Dan Schneider is a God among men. Nuff said.
>>673534500
I like to stroke it. Ur dubs - check em
Drake and Josh was funny, Zoey 101 was also pretty good. Everything else can be buried and never talked about again.
Neds Declassified >> all
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>673536341
Nice upskirt of Miranda.
Did they fuck?
>>673536341
Never gets old/10
Good ole DanholdhertightershesafighterSchneider
Gibby!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-6d_q2CPLA&feature=youtu.be
>>673535650
Proof that Dan is and always will be the biggest faggot on this planet earth.
>>673534500
He has a foot fetish and he uses them "kids" I should say to get his rocks off via. them Nickelodeon shows.
>>673539257
For the longest time, ever since iCarly was out, I always thought I was the only one who thought he had a foot fetish.
It's good know that a lot of people noticed.
>>673539230
jealous much, fag?
>>673539399
Who would be jealous of a possible pedofuck?
>>673539365
>>673539230
>>673539257
I always thought it was weird they showed feet a lot, dan looks like the type of guy to get his rocks off with feet
>>673539365
ohh I've noticed.. From one person who has the Fetish can sometimes be figured out by someone els who has it also.
>>673539529
He fucked all your waifus in their prime.
>>673539365
I'm 27 years old I've liked female feet all my life.. but I'd never think about messing around with a child or girl who was 12-15 yrs old.
I like wemon and feet my own age.
I don't know why I'm like this, Been like this since birth I'm just playing the card Ive been dealt is all
>>673536147
yeah i remember when i thought, wow these shows are terrible. now when i see the new shit, those shows are still just as terrible as ever. worse shit doesn't make shit not shit
>>673536341
just use a human effigy crypussy
>>673539365
>he had a foot fetish
nah...
>>673540453
LMfao Thers over 1000 clips of Nickelodeon shows that have to do with them being barefoot .. or have something to do with them showing feet...
I know...
>>673541073
whatever happened to that guy who said he'd make this his mousepad
>>673538156
>Good ole DanholdhertightershesafighterSchneider
fucking died
>>673541267
What? For real?
>>673536341
Miranda, that's so fucked up. I hope he pays for this one day.
>>673540453
What the fuck.
I just image searched for "iCarly feet" and holy fuck. How many episodes have there been where their feet have been emphasized so much? I mean, Jesus Christ, that guy is a child abuse genius.
>>673541659
it was a dubs decides
>>673543077
laal
>>673543077
Top Grablehma
>>673542955
Heard that icarly was so-called at the writer's room: "IHowcangetMirandainaBikinithisWeek". Dan is the man lol
>>673536685
Not really moron, you can't see anything
>>673534500
>>673536147
In retrospect, Zoey101 must have been a pedo's favorite show. Those underage girls looked ready.
>>673543755
You better post The Ghost College porn.
>>673539399
What is that some sort of ROTC uniform?
>>673543965
Post relevant pics? The fuck is Zoe101
>>673544163
This Dan Schneider show about a boarding school or something
>>673544373
>underage
they look 18 to me, good to fuck
>>673544373
Damn, looks interesting, good job Dan.
>>673544136
Yes. How do you know?
>>673544373
based Dan Get'emyoungersothey'retighter Schneider
>>673535650
>footfag heads explode
>>673544373
Fuck, she was so perfect...
No one could fall off harder than Amanda Bynes except Miranda Cosgrove (I'm looking at you, Dan and Nickelodeon). I think Miranda got like that exact personality like her and she's already done some shoots at college I believe. The steps are there.
>>673544815
>bowtie
>weird blocky ribbons
>anchors on lapels
>no pin (ie surface warfare pin)
looks like a costume
>>673545756
You are right. He is a USC's navy guy who dated (and fucked) her for some time.
>>673543455
>"IHowcangetMirandainaBikinithisWeek"
Oh, Dan...