shameless self bumb

pls I need help

I'll post more pics of her if you help

she coming to fuck or to fucking hang out you fucking faggot?

>>673506328
rub one out 30 mins before she comes over. that should help with stamina. also, dont be self-conscious about that shit. it's one thing to be a virgin, but to be a self-conscious virgin is just pathetic

>>673507346
she coming to fuck obviously

we've been talking about it

>>673507411

I already masturbated 4 time already since this morning

>>673507600
>>673507722

OP living the dub life

fuck you need help with then faggot? How to fuck?

You're a faggot.

There's one for a clue.

I hope you fail miserably

>>673507722
well then stop being a fag and just fuck her. you'll get better with practice.

Don't blow your load in .05 seconds
Otherwise we can't help
Short of fucking her ourselves

>>673508000
trips tell no lie

MFW OP is making this entire thing up and there is no girl. OP is a faggot who found her picture randomly on /b/.

OP gets satisfaction out of pretending someone is actually interested in having sex with him. Faggot

>>673507722

eat her out and finger her first and make her nice and wet otherwise it's gonna feel like shit for her. also prepare yourself for running a marathon because that's what sex is like.

>>673506328
visualize the worst case scenario you can imagine (e.g. you tell her you're a virgin and she starts laughing hard AT you etc., you feel embarrassed, she posts it on FB, etc.) let the fear run through you and OWN IT. Let it play out. Once you're calm, choose what you DECIDE TO DO, you'll see there is no fear and you'll just have sex and enjoy it.

OP here

ok let my questions be more clear

what should I do first ? should I start with foreplay or she should suck me off?
or is it me who should give her oral first ?

like give me detailed instructions

>>673506328

you're a man. don't worry about pleasing her. just shove your dick into her as hard as you can.

>>673508348
foreplay is sucking off, you dumbfuck.

Again, I hope you fail. Idiot

>>673508348

don't try to give her oral or whatever. you have no idea what you're doing. just strip off her clothes and shove your dick into her mouth or pussy.

>>673508348
first you lick her, then finger her while doing that and if she wants to suck your cock dont let her do it for too long. i think youll not get a complete boner because of ur fear and should last pretty long, thats at least how it was for me. just dont tell her inb4

>>673508348

just be confident. you're a man and you're gonna do whatever you want.

>>673508494
well how about helping instead of being a dickless virgin

>>673508348
we don't tell you the plan

you choose the plan

here's an idea but you make it:

she sucks you
you suck her
suck her tits
fuck

don't be a pussy, say it normal: "suck me" or whatever you say in your language

if she doesn't want to do something, just be normal about it (when I lost my virginity I was about to lick her pussy but she didn't want because of a bad experience. no big deal)

fucking relax like this >>673508332

>>673508648
Go fuck yourself. I fucked your mom

OP all you need to do is pull down your pants, spread your asshole, and command 'eat'.

You'll see why I said that once you do it. You'll be in.

>>673508586

this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. girls just want someone who is gonna take control.

if have to touch her, just find her vag hole, rub the outside of it with your finger until you feel wetness, then shove your dick in hard

OP here

should I run to the drug store and get some performance condoms ?
I'm afraid of premature ejaculation

OP is a faggot

>>673508937
I had sex with your mom. Faggot

>>673506328

don't be worried about whatever you think she likes, girls want to be handled rough and fucked hard. she's there for your entertainment so do whatever you want

Just ask her what kind of sex she likes. Also naked asap.

>>673508937

no don't use performance condoms. it puts a numbing agent on your dick which youdon't need.

it doesnt matter if you cum quick. thinking about what she wants is going to fuck you up. just do you bro

>>673509145
If you do cum quick, that means you can probably go again, and the second time has a significantly less chance of cumming too quick.

But since you've been fapping so much, who knows if you'll even be able to do a second time. I don't know

I lost my virginity earlier this week. My heart was beating so hard. I was between her legs. Pulled down her panties, took mine off. It was so dark I didn't see anything. I put my hand down on her. Put one finger inside of her and rubbed her clit with my thumb. The moans she made were unreal. I was so nervous so I think I rushed things a bit. After rubbing her for a moment I grabbed my small limp dick and tried to stroke it a bit to make it harder. I got it to like 50% hardness (srsly i was so nervous) and tried to push it in. After I got the tip in I felt like I was about to cum and I pushed twice and boom came inside of her. Shit was embarrassing but she was nice girl and said not to be embarrassed.

Does fapping before sex really help? And how many hours before sex should I do it?

>>673509476

who cares if he does it once, twice, as many times as he feels like?

worrying about what the girl wants is a mistake anyway. just fuck her for your pleasure and be done with it

>>673509562

textbook example of a faggot right here

>>673509562

don't be such a wiener. all you need to do is shove your dick in as hard as you can over and over then tell her to make you a sandwich when youre done

>>673509657
Dude I suffer from social anxiety but I wanted to try out sex. And I think I didn't get the full package yet because I came so fast. That's why I'm asking.

>>673509652

Because you run out of 'juice' you fucking dumbfuck and energy.

You've never had sex but you can eventually not cum anything if you've been ejaculating too much recently.

You're an idiot.

>worrying about what the girl wants is a mistake anyway. just fuck her for your pleasure and be done with it

There actually is a certain truth to this, but it's best to do this while having the girl ACTUALLY have a good time as well... again you've never talked to a girl so you'd have no idea. You're pathetic idiot

>>673509797

You didn't. Once you have sex with a girl more and more though pre mature ejaculation basically becomes impossible. So there's that.

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>>673506328
Just do everything as you seen in porn.

>>673510126
best advice 2k17

>>673509843

no need for personal attacks. we're all here trying to help this young gentleman.

not sure why you're concerned about his "juice" and how much he cums

he's asking for advice for having sex for the first time. I'm telling him just to act like a man and fuck her however he pleases.

a virgin is not going to know proper techniques for eating and touching pussy so there is no need for him to really bother with that

women are there for men's pleasure. she will have a good time if he is having a good time.

OP, ignore these guys are saying and just do what feels right. you're a man and you just fuck her however you want. She will enjoy herself more if you do that, believe me.

>>673510444
>not sure why you're concerned about his "juice" and how much he cums

bro. If he's been ejaculating a lot recently he may not be able to get it up at all, or not get an adequate erection. That's a problem.

There's also the concern if he's going for round two, he won't be able to when he would otherwise want to.

It is a legitimate concern.

>>673510444

czech them

>>673510705

This isn't a boxing match, he doesn't need a strategy and to pace himself.

Best advice is to get in there and have a great time.

She will enjoy herself as long as he is unafraid and not timid, like a MAN

>>673506328

OK OP, legit advice here from someone who's also jerked off too much and gotten some ED.

Once you've gotten both of your clothes off, start giving her oral. Then get yourself hard with your hand as you normally would. Once you're good and stiff, get the condom on as fast as possible, then put it in. She'll need to give you hand guidence so you actually get it in, which is totally normal.

Try getting a little drunk first.

Best advice in the thread right here. Now how about another pic?

>>673510997

maybe you're missing the part where achieving an erection MAY NOT EVEN BE POSSIBLE.

You're a faggot. Just accept it fag.

We all know you've been fantasizing about men this entire time. You like dick

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>>673506328
/b/ro just relax you don't want to get sexual anxiety and not get a chubby. Go with the flow. I remember when I lost my virginity at 16 i was nervous as fuck but it ended really well. You watch a lot of porn? Put some of those skills you watched to use,but remember to go with the flow. You jacked off a lot during the day? #ell idk what too say. That can be a good thing or bad thing. You will either not be able to get a hard on or you'll last forever and she'll love it. Since it's your first time i'm guessing the latter will happen. But like I said go with the flow,just relax. Eat her out,have her suck your dick and fuck her. You got this man. You just gotta chill and not over think it.

>>673511211

you're the one who is bringing up erectile disfunction and homosexuality

I'm telling him to get in there and have a great time.

What exactly are you advising here?

>>673511158

getting a little drunk would help, but just not too much. OP sounds underage and probably does not drink much

Remember to take lots of nude shots to upload here aswell