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Rate my ass thread?
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>>673570578
hard to tell without something in it.
Rate my ass
>>673571594
moar
4/10 ass thread
>>673570578
fag/10
>>673571594
9/10 post moar
>>673571424
10/10 would smash.
Rate. I'll follow up with rates....
>>673570578
>>673571305
>>673571424
Christ, you're hot. Wish I was as twinky as you. Always wanted to shave my legs and ass but it would raise too many questions with my friends.
>>673571424
9/10.
>>673572683
9/10, please post more
>>673574433
dont stop
Would fuck you even tho i'm straight/10
posting me.
>>673575678
7/10
>>673575678
would you?
>>673576155
amazing. i want to eat your ass right now. please moar
>>673570578
I'd tap it. And I'm mostly heterosexual.
>First it was traps/ shemales, was disgusted but then grew to like it
>Then it was trans/ crossdressers, was disgusted but grew to like it
>Now its twinks, was disgusted but starting to like it
>4Chan has turned me into a fucking faggot
>>673576325
8/10, needs better lighting.
>>673570578
dear faggot,
did you know there's a board just for you?
>>>/hm/
go there.
>>673576836
8.5/10.
bump
>>673577877
8/10
>>673571922
zozzle
>>673576903
topkek
awesome thread
more pics to add to the collection
>>673574433
>>673575320
best of bread
o////o
>>673579978
go on
>>673579978
fuck
>>673579978
>>673580369
7/10 moar pls
Thoughts?
>>673582000
7/10 not a great angle or lighting
I'm not a homo so 0/10
looking for sissies to join a kik group!
butt
>>673582725
butt / butt
>>673582000
best butt in the thread thus far, and trips prove it.
ayylmao
>>673584555
Cute butt/10 more?
Ayy
>>673584410
Thanks ;3
>>673586674
beautiful butt! would fuck till i came deep inside :)
>>673586674
much better
How does everyone have such a smooth asshole?
>>673586993
I'm a thread killer :/
>>673586993
I epilate my hole and butt. It's painful at first but you get 2 weeks of pure heavenly smoothness
>>673570578
9/10
>>673571594
Blurry/10
>>673587583
10/10
>>673586993
this person gets it
>>673587583
Your ass doesn't itch?
>>673586674
That butt is a work of art!
>>673587583
dat girls back arch
>>673587849
Ty :D
>>673587920
Rarely, only after about 20 days does it start to bother me. Epilation pretty much "waxes" your hair by the root so when it grows back it's a completely new hair, not itchy stubble.
>>673587952
You know it
>>673588504
HNNNG please post more anon. I'm gonna need it for some rigorous science.
>>673588504
I'm supposed to be typing a paper now I'm jerking off to this guy's ass. Thanks 4chan.
You guys like my ass?
>>673589366
Aight, here you got mr. scientist
>>673589731
What's your paper about, I'll help you write it while you jack it to all these lovely boy butts
Hello
>>673590402
>dat ass
My dick can't handle this level of booty
>>673590402
No no fuck the paper I just want to rim and mount that glorious dick hole.
>>673591291
different angle/10
screw you guys, 0 rates in like 15 minutes. really?
>>673591878
It happens to everyone at some point.
>>673591878
Calm down, Nancy. There's a surplus of asses in this thread after some scrolling they all look alike.Which one is yours?
this thread is giving me the wrongest boners
if someone posts assbro I'm dead
>>673590958
Aw come on, be a real man. Show me you can handle this booty
>>673591078
Rim away bb
>>673592466
FOR YOU
>>673592690
time to bust a nut
>>673592377
deleted mine but reposting one of them now. also sorry
>>673592054
i guess but it really feels like no matter what rate pics i post, i never get rated
>>673590139
Another one, close up
>>673592815
7/10 potention 8.5/10 if a zoomed out view looks as good as i suspect
>>673593036
potential*
>>673592815
It's because your pics aren't that good quality and your poses are uninspired compared with the other pics. Your ass is really nice but please understand the problem before you complain
>>673592690
Good god thats hot
>>673592615
oh god I've been edging for an hour... Don't think I can resist dat butt.
Amidoingitright?
>>673592615
would rim and blow
>>673592955
Can I eat your ass please
>>673570578
get the fuck off /b/ you fucking faggots, you're ruining my board, and kill yourselves while you're at it.
>>673582000
Kik?
>>673570578
All I can think of is how defeated you look in that pose.
Like you discovered the only pair of clean underwear you have left is the uncomfortable red tighty whities.
>>673593228
Don't hold back, it's not good for your balls or your health ;)
>>673593620
Ty ty. Have christmas butt
>>673594138
there's no way you don't have a blog somewhere with all these pics and that ass. horny guys probably throw cash at you daily on paypal or something. What's the site name?
Rate my ass
I know you niggers just wanna dip your face in there. It makes me feel good, too.
>>673594138
Hnnnng one more and I'm gonna cum buckets
>>673593036
thanks, i think it looks just the same when zoomed out.
>>673593119
the problem being that i actually post butt instead of being in a fucking position? i don't see a problem with that tbh, feels like im the only one posting what should be posted, according to OPs text.
if the pics were supposed to be "post asshole" or "post pics of you in the position you would like to get fucked" i could agree with you
>>673594489
I want to rape you
>>673594489
that might be the flattest ass i have ever seen. congrats
>>673594489
shut up and grab your ankles faggot
>>673594967
Say what?
>>673594852
>>673595013
<3
>>673594374
I did have a tumblr but I deleted it so the only place I post is here and on /cuteboys/. I don't want a lot of fans tbh. And I don't believe in the paypal thing, I do not want people giving me money.
>>673594524
;)
>>673594489
DAYUM
Bamp MUTHAFUCKA
>>673595356
Oh fuck sit on my face and jerk off i'll lick until you nut
>>673595356
just that your ass is really flat, really.
it might look a bit better in that second pic but it's just because of the pose, even my butt looks ok in a pose like that.
got one standing up straight and the pic taken from the side?
>>673588504
>ywn be facefucked by this
just.wav
>>673595957
Do you like it? <3
>>673596080
Okay, then I like my ass just as flat as it is.
>>673596377
more
>>673596593
hnnng
>>673596593
keep posting babe. I want your ass to make me cum tonight
>>673596241
Yessss it looks so tight I want to drill it until you're custom fitted to my fuckin shaft
>>673596848
Oh please do. I'll milk you dry <3
>>673596802
Any requests?
FUCKING CHRIST MAN OP DO YOU HAVE VIDEO OF YOUR ASS GETTING FUCKED I NEED THIS PLEASE OP
>>673596848
One more for you. I'm off.
>>673597221
dick wedged behind legs pls hun
>>673597472
dis hole really needs a cock to fill it
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>>673595402
If you're still lurking, i hope you know you're the champ of this thread haha 10/10 all the way.
>>673596241
that's really extremely flat, sorry to say that though
>>673586533
Hi ASStro. Been taking new pics lately?
>>673598232
holy shit
>>673597752
MY NIGGA. Especially when they play with their ass or cum in that position...
can i get a rate?
also a proper cock instead of the cucumber please?
>>673599114
>panties/skirt whatever blocking the view
>arm covering the arch of your ass
>odd angle
just arch your back like a whore and take a pic/10
>>673596124
>tfw no bf's face to sit on and make him eat my butt
>>673598378
Just got back from supper. thanks though!
>>673598860
HI ANON. And I have taken a couple new pics, not of my butt though
>>673599656
perfect, more please
>>673599856
Oh? Of what then? Also, why not take a nice new pic of your hole, while wearing athlete socks (or ankle socks)?
>>673599856
Do you jerk off while getting eaten out or do you just chill and enjoy it? Also I volunteer!
pls lick me
oh boy
the raging faggot thread!
>>673601332
8.8/10 salad would toss
>>673599810
is this better ?
>>673570578
you like mine?
>>673600299
>>673600668
Post everything you got boy
>>673600916
Of this. I look fat as fuck but oh well.
My lighting is not good right now and I'm pretty bloated now, but I could do that pic tomorrow morning.
>>673601210
The booty buffet is all yours anon. I've never been eaten out but I think if I was I'd just chill and enjoy it, concentrate on making him feel good
>>673601570
mount up
updogs?
>>673601480
would reck
>>673601599
8/10 looks like it jiggles alot when fucked. Nice ass bro.
>>673601922
Not gonna lie, your tummy DOES look less in shape than normal in that.
... post more tho.
Have there been plenty of boybutt threads? Been out of the loop the past month tbh.
What time approx will you post tomorrow?
>>673570578
does anyone want to chat and maybe a little more ;)
Add me on snapchat : baekiller12345
>>673602341
holy fucking shit are you assbro?
>>673602612
lolnope
>>673570578
WouldStabTheShitOutOfyoupieceOfgayassNigger/10
>>673601922
Yes sir
>>673602217
thank You Sir, not sure if it jiggles though but i still like the comment. it's free for use if You want to Sir
>>673602341
>your tummy DOES look less in shape than normal in that.
Yeah, I've been eating more lately due to the weather warming up and going to BBQs. I'm trying to watch myself though
And I'm not sure either, I've haven't posting pics as often so I don't know the state of boybutt threads. I'm sure they are the same as always
If I come on tomorrow I'll post around this time if there is a boybutt thread. Btw here's an old pic that's kinda like your request
>>673603048
So qt. Where'd you cop your undies?
>>673603345
That's a big cock...<333
>>673603475
Never seen that one before. Keep posting rares?
Got anything with feet and hole?
>>673603345
can i have that in me please Sir?
astro is gay
>>673603637
>rares
Uh I'll try to find some. Nearly all of the ones that are "rare" are pics I don't like because they look stupid
And I'll work on some feet and hole pics. I have trouble making them though
>>673603809
Say that to my face fag
>>673604733
Then give us [some of] the ones that look stupid [as well] for once, as a sort of blooper reel~
>>673604733
i will faggot
ill fuck you up
just look how big my dick is
i dont give a fuck
ill break your legs with it
>>673603809
would take ?
>tfw no qt bf to sit on my face and call me names
>>673603809
>>673604733
This would be the saddest scuffle in the history of civilization.
>>673602074
How often do you dudes shave/other hair removal?
I'm kind of bara ottermode, but I like to keep a smooth b-hole region, both for cleanliness and doin butt stuff with my toys. So just lookin for input.
>>673605332
Yeah, how can I make my ass(hole) smooth if I don't have an epilator or anything to wax with?
>>673605050
no
>>673605198
nigga im ripped ill fuck you all up
>>673605524
hair removal cream
Now me, now my butt!
>>673604916
K here's one: never posted this because it covers half of the goods
>>673605043
>brags around dick
>posts censored pic of said dick
Fucking faggot kek. I'll kick your little panty butt
>>673605760
I like it. Focus on the dick for once. Gimme more, you Asian bitch boy.
>>673605628
Two men, combined weighing about one adult man, got into a slap fight today that ended in the two trading public fellatio. More at 11.
>>673605760
nah bro that was a real picture of my dick
the camera cant handle how big it is so it censors it and just replaces it with the word "big dicks"
I'm straight but I guess I'm a homo because muh dick at most all of these reeeeeeeeee
>>673606052
nah i wouldn't suck astro's dick
i hear he's gay
>>673605628
You gotta be fuckin with me. Hair removal cream?
>>673605979
>focus on your dick more
But it's small though...
Also I don't like this one because I was testing out an overhead rig to make dakimakura pics but kept making awkward poses that didn't look natural enough
>>673606405
Muhfucker I'll come over there and suck the life out your dick until you look like an empty caprisun pouch. You'll be so weak I'll beat your ass and make you convert to full homosexuality.
>>673607072
Small can be nice too. If you're a subby bitch that doesn't use it a lot anyway. I like that pic, looks like you're having a nightmare or so. Creative.
More.
>>673606648
works great
>>673607072
see man this is what im talkin about
you can't keep doing all this gay shit
you will go to hell!
repent now
and be straight like me
>>673607550
Sounds fake as hell but apparently not.
>>673607818
man that shit works wonders
go get some
>>673608150
Where at? Any old pharmacy?
>>673608220
any shop ever
i get it from the dolla store man.
>>673607316
>If you're a subby bitch that doesn't use it a lot anyway
Well even though I like to be subby, I like to be dominate too
>>673607550
Go lick a vagina str80
>>673608391
Awesome, thanks.
>>673608580
>vagina
ew
nah man i only like cocks
but im not gay cos i say no homo
unlike you
you fucking faggot.
>doesn't even wear girl clothes
what kinda fucking GAY are you
>>673570578
I fucked my ass with a soda can.
>>673608580
Elaborate?
WIth more pics?
>>673609020
I want my ass to open when ever I bend over. I love putting random objects inside my ass.
>>673608580
so perfectly thick
I love it
>>673609658
another great anal gape.
>>673608800
>>doesn't even wear girl clothes
You got me there but still, I'm a BOY so I wear undies for BOYS.
Also
>censoring your penor again like the faggot you are
>>673609043
I want to dom by face fucking, face sitting, strip teasing and maybe tying them up.
For this pic for example I'd come up to him while he's in bed and order him to take my briefs off using only his teeth. If he doesn't do it fast enough I'll smother him with my butt
>>673609996
shaving cream can in my ass too.
>>673610378
why u wana see my dick so much astro?
what are you, gay?
>>673610490
Wide gape
>>673610378
A death many, including me, would fight over. roll those perky buns over my face and I could die enveloped in the warm soft embrace of your ass.
>>673610378
Power bottom?
>>673570578
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>>673576903
What you mean is that you're a repressed faggot and you finally realised that you love cock. Well done on this important realisation. Now go enjoy some gay sex
>>673605332
>>673605524
>>673605628
FYI, just shaved. Lightly while dry seems to work best for me. No razor burn or anything.
>>673610826
Cause I came here to see butts and cocks, so are you going to give me your donger or what buddy
>>673610924
Well then let me just bounce this boy booty on your face while you indulge in your asphyxiation kink :)
>>673610931
Yep you guessed it
>>673611984
Heh. More?
>>673570578
Y'all have some nice asses boys.
The ass I've blown the most loads to.
>>673576325
More
>>673611984
Not necessarily asphyxiation kink, rather an unfortunate habit to overindulge in a good thing.
>>673608800
Yeah I like my sex with sexy men, but I'm not no goddamn faggot. Only faggots have sex with women.
please rate
>>673612523
I'm straight and this is gorgeous
>>673613437
I'm straight too, but son of a bitch, it's a beauty.
>>673611984
ok here
>>673612865
exactly
>>673613715
wanna take it deep ?
I would post my butt photos, if the thread wasn't so close to both image limit and bump limit. Oh well; I'm not in a hurry to post them anyway.
Fuckable?
>>673612282
Just one more. I've left my mark on this thread already
>>673612696
I was just clowning you, but still indulge as much as you wish :)
>>673613605
Das it mane
>>673614220
Fine. One you're not fond of. One you don't like.
>>673614365
Aight. Give me 5-10 minutes to make something
>>673607072
>>673603475
>>673602341
Oh baby
More of this
>>673602074
>>673605332
>>673611411
We gonna make a new thread soon?
>>673614365
>>673614859
Here you go. It's vanilla as fuck but it's something
>>673616558
Is that shit new?
>not spreading at the end
sad, but oh well. got me hard regardless.
>>673616843
Hell yeah it's new. I made the video the same time I made all my other sock pics but I never got around to making a webm of it until now.
And yeah should have spread them cheeks, what was I thinking...
Thread dead?
>>673617137
Where's the rest of the vid?
Gotta admit it would've been a perfect ending to that webm, m8.
>>673576903
I had a similar route. I first started watching twink stuff and thought it was alright. Then shemales which grossed me out for a while. Now I basically look at straight, gay, and trap/shemale equally. I still think CD is nasty.
>>673616344
where did ya get those panties?
my bf
>>673576836
I would make sweet love to you.
>>673620066
10/10
>>673578189
8/10
>>673592955
8/10
>>673620315
sandnigger?
>>673605050
mmmmmm
>>673608580
9/10
>>673620315
>>673621089
yeah, i guess thats what you call them
>>673595402
holy shit we have the same glasses and hair style and color, that pic freaked me the fuck out
>>673621759
Are you one too?
I would cum in your ass 10/10 /b/ro
>>673622232
no i am mexican
>>673618129
The last 4 seconds of it where just me shuffling back to the camera and it had my face in it so i cut that out
>>673621878
Oh fuck that's weird
>>673623305
That was the last thing you're gonna post?
>>673623417
Yep. I already hogged the thread enough
>>673623551
aite, asters :^]
>>673570578
id eat it np over9k/10
>>673603763
sure;) I'll fuck you hard
>>673624287
very nice
>>673572683
6/10 tbh Maybe its just the pic though
>>673610378
>>673608800
Just kiss already.
>>673593464
yes
>>673601992
>Actually passable
don't stop posting
>>673625505
>tfw you can't tuck cock behind legs because small dick and big thighs
>>673577650
I'd rim that hole.
Here's mine
>>673623301
how about rating my ass?
