>>673837680
gay sex is best sex

>>673837759
>/thread

>>673837759
everyone knows this already, especially your dad.

>>673837849
what if my dad is dead

>>673838174
then it's extra kinky

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

I've stolen panties from my girlfriend's friends and from each of her sisters

>>673838952
So how are things going? Still trolling I see.

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>>673839358
I'm not too bad, big weekend and a tonne of work to get done. How about you?

>>673839762
Super busy lately. I think I spend more time at my gf's place then my own now. Plus I'm getting ready to start taking some classes again cause i am gonna try for my boss's job when he retires.

I was technically molested as a preschooler.
Memory is fuzzy but my teacher pretty much striped me naked played with my dick and sucked it and I got to stick my fingers inside her.
Didn't fuck me up mentally though I'm still 100% straight and have sex as much as humanly possible with my gf.

Will greentext if this thread doesn't die

have had animal sex

>>673840053
I sorry to hear about it. Glad it didn't effect you noticeably tho.

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This girl i use to like in 9th grade rejected me
so when she stood up to go to the bathroom i blew my load on her chair and she didnt even see it when she came back

>>673837680
I can suck my own dick

>>673837680
I like to take half a bottle of flinstones vitamins, put on t9x by tech n9ne and zone the fuck out brah

>>673840301
then what are you doing here? go back to sucking.

>>673837680
My first sexual experience was when I was 9 and my brother who is 3 years older than me tried to fuck my ass.

>>673839955
check'd
seriously sounds like your life is coming together nicely, I'm glad it's working out for you. Almost seem a different person from the girl who used to lurk these threads

>>673840550
Sleeping more, drinking less. I guess having another person around really does make the difference.

I stole my friends girlfriends nudes from his computer

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I post this picture so hackers can have something to do when bored..it could be the key to naked pics on Facebook

I am a guy

i wasn't kidding when i said i'm going to ruin these doctors :D

I sucked off a guy once...

Fucked a dog for an ex bf

when i was younger i would mash my penis against my dogs vagina and i knew it was wrong

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it's okay, tell me everything ..

Sucked off a dude

I wish somebody would kill my ex

>>673837680

I want oxycodone but I don't know how to get it because I don't have any drug connections

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>>673837680

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/cherry-feat-minette-fourie

>>673840927
If dog was enjoying it, how could it be wrong?

I still think about / fantasize over my ex from highschool. Haven't talked to her in like 5 years though because of my current girlfriend hating her guts. I think I just kind of miss the attention from her is all but man did she have some pretty blue eyes. Is something wrong with me ?

I often imagine how my ex-gf gets fucked by her new boyfriend - and love the thought. Would love to talk with her about hr sexlife and would love to ask her to send me pics...

As a teen, I often let my dog fuck my ass... sucked him off, too

>>673840053
when I was 6-7 my babysitter would shower with me and let me touch her pussy. a couple times she tried to teach me about the different parts but I didnt rly pay attention.

When I was about 8 or 9, I fucked my classmate Sandra in the ass. She loved it.

>>673841878
So beta

I want to fuck my mother in law. Like, really drill the fuck out of her.

>>673842271
post her pic

>>673842265
Beta?

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I believe in reincarnation. One past life was as a Cherokee during the trail of tears. But deeper in my past I was not human, but a powerful being, like a god. For reasons unknown to me, I was made human, at least twice. I believe in higher dimensional beings and alternate dimensions.

I know it's really stupid and I've tried to convince myself it's not real but I keep on believing for some reason.

I've investigated my beliefs and have ended up learning a lot about the paranormal.

Accidentally posted it in a YLYL thread, kill me now.

I watched porn with my brother and his best friend when I was 7 or 8. I remember watching the porn but not what happened afterwards.

>>673837680
Well since I am here.

My mom's friend tried to finger bang me in the back of my mom's car.
When I was age 13-14 I used kiss and touch my best friend while her high schooler older brother would watch, I once gave him a hand job while she watched.
I used to watch the sex tape of this once particular couple when ever i baby sat for them.
A father once caught me in the bath with his daughter and just stared at me for a while before leaving.
In college I would masturbate while listening to my roommate have sex with her boyfriend. I also would creep on him in the morning sometimes to see his dick.
I drunkenly made out with a 16 year old at a party.
I did Ecstasy twice in high school.
I started going to the gym to perv on girls in the locker room.
I buy expensive clothes online, wear them and return them. I even have my own tag gun.
I didn't loose my virginity till 26.
I touch myself while driving.
I like girls.
I masturbated to the idea of my mother sleeping with a trap dressed in my clothes after talking to one who did that with men.
All my secrets are lame and mostly just embarrassing.

Last year when I was over for dinner at a friend's house, I put my foot next to his wife so that our feet would be touching. She moved her foot away at first, and then she put it back and I didn't move mine away. She looked at me with a baffled expression. Later I texted her.

After two weeks of secret emailing back and forth we're making out and i have my hands all over her body. A week later I fingerfuck her in her own bed. And a few days later I get a BJ from her. I usually never cum from BJs, but mentally seeing her lips wrapped around my fat dick was insane.

She's a japanese girl in her early thirties. She takes care of her figure doing regular exercise and has such a pretty face, and is toned with the right curves and a small pair of tits. Sadly, I never got to fuck her.

i like to feel my poop as it's coming out of my ass. best is when i'm slightly dehydrated and it's been over a day since i last pooped, it kind of falls apart when it leaves the anus and feels satisfying

>>673842342

Nah niggar. But I'll describe her for you. She works outside so her body is tight as fuck. Small breasts. Curly hair. Great ass. Always wears shorts. And I've never seen a whale tail from her, which pisses me off to no end.

>>673842613

Nudes now.

>>673842470
Hah. I saw this in the YLYL thread and thought "dude might be lost"

>>673837680
Grew up in a cult. Weird sexual experiences...led me to find the one man who loves to take it up the ass from a woman with a big black silicone cock.

Thanks, Jehovah's Witnesses.

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>>673842555
all of them feeeels

>>673842470

Fine. I believe you. Remember my post, so when you become a god again, let me relive my life, but with an astounding amount of good fortune. Also, let me meet and fall in love with my wife again.

there are powerful forces at work all around me and i can't stop eating ice cream and getting dubs

>>673843012

off by one, dammit!

>>673842524
When my younger bro was about 8-9, I was 15, I let him and his friend watch me and my gf have sex a couple different times.

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I am constantly dreaming of cheating. I have some alcoholism, although its limited to funds, free time and mainly whats available. I jerk it to all my old flings and I wish I were 20 pounds lighter, otherwise, I am fine.

Constant oral sex exchange with a married woman, for years now..

My cousin thinks I don't know she's watching when I masturbate.
It's a ghetto house with a door that has no handle but instead a hole. You really think I don't know? Get the fuck in here already

>>673842555
all of those are fine or hot, except for one: Wearing and returning of clothes just wrong.

You're fucking with a company's profitability slender. If they go out of business you are partly responsible.

>>673843164

got pics?

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>>673842555
I also perv on girls in locker rooms. No shame in my game.

Friend.

>>673841257
crash into a tree going 80, snapping your arm in half, flaying your lip open, breaking your shoulder blade. the doc will give you a ton of oxycodone even tho your not in pain and never actually needed it.

>>673843367
I keep them clean and I retag them. I also do keep the stuff I really like. I feel a bit bad about it but I don't think i am really hurting anything.

>>673843386
Obviously not gonna happen

>>673837680
i was raped by my swim teacher when i was 8, and by my brother when i was 9

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>>673842555
TRIPS OF TRUTH: EVERYTHING LISTED HERE IS NOW SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE

>>673843716
neat I guess i can tell my mom now.

I killed a man and that's killing me inside.

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>>673837680
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

>>673843595
what do you think the profit margin is on a piece of clothing? What do you think it costs for the postage, restocking, extra admin, and possible cleaning regardless of what you've done?

How many extra sales do you think they have to make just to balance out you buying and returning shit just for fun?

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>>673843340

if i ever made enough money i'd buy a 747 and throw parties on it with my gay scientologist friends

>>673843913
Their return policy is extremely open, people do the same thing just to try them on, I'm just trying them on for a whole day.

>>673843904
Pasta

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>>673843913
Seriously? You're fucked up over clothes? Of all the fucking things. Jesus Christ, you fucking Jew.

>>673844154
+1

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>>673837680
>i can find things people have a hard time finding
>not sure if im sane

>>673842634
try dick.

>>673843656

nice fantasy faggot

I had an on-going affair with my HS science teacher when I was a Junior.

I was 17 she was 29 and married, slept together for about 6 months, had a short break, then continued again for about another 6.

>>673844167
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO RUN A BUSINESS

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>>673837680

>>673843873
how did you killed him?

I suck on my cousins used panties as soon as she leaves in the morning.
more often than not they're covered in piss or blood and shit.
Girls are filthy

>>673840924
Do you feel gross about it now?
Was it in the missionary position?

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>>673844447
I believe I do. I appropriated the business of a Jewish tailor earlier.

>>673844593
you suck on blood and piss?

>>673844593
Keep in mind she wakes up, changes, and leaves, so they're still warm and or freshly stained

I sometimes wish I was a girl. I am tired of always doing the same stuff in bed. Cumming doesn't even feel that good. Girls always seem to have so much more fun or at the very least have more options. More than 50% have fucked another woman just for the sake of trying.

>>673844593
Thats pretty much what underwear is for. So you don't dirty your clothes. Your the one sexualizing them, boys underwear is probably just as nasty.

>>673844727

Yes

>>673844841
nasty fuck.

>>673843852
Don't tell your mom, she might get awkward about you seeing her naked in the showers if you do. Got to keep some fuel for the late-night fantasies.

Actually, everything about me is known by someone else. If they don't know, it's only because they don't ask or make assumptions. The only thing is my preferred suicide method, because I'd rather nobody be able to know how to stop me when it happens.

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>>673841878

>>673845004
On second thought, I don't know if it is known that I still love -her-, but that's not really relevant now is it?

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>673844980
I don't really wanna sleep with my mom, that stuff before was just a mistake and bad thoughts.

>>673840714
Let's hope not

http://strawpoll.me/7078276

Vote!!

>>673844945

I've gone to work multiple times with my face smelling of her pee.
Nobody can tell since it's a food place

>>673844377
Can you not see the problem?

I've helped my ex suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog multiple times

>>673842613
>my fat dick
Just have to add that part of course

>>673844799
If you're envious of the last part I'm sure you can work something out..

>>673845148
of course not, doesn't mean you cant occasionally think about what it would be like though.

we both know it'd be a terrible failure as reality, but that doesn't mean it's bad as a fantasy. I fantasize about all kinds of shit that would repulse me in the real world.

>>673845302
Stories?

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>>673837680
When I was 15 years old, I was still living at home and my parents went off to a vacation in the Bahamas, leaving me at home. They left their brand new escalade though, at home with the keys on the counter as they always were. I took it on a joy ride into Camden NJ, where I pawned my parents also brand new HD tv, and used the cash to hire these ghetto camden sluts off Nj back pages to suck me off in the car. So yea, there's 2 NJ whores out there who sucked off a 15 year old kid. Mfw I'm 21 now and parents still don't know.

I like to stick things in my ass im a 20 y.o guy

>>673844381

Please be good and don't ever let anyone find out. Teachers like that are rare enough, and I get sick of hearing about them being locked up because some fuckwit bragged to his friends and word got around.

I mean I get that you're probably an adult now but she could still get rolled if it came out, so lead by example.

>>673844799
Try getting your ass fucked. Most intense organ evar

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>>673845239
>Nobody can tell since it's a food place
where the fuck do you work you disease ridden cunt?

>>673845440
yea, 4chan has given me a ton of messed up fetishes.

>>673844320
Such as?

>>673845301

there is no problem, you're just a lying faggot. Plenty of people post pics of the girls they got to cheat, myself included.

>>673837680

I murdered this one rapist and got away with it by following advice from a Chinese cartoon forum

>>673844670
Nah, doggy style

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>>673841878
oh look, yet another cuck..

>>673845539
4chan has just helped reveal some things you didn't realise you liked before.

You don't know what you're into until you're exposed to it. this is just a place where you get exposed to an unusual variety of potential kinks.

>>673845668
Do tell, do tell.

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>>673845686
yea, there is definite variety here.

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>>673845668
uh-huh

>>673845395
Nah. I tried having sex with a guy once and it was just an awkward mess. But I wish I could enjoy it, if only to have more alternatives.

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>>673845866
preaching to the choir slimjim

>>673845506
I've kept it quiet. She's an amazing woman and I'd never want her to get in trouble because of me.

>>673843367
>You're fucking with a company's profitability

Ohhh nooo! Those poor multinational corporations, how ever will they cope?

I only like sex in the missionary position and I hate chocolate milk.

>>673846021
Strawberry or coffee milk is so much better.

>>673845512
I enjoyed it at some point but not anymore for some reason.

I'm still talking to my ex gf in a somewhat romantic/platonic way i guess? like we say "i love you" sparingly even though both of us know we'll never get back together and she even wants me to move on (which i am but my ex n i still make out, do oral, etc. and i don't wanna give that up just yet)

I came home one weekend from college and after leaving my ex's house (no fucking just making out), went home and took one of our friends virginity because the girl was scared she'd die a virgin since she's Muslim and has little to no contact with guys since high school ended and isn't in college.

Also just recently got a fwb, but its the same girl that my friend lost his virginity to. Although i'm almost definitely sure it's fine and everyone i talk to say it's all good dont know how to feel about it exactly.

i have never driven a car. i was in a crash with my friend and his parents when i was sixteen and his mother got fucked up bad, they all cried and had a moment i will forever wish i wasn't present for. now when i try or even think about it i get crippling anxiety and feel sick to my stomach, pretty sure its gonna ruin my life.

>>673845443
Ive always been into dogs fucking girls for years and mentioned it to my 2 previous gfs and managed to get them to get licked by dogs-which was amazingly hot. But when I mentioned it to this girl she was all for it, loved the videos and wanted to try everything. She used to have a horse so she had access to stables, which is another story in itself.

We got asked one day to house sit for a friend while she went on a night out and we knew exactly what we were gonna do.
We took some sexy clothes I liked in a bag and left them in the car before we went in. As soon as the friend left we gave it 10 mins before gf got changed and we started jerking the dog, he was a bit apprehensive at first but before long he realised he was in charge and could do what was natural.
As soon as his cock camemail put the sheath she stuck it straight into her mouth and went to town... no prompting no warning, it was fucking awesome.

>>673845538

At least it isn't shit, anon

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

>>673846271
>camemail
wut

>>673846271
>house sit for a friend while she went on a night out
What part of Compton do you live in that people get house sitters every time they leave the house for more than an hour?

>>673846199
Move to pretty much any metropolis and take the train/bus everywhere.

Or you could even get some high paying job and take Ubers everywhere.

No big deal.

>>673846338
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..

>>673846401
Came out.
Autocorrect is fucked

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>>673843904
Nice copy.

>>673846416
She had a large dog that she didn't want I leave alone else he'd fuck the house up.

I once swallowed a bit of my cum and i was fucking disgusted by it. Not the taste but the texture

Was a long time ago, but when I was 16 my gf liked to watch me give oral sex to her 11yo sister.

>>673844670
No not really.

I was bent over the couch lol

>>673837680
I'm obsessed with JonTron and think about him when I'm having sex

I have a bf but i still hang out with a guy i used to hook up with. We dont do anything sexual and there is no tension between us. We were friends for years before we hooked up. Which is why i find it unfair to ditch someone i consider a good friend. My bf doesnt know. Not sure of he would care though since hes not the jealous type

>>673846103
Wtf, how old are you? 12? Maybe a 24 yo beta? The work may never know but that was some betashit right there nigger.

>>673846732
did she ever molest her sister?

>>673844670
Did you enjoy it?
What breed of dog?
What do you look like?

/questions

>>673846828
Why not tell him?

>>673846614
>worried dog will fuck the house up
>brings over chick for him to fuck up instead
10/10 would be dog again

>>673844510
You asshole. Get your op bullshit out of my life.

>>673846985
He did his job.
Only "downside" is that the dog is frisky with the girl who's house it is now after what we did and she can't understand why

my secret?
i am an ancient dragon warrior from the wufo nu xing hao clan. i was sent here by ninjas over 3,000 years ago to find the jade crystal my father, who's name is obi wan xing hao kobe bryant. i have not succeeded yet, but over the course of my time here i have done many things. things that no human being has ever done before. before i was sent here by my brother, jet li hao xing kung pao chicken, my days were usually filled with dragon warrior training. my sister ling hao, my brother bong wao so bic, my dad natsu dragneel, and my other brother joe gave me many blessings before my departure. now i am here. looking for the sacred jade crystal.

>>673846884
I dont think so. She showed her how to masturbate when she was 9ish but nothing more. she liked to kiss me after i ate out her sis but she never licked her pussy.

>>673846976
Well even thougj hes not the jealous type i dont wanna see what is a limit for him.
If i told him and he asked me to stop hanging with him i dont know if i would be able to. I mean, hes been my friend for like 7 years and my bfs been my bf for a little under a year and a half. I cant ditch my friends for a guy.

>>673847310
sounds like an okayish older sister?

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i fucked my sister.
my brother sucked me off.
i sucked off my neighbor.
he sucked me off
will greentext if interested. this happened between the age of 6 and 10.
I'm 25 now

>>673840452
I can relate to that

Had to bring something to artclass to draw. Braught a skull my grandma kept in a dresser for years. Was asked about it by teacher and told it was a fake one.
All students took pictures with it, licking it, putting sunglases on etc.
The skull was "produced" in a labor camp in poland during ww2 and my grandpa received it for studies. Never told anyone about it.

Tempting woman to cheat on their boyfriends is more rewarding then picking up single women.

gave a blowjob to a guy 4 years older than me in a movie theater, while on our first date
i was younger and wanted to look more mature and not scared of anything

>>673847378
that arm looks cool. when do we all get robot bodies and get to look like supermodels and live forever.

>>673847365
I think so, had a much better relationship than some sisters i know.

>>673847506
That's pathetic.

I like one piece.

>>673847532
which movie was it?

I lied and told a girl in highschool that I lost my virginity when I was 9 to the girl next door.

Truth is I was only 6 at summer camp and the girl was 12. Her name was sandy.

Weirdest year of my life.

>>673847506
I...agree anon.

I get off on the thrill of the hunt either way, but going after a girl who's already and convincing them to violate that bond is so hot.

I like to make ylyl threads

>>673847664
it was a bit ago so i dont remember... maybe a harry potter or something, ended up not really watching the movie at all while he did

I turned my gf into a total whore. At the beginning I pushed her all the time to go and suck a stranger in the bathroom of the disco or something of the sort. I thought it was kinky and edgy and hot and so did she. Eventually it worked so much more than expected. She gets maybe three requests a week by a few guys who know she will say yes to anything every time. I was working elsewhere for some time during the week and there was someone sleeping with her almost every day. Then there is also another guy who comes pick her up in his car and drives somewhere a bit hidden so she will suck his dick and come home. The day he appeared with another friend of him I realized it was getting out of control.

>>673847506
satisfying is not the word
>>673847630
ands it's only pathetic on the females behalf

>>673847793
let me know if an appointment opens up in her schedule anon

>>673847793
>>673847793
>>673847793

dude you're a big cuck faggot.

>>673847755
>things that never happened

>>673847793

Is she getting paid at least?

>>673847472
How was artclass? Today everyone licked a dead jews skull. Best day ever.

>>673847958
>>673847958
100% serious.

>Go to summercamp with sister whose 2 years older than me
>my oldest sister is there too she is one of the camp leaders
>its only a day camp so we come home every night
>one day we go on a legit camping trip
>they say me and my sister have to sleep seperately
>my sister sneaks me into her tent
>sandy there
>sandy wants to play truth or dare
>honing in on me
>everyone goes to bed
>cuddle up to sandy I'm big spoon
>she starts grabbing my dick
>wtfishappening.jpeg
>feel something warm
>she's bouncing up and down
>not sure what's happening at all but feels good
>goes on for 5-10 minutes
>she slows down and is breathing weird
>we fall asleep
>wake up naked and hurry to get dressed and get back to male tent.

>>673840682
Hey you! Definitely sounds serious with gf, so happy it's working out for you. And classes are a great idea, as is going for your boss's job. Onwards and upwards, you.

I miss smoking weed. I'm contemplating taking it up again and hiding it from my girlfriend.

>>673847977
Not really. She says she does it for me. She will usually tell me about it, but sometimes I don't ask her and she doesnt tell.

frequently have sexual dreams where I'm a girl.

>>673848363
Neat.

>>673847161
Eater of Secrets is coming in the new expansion.

>>673848466
do you get to fuck other chicks?

>>673840924
would you ever do it again? Where did you find the dog?

Did you let it come inside you? Take the knot?

Oh, and did he let you keep any copies of the pics?

>>673848458
Same here. I know it may triggers my schizophrenic episodes but feels so good...

>>673843873
quit being a pussy

>>673848458
if you quit because of your gf you should just kill yourself

i was molested by an older cousin when i was 7

I still love her so so so much and I am so depressed...

>>673848570

Yeah something comfy about it. I like being outside at night too.

I used to get home at 9pm and stay outside until 4 am sometimes just enjoying the warm outdoors and smoking weed.

I'd have 5 or 6 beers too.

Just such a great time.

But it makes me not do anything. I won't do homework and I won't end up becoming an engineer like I want to.

>>673848558
Every once in a while. But realistically, it's like 50:1. Few men will turn down free pussy, but getting chicks is a lot of work.

>>673848645
quit to pursue an education. I need to complete a lot of courses to be able to go to school next year. Also don't have a lot of money currently and I smoked weed in a way that was really bad for my health.

But yeah the gf plays a huge role.

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>>673848363
heyyyy if it isn't my favourite predatory sociopath, how u doin

>>673848697
Make her become an hero.
That will show her!

>>673848759

Really? I don't think so. I guess it depends if you're in an environment where you are meeting lots of ladies. Do you have pals that are throwing parties where you could meet girls? Are you on tinder? (or american equivilent.)

I've cheated on my girlfriend with 5 different women in the past 4 years.

Some of them I had multiple sexual encounters with while my gf had no idea.

feelsbadman

I fucked a CDer that i met off craiglist

I once found a little bird fetus in an egg, blended it, made scrambled eggs and fed them to my vegetarian girlfriend

>>673848772
so just smoke on the weekend or something. no need to completely give up something. granted i havent smoked in 2 years after smoking daily for 10+ years. I miss it but I quit so i could keep a decent job. If i could id still smoke once in a while.

>>673848939
CDer?

I fucked my lil cousins in the ass when we where young

Russian communications in their operational locale are disrupted daily and the Biebs songs are played over the channel. Of course they don't disclose this because they still want to appear large and in charge, and capable of handling a situation in the eyes of the West.

>>673848847
pretty sure that Tinder is from usa... not the other way around

>>673849070

Oh, I don't know I don't use it I have a gf of four years under my belt bro.

>>673848982

I wouldn't be able to do the weekend thing. It'd turn into an every night type of thing where I spend all night alone in my shed smoking weed and enjoying beer after beer while listening to music or going on my laptop. I could always do homework out there or something. It's all bullshit though. Life is so short. I wish I could do what makes me happy but I can't. My dad beat my face in last year. My parents thought I was just the biggest fucking loser. So I moved out and quit weed, started doing school work and getting my life on track. Have 90's in physics, chemistry, advanced functions. I moved back home because my parents begged me a year after I had moved out. I feel like if I take up weed again they'll start judging me harshly again.

>>673837680

I really want to die even when everything is OK. I'm not depressed or anything.

Has anyone seen Anx/Anxiety/Clearwater girl around?

>>673847793
>CUCK

Do you ever kiss her right after she's sucked a guys dick?

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>>673845584
stuff

>>673849500
I barely come to these threads anymore so i haven't seen her.

>>673849580
mushrooms?

>>673847184
U r hero

>>673847793
holy fuck how does it feel to be a cuck. $1,000 says she leaves him in a month.

>>673849500
she ded

>>673837680
I am self-conscious about my intelligence and wish I were a better programmer. :/

>>673847378
I want her to give me a handjob

>>673849710
But... dem titties and ass.

>>673847907
I don't think that would ever be a problem. Just ask her almost anything and she'll do it. She recently started licking one guy's asshole during a blowjob. He also strke her neck while fucking and even spit on her face.
Not that she's ever done that with me.

>>673837680
I cheated on my wife with my sister, my cousin, my aunt, a trap, and some emo faggot. I also steal my neighbors wifi

>>673837680
I'm afraid Im going to turn into my parents

>>673849535
Never. I always ask her to wash after anything.

>>673849710
Please don't tell me that, I still get skittish when i see suicide threads after valentine's day.

>>673849936
killing yourself is always an option

>>673837680
I want to have sexual intercourse with stallions.

The only problem is I live in the city...

>>673849820
I know right? could have turned her into a hot little slut if we had the chance.

C'est la vie I guess

>>673850031
This is your only problem?

>>673850022
no one fucking cares why don't you go cry to your boyfriend.

>>673850031
does your city have mounted police? It could be time for a change in profession.

>>673840301
Can't everyone

>>673844823
No, if you aren't disgusting and unhygienic they are not for guys. Women def have more disgusting underwear, discharge, period blood, etc.

That said I love it and have sniffed a lot of panties :p

>>673849829
sounds great, what's her number?

>>673850047
She had a few slut moments with me but she was unstable as fuck

>>673847958
Dubs don't lie.

>>673840179
Which animal? Why? Pitching or catching?

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>>673842948

I put down my last two dogs because my parents were to selfish to have them put down professionally. they just wanted to let the animals die suffering instead of being humanly uthinized.

>>673850212
the most fuckable ones are. She had the makings of a good sub, but she'd need a very firm hand to keep her in line.

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>>673850111

>>673848847
Yes, I'm not saying it's impossible, just much more work. Especially because I don't *really* want to make new friends and I don't like wasting my time on people I'm not really interested on (unless sex is clearly an option from the beginning).

>>673850083
Pretty much, unless you know any good beast forums or something

I had sex with one of my colleague during 6 month. We're both married. One day she decided to stop our relationship.... I still love her and I hate my wife more every day but I'm too afraid to leave her and live alone.

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>>673844057

>>673842470
If you were ever a being of higher intelligence, you wouldn't be in ylyl threads. So your theory is blown

>>673849003
Cum dumpster

>>673842948
Knock, knock..... Do you believe in the power of latex?

>>673849003
Cross dresser, that guy who said cumdumpster is a virgin.

>>673845462
Kek

My aunt and I want to fuck eachother but neither of us are willing to take the steps necessary. She's exposed herself to me on multiple occasions "accidentally".. And I came in her panties and she found them one time. A few years later those same panties showed up in my luggage. I just wanna give her this young cock but fear a freakout. I could give her the fuck of her life, make her fucking carnal desires a reality, and I don't think I'll ever get the chance.

>>673837680
never has a nice shag. no good homo shag either.

>>673850308
Man tell me about it, if I lived close to her she'd be tied up in my basement and loving it

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In 1986 I was a failing solo act who performed a hit song. It was my only hit and I didn't even write it. Got depressed because people would literally leave in droves after performing said song.
Get angry, change set list, so that hit would be the last song I played, forcing them to stay through the show.
This tactic did not work. It was all over the news.
I refuse to play 3 venues. Finally play another show.
Barely anyone there, people returned tickets in record numbers, which is ridiculous, since I'm fairly certain there was no refunds.
I realize my 10 seconds of fame got to my head, and that I should play what they want, if anything I can build on it after tour.
Tour ends, manager never returns calls even though I still had contract.
Get lawyer, try to sue.
That fucked me over.
Goodbye career.
MFW I work at Home Depot.
MFW once in a while my song plays at work.
MFW Nobody believes me because of the years of age Meth added to my face.
MFW I can't even prove it to them by singing, because my voice is so harsh and fucked right now that it hurts to even attempt to sing notes of that register.