>>673518987
Have a normal life

>inb4 attention whore

>>673518987
get laid

Inb4 get laid

Fuck a trap

breathe

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>>673519178
>>673519190
8 seconds.

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Be happy.

comment on this thread

Heroin.

Get dubs

>>673518987

Deep throat a live shark

Watch the new Ghostbusters.

>>673519485
Get a lift by said live shark.

>>673518987
not enjoy mineral water

Make an even shittier thread on /b/

>>673519579
fuck i love mineral watere

touch another human and have any chance to pass on HIV to someone else

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t̶e̶a̶b̶a̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶u̶p̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶

Matter.

(But then, no one does)

Suck a dick.

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>>673519762
Faggot

>>673519797
what about for a million dollars

>>673518987
enjoying it

>>673519272

Was about to post this...

Have a penis

>>673519971
castrated fag is castrated

Be a cuck, also check'em

heroin

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>>673520062
Wrong

>>673518987
Enjoy 9gag

>>673519134
>fuuuuuuckin norrrrrmieeeee

>>673518987
fuck a man or a trap

>>673518987
Like tom cruise.

>>673518987
weed

>>673518987
Space travel

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Feel loved.

>>673518987
feel loved

>>673520363
Kill yourself

>>673518987
get married/have kids

>>673518987
become a mudslime

>>673518987
Fuck a man
Do heroin
Be a loser

>>673520291
Timestamp

Suck cock.
Shoot heroin.
Learn how to databases.
Have anymore kids.
Stop smoking weed.

See my dead wife again.

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>>673520577

>>673520291
nice hair faggot

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Get to hug my grandma ever again

>>673519134
>>inb4 attention whore
How did you expect to guess without the inb4 ? That's what makes you an attention whore, mentioning that you have a vag without anybody asking you or giving a fuck about it.
Btw tits or gtfo

>>673520291
shave your pits you samsqwamtch

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>>673520291
that hairy armpit tho

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Bleed from my vagina.

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Go to India.

>>673520630
I saw her last night.
She gave better head than my living wife.

>>673520535
Over compansate more faggot.

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>>673520491
people who do weed;
low-life stoners
college libtards
pompous artists
retards in general

>>673520637
Nice tits. Carry on then

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>>673520535
>Be a loser
you already are

>>673520291
You know when there's no timestamp it means the photo is from google images.

Why waste your time?

Buy a new car

Reborn

>>673520535
Knows his priorities

>>673520699
Learn to spell cunt

>>673520654
>>673520664
No <3

>>673520766
see
>>673520637

>>673520637
Wow, why haven't you posted before?

>>673520807
C-U-N-T

>>673520729
Everyone is to someone I suppose. Just not a loser to myself or society at large

>>673520807
C
U
N
T

>>673520872
>>673520884
Easy when reading off screen

>>673520842

what do think of the planet Saturn?

>>673518987
Re-enter either of my parents holes

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>>673520593
>>673520535

>>673520884

cunt.
c, u, n, t.
cunt.
there ya go anon

>>673520807
No.

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>>673520864
Oh I'm around here and there. Here's a pic I posted to a thread recently

>>673518987
die

>>673520807
CUNT
U
N
T

>>673518987
Vote for Clinton

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>>673520877
well played.... well played

>>673520999
trips confirms she s around here and there

>>673518987

get dubs

>>673520974
I think God liked it so he put a ring on it. Also it's my chart ruler so it's pretty fab

>>673518987
Enjoy my job

>>673520999
Now that's a good body. And bonus points for having hair. That's a rare sight, please post pussy.

And what do you come to 4chan for? I'm curious what you find appealing about it.

Fuck a nigger.

>>673519540
This

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Visit India or Australia.

>>673520999
Nice trips. Nice tits.
Now go to college and get a good career

>>673521168
she loves CP

>>673520999

Stop hiding your penis you tease

>>673521264
Kek it's possible.

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>>673520291
Oh hey look some nice tits and whoa what the fuck?!?! If I knew irl, I would throw something at you

>>673521168

>Autistic beta faggot
>muh seekrit club
>no grills on innernette

Not die.

>>673521358
Stones, like a true muslim

>>673521358
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you vomiting because it's the first time you've seen a girls tits who you can interact with, and you're nervous?

Get trips

>>673520660
What are you talking about? Any gender can be an attention whore you dumb fucking faggot

>>673520999

>Nice trips
>Great tits

Holy hell that is a slamming body.

Girl who posted tits, check my dubs

>>673521421
What a retard. The user base for this site is nearly all men. I Was just wondering what a woman would like about it.

Be wealthy enough to buy and maintain a Koenigsegg

>>673518987
be happy

>>673519762
You're so fucking stupid you don't even get the importance of a reference system.
I hate stupid nihilists like you, idiots who are too lazy to do anything and just complain about the lack of importance.

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>>673521520
No I'm vomiting because I'm so used to tits that I now have standards. Bitch I know your tits stink like body odor in the summer from all that boob sweat. That hair just makes shit smell worse. Stop thinking you are hot shit bc you have something that'll fade away in a few years. Probably have a butter face

>>673520231
>>673520535
>>673520593

>ill never dew hard drugz man!

Yep. That's what I said too and every other heroin addict I know.

Good luck guys! Kek

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>>673521168
I usually shave labia, but as you can see I've got stubble right now

I started lurking in 2005, and have always enjoyed the sense of community here. It was also nice to have a place that catered to my desire to see some fucked up shit.

Tl;dr did it for the lulz

>>673518987
Reply to a thread on 4chan

>>673520672
cranberry jam is nice

>>673521224
I said India also. What's your reason?

>>673521837
being this edgy and mad

>>673518987
Leave \b\

>>673519597
Top lel

>>673521851

I would totally and absolutely lick both holes like a starving anteater

>>673519710
:/

respect tom cruise

>>673521837
Thanks for your valuable input anon, I'll be sure to do whatever it takes to please a faggot like you :)

>>673518987
live past my lifetime.
>LOL NIGGER OP PWYPWNTPWBTPWNT

>>673521658
Thanks bro.

Fuck George Washington in the ass.

>>673520667
Actually I don't mind hairy armpits, as long as it's not a full bush. Pussy shouldn't have more than a stubble though, just sucks to eat out a bunch of hair.

>>673518987
I'd say meth but I literally just did that so

Fuck

Ever think for one second that black lives matter.

>>673521986
What a visual you've given me. Thanks anon.

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Fuck a trap

>>673520441

Nick no :(

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Heroin. The way a co worker talked about it gave me the chills. I asked him what it was like and he said the best feeling you'll ever have. Should I do it I asked. FUCK NO DONT TOUCH THAY SHIT MAYNE says he. Would you do it again if you had the chance? I queried. In a heartbeat, he sadly replied with a distant look in his eyes.

Shits fucked up y'all

Kill again

>>673522154
gotta agree... you're kind of a fgt of you don't.

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>>673522216

Anytime.

>>673521851
This thread isn't about you, stop already.

>>673522013
You bleed constantly from your body and you hate that you can't control it. Find the nearest man and make him a sandwich

>>673518987
visit the core of the sun.

>checkmate athiests

>>673521840
Sry you can't control yourself, m8. Must suck not having basic human willpower.

>>673520710

He's right you know.

>>673522322
Meh, /b/ is full of virgins who "know" sex only from porn.

>>673520807
C-U-T-N
SHIT

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Own a cat

>>673518987
get proven that god exists (cus he doesnt)

>>673522301
Yeah you know what DIDN'T prevent me from doing heroin? All those stories I had heard about how bad heroin is. Kek

I love the arrogance. "I'll never dew it bruh! never do the heroin!" So many people say this and fast forward 5 or 10 years and probably half of them are looking for a vein to hit.

>>673522341
Oddly enough, I make sandwiches for my man on the regular. I rather enjoy being good to the one that's good to me. I'm sorry about whoever it was that broke your heart.

>>673522641
We aren't all pathetic human garbage such as yourself.

>>673522484
I've since quit and have been clean for years.

You know what feels better than saying "I'll never do x" ?

"I've done x and beat it."

Sry you're a weak cunt.

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Eat the moon in june while playing the bassoon during a monsoon.

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>>673522648
i fucking love femme-anon xD

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>>673522772
Suuuure, you "beat" it.
Enjoy sucking cock to pay for your next hit, butthurt cunt.

>>673521837
I wrote that. Not the grill. You seem upset. I thibk you might be a grill too. You said her body isn't good. Then you said it's going to fade away kek. Jelousy.

>>673520999

Wanna marry me? I'll share one of my mars bars and with you.

>>673522013
Post the pussy man. Fuck.

>>673522648
Eat shit

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>>673522622

>>673520999
Any reason you are such a whore for attention? Daddy issues? Your bf get off on being a virtual cuck?

being Charlie

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leave without singing the blues

Die

>>673522915
No I'm a dude

>>673518987
get trips ;^(

>>673522983
It's because people like you make it so easy to get. You might be overdue for a re-evaluation of your life choices.

>>673522951
Yuck. No thanks anon :)

>>673521851
So nice. Why not keep posting?

>>673522945 see
>>673521851

Ill never die while i live!

>>673522013
Sorry didn't notice tou posted it already.

>>673523142
>might be overdue for life re-evaluation
>posts on /b and offers corrective advise

>>673518987
be friend with an arab

>>673522853
Thanks sir. I go by Julia <3

>>673521837

Wow you're so jealous that other people are attractive and you aren't. You're so very angry about it that you had to cry about a hot chick existing on an anonymous chinese cartoons website like the insecure faggot you are. Seek professional help or you'll always be angry and self loathing because of what others have that you don't, which isnt healthy.

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one thing you guys will never do is belong, have sex, be strong, or be good at anything.

>>673522845

>Dat filename.
>Click here to find out how they did it in this one simple trick.

>>673522902
Sure have. Does it mean I'll never relapse? No. I'm not stupid or naive enough to say I'll "never" do something anymore.

But I've got a substantial amount of clean time, years of it, which is a serious fucking accomplishment in its own right.

I've got a good job, financee... things look good.

How's it feel to know a recovering heroin addict has probably done more with his life than you have yours? Does it suck? I bet.

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>>673521851

>>673521851
You have no clit. Poor you.

>>673523394
She is a goddess who posted timestamp right on her tits, please read the thread

>>673520593

>learn how to databases

how does it feel to be retarded?

>>673521892
POO IN LOO
O
O

I
N

L
O
O

>>673523289
>gets jimmies rustled by a grill

>>673523345
>implying that we all shouldn't be seeking professional help for browsing /b

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>>673523002
Kek. Nobody below the age of 25 will get this.

>>673519597
So catty

>>673522186

Black lives clearly matter if you're actively mad about black people. I hate cancer, which means cancer matters to me.

>>673522927
I appreciate it anon but I have to decline. I'm sure with a line like that you won't have to wait much longer to get hitched, though!

>>673518987
Win the jackpot or a prize home. But I'm still gonna buy those fucking tickets...because when you live on hopes and dreams you gotta keep hoping and dreaming.

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>>673523461 == newfag

>>673523404
You want me to spread and show you? :)

>>673520291
that fucking hair

>>673523908
I agree with you I whiteknighted a bit

plss forgive me

>>673523931
Yes perlease!

>>673523931
Not him, but yeah, show your clit please.

Bonus points if you pull back your clitoral hood fully

>>673520637

Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. yes I posted because you are a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Brian.

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>673523374

Wow you're so insecure. No wonder you gave in to drugs. Single parent family?

>>673518987
Be alive in 6 months

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>>673524055
Here's an even better pic of dat hairy armpit

>>673524064
No big deal. I was making a joke at her claiming to shave on the regular, when she doesn't even trim her pits.

saw off my right leg

>>673524296
Perfect.

Don't listen to the haters

>>673518987
not kill myself

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>>673524394
>>673524394

>>673524296
cute hair, I'm sure it smells like paradise

>>673524296
Kek that was a good respose.

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>>673524296
fucking sick. please tell me you cuck your husband with chubby chasing black dudes.

>>673523374
The overcompAnsating is strong in this one..

>>673524195

what the fuck

>>673519134
not have a normal life of slave? impossible

>>673524497
Not whiteknighting.

I just don't mind if a girl shaves or not.

>>673524609
Found the newfag

>>673519909
cool, but difficult

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>>673521851

>>673523931
Show peehole plox

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>>673524195
quality meme-pasta. sadly there are people who are legitimately bordering on that line of desperation in this thread right now.

>>673524220
Nope both parents still together and I wasn't molested either. Kek

You actually believe that heroin addicts all come from impoverished, dysfunctional families, huh?

Most of the heroin addicts I know are a lot like me. Young, white, middle class, dabbled in or were prescribed prescription pain relievers, etc.

>I'll never doo heroin, bro! I'll just say no!

OK, Nancy Reagan! Kek

>>673519463
checked!

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>>673524753
is julianon gonna be a known regular now?

succeed

>>673518987
Vote for Trump Cuck

>>673518987
Having a professionnal activity.
I don't have problem making money, and I sure won't ever have to work for someone I don't even know.

I just don't admit a grown up man could do such a nonsense to his own life.
>B-b-but the sytem says you have to
Pppl are sheep

>>673520361
but tom cruise, even though faggot, is very funny

Become more successful than my father.

>>673524548
Nah man, I only sex up hubs. I just like giving my fellow anons some entertainment and he doesn't care.

>>673524814
it's less sad than muslims lapidations

>>673523931
Yes.
So hard now, would love to cum looking at your spread labia

>>673521762
right shopenhauer

Watch another episode of Naruto.

>>673524576
The truth hurts, doesn't it? That a recovering heroin addict could live a more productive, worthwhile life than the one you're living right now?

It hurts, I know. But that's your shortcoming, /b/ro ... not mine.

>>673518987

I'll never be an OP, that's for sure. I heard they're faggots.

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>>673524888
You could've just said, "Speak proper English" and saved yourself a couple lines of text. Poor tard.

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Working on another one

>>673523629
Oh Elizabeth Shue

Become gay

>>673525071
Please closeup your clit.

Willingly take any drugs other than marijuana or alcohol.

put a penis in my butt

Vote for trump

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>>673518987
Get banned from 4chan.

Come to /newfag/ again

>>673518987
Be skinny

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>>673524956
Well I feel sorry for that poor asshole and without seeing a picture of him, I'll probably be thinking, "I wonder who settled for who in this desperate relationship" until I fall asleep.

2 pigs in a pod for sure.

>>673518987
all faggot here. never sex, or homosex, with a man, obvious

>>673520664
"It's a samsquanch, Ricky, and there's one outside my fuckin' door right now. He's trying to get into my shed!"

>>673525071
I'd love to see your feet — soles preferred.

>>673518987
Go to Russia without an assault rifle

>>673524833

Nothing to do with with heroin, I asked because you're so insecure I asdumed you were raised without a father and cant be confident in your masculinity and place in society as a result. You've been crying in an anonymous thread about how inferior you are for over an hour now and trying to bolster your ego by wildly claiming that everyone else must secretly be as lame as you. You genuinely care so much about the opinion of anonymous strangers that it makes me sad. I'm sorry you've made such bad choices, anon.

>>673524956
You're doing a public service. You're a cool girl.

By the way what nationality are you? And what do you do?

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>>673524998

>>673520807
S-H-I-T-T-I-N-G D-I-C-K N-I-P-P-L-E-S

>>673518987
be a fag!

>>673518987
Sex with hitler

>>673525071
Pretty nice. We're missing the ass though. That's the grand finale.

>>673525264
Gee anon, you've hurt my feelings. :(

>>673521421
Being autistic and being beta are mutually exclusive.

>>673525163

You never take in caffeine? Decaff still hass caffeine you know.

>>673525449
Delicious. Thanks.

Want anything in return?
M/26, athletic build, blonde, uncut

>>673525449
that pic is really yellow

check your liver

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>>673525484
Taken the other day

>>673519762
Don't worry, you'll graduate middle school in a few months

>>673525595
Cause I'm in the dark anon

>>673525632
Oh yes!

Shame its poor qulity though.

>>673518987
Be functionally illiterate
A high school drop out
Have no job
Have 5 different children by 3 different mothers
Do drugs
Be a convicted felon
Own a stolen hand gun
Have handicapped parking tag, but not be disabled.
Play loud, repetitive music at high volume with windows rolled down
Be on food stamps
Rape a white woman
Have constant body odor
Have monosyllabic speech pattern