this isnt a real question

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and for free

$1 million is a lot of money but I think I'd pay it if she's really good looking

I don't have a million but I'd ask nicely.

>>673857867
I think I could buy one for a lot less than $1M, idiot.

>>673857867
would i a million dollars a girl have sex with have dick

Generally not. Why would anyone spend that much money on a dick?

>>673857867
for 1 mil, sure

>>673857867
>a girl who has a dick
You need a human biology lesson mate

>>673857867
Nope.
Maybe if he was hot and a sub I'd pay like a tenner.

you only would say no if you have like 100 mil on the bank.

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>>673857867
>girl
>who has a dick
>girl
>a dick
wat

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>>673857954
THIS

>>673857867
Nigga I'd do it for free, a million bucks is a fucking bonus.

>>673857867
Well that's the best looking tranny I've ever seen so yes, as long as I don't get fucked myself.

Depends on who is getting penetrated

I seriously don't understand the sexual attraction towards these traps. My mind is fucking with me, I like a feminine body but the dick just reminds me what team im on. Just no.. The anus was not intended for objects to be placed in it.. The vagina has its purpose reproducing. To the people out there that are open minded and allow pleasure to overcome you. JUST A REMINDER. IMPLANTS AND HAIR EXTENSIONS AND MAKE UP DOES NOT JUST SUDDENLY MAKE YOU A "SHE". START SAYING HE

>>673858921
This

Shit Nigga I'd Do It FREE

>>673857867
I'd have sex with a girl who has a dick for a burger and some fries, so I'm pretty sure I'd fuck her for a million muns

>>673858959
why do we have prostate orgasms then?

>>673858959
Oh what it's like to be 14 again

>>673857867
Yea 1 mill and i get to suck and fuck that big cock. Deal!

>>673857867
>girl
>dick

Choose one!

i would let someone fuck me for $50 no joke

>>673857867
easily, i'd pound her till i couldn't stand for a million.

>>673857867
There are not chicks with dicks, there are only men with boobs

>>673857980
This.

>>673857867
Trannies aren't girls with dicks. They're men with breasts. In short, NO.

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>>673857867
The real question is would you have sex with a guys who has a vagina for 1 million $?

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>>673861008
fuck no thats gay thats a masculine cunt

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for a million i'd let a group of hung men and t-girls fuck n fill me. pic related, sissy hypno really works ;) my butt well stretched

i would probably fuck my own grandpa in his wrinkly saggy old arsehole for 1 million dollars

>>673858706
>afor the love of god sauce :(

>>673857867
Yes you would not even need to pay

>>673857867
I would pay money to do that.

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>>673858959
It's ok bro, you don't have to like anything you don't like. The anus was not "intended" for anything because it wasn't created by an invisible man in the sky, and I'm pretty sure people have been sticking things in there since the stone ages.
And no, I'll call them whatever they call themselves because i'm not an asshole.

>>673859819
are you retarded?
> you think differently than me so you must be younger

kill yourself

>>673858218
but a feminine dick...

>>673857867
i'd do it for free

>>673861429
(C86) [Futanarun (Kurenai Yuuji)] Futanari Musume ni Okasarechau! 3 [English] =SW=

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>>673857867
>>673861008

My sexuality would have little to do with it. If I was paid a million dollars... fuck, I'd bang an ugly grandma and grandpa and wouldn't give a shit.

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>>673860292
>There are not chicks with dicks, there are only men with boobs

you have boobs...all men have boobs...

>>673862168
thank u :)

Id do it for a $1000

>>673857867
Sauce?

>>673857867
>girl
>dick
pick one

>>673857867
sauce?

>>673857867
I'd do it for free

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My friends fuck me for free x

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>>673864075
I would highly enjoy being your friend then.

>>673863095
>>673863214

Sarah Salazar from memory. First name might be something different, though.

>>673864075
nice feminine penis right there

>>673861008

Now this would be difficult, the chick with a dick would not be a problem.

>>673864075
well you're not a trap, you're a man in panties

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>>673865223
How about the booty?

>>673857980
THIS

>>673865631
thats a fat man ass

>>673865631
ver nice

>>673857867
hell yeah!!! i would do it for free because i like it

>>673865613
Thanks bro x

>>673865681
More cushion for the pushin'

>>673865631
niice

>>673857867
For that I'd funk anybody, no matter the gender or what deformities they had. Just as long as they don't have some disease i can catch it's on.

No but u did for $5 ...Capt Spalding

>>673865631
you clearly dont understand how to wear a garter belt you fucking retard

also go on a diet

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>>673865813
>>673865687
thanks friend

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more of my trap ass?

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>>673865631
10/10 would hit

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>>673865973
Im a trap too

>>673857867
The fuck? Of course.
What? You think I have a phobia of dicks?
When I go take a piss I have to look the other way? HUH?

Hermaphrodites (not traps) are literally master race.

>>673865895
she's wearing it right fam

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>>673865973
me too, im a tarp

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>>673857867
Man,where do I get 1 mill..I don't have that much

>>673866023
no HES not

no real traps wear wigs like him

>>673857867
How much for just the tip?

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>>673866087
2 dollars

>>673858501
W-Who is this? I-I'm asking for a friend.
Not for me.

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>>673866130

One million?! Where the fuck im suppose to get all those money from?

>>673862377
So the statement is not false.

Realistically who would be better me for a million or the guy that does it for 20

>>673857867
Depends if they've been HIV tested.
A million dollaridoos aint worth that shit.

But if they're clean, them absolutely.

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>>673866130
Naomi Skye

>>673866179
>866179 ▶
>One million?! Where the fuck im suppose to get all those money from?

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know the joke has already been made a hundred times in this thread but you did the best job of remaking it! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

Because you think HEY WAIT, they meant PAY a million dollars, and YOU said you WOULD PAY a million if you had it HAHAHHAHAHA

>>673857867
Holy fuck, that's as close as a real person can get to a futa, incredible

>>673866332
nah bailey jay does the best job at looking like a fuckable female.

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>>673866288

>>673857867

But I have, for free :)

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>>673866560
your idea of what a "trap" is

I would eat that ass and do anything else you wanted. Like could I ever meet you?

>>673858959
You dont havs to try to convince US that you're not a huge gayfag. We knowyou are. You're just trying to convince yourself. Its ok to be a gayfag man, learn to embrace it. Fuck a trap.

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>>673866630

first off, shes a tranny. second, whites make the worst dick girls

#673865631
I would eat that ass and whatever else you wanted.

>>673864075
goddamn I'd pay to fuck you, where you live? USA?

>>673866270
just wear a condom ya donut

besides hiv doesn't even matter anymore if you're a millionaire

>>673866775
>being this new

>>673861785
yup, a sweet one.

>>673866761
thats a manly ass body, and trans girls dont call themselves trannies you retarded fuck

niggers make the worst traps, im sure his face is disgustingly manly

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>>673866775

>>673857867
As long as I'm the pitcher.

>>673857867
>girl
>dick
pick one faggot

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i fucked this trap

>>673857867
never

>>673867006
as if anyone wants to stick their dick up your shitty hairy fat ass

>>673857867
only if we go on a date first

>>673867062
is that moot

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trap

>>673866945
>trannies dont call them selves trannies

lmao yes they do, someone sounds jelly

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>>673867270
fuck youre stupid bro

If I do it for the money I'm not a fag, I'm a fag whore. Plus receiving anal can cause ass problems later in life. But I'd still do it cause I can get over it and a million is an unlikely thing to put together.

>>673867316

Only the faggot-y tumblr ones take objection to that term.

Already done it - and for free.

Would I do it again? Fuck no.
Curiosity got the better of me, and the situation was handed to me on a plate. It was a very convincing trap and "hot" by photo standards.

However, the reality is - when you're faced with the reality, it's not a real women. Your instincts kick in, you can't smell the female pheremones, they act differently from how any real woman would.

I still went through with it just because at least I can now have a real opinion on it.

Didn't cum, struggled to stay hard (even after taking viagra - never had this problem with a real girl).

Traps - the idea is interesting the reality is nothing like the fantasy. Unless you're actually bi or gay, in which case you'll probably enjoy it. If you're a straight guy who is curious, you'll regret it and won't want to do it again.

>>673857867
Nigga I'd do it for free and come back for seconds.

>>673867455
>>673867512
Retards thinking that having sex with a trap "for free" is anything special

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you know you would

>>673867455
you really shouldn't have gone with the big black one with the 11 inch cock for your first time.

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You're all certified faggots. Gender is a biological construct, not a social one. There are men and women. That's it. These men are gay and are mentally ill. There are no women with dicks. PERIOD

>>673867581

Are you a bit special? They're responding to OP's post, you know... the question the entire thread is based on. Which was if you'd fuck a trap for money.

>>673866080
>saying the garter belt is wrong
>implying it's a wig
>Telling a guy with 18% body fat to lose weight

Lol

>>673867899
stop embarassing yourself autismo

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>>673867859
gb2 westboro baptist church

>>673867784

Ha, yeah that would be regrettable. Actually it was a tiny Filipino, with a very small dick and very convincingly female.

Plus you fuck a trap, you don't get fucked by them.

Most traps want to be treated like a real woman so they prefer you to ignore their cock.

In reality, when you find yourself in that situation, unless you're a closet fag, ignoring the cock is the very thing you spend all your mental energy doing.

It's not worth it.
Still at least I have a reasonably unique experience and it's reminded me of how fucking hot real women are.

>>673866179
A small loan from your father?

>>673857867
>>would you fuck a guy with tits

ftfy.
and yes.

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>>673867859

>>673868300
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET IT

ITS RELEVANT BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP TOOK A MILLION DOLLAR LOAN FROM HIS FATHER

GET IT?

ITS A JOKE

>>673867963
>18 fucking percent
Not him, but yes, you need to m8

>>673868398
Jesus christ, is this an epic mehmeh troll or do you genuinely have autism and need to reiterate everyones post for others like you?

>>673867859

Yeah I completely agree with you man.
I even tried fucking a trap. You soon learn when you're face to face with one, that there is no amount of surgery or hormones that can make a man into a women.

Your natural instincts kick in and if feels fucking alien and wrong.

Actually it kind of feels like having sex with a sex robot. Feels similar, looks similar but is lacking all the subtlety and feels false.

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>>673857867
I'd pay her!

>>673857867
You don't even need to agree to it with this guy, he could fuck you round the corner before you'd even noticed.

>>673868541
head to the burn ward bra, that prev anon destroyed your asshole

>>673857867
I'd let him blow me. Counts as sex.

Check and mate.

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>>673868625
>implying you are not him
Stop being 12.

ITT: Straight people who would do anything for a million dollars and faggots who would fuck a man for free.

Not judging the former group I would probably fuck a cactus for a million

>>673868723
>BJ
>COUNTS AS SEX

you are the saddest fucking virgin on here right now

>>673868962
lrn2law faggot

>>673857980
fucking kek'd

>>673868962
>is an oral sex act
>oral sex act
>sex = SEX

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>>673857954

Agreed.

>>673868962
>ANAL
>COUNTS AS SEX

you are the saddest fucking virgin on here now

>>673857867
i usually pay between 50 and 100$ to suck, sometimes get fucked or get crossdressed by shemale :)

>>673869128
>>673869043
you faggots, you'll never fuck a woman

oh wait, you bumped into one the other day
>eye contact with a girl = sex

you totally got laid

>>673859717
We don't, you're just a faggot. Either that or you sack off to the point of orgasm and say "hurt durr I did hands free"

>>673861008

For a million bucks?

You know, I'd probably be traumatised, but I can do just about anything with enough zeros involved.

Read in gravelly man's voice: "Oh yeah, baby, fuck my little pussy."

I'm betting my boner would die many times and far too much time would be required, but you know... A million dollars...

>>673861008
I'd put my penis in any normal human being who would allow it

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>>673867784

>>673869235
You ARE that 12 year old poster again ITT.
Brah, when you grow up, you will realise there is a whole range of activities which can constitute sexual contact. Just keep on trying at Algebra 1 if you wanna get that nice pussy.

>>673857867
I did it for free. It was alright.

>>673868567

Why do people lie on the internet?

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I bet it would be pleasant

>>673869553
blowjob = sex

huehehehehehe

>>673865922
You need to use some freederm on that spotty arse mate that's rank

>>673857867
How many times do we have to say this.
There is no girl with dick, only demented males with fake tits.

>>673860072
If only there were some job revolving around that principle...

>>673860072
why would anyone want to fuck an ugly dude who has striped socks and a pair of granny panties?

thats not a trap ,thats a faggot

Would do it for free. So bonus if million on offer

>>673861008
Way better question.
Dont think I can even if I tried.

>>673867062
this is not trap this is a faggot

>>673869931
>>673870002

"Mom, can we please stop talking about 9/11"

>>673868652
Who's this

>>673861008
That is a very masculine vagina

>>673857867
110% yes. I would have sex with a nigger for $1 million.

>>673858706
uh...i need the sauce...for science

>>673857867
of course. even if i didn't think that shit was cash, Im broke than a mf.

>>673857867
Yes; if you wouldn't you're a liar or a billionaire.

rather for free

>>673861008
Is that the slap chop guy?

>>673868847
Sauce?

>>673864075
I'd like to be your friend. We can dress up together.

>>673857867
don't know how to tell you but.. girls dont have dicks you fucking enormous faggot

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>>673867859
Hey, whatever you need to say to justify your coming to all the shemale threads and looking at the pictures. Good to have your traffic and bumps here, friend.

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fuck no

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>>673870510

I'd do it for about tree fiddy

>>673866011
nigga you're an ambush, trap implies you can atleast pass as an ugly woman

Why are there so many homosepuals now?

>>673870946
just kill yourself, dont even stream it you fucking attention whore

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>>673857867
sex with a dude for a million dollars? maybe if no one ever found out about it. but I'd have to be really drunk and have a roofie right afterwards to try and forget the whole thing.

>>673868874
Sauce!!!!

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I'd suck her off, fuck her ass, and let her cum in my mouth, but I don't want to get fucked in the ass. Maybe let her finger me.

>>673871232
Why is it that the only Asians you see with big cocks are trannies?

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>>673857867
>girl
>dick
Puck one

>>673857867
Yeah, if you give fucking sauce!

>>673871925

>liking male dick
ill take the girldick please thanks

>>673857867

Even for 100k I would do just about anything.
I would be someone's complete slave. As long as there is no maiming or physical injury, I would be willing to submit myself to just about anything.

Anything is worth not having to suffer with student loans.