the varus build maw and wit's end before boots which was funny.
>>673966504
what is it like to be wrong
I played smite once because people kept fucking pestering me to play one of those games and all it did was give me a headache
FREAK OUT IN A MOONAGE DAYDREAM
OHYEAH!
>>673966747
Couldn't tell ya'. I only know what it's like to be right.
>>673965190
>>673965918
Sure, just hurry it up cause boner's never been harder
>>673966681
don't be creepy
>>673966690
awesome dude, did they play any new stuff?
>>673956773
definitely not
>>673966696
was he ranting about how terrible of a build it was and how much of a shitter player the varus was as he soundly got his ass handed to him
>>673966866
ill post it in the next thread
>:3
>>673966979
Come on man, don't torture me like that, it's 4:30am over here
>>673966907
Don't be like that pumpkin.
>>673966907
Be creepier.
