Waifu claiming thread. Version 5.15now with 100% more waifuThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread. Version 5.15
>now with 100% more waifu
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Shiki claimed
>>673928518
She seems pretty hot
Ayy
forgive me Atago
>claimed
Sup?
>>673928352
>maybe hold it a l-little tighter this time?
>I can hold it however you want
>M-maybe rough too, if you want
I just subscribed. She is just really really cute. I love it!
Tenryuu claimed
And now really back to sleep. See you guys.
>>673928390
Nice try Mai.
https://youtu.be/0396_bsM5eY
>>673928390
claimed
>>673928713
Goodnight TenTen. For real this time!
>>673928518
Hey there Yang! How've you been?
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>673928713
Sleep well
>>673928741
Oh looks like you got me
>Graf claimed
>>673928713
Gute Nacht little Tirpitz
>Best goth waifu claimed
>>673928705
>I l-like it rough
She is insanely cute!
I've subscribed, kinda depressing that I'll never meet anyone as perfect as her heh
>>673928713
Night again
>>673928713
Gute Nacht once again!
Obligatory claim.
Noire Claimed.
>This is so going to be my next phone wallpaper
>>673927729
>The lewdness is real
I-i don't think that i'll mind i-if you go on.
>>673928352
I'll be pleased to send a pic of the results ^^
It happens only once a month, when the paperwork piles stocks till the roof.
>O-oh, is that so? <3
Id tell you a rape joke but i think it would be forced
>>673928390
Drop the bomb, Mai.
Lemme see some smiles you can't say no to
>>673929078
>Hey, you kinda look like me!
>>673929222
>smug hands
>those trips
Everything about this is perfect.
>>673929222
Made me giggle.
Why is dark humor like food? Not everyone gets it
>>673928764
https://youtu.be/-aLjup934Rk
>>673929269
>
>>673929222
Those trips are asking for it
Checked
>>673929078
>I l-like it rough
>Perfect. You're gonna love later then
>So lewd, Stocking
Cute girls are great, but cute girls with colored hair and Gothic clothing? Hnng
I'm sure you'll meet someone like her! Never lose hope!
>>673929222
Perfect post
>>673929317
>>673929078
Only answer is fight to the death! I bet on Stocking!
>>673929269
This one >>673929408
Make way for best waifu.
>>673929584
Stocking should be careful. Ibuki can hang with the best of 'em.
>>673929269
>>673929350
Dark humor is like a pair of legs. Not everyone gets them.
>>673929677
Here, have a Graf asking for Kartoffelauflauf
>>673928695
You are forgiven
>I wouldn't hurt you
>>673929584
Stocking's got my money. We already held hands, it would be a disrespect to bet against!
>>673929777
Back at it again with the trips
>>673929777
More trips? Nice
>>673929777
>TRIPS AGAIN
I ain't even mad
>>673929584
>What are you thinking? Ibuki isn't the fighting type!
>>673929772
It is hard to kill a badass angel. Repent motherfucker!
>>673929777
Jesus may have fed a few hundred people with a few loaves of bread and a handful of fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast
More trips? Okay.
>>673929584
I'd hold your hand, Fran. No worries.
Shiro claimed
>>673929772
oh god
i got it
>>673929199
>Checked
Thanks! It's always great to see someones culinary skills that are better than me heh
>Only if you're good <3
>>673929222
Statistically, 4/5 people enjoy gang rape
>>673929317
We do have fairly similar hair styles!
No piercings on me though
>>673929516
>you're gonna love later then
O-oh ruby, you can have my hand whenever you want!
>cute girls with coloured hair and gothic clothing
Hnng. Gothic girls are just perfect.
>Gothic Lolita is amazing
>>673929584
A fight to the death eh?
I won't let you down Fran!
>>673929963
Thanks ruby!
>there'll be more later <3
>>673930055
Sorry Ibuki
I can't let people down!
>Repent Motherfucker
>>673929381
Well, I'll be off for now, nothing for me here anymore.
https://youtu.be/LLji1buqZOk
>>673929925
thanks friend
>atago a qt anyway
>>673929864
Hey ! You !
Nice pic u have !
>adding to collection
>>673930223
No! Ibuki is still too young to die! Who else is going to make the music here?
>>673929269
I dare you
>>673930102
Why can't orphans play baseball?
>they don't know where home is
>>673930115
Made you a present!
>>673929963
True, can't break a bond like that
>>673930055
She best learn, or name a suitable champion
>>673930260
Bye tats
i think im in a better mood
>>673930460
Me and Hand-kun can form a band
>>673930223
>Repent motherfucker
Yout forgot the soundtrack
>Gotta make it cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo
>>673930260
Night Tats!
>>673930460
Don't worry, we are strongly against violence
>>673930634
Welcome back Mugi!
>>673930190
>>673929772
THIS JUST IN: LOCAL NURSE STRANGLES A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE TO DEATH!
"IBUKIFAGS UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AND ON SUICIDE WATCH", EXPERTS SAY
>>673930502
What's the difference between a baby and a water melon
>ones fun to hit with a hammer, and the other is delicious!
>>673930634
Always good
>>673930524
I love it, that's so thoughtful of you, Fran-kun.
>>673930502
Those are some nice singles.
>>673930634
Nice try Mai, Mugi already left.
>>673930875
>>673930782
thanks guys
>>673930729
Let me join! I'm the best singer there is!
>>673930634
Good
>>673930875
>inplying babies aren't delicious
>>673929584
Yeah, Stocking would defintely win u.u
>>673930223
>Off by one
I'm always trying to improve myself when it's about cooking ^^
>Only if you're good
This is going to be intriguing <3
>Repent Motherfucker
>The feels rush through
>>673930502
>First page of google images
STEP UP YOUR GAME
What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and acne?
>acne waits until you're 12 before it cums all over your face
>>673930260
Goodnight
>>673930875
I love me some baby-back ribs
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
>0
>>673930875
Arent bouth delicious and fun to hit?
>>673929269
>O-oh ruby, you can have my hand whenever you want!
>S-Stocking... I think it's getting hot again...
I wish I had a gothic lolita qt3.14
But Redhead is 2cute4me
>there'll be more later <3
<3
>>673930502
What do an apple and a black guy have in common?
Both are great hanging from trees
>>673930998
Fuck off Mai.
>>673931142
Who are the best readers in the world?
>new yorkers, they can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
>>673931166
How many black people to start a riot?
>-1
>>673931233
The joke
Your head
>>673930964
Glad you like it!
Anyway, off to play some nerdy card games!
Hope my former friend isn't there
>>673931333
We smug now?
>>673931252
Whoops. Top one was meant for >>673930223
>Dumb Rubyanon
>>673931142
>>673931252
>>673931449
2 Africans walk into a bar
None walk out
your mom's dead.
>>673931333
Checked
>frogot to flip the image
>>673931449
Took me a bit
>>673931449
Top
>>673931417
Kek
What's white on top and black on the bottom?
>society
>>673931541
Thanks man
>>673931478
Why not?
>>673931449
What's the best thing about black people?
.......
Alright, Fran-kun. Hope you enjoy your card game with your friends. Hope that jackass isn't there, hope it goes well, buddy.
>>673931541
We seem to be into YLYL lately
>>673930782
Good point, absolutely amazing song
>>673930998
If this is the real Mugi then welcome!
>>673931032
Haruhi is pretty damn good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ot99VU4kzY
>>673931086
>Stocking would definitely win
Thank you!
>always trying to improve myself
Good! That's how you get great at it!
>Which you clearly already are
>The feels rush though
Marry me Noire <3
>>673931252
>I-I'm a little embarrassed ruby
>What if people see us h-holding hands?
Redheatqt might even be into gothic Lolita heh
>What punch hurts the most?
>A sandy hook
Marry me Noire
>>673931527
What's the difference between a Jew and Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney
>>673931449
Take care Fran! Kick ass in the card game
>>673931954
Wait why does it say "Marry me noire" at the bottom?
Well that ruined the joke.
End me.
>not even wasting a Stocking pic
>>673931804
>smug face
>>673931999
>world peace
>>673931678
What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
>their ankles
>>673931954
don't worry; IT'S ME! :D
What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
>Micheal Phelps can finish a race
>Best idol claimed
>>673931333
>SMUG
What do you call a black woman who has had a dozen abortions? A crime fighter.
>gahahaha
>>673932156
>women's rights
>>673932240
Then Hi there Mugi!
How are you?
>>673931999
>>673931333
>>673929777
>>673929222
This is now trips thread.
>>673932331
Kek
>>673930837
They're gonna' start tying nooses!
>do it faggot
>>673931999
>checked
Why was hellen keller a bad driver?
>she was a woman.
>>673932331
Kek
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
>americans can't milk a cow for 15 years
>>673932582
Forgot pic again
>>673932470
pretty good now
i came home a little sad for no reason but im all good now
>>673932287
Hope
Initiative
Tenacity
Loyalty
Efficiency
Righteousness
Work-ethic
Acceptance
Safety
Respect
Innovation
Growth
Honor
Trust
>>673931449
cya Fran!
>>673931954
>Hold hands in public
>That's l-l-lewd. I REALLY like it
I really hope she is. She showed her Halloween costume and I hnnng'd so hard. Please let her be single again soon.
>What's the worst part about Sandy Hook?
>The parents returning the Christmas gifts
>>673932240
Hey Mugi!
>>673931954
>Which you clearly already are
Now that's too much Stocking.
>Noire blushes
>Marry me Noire <3
I-isn't a bit T-too hot in here?
>Nosebleed
>If women can do everything men can. How come they've never successfully opressed an entire gender?
>>673928390
that is the worst taste i think ive ever seen in my life
>>673933002
Well you aint seen shit
Still alive?
>Not gonna bumo image limit
>Rubyanon
>>673933558
I'm still here
>>673932771
U want to hear more ?
What's a Jews least favorite part of a scary movie?
>The shower scene.
>>673933558
Yup. I ain't going nowhere
>>673932771
Did Hitler just kill the thread?
>>673933558
Not going anywhere guys.
>>673932719
Yeah I get that sometimes.
Glad to hear you're okay now though!
>>673932848
Her Halloween costume?
I'm curious!
>S-so lewd
>>673932906
Only telling the truth!
>I-isn't a bit T-too hot in here?
Don't hide from your emotions <3
>I don't have any jokes
>At least none that don't suck
>What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
>Pizzas don't scream in the oven
I'll just go sit over there now...
>>673933731
>>673933857
Sweet!
>>673933853
A muslim, a mexican, and a black man are in a car. Who's driving?
The cop
>>673934071
Jup. Gassed us all
>>673934071
Yes, shame on you
>>673934071
SHOAH, 6 BAJILLION DEAD
>>673933558
Still here
>>673934071
Hitler did nothing wrong !
>>673932287
>>673932135
>What walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs?
The answer is man. We crawl on four legs as babies, then learn to walk upright, then as elders we use a cane.
>Close, but the answer to all three is a baby. It crawls around on four legs, but if you cut off it's arms it'll squirm around on two. Then, if you give it a crutch, it can hobble around on three.
That's horrible! How can you even joke about something like that?
>Easy...It's not my baby..
What's long and black?
>the unemployment line
>>673934071
I don't think the thread is jewish.
>>673934677
This is like the 6th time i've forgotten the image
>>673934210
It was a nerdy, kinda punk Aerial. Nosebleed for weeks. What I wouldn't give to see that
>S-so lewd
>I mean, we can hold hands in public. I kinda l-like that idea
>O-oh no, it's getting hot in here again
>>673932771
I can't tell if I'm stupid or not but you guys get the joke, right?
>>673934539
>>673934619
>Nice!
What did God say when he made the first black man?
>"Damn, I burnt one."
Where did Ibuki go? I liked her style
>>673934934
Yeah, I get it. No worries.
>>673934934
Yes
>>673934210
its weird because it didnt start happening until i hit puberty like 3 - 4 and its been happening ever since. at least its not so bad that i dont want to do anything, because i know some people are like that.
>>673934934
Of course.
>Hitler wasn't the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
>>673934934
You rly think i dont get it ?
>>673934934
H I T L E R W A S R I G H T
>>673934934
It took me a minute but yes.
>What’s the difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
>The boy scout came back from camp
What's faster than a nigger running away with your TV?
>his brother with the VCR
>>673934210
>Only telling the truth
Don't worry, I really appreciate it :3
>Don't hide from your emotions <3
Now I'm getting fond of you, seriously...
>I'll just go sit over there now
I'm used to shitty jokes, that's because I'm the one that makes them.
>I know that feeling
Last reply guys!
Good night and sweet dreams to everyone!
>Implying the pic isn't lewd
>>673934934
Affirmative
>>673935347
How many jews can you fit into a VolksWagon?
>all of them if you put them in the ashtray
>>673935421
Goodnight Noire! Sleep well!
>>673934934
Yes Mistress, and I must say I agree.
>>673934826
Oh that's hot!
>in public
>I-I'd like that
>So wild!
>>673935041
We had a fight to the death.
Needless to say, I won!
>But that was obvious
>>673935249
Yeah I guess!
Hope you're feeling alright now though
>Stocking sends hugs!
>>673935421
>I'm getting fond of you
I'm fond of you too Noire!
I look forward to speaking more tomorrow
>I hope you accept my proposal
>S-so lewd
>But I like it
>>673935635
Why do tourists flock to new york?
>it's a blast!
>>673935421
Gute Nacht !
>>673935635
>Waw
A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”
>>673935635
>tfw a politician in my country is being trialed for tweeting that joke years ago
>>673935421
Night Noire!
>>673935702
You have to be the Goth Queen, huh?
"Say no to violence" "Goth lives matter"
>>673935702
oh yeah right now i feel fine dont worry about it
>hugs
>>673935421
Have a nice night Noire
>>673935635
>What’s the worst thing about being Black and Jewish?
>Having to sit in the back of the oven.
>>673935991
Forgot the pic
>>673935702
It definitely was!
>Maybe i'll get to see it? Man can dream
>I-I'd like that
>So wild!
>That's kinky. W-w-we should do t-that sometime...
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair
>>673935421
Goodnight
>>673936068
How do you change the number of sides on a pentagon?
>ran it with a plane
>>673936464
>ram it with a plane
I messed up
>>673935980
Orange Jews
>100% Concentrated
>>673936068
What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common?
>they only work with a chain on
>>673935943
What do black men do after sex
>15 years to life
>>673936424
MLP: The show that turns fruits into vegetables
>>673936464
HEY! Fuck off, my grandfather died during 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved; flying planes
>>673935991
>goth queen
I wouldn't say I'm the queen but I sure am a huge advocate!
Gothic fashion is the way forward!
>>673936063
Good!
Are you doing much?
>>673936424
You'd be so lucky!
>M-maybe we can do more
Hungary chan is best waifu shame that the rest of the fandom is full of /pol/tards and SJW's
>>673936464
Jesus christ that joke is amazing
>mfw we're all on the list now
>>673937033
I hope so!
>M-maybe we can do more
>O-oh. I can do whatever you please <3
>W-w-we can even hold two hands at a time
>>673936885
Don't joke about 9/11, we lost 19 brave souls that day
It's getting late and I'm going to bed, good night everyone.
>>673937431
What's the difference between infants and onions?
>i cry when I'm cutting up onions
>>673937116
>full of /pol/tards and SJW's
That sounds like a fun fandom actually, I should follow Hetalia's fandom more closely
>iirc, Ukraine was a qt too
>>673936885
>>673936464
>Why does the game Clue not have a black character in it?
>Because then it would be called Solved.
>>673937550
Good night
>>673937409
>T-two hands?!
>I d-don't know if I'm r-ready <3
>>673937550
Goodnight beauty
>>673937689
Dammmn
During Vietnam war, why did so many blacks die?
>when the sergeant told them "GET DOWN!", they danced
>>673937550
Gute Nacht Admiral !
>Graf
>>673937550
Good night Shiki! Thanks for recommending Wasurenagumo!
>>673937622
>Hungary is best waifu
>Belarus comes a close 2nd but she is fucking scary
>Ukraine is a qt but I prefer natural looking boobs
>>673938562
Belarus is completely nuts (for Russia), but she is top, I have to admit it.
>We can keep the conversation going in the next thread
>Emi
