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Hold right there comrade!
We've had reports of german spies around here, show my your service papers and you can go.

Singles: Alright comrade, you're clean, go about your duties.

Dubs (Even): Fucking fascist! Guards, detain him! Interrogate him later!

Dubs (Odd): What are you doing here soldier!? Your papers say you should be on lookout duty! Execution by sundown for deserting your post!

Trips: Ah, the new commander it seems, welcome to our division, your barracks should be on the other side of the camp.

Trips(99 & 00): What? You're here to relieve me and take my position? Very well comrade.

Quads: Comrade Stalin! I am sorry I did not recognize you! You have my deepest apologies, I will make sure we root out these fascists.
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Gimme the quads
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Kill yourself
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ricketyroll
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>>673946688
Rip
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>>673946688
ON THE FUCKING GROUND FASCIST!
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>>673946450
trips
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>>673946450
The fascist scum will soon drown in a sea of Red.
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Last fascist i saw was through my rifle lenses
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>>673946688
>be Stalin
>doing busy Soviet work for the motherland
>see dubs
"I have to kill this man"
>walk into interrogation
"I'll interrogate this man"
>prison begs for his life
>pussy. jpg
>ask him where orange juice comes from
>"from concentration camps."
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>>673946688
A fascist impersonating Stalin? BY MARX
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>>673947266
*Points*
Found the fascist Commissar!
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jews
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Я должен быть чистым . Отец Сталин помочь мне , если я не являюсь.
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H-Hello comrade! Nothing new to report!
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Here you go sir! No cowards here!
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>>673946450
hello comrades
fascists, amirite?
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Hail
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>>673947733
Not by your fucking post!?!?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SUKA!??!
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Glory to the Motherland.
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>>673947905
Tovarish! Please! You know me, I was just lost! Don't do this!
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Work niggers the sun is high
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HEIL HITLER
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the only good fascist is a dead one
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Rollerino
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>>673948077
You with the other one? >>673948077
I want these two executed by sundown, by a firing squad.
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Jawoll!
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>>673948188
Nice try frtiz, take him away. I dont want to see any fascists here.
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fuck
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>>673948336
aw bloody hell we were fucking caught
we gotta leave
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Let's send fascist to their imaginary hell
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>>673946450
comrade
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quads owned
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Rollcialism
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>>673946450
Hey comrade, keep the good work
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Defeat the communist tyrants!
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>>673949228
>>673949475
>>673949758
>>673949874
>>673949924
Clean, clean, and clean. About your business! Look lively! You have an outpost to attack!
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>>673948455
The fuck are you doing here, your post is on the west front, execution commence!
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>>673946450
Rawl
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>>673949961
What are you implying Ivan? Do you oppose our Ideology? You understand that earns you the noose...
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Hello comrade.
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I have nothing to hide! I fight for the soviet people!
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>>673950325
Grilled children with vegetables or potato soup, the choice is yours private
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>>673950466
Oh, but you do. Fritz.
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>>673950566
Posing as the cook Fritz?
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>>673950466
You keep telling yourself that you fascist scum!
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I ain't no gahddang facist, I sell communism and communism ideas!
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>>673950705
Ah shit, gotta roll to the other side, forgot to give the boys their breakfast.
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>>673946450
Comrade
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I've been detached to help drive the fascists out of Stalingrad, I dont have much time before we depart, but yes, you can check me.
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>>673951222
Hello Commander! Put in a good word for me with the Commissar, eh?
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>>673946450
Roll
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>>673946450
check em
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t4nk13
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>>673946450
Roll
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>>673946450
GOT EM
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C-comm..I..Ssar..? No f-fascist scum here...
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For the motherland
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Heil mein Führer! Err I mean long live Stalin!
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>>673951983
Ehh.... New?
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Tfw I'm a furfag
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This is for Hans
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I'm totally not Hitler.
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>>673946450
Sir.. Sir! I'm trying yo get to Controller School, may have a sign in and stamp please?
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>>673952511
Execute this man, he is a deserter.
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Hello Comrades
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rollerino
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sieg heil!
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>>673952511
Is that why you left your post? To ask me? To be executed by a firing squad in two hours.
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Death to capitalist pig-dogs.
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Sir, I am waiting
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We may be allies but you're sitll capitalist scum
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>>673952905
Clean, on with your duties.
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How dare you insult comrade Stalin. Go to gulag.
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Need vodka
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>>673952712
>>673952811
No no sir. Please don't kill me. I have a mark and orders in my book. Here look.. ( shakingly pulls out book and puts hands in air)
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No fascists here, comrade.
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Well...
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HEIL!!!!
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Glory to czar nikolas
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roll.
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>>673953379
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I saw one over there!
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>>673946450
Roll for the motherland
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Sorry no dubs here I am just a lowly filthy Jew cuck named Bernie Sanders
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>>673953666
Satanic trips.
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Rell
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Have you seen any Jews around here comrade? They need a shower.
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>>673946450
Da
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>>673946450
How goes it Dimitri?
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Rerollin for Stalin
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>>673953666
Satan is new commander.
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Communist trips
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I am clean, comrade
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>>673953666
You must be the new commisar Satankovic
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I'm not up to any antics, I swear.
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>>673953766
Ok, but sir here is my arms card. Surely my Gaurd ID is recognized.
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>>673954997
Fuck off traitor. - J. Stalin (p.s. go to double gulag.)
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KIROV REPORTING!!
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(Chuckles jewishly)
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>>673955344
>>673953766
I don't think these need an escort. Officer!
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Uh, Ich haven't zeen any Fascists Kamraden.
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>>673946450
Roll
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I think there's some fascists in my peel. Check em
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>>673955502
Guten ta- I mean hello, are you intrested in a shower?
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>>673954522
FASCIST!! Guards, arrest this man, going to execute this scum at dawn
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gay
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>>673956066
Stop right there fascist scum you are being detained.
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Get out of my way soldier
>>673946450
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*Hides Nazi releated objects in attic*
Fascists? I haven't seen them comrade.
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Rolling for Stalin.
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but I dindu nuffin
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>>673946450
roll for Hitler
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>>673956432
God damn it, reroll.
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