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>>673789403
here are your choices:
go back or TITS and TIMESTAMP
>>>/soc/
>>>/facebook/
>>673788847
you gotta go back
>>>/facebook/
>>673790411
What sorta onesie is that?
>>673790564
furry hat. very warm and cozy :)
>>673790411
what threads do you lurk here?
>>673790732
don't judge, but raid threads. i'm a massive shitlord.
>>673790802
tits and timestamp?
>>673790725
7/10 for cozy
Where on earth are you?
>>673788005
It puts the lotion in the fucking basket!
Fun Fact: A blue whale ejaculates 40,000 gallons of sperm during sex, but only 10% enters the female, and people still wonder why the sea is so salty ...
>>673791445
What is this, 2010?
>>673791890
Your joke is so old, so is your Hello kitty phase
>>673791445
>Fun Fact: A blue whale ejaculates 40,000 gallons of sperm during sex, but only 10% enters the female, and people still wonder why the sea is so salty ...
everybody already knows that, NOW THE GTFO
>>673791692
>>673790411
>>673791890
GTFO
>>>/soc/
>>>/facebook/
>>673792325
go back to 9gag
>>>/9gag/
>>673788005
Les vaisseaux de la vierge Marie arrivent
>>673792914
an improvement
>>673792884
pug face, bland hair and needs go back
>>>/facebook/
>>673793077
minus the nigger and gook then it's an improvement
>>673793295
imagine that plus shaved and its you
>>673792276
Well I'm sorry my jokes and room decor isn't up to your standards, Mr.Jawline McChadderson
>>673793673
do you have autism too, LEAVE
>>>/facebook/
R8 me
>>673793837
>>673792761
Putain tu m'as tué mec :rire:
>>673793968
>>>/mexico/
you gotta go back
>>673792423
Fuck you
>>673792884
are you male or female?
>>673794353
I am a pug
>>673794169
Not Mexican keep guessing
>>673793098
stupid rat faced bitch/10
>>>/facebook/
>>673794228
Jeez, get off 4chan and do a push up.
>>673794518
>>673794228
this, don't get triggered; get fit
>>>/fit/
>>673794518
Would you rather help me get out of here?
>>673794477
a fagget
>>>/facebook/
>>>/soc/
God, some of you people are really brave posting yourselves here.
>>673794849
You lack the upper body strength to remove the bed sheet covering the door.
Post a pic of you lifting something heavy.
>>673795020
le anymoos beard/10
>>673790411
You're a massive faggot
We have balls
sup /b/
Silvain duriff
>>673795328
Why would i need to be strong when i rather have a gorgeous face?
>>673796101
RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ur so faking hot
ayyyyy
>>673796101
>>673796253
samefag
>>673795924
I fucking hate you so fucking much please die a horrible death, you are the literal bane of my existence PLEASE kill yourself. REALLY JUST FUCKING DO IT, THE WORLD WE BE >MUCH< BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU, YOU VILE DISGUSTING PIECE OF SUBHUMAN FILTH
>>673796101
>>673796253
same poster
>>673796317
No one would've doubted it if you didn't take a timestamp you know... Just saying... Take that as you will..
>>673796429
> -Sent from my mom's basement
>>673796101
>>673796253
kys nigger
>>673796101
kek
Your mom has lied to you about your looks.
You're a toothpick. Start lifting NOW. What do you have that's heavy?
>>673796443
Would you like a blowjob then? got a new lipstick
>>673796559
i didnt think about it to be honest hah i just thought.. posting on /b/ better time stamp
>>673796742
Come to daddy
>>673796735
Alright, you're clearly a robot.
Do some fucking weird shit to keep this thread going.
>>673797024
lol thanks haha
>>673797093
it ain't really him, these pictures were posted before
he saved them and renamed them to keep the original's filenames. they're all a slightly lower res than the originals.
>>673795924
I think this is bullshit. People who look like that aren't here.
Send some nudes or its fake as fuck
>>673797309
dig the hat
>>673797309
You facial expression makes me think twice about suicide
>>673797279
fuck.
Alright, I'm putting my dick away. Thanks for the heads up.
lol k
>>673797309
love the hat
>>673793460
Dat be's so raycizz!
>>673797309
MAGA
*HIGH ENERGY*
>>673795433
close your fucking mouth fagget before i shit in it
>>>/soc/
>>673788005
Trevor Philips/10
>>673797506
>You facial expression makes me think twice about suicide
kek. why
>>673797512
oh, by all means, don't let me stop you from wacking it, the original poster is pretty cute
Alr8t faggots , r8 my internet gf
>>673797458
>>673797566
thanks, /b/rothers
r8 me yooo
Why does it matter what my face looks like?
>>673797825
its a dude/10
>>673797953
It doesn't.
>>673797686
this
Try and prove I'm not a normie, faggots.
>>673797825
so f*cking hot girl bro
What would you do to me /b/ ?
>>673793808
what the fuck is wrong with your nose
>>>/facebook/
>>>/soc/
>>673798161
deport you back to pakistan
>>673789403
Love the camouflage.
>>673798161
Herpes
>>673798161
Ill put a cheerio between your dick
>>673797003
IF I TAKE THAT PHONE OFF, WILL YOU DIE?
>>673792276
the only thing ya got going for you is your jaw, the rest of you looks really bad
sorry anon
>>673797302
lol no nudes srry
>>673791445
Needs camouflage/10
>>673798522
OMG FUCKING DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH URGHH, I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>673793098
And I'm a damn Huguenot
this thread is worse than gore
R8 Me
>>673788005
Rate me it piss
>>673796101
nice filename go back to facebook. also cut and wash your hair it doesn't make you kool, it make you le edge just cut it and if not cut then atleast take care of it i could cook an egg with your hair on a frying pan, if you like it greasy then cut it and become a greaser wanna be
>>>/facebook/
>>>/soc/
TL;DR wash your hair and go back to the normie site you came from
>>673793968
Would make a nice trap/10
>>673798667
why
>>673796317
Ausgril?
rate me girls only!!!
>>673795020
Would hire/10
>>673799020
Fuck worthy /10
>>673797003
If I take that beard off, will you die?
>>673798951
I'm homeless , can't afford a nice haircut, sorry /b/ro
>>673799037
She looks like one of my bf exes :(
>>673799294
a l l
d a y
i
d r e a m
a b o u t
s e x
>>673795924
Cammo and black and white filter can't conceal acne ravaged face/10
>>673798939
sickening
>>673796806
you forgot the TITS>>673796317
>>673799261
it would be extremely painful
>>673796317
Looks promising/10. Let's see some tits
>>673799348
that sucks sorry i remind you of her
>>673799250
i'm secretly covered in tattoos though... even under the hair on my head (long time ago)
this is my currents facebook profile picture hence the screenshot
>>673798161
bury you under 10 feet of bricks
>>673788847
Op Ivy!!!!!
>>673797266
Klan grandmaster/10
>>673799489
Im not autism. it sick. it piss
sup, /b/?
>>673797825
Your relationship is a lie/10
>>673800337
>im not autism
this has to be a joke
>>673798522
then leave, why are you here just leave
>>673797905
Will an hero soon/10
>>673799294
you're in a home, you have electricity and internet, i think you can afford a pair of scissors
>>673798161
Wake you the fuck up and demand to know where my fucking breakfast is.
>>673799990
assburgers/10
>>673798939
Clearly a righty fapper/10
Most recent photo of me.
This is my "shocked" face.
>>673800059
11/10 best looking person in the thread
>>673799020
Hair needs work/10
>>673799063
yes aus girl :D
>>673799527
>>673799718
soz its either tits or face per thread
>>673800550
You clearly don't know the sith lord
>>673799527
Amazing tits ruined by the advancing text. Where's the textless version?
>>673801335
With my beard I look entirely different.
>>673801335
race-traitor/10
stop cucking asians
>>673801470
GTFO this isn't facebook you dumb broad
>>673800502
Will eventually murder-suicide family/10
>>673800059
weren't you in that one 80's movie?
>>673801649
lose some fat, dress better, grow out the top of your hair longer and you'll be 8/10
>>673801952
Lol, nah man, I love my family.
>>673802150
no he won't stop lying to the man he has to pay a got damm Vietnamese hooker to fuck him for fuck sake
>>673801649
Dress better? I only wear Burberry, Zegna and Banana Republic...
How do I dress better?
>>673801532
Shut the fuck up, faggot. I put a lot of effort into making that.
>>673802271
you just haven't snapped yet
>>673802271
That's exactly what they always say.
>>673802368
wut.
>>673802131
just because it's random doesn't mean it's art
>>673802197
I know that face!
>>673801443
i like my hair. pic is from november. i travel kinda to humid climates often and it is insanely curly there. i have to keep it so it works everywhere.
>>673802131
No lips/10. Would still do a short term relationship though.
rate me girls
>>673802484
I'm far too laid back to snap. Life's too short to get mad.
>>673802566
kekd n checkd
>>673803066
average b/tard emerges 10/10
>>673803066
biggest dick ever/10
>>673802879
Well it makes you look like a little girl. Put in the effort. Second worst thing you can do besides this. Pic related.
sup /b
bet you fags don't have this much swag
>pic related
>>673803700
i'm almost 31 yrs old.... i can afford it.
>>673803700
>it makes you look like a little girl
Implying that's a bad thing. Would you rather she look like an old hag? Also, chipped fingernail polish looks cute on girls. Please remove yourself from my /b/.
>>673788005
Can we get another pic of you?
>>673792325
Hello
I hope you're still here and see this.
I want to talk to you because I think we kinda look alike. I don't want to post pic.
>>673795020
I look just like you, bud.
>>673804068
I meant little girl as in sloppy and careless not the tightness of your cunt. Pretentious faggot.
>>673804655
kek...... gimme a picture of how you want it to look. dark only; no blonde or highlights. we'll see...
>>673804221
Read
>>673804655
And check my dubs faggot
>>673798333
Payton?
>>673803985
jesus christ that's an awful outfit
>>673805010
That's a lot work for an anon. Usually I take my girl to the salon and pick everything. Sometimes I go with Ms Han Lee's advice, she's been through 3 of my exs.
>>673805597
It must be make believe time in the basement.
>>673805597
k then guess i'm stuck with how i like it.... hah. but for real, i'm happy with my hair. i could actually go on about this topic forever but i'm sure /b/ doesn't care.
What up nyuggers
>>673806234
FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>673788005
Are you in necrophilia, incest, and cannibalism
>>673806777
are you trying to imply that aren't? NORMIES
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>673806649
ayy cuz i could go for some fried rice
>>673805875
I feel you, I'm big on health and beauty. I spend like 140 a month on pedis for both of us as well as manicure for her. That's on top of regular hair maintenance. It's an expensive habit, but it pleases me to see a woman with freshly manicured fingers and toes as well as nice hair. Shit makes me diamonds. Needless to say I'm involved in hair, makeup, nail, shoe, accessory, and clothing decisions involving my woman. I couldn't fathom being around an unkempt girl.
>>673806963
Why are you such a fucking asshole ginger nigger
>>673806234
Cool Asian guy/10. Would definitely hang out with.
>>673806234
Sup glenn
>>673807103
NO FRIEDO RICEO FOR YOU UNTIL YOU DOCTER, YOU BRING ME MANY SHAMEOO UNTO FAMMRLY YOU MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU
>>673807659
Workplace shooter/10
>>673807243
make believe time intensifies. Is your mom cooking you up some tendies?
>>673807314
why aren't you
>>673807659
probably what this guy >>673807243 looks like
>>673807243
i work in software. my husband died 2 years ago. my appearance isn't what i've ever focused on. just passing is cool with me. comfortable is best.
>>673805854
I got a room. This could be us anon, don't fag out on me.
>>673807443
cheers brother
>>673807613
whats up my fellow walking dead fan
>>673807775
If you dun get me de rice i will die now
>>673808265
NO RICE FOR YOU
>>673808139
It's tough about your husband anon, my condolences. Did you guys have kids?
Sup /b/
>>673808865
just a dog. i wanted to wait for my career............
r8 me please for instagram
>>673808869
MY EYES MAKE IT STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>673808869
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>673808869
Nobody in the real world - where you have to do things like work for money at a job - thinks facial piercings are ok, they're a sign of a trashball
>>673809125
>>673806234
we already saw you ling ling
>>673808978
Ah I see. Well it's not too late for you. You've got maybe 5 years of fertility and a clean slate as far as future relationships are concerned. Don't squander your time, you need to step up your social life and start putting yourself out there. It starts with the little things: new look, new clothes, and confidence boosting salon work. Look good, feel good anon.
>>673808869
Feminist in training/10
>>673809365
Freckled mess/10
>>673809292
Mother? Is that you Trying to make me uncomfortable on /b/?
>>673810157
Thanks
>>673809798
nah. eh. i'm getting my masters. working ft. i want to travel for a few years. do central/south american and then aisa and tibet. remote it. i do admin and dev easily by now. hoping for remote. maybe someday someone will want to share another dog with me. but that's it. i really don't feel the need to reproduce in this world with trump as a legit candidate. not even in my wildest, most inebriated dreams.
>>673809365
TITS OR GTFO/10
>>673810415
Tell bf to cough up money for good make up. It works for Jlaw.
>>673792761
top Kek enculé
HOW ABOUT NOW?
rate my new wife
>>673788005
batard d'homme vert, reste a bugarach
>>673811110
why is your son black
rate my kids
>>673811016
yup
>>673809438
not all of me
>>673811355
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGET. LEAVE HIS KID ALONE CAN'T YOU SEE HOW PROGRESSIVE THIS MAN IS.
>>673811016
I think we match >>673808869
Why nobody ask for my tits? Is that because I'm fat? I hate you idiots! I have very good tits here but I'll never show you! Keep dreaming about!
I am 21 but look 14
>>673811358
1/2 tards
>>673811370
What is that supposed to mean
>>673811448 (me)
i gotta go pick up some weed soon be back if this thread is still up
>>673811596
post butt sexy
>>673810535
Instead of a dog would you consider a surrogate mother? All the genetic benefits without any of the tediousness of pregnancy/work conflicts. We could still travel and enjoy the world without being bogged down by parental duties. There are enough autists out there, why let them win by not reproducing?
>>673811016
Wanna give a blow job to a cute Italian?
Ay
>>673811016
Delicious trap material/10. HRT now!
>>673811110
Keked
>>673811358
/pol/ is in the house/10
>>673811861
oh i dont care about the physical pregnancy. idk. this is a hard topic for me so i'm going to stop. i only imagined it happening with one person. i'm not sure i'm empathetic enough for adoption.
>>673799107
newfag/10
rate my parents and me
>>673812041
Lose the hat asswipe.
>>673792761
Le criste cosmique
>>673812829
That filename
>>673811596
hay lil boy wants some candy
>>673811596
post more<3
>>673812386
No not adoption. Surrogacy is when they implant a fertilized egg (our genetic material of course) into a hired surrogate mother. She will deliver the baby but it will be genetically ours. But yes it's a charged topic. Good talking to you anon, got a kik?
Rate me
>>673809365
Would fuck. mm
>>673813523
tits or gtfo
>>673812692
Would ravage the loli/10
>>673811831
>>673813408
says this non-ironically
concern intesifies
>>673813523
Loli..... loli..... where are you...?
>>673814152
Like a cock in your ass?
>>673811596
Delicious shota/10
Real Niggas face on b
>>673811596
what is /B/?
>>673788005
Maybe I look bald. Maybe it's Maybelline.
>>673811110
>>673811355
>>673811463
>>673812692
>>673814660
Fucking /pol/ faggot.
>>673815266
waste of a life
>>673815266
Well, you never know you make like it.
>>673815266
That's the spirit! I like my sissies to resist me at first before realizing the futility of it and embracing the inevitable. I'm diamonds for you anon.
>>673815133
Would make you white with a blast of my cum/10
>>673815819
Trim that shit nigga/10
>>673815266
Common you should try it, ill go really slow if you want?
