>>673501879
I'm going to be nice about this. Post a nude of yourself, you can keep your face covered, prefabbly not..then we will help you with your problem. I got some shit to say about this.

>>673501879
>sext through psp
Cringiest part right there

>>673502015
nope nudes are no longer my norm

>>673502146
oh yes i know hah

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Found ops long lost sex tape

MODS MODS MODS


>>673502421
Then you forced us to get you banned from 4chan for 5 years.

>>673502721
fuck you got me

>>673502792
coz 13 and talking about sex? lol that happens all the time

MODS MODS MODS, UNDERAGE
>>673503040
You have to be 18 to be on this website.

>>673503134
i am 20 though

>>673503214
Nope.jpg

>>673503134
>13 in middle school
this happened years ago, my bad for not specifying

>>673501879
tits or gtfo

>>673503467
not posting nudes, sorry

>>673503328
tits or gtfo you underage fat cunt

>>673503328
op we're all very interested in you,
i for one would like to see your face so i can imagine you two fuckwits together haha

>>673501879
holy kek glorious bread

>>673502792
underage b& pls go
she had to make gender clear for sake of story

>>673503328
it is implied he is just autistic

>>673503873
well i didn't want you to think i was a guy, that does change the context of the story a bit

I'm not a robot, and yet I'm a conformist.

> ends up cheating on me with ANOTHER fat goth chick in his band

>>673504230
>4
well i definitely was the emo girl at school so you're sort of right

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op, do you know the rules?

>>673504437
but i'm a rebel

post pic with time stamp op you faggot

Join the nonconformist rebel robots!

>>673504541
i know, is why you sext against your parents wishes but rules are rules op tits or gtfo

>>673502721
Rest of the vid ?

>>673504633
yay!

>>673501879
I got a story for ya.
> be me
> be 13 years old
> be in school
> have a huge crush on a girl in the same year/different class
> she ignores me like crazy but she always has lunchbreak at the same spot in school
> go sit across the hallway from her with my only 2 friends
> she has a boyfriend but i didnt even notice it at the time
> start talking to her a bit
> for some random reason i decided to start sharing my food with her
> (mfw i just realised how fucking retarded that was)
> she just throws the food away or declines my offer but i keep insisting she takes my barbecue ham potato chips or my bread with salami (or whatever type of meat)
> she keeps declining but i dont care, she at least kind of talks to me
> fast forward a few years
> she is now dating 1 of the 2 friends mentioned earlier (havent spoken to him in years when i found out)
> realise she has been vegetarian all her life
> mfw being a fucking autist that kept offering her meat related products but she was still nice enough to stay polite
> cringe like crazy when i find out.
> it came up during a conversation with old friend + the girl.
> not sure what to do, lets make a joke
> "so i guess she nevers gives head huh"
> they look at me, "well we gotta go anon"

Never spoke to any of them ever again.

A fucking skunk just pissed it's nasty shit all under my house like directly underneath my bed and I can smell it from inside the house.

>>673504762
>>673502721
yeah we need sauce

>>673502721
Lost.

Was his name Dave, OP?

>>673504789
ouch. i used to force feed my vegetarian best friend lunch meat in middle school so don't feel too bad anon

>>673501879
Tits or gtfo

>>673501879
Tits or gtfo

>>673504933
nope, he had a weird ass name that his parents should be ashamed of

>>673501879
tits or gtfo

>>673501879
That guy looks like his head is deformed.
At least ur fam had ur back

>>673504821
kek

>>673504541
>Cringe.
Get off /b/, faggot.

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>>673504789
>"so I guess she never gives head huh?"

>>673505070
Op not attention whoring. Learn the rules newfag.

>>673504983
I cant imagine how she just kept being so nice even tho i was being such an autist.

>>673505114
he busted his forehead open as a kid and had a metal plate put in so yeah it was pretty deformed

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Read the first letter of every line

>>673505208
>whiteknight intensifies.

>>673505238
Brutal af

>>673505229
you missed your chance

>>673505208
Sounds like you need to brush up on the rules yourself

>>673505238
Fuck off tits or gtfo

I like this OP

You and that goth bitch are probably the only two people to ever fuck him

>>673505295
op here and even i went back and checked to see if i somehow accidentally fucked with you guys. rip

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>>673504789

>>673505299
There's a difference between whiteknighting and follow the actual website etiquette edgy newfag hehe
>muh secret club!!! Halt right there female!! xD

>>673505208
Here we can see the brave warrior defending a maids honour over the internet, you can identify him by his white armour and fedora

>>673505399
for some fuck reason he appears to have a girlfriend now. she's cute. not pretty, nut pretty okay. he had a huge dick so that's probably why

>>673501879
>entire family
Jesus Christ how big is it
and why the fuck is your brother 12 years older than you
what the fuck is going on over there

>>673501879
wow, you're pathetic

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TITS?

>>673505179
If i look back at myself now, 6 years later. I want to punch that 16 year old me right in the mouth

>>673502721
I need sauce

>>673505399
/thread
Kids face is annoying to look at

>>673505490
Looks like OP has another autistic admirer

>>673501879
>7/10
bullshit

>>673501879
>fem
>anon
pick one

>>673505518
3 sisters, 2 brothers. all half siblings. my mom had 3 kids with her 1st husband. Dad had 2 kids with his 1st wife. they met each other 9 years later after both divorcing their 1st spouses, and had me.

>>673505490
Holy fuck my dick lottery just crawld into anos

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>be me
>last week meet a girl at tennis i thought was hitting on me
>track her down on facebook with only last name
>go to tennis this week
>"hey stacy"
>get the cold shoulder the whole night

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Dunno if this is cringey or not but heres a story.

>be 15 year old me
>walkn with some friends through a park to another friends house
>there's this asain family on the opposite side of the park doin there Asian shit.
>we walk by this park table with an abandoned bag of lemons
>I spot these bagged lemons and get the glorious idea to stomp on said lemons.
>i grab the bag and throw them on the ground
>As my foot is being slammed down at 5000 lightyears per second, time slows down and I hear a faint sound of an old asain women yell in background
>"my lemooons!!"
>*SQUASH*
>ohniggershit.exe
>mfw I look behind to see a family of asains and little toddler asains face of disgust and fear as I demolish their lemons
>mfw instead of apologize and offering to pay for said lemons my first instinct is to dash away
>mfw I'm known as the lemon smasher

>>673505747
*First name

>>673505712
Tits or gtfo

>>673505208
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>>673505790
dude, you thinking that was a story worth telling was cringing

gg faggot

>>673505613
He criticizes because he knows he's wrong.
Fool.

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>>673505790

>>673505790
If you're going to make something up at least make it funny faggot

>>673505208
>>673505299
>>673505334
>>673505490
>>673505505
>>673505613
please don't fight or knight i am only looking to share my story that i thought was funny

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I have never posted this but
>be me
>however old people are in 3rd grade
>spelling bee
>only a few people left, they give me 'february'
>I know how to spell it, I'm just not confident enough
>"February"
>"F, e, b..."
>stop
>stand there
>say nothing
>for 30 fucking minutes in complete silence with hundreds of people in room
>finally walk off stage

I know I was like 10 but there is some stupid shit I've done that haunts me no matter how many times I tell myself it doesn't matter

the year after that I got to state spelling bee tho

>>673505915
>fool
Neckbeard cuck faggot confirmed

>>673505994
should have pretended you were a guy for sake of thread lol

>>673502721
flipper boy >>673504840
>>673504762

>>673506073
eh oh well

>>673506043
Damn you're really bad at this.
Don't force it so hard and maybe you wouldn't look so stupid right now.

>>673506030
at least you redeemed yourself

>>673505790
Holy shit. That's cringy as fuck.

>>673504983
lol, that's pretty fucked anon

>>673505644
yeah probably. i am just confident in myself aka i take what guys say about my body seriously.

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>gave my 10 yr old friend a blow job
>he came
>we were both upset at the fact that he came
>were straight

it was just a prank

>>673506279
yeaah she hated me for a while. then she realized that she was just being a tumblr hippie brat

>>673506371
That's a really compassionate prank

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>>673505299
brony

>>673506508
a sexy prank

>>673506371
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

>>673506539
Will you prank me bby <3

>>673506371
you're fucking gay

>>673506602
sexy pranks are only for current (non autist thank god) boyfriend srry bb

>>673506686
it was pretty gay what hapened

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> mfw one of my threads actually gets noticed wow

>>673506030
how is it possible to stand there for 30 minutes without someone escorting you off the stage? or was that just an exaggeration?

>>673506073
looks like you were right anon. thread seems to be dead

>>673507055
prob an exaggeration

>>673507107
start posing as other anons, ill do it with you

>>673507107
shut up

>>673507186
oh hello hi there op ur a beautiful lady i will escort u to land w/o austists follow me
did i do it right

>>673507107
its me op :)

>>673507258
o k

>>673507298
doing swell
pretend to have a six pack as well

>>673507313
hi op my name is op how r u

>>673507398
im good op, how r u op

>>673507385
hm maybe just a 3 pack that seems a bit more believable

>>673507448
op are you fat

>>673507448
or still 7/10

>>673507442
i am great op thank u 4 asking, just drinking wine and shitposting on /b/ but op doesn't believe i am the real op, do u believe me op?

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>>673507511
i am 5'7" and 140 lbs. I am not medically fat but i could stand to lose some pounds

>>673507567
wine is good, we should take this conversation somewhere else

>>673507640
thread is just coming alive bb where u goin

>>673507709
ill try to humor you some more, op

>>673507709
but /b/ is my home where else could i go but my own home

>>673501879
you havve no friends op

>>673507763
thank u op, ur such a nice anon

>>673507837
no silly u are my friend so that means i have 1 friend

>>673507715
and even popular people pretend to like your ugly lame clothes ugly gym shirt wearing ass n your lame n you still on the same topic even though you smell like shit n is ugly

>>673507767
a kik groupchat, filled with tons of more of us "fake" ops. Continuing a multiperson conversation

>>673507715
n the ugly people losers are still on the same tiouc ti aviod them or people knowing them sell like shit n is ugly

I once publicized to my close friends that me and my best friend (a girl) were dating when some fucktard read a message off of my friend's phone and told the whole damn school about it. My best friend later confronted me about it and had said that we weren't actually dating.

>>673507715
ive been saying this

>>673507929
o w w anon y r u so mean? thems fightin wurds

Lets get op to do things fellas, Op you got a camera?

>>673507715
and the ugly people loseres still going to act like we get along even tho sneakly kill of ppl that think there ugly n there loser
n uglyn
pick the peopple to talk even tho funny looking n lame

>>673507969
i will date you anon <3

>>673508163
Thanks for the offer, but I tend to be really picky... well sometimes ._.

>>673508088
op here. have camera, won't even attempt t turn it on. 2 drunk to funk if u know what i mean
>
>
holy fuck it just took me 4 god damn captchas to post this

>>673508322
see anon this is why no one will date you. ur too picky no one likes a picky pickle

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>be grade 7
>girl asks me out like 10 times but I thought she was jk
>want to say no but keep saying "maybe"
>a few months later realize she's hot af
>has a really nice butt
>make plan to axe her out
>pussy out until last day before summer break
> leave very last class early to wait outside to ask her on her way out
> bus is gonna leave so in a huge rush
> last one out
> fucking minefcraft playing Dutch friend jasper starts talking to me about his server when she comes out
>don't want to be rude and she gets away
>fuck
> ask her best friend on fb for her number
> call her but doesn't ring
> try like 7 times throughout the day because I thought the line was just busted
> finally answers, i ask for lauren
> says it's her mom and she isn't allowed to date
>it was obvs her friend
>have to sit next to her in band class for two years

also in grade 9
>ask for her snap chat in front of best friend at the time
>turns away like she didn't hear
sheeeiiit

>>673508346
damn it op youre failing us

>>673508088
also the funny thing is, i have shown /b/ my tits before. a couple months back when some autist was gonna livestream his suicide in is car but we managed to find him and call the cops. ended up being a huge video chat fuck fest and everyone was asing me to flash. aspie girl was there but she had a mask on

>>673508467
I'm picky in the sense that I don't like city bitches and people who are just plain sluts (not that you are one), but I mostly base my picks on personality.

>>673508704
i am sorry anon :(

>>673508711
well tits are good, glad you saved a kid with tits. do you have good tits?

>>673508829
yoooo i am from bumfuck nowhere and the biggest city i have ever even been in is atlanta... and that was just for the aquarium and a concert. the slutty issue i wil not address.

>>673508881
well i sure hope so

>>673508650
see this is why i don't trust women. as a woman i can tell you 1st hand we are all nasty cunts,

>>673508960
I tend to have a problem with sluts always wanting to get with me and the non-sluts just end up putting me to the side.

>>673509093
do you think she was askin me out as a dare or something, there was two friends with her and they wouldn't stop trying to make me say yes ahah

>>673509268
well im a slut in the sense that i ;love sex alot but i dont like to sleep around. i have only ever had long term relationships but sex is my favorite thing

>>673505505
Here we see another horny underage faggot pleading for tits from someone who isn't asking for anything

>>673509302
in middle school, i would regrettably say most likely but only coz of hoow her friends were acting. however she could also have been really nervous about asking you, so her friends kept pressuring her to do it and giggled alot when she actually did ask you. who knows anon, you either dodged a bitchy bullet or a possbile hotty with a body

>>673509491
In that sense I could make an acception, but then there's the matter of personality, and then looks. But all aside, I'm not saying I'm turning you down. ;D

>>673509010
well show me

>>673509571
op here. ur the real slim shady u know that?

>>673501879
kek

>>673509674
oh bb

>>673509713
sorry bb my rules are set in sotneeee

>>673509823
oh op, u cunning faggot, u C:

>>673509713
OP is straight up trolling

>>673509823
now rub out a bulls cock

>>673509911
nice dubs. op here. im not trolling but i am drunk

>be me 4 yrs ago
>be in 11th grade
>really like this chick and we constantly text back and forth
>she has a boyfriend though
>boyfriend moving away to mexico in a week
>heres my chance
>they break up cus he moves
>decide to wait a week cuz i didnt want to be a rebound kinda guy
>she gets with a guy in that week
>they are still together to this day
>ifuckedup
>ifuckedupbad

>>673509782
If I really like someone (like my best friend for example), I would love to stay with them in a long term relationship, but they want kids and so I would only be in it for the company and sex, not for the "family".

>>673509917
how'd you know i had a pet bull

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Here's some boy tits

>>673510052
aint no time to be a nice guy. gotta go in for the kill

>>673510119
mmm

>>673510052
lol yup

In which I have mad cow disease and hallucinate my life away to escape reality.

>>673501879
>I'm actually like a 7/10
Stopped reading there. You're gonna need some evidence to back up these claims and tits. Both of them

>>673510506
gotta read dem rulezzzzzz anon

>>673510587
Rules are for fools, much like those of the NFL.

>>673510681
SEC is the only foosball i watch mmk lemme get thta straight,
but u a fool thinking imma post anything other than some words
srry i love you

>be me, back in the day
>freshman in High School,
>I had a female friend who got hot over summer from 8th to 9th grade
>she doesn't know it yet
>we are talking during freshman orientation, and I ask her if she wants to date
>she says yes and we date for like, two weeks
>one day we go to the movies together Talledega Nights
>during the movie someone called her and she left the theater
>she never came back
>next day at school she tells everyone I was weird
>gets so bad that I start being weird to fit in with my new identity
>meet new girl who is weird like me
>we makeout at my friends house and she shows me her tits
>first thing I said when she showed me her tits was, "I've seen better."
>She cries, and then I moved away during Christmas break

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>>673501879
you're the cringe here