Daily Taytay Swizzle Thread
Song of the day: Mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE
I dedicate this thread to the usual OP who isn't able to join us today
In
TAYTAY VULT
>>673554327
stop being faster than me dammit
are we gonna get more than 2 posters today
>>673554391
I can't stop myself, Taytay compels me
>>673554459
We should considering it's the weekend, but you never know
>>673554547
these threads are always a struggle without opanon.
but we persevere, for taytay.
>>673554547
Hey boys came to check in for the song lf the day see ya tomorrow
>>673554666
satantay unlocked
Damn, as close as Austin and Taytay are, seems like she didn't even spend his birthday with him.
A tweet while spending the day with Karlie (inb4 lesbian/cuck/chloeposter)
BUMP TO FUCK
>>673554704
hope you like it
>>673554752
yeah, seems pretty strange. can't think of a reason why tbh.
>>673554704
Hi and bye
>>673554857
>>673554858
I mean im in a car right now and im not driving, ill see what i can do for our Goddess
>>673554979
good man. don't die.
Some people think that the reason we haven't heard any new New Romantics news is cause Taytay's gonna be debuting it at some IHeart Music Awards thing
>>673554979
She appreciates it, as do we
>>673554705
>>673555044
I trust my friend wont crash the fucking car haha
>>673555084
when's that happening?
>>673555180
anything can happen. but you'd survive, because taytay is defending you.
>>673555084
I'd love it if she did that
how many here would stop idolizing "tay tay" if you found out she was a smoker?
>>673555248
>when's that happening?
April 3rd
>>673555248
She watches over me
>>673555261
Why would I
>>673555261
I'd accept it
>>673555261
>>673555261
disgusting as it is, not much would change.
>tfw you will never help taytay quit smoking
>>673555354
that's a sunday, nice
>>673555568
Now I want to stay up to watch the awards see if she performs
reminder that taylor is 5 foot 9 and if you dont stande at least 6 feet tall you do not stand a single chance in hell with herf and she wouldnt even look at you as anything more than a short creep
>>673555568
>tfw Taytay will never need you as much as she needs her cigs
the usual OP is taylor swift.
you and your friend are nobodies
>>673555709
>tfw 6'1
>>673555738
that can happen if you move during a panorama pic
>>673555794
if only
>>673555709
she also wears high heels a lot which just seems redundant
>>673555740
this isn't a good feel
>>673555815
>tfw also 6'1
>>673555815
>>673555958
>tfw 6'3
you guys alright down there?
>>673555906
Not that anon but she probably wears high heels cause they're stylish, make her feel sexier, and make her legs and ass look better
>>673556101
>Swiftian trying to put other Swiftians down
Shame
>>673556130
fair enough. hope she never goes back to wearing keds, as good as the photoshoots and such were.
>pic related
>>673556101
I'm alright
>>673556234
>implying I need to put you down
you're pretty low down already ;^)
sad tay a worst :(
>>673556340
This infighting is negativity anon, there can be nothing but positivity and love in a Taytay blessed world
>>673556340
Savage
>>673556101
you are 6 foot 3? you will give taylor a shoulder ride through new york understand?
>>673556481
it's just banter lil guy
>>673556546
yeah why not
>>673554271
thank you, missed this threads
>>673556586
>banter
>tfw having maisie williams and sophie turner flashbacks
>>673556788
Dubs confirm
>>673556788
you're welcome, lurk all you want and maybe even post, do what ya want.
>>673556807
kek
>>673556788
These threads best thing on /b/
So how was your week, anons?
>>673556546
>tfw you will never give Taytay a piggyback ride
>>673555363
>>673555275
>>673555195
>>673555159
>>673554721
>>673554571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
>>673557004
Same old same old
>>673557004
Quite busy.
Anyway arrived at the KFC. I swear I'm not black, catch you tomorrow anons
>>673555906
panorama? the fuck?
>>673557004
pretty alright, yours?
>>673556995
this
>>673557018
you're making me feel in ways I've never felt before, anon
>>673557220
See you
>>673556273
this is the only image i have seen of her that she looks sexy in the rest she is cute but like a sister or a niece cute in this she looks sexy as fuck
>>673557226
just google panorama photo, the image results will explain it better than I could
>>673557385
she can pull it all off
>>673557128
Maybe try something new this week to keep your live surprising?
>>673557220
Fuck stereotypes, KFC is good shit
>>673557240
Good good, have much work to do in the coming weeks but relaxing now I can :)
>>673557385
>like a sister or a niece cute
Is that not still a turn on or something?
>>673557023
>>673557495
relaxation and calmness is the key to being kind, which taytay approves of
>>673557622
>>673557728
>,
>>673557495
>Maybe try something new this week to keep your live surprising?
I do try and at least catch a movie whenever I can, just nothing out yet that I like. The upcoming Divergent movie looks interesting so I might catch that
>>673557534
no its not and besides im into weird edgy girls like yolandi more than super cute girls
>>673557763
>>673557796
>tfw no autistic 7-foot-tall Aryan gf
>>673557821
yolandi's alright but she literally gets blacked daily
>>673557825
>>673557796
ah nice! and I agree, there aren't really great upcoming movies the coming months :/
>>673558114
>>673557825
will you stop posting whoever this is she looks nothing at all like taylor swift not even minimally
>>673558170
>>673557948
>tfw no taytay gf
Some journalist is pretty much calling Taytay fake and calculating
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/life/weekend-australian-magazine/how-taylor-swift-pop-queen-keeps-her-critics-in-line/news-story/d89c1fdeec64c2cbe538825da9110db3
>>673557960
the yolandi you see in videos and on stage is a persona in reality her and ninja are married to each other under their real names she has probably never even been with anyone but ninja and a few other boys she met before him
>>673558206
>>673558374
>australian
disregarded anything it says tbh
>>673558396
didn't they break up?
>>673558154
Yeah the only things that get me hype are Captain America, Batman vs. Superman and X-men Apocalypse.
Thankfully I have lots of shows to watch, though a fair number are on break right now.
And GoT is coming back mid April. Cleganebowl HYPE!
>>673555815
>tfw 5'11.8
Might as well kill myself
>>673558453
>>673558649
why kill yourself when you can praise taytay?
>>673558533
no they didnt they still live in the same house and everything anything you see them do super publicly is the personas there private lives are pretty much secret to most helps they dont have a label to retards to leak shit now lets stop discussing this in a taylor swift thread please
>>673558649
Girls won't know whether you're 6' or 5'11 anon, they're not that observant
.
But for the love of Taytay, do not wear lifts
>>673558681
>>673558805
sure thing.
so, old tay or new tay?
>>673558896
>>673558928
meh i have always had a thing for curly hair
>>673559050
>>673559070
same
>>673559179
will you fucking stop posting this big nosed ugly fucking cunt jesus christ she has no resemblance to taylor what so ever make your own thread
>>673559556
>off by one
Taytay's teasing again
>>673559626
we're not posting fast enough to please her
TFW rare Tay Tays surpass rare pepes.
>>673559435
>>673558206
>>673559435
better
>>673555261
Her speaking voice has changed enough to the point I wouldn't be shocked.
>tw you will never celebrate Christmas and Taytay's birthday with her
>>673554271
Please stop worshipping this ugly woman
>100+ replies
>still no nudes
fuck you faggots
>>673560246
She guards her nudes and things about her way too well for anyone but Calvin to get
>>673560246
>being this degenerate
top zozzle, anon
>>673560132
no that just age she is not a smoker i can spot one a mile and a half away
>>673560637
>tfw just the two of us
JUST FUCK OFF ABOUT TAYTAY
>>673560333
I doubt there even are nudes, she's expressed how paranoid she is over wiretapping and such before
>>673560725
we will not falter. the image limit is in spitting distance.
>>673560631
Lorde is the middle guy right?
>>673560762
Never ever ever
hey look, its another one of these threads with zero ass swizzle on it. hooray.
>>673554271
hey, Mean is definitely in my top5 taytay songs i just love this one i wish she would sing like that again :'(
>>673559819
wanna trade that TayTay?
>>673560882
Kek
>>673560762
>hates the tay
>can't not stay
you don't have to be here
>>673557240
Thats a shoop
>>673560882
kek'd tbh
>>673560912
same. let's hope there's something like it in her new album, if that's even a thing.
>>673560886
>>673560972
KILL YOURSELVES. YOU KNOW SHE'S UGLY AND ANNOYING
>>673554271
>dat creepy daily spam is never pruned
makes you wonder
>>673561021
oh wow it's so obvious, how did I not notice? thanks anon.
>>673560854
>I doubt there even are nudes, she's expressed how paranoid she is over wiretapping and such before
I think it would just make her more vigilant about their security, but trading nude/semi nude pics is way too common nowadays and her and Calvin spend a lot of time apart so to keep intimacy and build up anticipation they'd probably send each other some, so I don't doubt for a second that Calvin's received some
>>673561147
it gets pruned when everyone stops posting. you can wonder all you want but all you'll realise is that the mods just aren't faggots.
I am filled with chicken and surprise image limit wasnt hit yet
>>673561147
it'll probably take some effort to spam gore and shit in these threads until they stop happening, but the amount of effort I'll save by not having to scroll past this shit 17000 times a day will be worth it.
>>673561399
Welcome back, how was the KFC?
>>673561399
What did you get?
>>673561357
no, I'm pretty sure you lot are the faggots
>>673560854
There are Polaroid nudes locked in a safe. It's not just a meme. She told a fan
>>673561475
Good hope my stomach survives
>>673561486
63 hot wings split between 4 of us
>>673561580
>Good hope my stomach survives
>hot wings
Hope your toilet does too
>>673554271
ha confirmed!!! I knew it was literally just 2 or 3 of you faggots
i feel better now
Question guys... if you was married to Taylor but had to accept her decisions as the only condition...would you accept this?
What if her first decision was that every sunday you had to sit in a corner and watch her suck and fick a big black guy?
Would you agree to this?
>>673554459
fucking doubt it moron
>>673561351
considering she's also half confirmed to be a prude, I really doubt any exist, regardless of how common they are.
or maybe she just takes polaroids instead? she seems to love those.
>>673561518
>[citation needed]
>>673561580
what the fuck that's like 16 wings per person. RIP you and your toilet
>>673554271
fucking kids...
>>673561580
Big bucket, best bucket
>>673561802
no, I know I'm not good enough for her. I'm also not a cuck.
>>673561802
yes
>>673561762
>>673562042
>>673561815
>considering she's also half confirmed to be a prude
Isn't that just according to "insiders" anyway? Plus we can't forget that even those "insiders" might be PR attempts to keep her image pure, clean and girl next door type.
>or maybe she just takes polaroids instead?
Kek.
I imagine her taking them and snail mailing them to Calvin
>>673561734
>>673561815
>>673561929
I wonder if toilet survives because heading back to someones house now and probably gonna get -slightly- drunk
>>673561802
Can't I just be the black guy and her husband?
I'm already black, and a guy
>>673562177
Duuuude I feel ya, the mornings after is why I stopped eating KFC. But cheers anyway!
All hail Queen chloe the true queen of /b/
>>673562000
unchecked trips
>>673562143
some from insiders, yes, but also comments from harry styles (former boyfriend) and miley cyrus, so I'm sure there is some truth there.
>>673562368
>poster count stays the same
>>673562368
who the fuck is chloe
>>673562412
>tfw had two 3 trips that went unknowledged
Feels bad man
goodnight lads
>>673562484
>newfag detected
>>673562481
>harry styles (former boyfriend) and miley cyrus
Both of those were insiders claiming that Harry or Miley said stuff
>>673562599
Good night
new bread plox
>image limit
Good. Now you lot can fuck off
>>673562357
Yeah should be good. I'll see you guys tomorrow when I can OP again yay
>>673562679
oh, never mind then.
>>673562733
I don't think we have the people for it. and chloesamefag is here in full force.
>>673560333
>>673557333
Checked
>>673562525
Got ya /b/ro
>>673554666
Also checking you
>>673562679
tbh taylor is a huge slut, hell when she was 14 she was posting about her deepthroating skills and asking guys to pic her up in their sex van etc
>>673562753
yeah and time for you to kill yourself
>>673562753
>he doesn't know
>>673562624
you know how to greentext, you must be an oldfag wow
>>673562840
source
>>673562753
zoz, no.
>>673562357
see ya, have fun
>>673562866
Doesn't know what?
>>673562733
No.
Not enough posters, was already a bit of a struggle there to make it to this.
Good night
>>673562780
Good night, see you tomorrow!
>>673562953
not him but the source is her old myspace account, which is confirmed real, and all of those things he said were quoting either other people or songs, she didn't say any of those things about herself.
>>673562780
i made one post right at the end....if anyone was teasing you it wasn't me
>>673562781
Thanks, and good night
>>673562779
dammit I have to catch some sleep >>673563036
See ya, have fun!
>>673562753
u mad bro?
>>673562953
her own myspace account from when she was 14...goggle it theres lotsa ss from it and articals on it.
>>673563054
>>673562780
ok pls check out this vid guys, i was late today.
it will let you fall in love with taytay again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdPlgyC6TKo
>>673563116
sauce?
>>673563116
>she didn't say any of those things about herself.
if you keep telling yourself this then one day you may believe it too.
>>673563267
damn nice combi
>>673563322
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=taylor+swift%27s+old+myspace&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=sHPkVunkKMWZPMKphsAE
>>673562368
>Queen Chloe at image limit
TOP KEK
why do chloe fags hate on our taytay threads while we don't do this shit?
Just let the thread die, so all TayTay faggots can fuck off
>>673561802
Hell no! Fuck that. I Am the LORD.
I chose Chloe.
>>673563914
they're mad because chloe isn't popular enough for her own threads, so they have to shoehorn her in elsewhere
>>673563914
lol yeah you do, whenever you guy see a chloe thread you fags come in posting your trap whore.
>>673563914
They are jelly :)
>>673564129
so people are posting chloe in chloe threads?
>>673564114
kek
>this thread
>227posts
>25 posters
>organised daily circle jerk thread
about 10 -15 posters are people making fun of taylor the rest is two guys samefagging on multiple devices trying to make taylor popular here, because he is butthurt that Chloe is the true queen of /b/
>>673564401
i know you are a bit dumb and slow but yes thats how it works.....
>>673564528
>/thread
This is basically it, They make this embarrassing cringe fest every day.
>>673564528
i defo don't do this shit.
seriously i don't get why people are into chloe, alone her piggy nose is fucking disgusting!
>>673564528
There is no queen of /b/. Both Chloe snd TayTay are ugly and annoying
>>673564856
this.
>>673564856
>homo confirmed
>>673564824
>i defo don't do this shit.
yeah sure you don't ;)