Hold right there comrade!
We've had reports of german spies around here, show my your service papers and you can go.
Singles: Alright comrade, you're clean, go about your duties.
Dubs (Even): Fucking fascist! Guards, detain him! Interrogate him later!
Dubs (Odd): What are you doing here soldier!? Your papers say you should be on lookout duty! Execution by sundown for deserting your post!
Trips: Ah, the new commander it seems, welcome to our division, your barracks should be on the other side of the camp.
Trips(99 & 00): What? You're here to relieve me and take my position? Very well comrade.
Quads: Comrade Stalin! I am sorry I did not recognize you! You have my deepest apologies, I will make sure we root out these fascists.
Gimme the quads
Kill yourself
ricketyroll
>>673946688
Rip
>>673946688
ON THE FUCKING GROUND FASCIST!
>>673946450
trips
>>673946450
The fascist scum will soon drown in a sea of Red.
Last fascist i saw was through my rifle lenses
>>673946688
>be Stalin
>doing busy Soviet work for the motherland
>see dubs
"I have to kill this man"
>walk into interrogation
"I'll interrogate this man"
>prison begs for his life
>pussy. jpg
>ask him where orange juice comes from
>"from concentration camps."
>>673946688
A fascist impersonating Stalin? BY MARX
>>673947266
*Points*
Found the fascist Commissar!
jews
Я должен быть чистым . Отец Сталин помочь мне , если я не являюсь.
H-Hello comrade! Nothing new to report!
Here you go sir! No cowards here!
>>673946450
hello comrades
fascists, amirite?
Hail
>>673947733
Not by your fucking post!?!?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SUKA!??!
Glory to the Motherland.
>>673947905
Tovarish! Please! You know me, I was just lost! Don't do this!
Work niggers the sun is high
HEIL HITLER
the only good fascist is a dead one
Rollerino
>>673948077
You with the other one? >>673948077
I want these two executed by sundown, by a firing squad.
Jawoll!
>>673948188
Nice try frtiz, take him away. I dont want to see any fascists here.
fuck
>>673948336
aw bloody hell we were fucking caught
we gotta leave
Let's send fascist to their imaginary hell
>>673946450
comrade
quads owned
Rollcialism
>>673946450
Hey comrade, keep the good work
Defeat the communist tyrants!
>>673949228
>>673949475
>>673949758
>>673949874
>>673949924
Clean, clean, and clean. About your business! Look lively! You have an outpost to attack!
>>673948455
The fuck are you doing here, your post is on the west front, execution commence!
>>673946450
Rawl
>>673949961
What are you implying Ivan? Do you oppose our Ideology? You understand that earns you the noose...
Hello comrade.
I have nothing to hide! I fight for the soviet people!
>>673950325
Grilled children with vegetables or potato soup, the choice is yours private
>>673950466
Oh, but you do. Fritz.
>>673950566
Posing as the cook Fritz?
>>673950466
You keep telling yourself that you fascist scum!
I ain't no gahddang facist, I sell communism and communism ideas!
>>673950705
Ah shit, gotta roll to the other side, forgot to give the boys their breakfast.
>>673946450
Comrade
I've been detached to help drive the fascists out of Stalingrad, I dont have much time before we depart, but yes, you can check me.
>>673951222
Hello Commander! Put in a good word for me with the Commissar, eh?
>>673946450
Roll
>>673946450
check em
t4nk13
>>673946450
Roll
>>673946450
GOT EM
C-comm..I..Ssar..? No f-fascist scum here...
For the motherland
Heil mein Führer! Err I mean long live Stalin!
>>673951983
Ehh.... New?
Tfw I'm a furfag
This is for Hans
I'm totally not Hitler.
>>673946450
Sir.. Sir! I'm trying yo get to Controller School, may have a sign in and stamp please?
>>673952511
Execute this man, he is a deserter.
Hello Comrades
rollerino
sieg heil!
>>673952511
Is that why you left your post? To ask me? To be executed by a firing squad in two hours.
Death to capitalist pig-dogs.
Sir, I am waiting
We may be allies but you're sitll capitalist scum
>>673952905
Clean, on with your duties.
How dare you insult comrade Stalin. Go to gulag.
Need vodka
>>673952712
>>673952811
No no sir. Please don't kill me. I have a mark and orders in my book. Here look.. ( shakingly pulls out book and puts hands in air)
No fascists here, comrade.
Well...
HEIL!!!!
Glory to czar nikolas
roll.
>>673953379
I saw one over there!
>>673946450
Roll for the motherland
Sorry no dubs here I am just a lowly filthy Jew cuck named Bernie Sanders
>>673953666
Satanic trips.
Rell
Have you seen any Jews around here comrade? They need a shower.
>>673946450
How goes it Dimitri?
Rerollin for Stalin
>>673953666
Satan is new commander.
Communist trips
I am clean, comrade
>>673953666
You must be the new commisar Satankovic
I'm not up to any antics, I swear.
>>673953766
Ok, but sir here is my arms card. Surely my Gaurd ID is recognized.
>>673954997
Fuck off traitor. - J. Stalin (p.s. go to double gulag.)
KIROV REPORTING!!
(Chuckles jewishly)
>>673955344
>>673953766
I don't think these need an escort. Officer!
Uh, Ich haven't zeen any Fascists Kamraden.
>>673946450
Roll
I think there's some fascists in my peel. Check em
>>673955502
Guten ta- I mean hello, are you intrested in a shower?
>>673954522
FASCIST!! Guards, arrest this man, going to execute this scum at dawn
gay
>>673956066
Stop right there fascist scum you are being detained.
Get out of my way soldier
>>673946450
*Hides Nazi releated objects in attic*
Fascists? I haven't seen them comrade.
Rolling for Stalin.
but I dindu nuffin
>>673946450
roll for Hitler
>>673956432
God damn it, reroll.