>>673518908
get a drink

>>673518908
try to fuck her?

because why not, she's probably cock-hungry

>>673518908
I say,"I won't kiss you because you smoke, but you can suck my dick if youd like."

>>673518908
Take a picture
Go back home
Ask /b/ what to do

>>673519249
>you smoke
she doesnt

take her hand, go to toilet, grab her wet pussy and put you dick in....

>>673518908
Tell her I'm a virgin

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>>673519392

>>673518908
Tell her to go home to her husband

>>673518908
"You remind me of my mother, I HATE MY MOTHER"
>>"can I buy you a drink?"

>>673518908
pull out penis
say "you're move, sweetie"

>>673518908
Looking for a diaper boi, mommy?

>turn 360
>walk away

Look at whatever the ones on the back are looking at

>>673519392
Best post today

>>673520074
youd walk towards her idiot

>>673520505
>being this new
Time to kill yourself sweet summerchild

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>>673520505

>turn 360’ and walk away

I would go into full reproductive display and courtship ritual mode. I would tense my muscles and strut back and forth with my chest and ass stuck out. Then I would pound my chest with my fists while whooping in a loud voice. Then I would expose my outsized reproductive organ while asking whether she would be mine.

>>673520049
Kek

>>673520641
>>673520780
Am I missing something or do you guys think 360 is reversing?

>>673521243
summer came early this year.

>>673521243
>this is my first day on 4Chan

>>673521311
I haven't been in school for 3 years

>look up skirt
>fap

>>673521311
>>673521362
Sorry I don't get yall's gay direction joke

>>673521362
Hopefully your last faggot

>>673518908
Cry because the MILF is younger than I am.

Ask if she has a daugther

I'd establish that I'm not a threat with a weak handshake

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>sweating hard

>>673519193
underage virgin spotted

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>>673521243

>>673521447
You dumbass that's not even me

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>>673520505

>>673521444
You are the cancer

would fuck her

>>673521379
It's still summer, buddy

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>>673521485
this post made me kek
i have nothing of value to contribute to this thread

knock that cunt out

rape her face

>>673518908
Smile at her, go get a drink. "Filtered water please, no ice" they don't have filtered water. Fuck
Realise it's been a full 30 minutes since my last cigarette, go outside and have a cigarette. The cigarette tickles the senses, accompany it with a pre rolled joint. make comfort to allows self to be lethargic, sedentary sit for moments exhaling and inhaling oxygen with might, become paranoid about how close to civilisation I was when the joint was alive and the thought of people coming outside. Too anxious to go back inside because the door may make a noise and people will meet eyes with myself. walk to the bus stop, smoke a cigarette with the company of pity.

>>673521551
eleborate

>>673522425
You are a grade A cunt.

Say hi, start up a conversation, buy her a drink, hook up with her, take her home, make love, wake up the next day and make love again. Keep it casual over the next few months and see where it goes.

>>673522526
You just did.

>>673522599
What would give you that impression?

>>673522075
Go back to your trap threads bitch

>>673521444
Newfag or bait?

>>673522925
They are the cancer too

>>673522930
It's SO SIMPLE lol. Look: 180 = Opposite direction. 360 = Same direction. You guys are such faggots, maybe if you went to Yale like me you would understand

>>673522837
You give me that impression

>>673523157
kek, summer, summer time

>>673519427
Pretty sure thats a pack of smokes on the table

>>673518908
Why would I do anything special? Walk past her, meet my buddies and have a drink. Maybe if it were a hot bitch, there would be a "next step".

>>673523259
Maybe if you actually went to college you would know that summer is derived from the Greek word "Soma" which means to heat. Kek what a dumbass

>>673523197
Fair enough, that's vividly reasonable

>>673523385
And that has what to do with summerfagness?

i'm too autistic for the bar

>>673523385
You are so new, I can smell it from here.

>>673523569
Lmao bro you guys are so much dumber than the people on reddit

I would casually walk by her to get to the hot 23 year old sitting behind her

>>673523801
Y dunt yu fuk ov bak their then!?

>>673523998
ALMOST

>>673523413
vividly??, what an odd use of that word.

>>673524010
Okeiii lol no chill no chill

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>>673518908
>Make eyecontact and smile
>Walk tot the bar.
>Order a drink.
>Go stand somewhere alone.
>Look around but don't make eye contact and >don't appear to be looking for someone.
>Wait till she comes over to you.
If she comes over to you you are golden.
You just have to pretend for one night not to be autistic.
Old woman love to get some (side)dick from men in their twenties.

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>give her the $100
>get bj on the toilet
>drop a log
>dont flush
>give her a $5 tip

>>673524202
I like this plan

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>>673520505
Wow... Just wow.

>>673524191
Could you do me a favour, anon? Could you break a few glass bottles, make sure the shards are small and fine. Then grab said shards and grind them against your face?

Thanks.

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>>673524508
I don't care, when my man Bernie gets elected I'll have enough free healthcare to pay for my recovery. #Feelthebern

>>673524508
Okiieee dokikieee mah bruh ill do dat, ay lmao bruh

>>673524722
>free
>pay

Choose one......

>>673524772
Sorry I eat more pussy than u

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>>673524722

>>673524901

Translation: Iv'e seen a vagina before

>>673518908
>unzip pants
>start rubbing dick
>see if she goes for it

>>673524722
>>673524772


Shizzle flozzle nozzle mizzle like ayyy nigguh fo real.

>>673524901
My pussy got stuck in a tree

>>673525047
Shozzle shuuzle like lmao ay aight nizzaguh

>>673525027
I've seen your mom's too, sorry that being black means I get a lot of girls. Is that a problem for u whitey?

>>673525279
>mom
>girls

Choose one.....

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>>673519392

>>673525132
Sorry for your loss

>>673518908
>tilt fedora
>"h-h-how are you m'lady"
>she snickers
>"fine day t'day, isn't it?"
>her face flushes, and she's trying to hold back laughter
>"i'm an intellectual, and I don't appreciate your laughter, m'lady, I just wish to court you as men of the older days would've done"
>she begins to cry and the laughter explodes from her
>"i'm not overweight, i'm was just big boned, m'lady, m'lady, stop please"
>still laughing, she calls over her behemoth black boyfriend
>"whatchoo doin' talkin mah gurl nigga"
>"I-I..."
>"fuck you want you lil bitch"
>"GOTTA GO FAST"
>FASTER
>FASTER
>FASTER FASTER FASTER

>>673525435

That's when I realized atheism was true enlightenment.

>>673525385
Both nigga, with a dick this long there's plenty to go around

>>673521444
Kill yourself.

>>673521642
you're just as new as the other faggot, faggot

>>673518908
smile and go on my way. I've never been good at picking up women in bars, they have to get to know me before they wanna bang. Also I just quit smoking 2 months ago and don't need the temptation.

>>673518908

Ask her if her mother knows she's out this late.

Then rawdog her in every hole.

>>673525426
Thx man the girl went crazy, she got stuck in a redwood

>>673520505

>Literally over a generation old.

>>673525660
Nigga is it a cat or woman!?

>>673525557
First of all, I'm not a 'nigga', second, having a large male member doesn't mean you can fuck more than one person at a time, you would need multiple dicks to do this, not an imaginary large one. c), you are obviously white, 12 and lying.

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>>673518908
to drink my alcoholism away

>>673520641
Are you serious? Look up how many degrees are in a circle, holy shit.

>>673525729
To be more specific, is a female cat, i used to... You know, put my love muscle in her... Yep

>>673518908
Leave

>>673518908
Turn 180 degrees and walk away

>>673525936
>>673526216
Wait. So you're telling me you used to have no no cuddle time with this thing and then would use your multiple dicks to fuck it? But wait, we're talking extra penis girth, how does speed factor into this equation?

>>673526561
bellend

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>>673518908
Say Hello, give her a photo with Pump for Trump and running away.

Pic related, the photo that i give her.

>>673518908
Start drinking till she looks good

>>673525936
>>>673525557
>First of all, I'm not a 'nigga', second, having a large male member doesn't mean you can fuck more than one person at a time, you would need multiple dicks to do this, not an imaginary large one. c), you are obviously white, 12 and lying.


That's not me i
, to be more specific yet, i said i fucked my female cat and she went off and appeared in a redwood, a tree, jumped and died

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>>673524722

>>673527154
I think that you think that this works differently.....you fucked a cat, it's face appeared and a big tree and you jumped and died????quelle la fooosh?

>>673518908

ask if she has more photos

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you see these 3 sisters leaving the bar drunk, how would you take advantage of them?

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>>673518908
Smile at her, until my wife gets me hardly back to reality

>>673528181
not all of them, just some.

>>673520505
Just when you thought a meme was played out entirely... some shitbrain gives you hope.

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>>673528181
I would not get in my car until they pulled out so any cops watching the bar parking lot will follow them and not me.

>>673529284
yes agreed i with you funny i will be laugh then no punctuation must be them not I

>>673518908
step out of there, she's ugly as shit

>>673530214
ah ha! natural not be so selective with yours too?

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>>673521551
Spotted the underage virgin projecting

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>>673528303
which ones? sister sex is best sex so how would you?