Me and me friend jerked off his family dog until he came. We were 11 and 10.
He was old and we were scared we'd get caught if he had a heart attack, but he didn't.

>>673949632

my mom's car tried to friend me in the back of her finger.

I fap in the shower, been doing it for over a year because its so easy to clean up, its starting ti clog and im afraid the landlord will see and kick me out or some shit

>>673949632
i might be kind of responsible for a shy slightly nerdy girl killing herself because i ignored her

Can we BUMP this you betas

>>673950426
Share story anon???

engaged in a consentual sexual relationship with my sister for 7 years. only downside is i cant get off to regular sex now.

I saw my dad's penis at a young age. I walked in on him on the bathroom, hadn't yet learned that it was a no no. It was big and thick.

I fotoshoop fake nudes of my little sister

i once scratched on a smile into my face, went to school, and threatened to kill everyone.
>when i was 10

I was raped from ages 6-9 and my sex life now is very confusing and i'm questioning my sexuality all the time. It blows.

>>673951085

hot if you're a girl. if you're a boy, you should kill yourself.

>>673949957
Lol wow same thing even same age I was eleven he was ten it was his wiener dog and I held him down. He didn't finish though he got pissed and started barking so I let go.

>>673950426
More?

Se ha Sec all ve rets?

>>673949632
I stole a candy bar as a kid. I feel bad about it sometimes.

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>>673950224

I am atracted to my sister have not done nothing but i want to

Where's the porn fags?

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>>673950224

Currently cheating on my gf with an old flame

I have recurring nightmares of my father molesting me. It didn't really happen but I wonder why I keep dreaming it

>>673952024
Repressed memories. It did happen anon, your subconscious wants you to remember

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>>673952024

>implying you were really molested.

>>673952166
I don't think it actually happened. But I don't remember much of my childhood and he hasn't had a libido in 20 years because of a disease

I one time shot and skinned a cat for fun and I don't feel bad about it whatsoever.

Angela hui queens New York

2014 - I was in a relationship with an extremely jealous person who had depression, after a year i couldn't stand his jealousness and I broke and i didn't care, not even a little.
2016 - i'm still glad I made it.

I exposed myself to a 9yo lg
she staerd at my flacid cock as it slowly first became chubby then started to rise to full hardon slightly bobing
She smiled at me and I winked back at her
I beat my meat so hard after as soon as I got the chance

>>673952617
What size are your tits

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>>673952617
>i'm still glad I made it.

poor, poor you...

I set a forest fire with my friend. I don't know what the fuck we thought we were up to but in retrospect this friend was definitely a pyromaniac. We'd go out and just make fires, they were usually small. But this time he burnt a christmas tree and the flames grew so tall they started burning the pines overhead. It spread and we left, it burned for hours. We were never even suspects

>>673952726
I hope you get cancer

Having sex with my best friend's girlfriend. Watched her kiss him within minutes of giving me a blowjob. Said nothing.

i lost my virginity to my father in mexico.

>>673952881
Jimmy is that you?

>>673952594
She's hot! Looked her up on Facebook how did you fuck that up?

I raped my mom.

i fuck my mistress sometimes on the way home from work and then fuck my wife that night
why have i no guilt? none whatsoever ;(

>>673949632
>we
>ha
>sec
>all
>ve
>rets???

>>673953214
Post pictures fag!

I molest the 8 year old girl I babysit on Wednesdays. Why? Cause I like to jizz on her bald beaver.

Hey /b/ is it weird (I'm a guy by the way) to wait for the right girl. As in i don't date because i don't believe in love anymore.

Between the ages of 12 & 21 I had a sexual relationship with my 3 year younger sister; only ass-fucking and oral until she turned 15, then took her virginity.

It was varying degrees of consensual.

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>>673953534
>Why? Cause I like to jizz on her bald beaver.

that made me lol for some reason.

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You didn't rape your mom you betapermavirgin

i talk to myself sometimes

>>673952797
why?

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>>673953412

when i was 16 i was experimenting with butt stuff and once i got an empty pill bottle stuck after it slipped out of my fingers

it was in there for 3 days before i finally got it out (lots of spit and bowel pressure)

>>673954010
Don't dead open inside? What?

>>673953963
You know the rules !!

>>673950426
greentext now

I really really want see my gf being fucked by two men, doing dirty things.

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>>673953650
love doesnt actually exist mate, not the way you think it does
it just turns into a partnership eventually that usually doesnt work anyway
so just fuck them all, fuck all bitches, all sizes, all smells and stay away from girls with dicks

I used to rub my Lil step sis clit and jacked off behind her. She gave be a hj once

I have a foot fetish.

>>673954244
>girls with dicks

girls with dicks are the best dude. dont knock it till you try it.

>>673954365
try what? a dick?

>>673954113
This is why I need feminism

>>673954244
Thanks Mate, Much obliged

>>673954322
YOU MONSTER

>>673951991
Cunt.

>>673954484

a feminine trap with a big dick.

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>>673952726
>I was raped from ages 6-9 and my sex life now is very confusing and i'm questioning my sexuality all the time. It blows.

>you exist

>>673954365
try what mate, fucking ass?
sure i can do that with a chick and have pussy too!
dont see the point really and most of them look like guys ;(

I listen to Avril Lavigne when I'm alone.

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i rub deodorant all over my back and chest and belly, not just armpits

>>673954322
>>>/tv/

>>673951085
You think off blowing guys.
>Faggot

>>673952952
You sir are a scumbag. If you cheat, it's best with people you don't know. You're a poor excuse for a /b/ro.

>>673954010
Saved

>>673953359
Nothing to feel bad about, just wrap it so you don't give your girls aids.

>>673952952

I can't tell who is more of a piece of shit, you or her. Kill yourself

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>>673952952

worst than the pedofags and furrys on /b/.

you sir have no sense of loyalty or honor and would get murdered in a less "civilized" society.

>>673949632
When i was 8 I tried to have sex with my cat but thank god I failed.

You don't know how annoying is that your fucking boyfriend use YOUR social networks more than you and if you tell him "no" he says "you don't trust me, i will kill myself because im so sad" and then he get jealous of every friend and forbids you talk to them.

>>673955856

cat couldnt get it in your butt?

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>>673955827
>mfw its your girlfriend

>>673955010
Wat?

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>>673955752
i should feel guilt for not feeling guilty about what im doing but i cant
cause i dont feel any guilt.
fuck i need to stop smoking so much weed lul

>>673956015

>implying im on /b/ cause i have a gf.

I cheat on every girlfriend I have ever had with multiple partners. I currently juggle 4 girlfriends atm. Feels good /b/ros.

>>673953534
I wonder how long it will take the party van to show up at this anons house

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>>673956118
Nigger /tv/ loves feet almost as much as they like big guys.

>>673956199
Don't ever quits moving weed man. Keep on fucking bitches, always cheat to keep things interesting.

>>673951991
>old flame
The 40s called they want their phrases back

>>673956368

The pretty fucked actually. You're seriously fucking with someone's emotions and sense of security when you cheat on this. That's permanent damage. And it brings on a lot more trouble than it's worth.

>>673956440
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I love my wife but I have sex with guys I find on craigslist and I jerk off to sissy trainer porn...

>>673956613
tits or gtfo

>>673950922
so... what kind of sex did you have with your sister that wasn't "regular"?

Fingered my GFs suicidal friend at a party. Didnt manage to fuck her only cus she ran of into the shower.

>>673956742

>implying I'm a girl

k

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I want to get cuckolded with my wife while I watch. I'm Pakistani

>>673956554
Kek

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>>673956613
I am good baby, they will never find out. I keep them 15miles from each other and I live in NYC

>>673956944
white master race with an 8 1/2 incher. will bang your wife while you hold her hand and bring me beers.

I have irresistible urges to murder people and will most likely end up a serial killer and in prison for the rest of my life

>>673956613
Sounds like fag talk. Fucking women is awesome. Fucking a lot of women is more awesome.

>>673957365

Sounds like virgin talk.

>>673956935
You'd better be with a soft ass faggoty opinion like that.