I gave myself a bj
10/10 would do again

>>673500279
I would do it multiple times a day if I could.

>>673500279
vid or it didnt happen

i gave a blowjob in a movie theater on a first date

>>673500419
did he give u a bj too?

>>673500419
What are you doing tomorrow?

>>673500419
I'm looking for you my whole life

>>673500506
he didnt really touch me except to help me suck him, i was also way too scared to make noise

>>673500560
going to work but im free during the after noon :P

>>673500601
well im right here :P

I'm retarded

>>673500676
Sounds perfect. I don't work until midnight. Let's go to a movie theatre.

Came on a doughnut and watched my friend's girl eat it.
"10/10" -ign
I beat off to it to this day

>>673500950
would actually not mind, been a while since i had a date

>>673501036
Did she know?

i've tried to off myself twice, managed to fail twice, and no one knows

>>673500164
isnt this the same tactic scientology pulled?

I am thinking of a master plan to fuck my gfs best friend she is 6/10 but it's just the though of fucking her that turns me on . Soon I will have full story in green text if it happens if not then oh well but I will try my hardest

>>673500164
i'm 23/m and i'm wearing a diaper and a tshirt for my pajamas.

>>673501121
she made an odd face on her first bite, but continued and finished it. god I was fucking diamonds.

Was thinking about giving my tweaker sister meth in exchange for sex.

>>673501105
Great, what movie don't you want to watch?

I still suck my thumb.

>>673501346
>I will try my hardest
so you are at least going to try to rape her, right?

I helped my ex girlfriend to suck and have sex with a friends dog

>>673501431
dont really mind, deadpool can be a good idea miught be funny for the part you watch

I like to stick my thumb in my butt and smell it to get high

>>673501493
the dream

>>673501716
Haha what?

I shooted a guy in the eye with a paintball gun.

I post gf nudes on b

Im bad?

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>>673501121
generally came on/stuck my dick in/rubbed my dick on things i knew certain girls would eat/drink/put in their mouth. never got caught, and each act only served to fuel the next. Played them like a damn fiddle

>>673501578
That sounds like a dream come true.

>>673500164
I want to know what 11 year old pussy tastes like.

>>673502149
i always wanted to suck someone while he is playing a guy, and the other way around too obviously

>>673501485
Not rape fag she will consent in return of something she really wants that's why it's a masterplan more like black mail that bitch KEKS

>>673500164
My secrets won't all fit in a post. In short, my biggest fear is when one of a large number of people come up to me to ask me about something, all serious like.

>>673501961
Probably, but that makes you half the reason people come here

I am an alcoholic. No one knows.

>>673502233
So rape

>>673502429
Everyone knows

>>673502429
>No one knows.
Wrong.

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I'm into lolicon and my boyfriend doesn't know.

>>673502429
I used to be an alcohol. I get over it cold turkey.

>>673501493
vid

>>673500164
After I make it rich, im dumping my current gf and manipulating my way into the hearts and minds of a bunch of college trash until they are my bitches.

My current gf is like the training wheels.

I currently can get bj/anal whenever (not atm yet, though its not needed imo). She pays for all my shit, obsesses over me, lets me call her a bitch, lets me whip her with a belt in the bedroom, and basically worships me all around. I actually tried breaking up with her multiple times to no avail. I have a plan, it just requires some startup scratch.

Anyhoo, every thing Ive gotten her to do for me has been calculated and planned. I seem to have an uncanny ability to manipulate the human soul. She even follows my political views now. Go Hils!

>>673502183
the same as 12, 13, 14, 15 ,16 ,17, 18, 19, 20yo, etc, pussy tastes like.

>>673502231
Well, I think I play a guy really well. Tons of practice. I think we can bring that fantasy to life.

>>673502561
You been bere before?
>daddy issues amirite? Touched at a young age?

>>673502561
Wouldn't it be funny if you two are trading pics and vids anonymously?

>>673502638
Ok, but want the experience of doing it.

>>673502676
playing a game.. makes more sense that way... its just.. im sleepy.. and its late xD sorry

I broke a house tonight

>>673500164
I've got fucking hemorroids and it's a bitch because:
>I can only shit at home
>I have a hard time shitting, like dense, compact turds, so I have to force myself to shit everyday or I'll go up to four days without shitting.
>it's the fucking throne, this should be a pleasure and it's always a pain in the ass.. literally

>>673502458
Yup rape

>>673502801
Well that's even better. That we should definitely do.

i had sex with one teacher throughout entire highschool, they never found out and we still fuck to this day

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>673502558
What do you know. You're drunk.

>>673502561
femanon?

>>673503135
>You're drunk.
Not yet. Getting there.

>>673503052
i would actually love that... and i feel kind of pathetic that im getting excited about it

>>673503095
Hey bud, how's that going for you?.still haven't gotten in trouble, which is a good thing. She ever wanna try anything new?

>>673503095
Pics or it didn't happen.

I convinced my ex to coerce her sister into letting her finger her and lick her

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>>673502678

>bere

Do you mean here? As in /b/?

Father died at age 11, groped that same year by best friends brother which ruined our friendship.

>>673502704

>>673502704

Oh I'd love that so much

>>673502968
eat healthier

>>673502632
>gona be rich someday
>need money first.
>girl obeys me. failed to dump her. multiple times
>uses anywhoo

ohh buddy, I hope this is bait. my sides are already going to buckle in on themselves like dying stars.

>>673500164
arrange the importation of (presumably) contraband on behalf of criminal syndicates to provide funds to fuel my wicked gambling addiction.

regularly, on my way to work, I think this is the day they work it out and the cops will be there to arrest me today.

>>673503285
It's a hot idea. I'm all about combining two of my favorite things.

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>>673503184

Yup

>>673503339
No thank you.

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>>673503538
would you be able to properly play the game? or like.. would it have to be a slower game? could i do anything to make you react more?

>>673503607
I just wanna see if shes hot.

>>673503416
Yeah, i meant here. Sorry about your old man, unless he was a prick. In which case, yay... I guess.

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>>673503450
Nah man, i gots a plan to make some quick bread. Youre just salty i get ass whenever I want.

Obviously if you make a girl obsess over you its going to create problems when you try to leave... dumbass.

ANYHOO i can get her to suck my dick while i play games whenever, like the lovebirds polluting this thread, except one of them is actually a girl.

>I aint even mad, bro
Stay salty, my friend

>>673503786
Well, I guess that would be the game inside the game. You try to throw me off. Edging it would make things pretty tough for me.

>>673503835
She's 13

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>>673503852

All good bro and also it's fine you didn't kill him, no need to say sorry. He was a nice man as far as I can tell and at most his passing caused me to have a thing for older men with mustaches.

>>673503982
ohh edging would help? i.. i thought making you cum would be the worst though

>>673504017
You're point?

>>673503599
Ugh... I so badly want a femanon into loli. That would be a fucking dream come true. At least youre a femanon. Not saying it wont creep him out to admit the loli thing, but its definitely creepier for a guy to say it =/ Godspeed, you sexy thing

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>>673503599
TFW I enjoy lolicon (and Splatoon) and my GF doesn't know it either.

It's hard to find a significant other that shares such interests.

>>673503338
going good though she is working out for track season more after school so we dont hook up as often during the week, but I think it makes it better when we do though. we dont do anything too kinky though she lets me be more rough with her. She still doesnt let me throat fuck her, i tried a couple times but it was a no-go, so im not going to push it anymore. for a while.

>be very young
>played "show me yours, I'll show you mine" with female cousin
>eventually play doctor, then later oral
>this happens a few times a month for several years
>escalate to rubbing in her slit, we both think we're "doing it" because young
>tells me she loves me everyday. I think we're going to grow up and get married.
>catch her blowing my brother
>find out she does the same with every older boy in the neighborhood
>got cucked as a 10 year old

>>673503786
I hate to interject, but I personally still kick ass while getting my dick sucked during games. I probably have a gaming problem though (or gaming solution, whichever). Likewise, I dont have problems staying hard, but again, probably a problem. I can get hard while staring at a refrigerator, for a variety of reasons.

>>673504112
Sure but only for like 20 seconds. Holding it close makes it harder and harder the longer it lasts.

>>673504114
That's it. I'm succinct.

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May as well post more Woomy.

>>673504333
ohh that makes way more sense actually...would you try and focus on the game or just enjoy everything?

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>>673504141

Yeah it would be pretty good though I'd never actually do anything irl let alone with him that being said it would be great to be fucked by him role playing or visa versa.

>>673504164

He apparently had a thing for tentecles so... maybe? Then again he's not into MLP and freaked the fuck out when he saw a Star image on my computer said it was someone else's in a rule34 thread... doubt he believes me.

>>673504277
>ouch
Ever raped her?

>>673503395
greentext that shit, esé

>>673504381
I;m jut saying... what does her being 13 have to do with anything? I wanna know if shes hot.

I accidentally "fractured" my jaw three years ago which made my face pretty asymmetrical. Over the past three years I have slowly but meticulously with my own hands molded the bone/cartilage/muscle back to normal. Now no asymmetry and I look better than before

>>673504500
A mixture of both. I can't imagine that I would be able to focus entirely on the game.

>>673504616
do you have like.. skype or something btw..? just curious :$ if so.. could i have it?

>>673504248
Im sure you prolly know which anon i am at this point But if you don't then
>am anon dating 16yr old gril
>her dads a racist prick stuck im mexico
>her grandfather is sick.
Actually. An update on that, he died the other day.

I think it bretty cool you guys are still a thing. Eventually she'll start exploring. Just stick it out. And yeah keep trying mayne.

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>>673504277

Does it really count as cucked if you didn't know about it/weren't into it?

I still want to fuck my cousin. I think I missed my chance once when I was around 12/13 and another time when I was 15 fml.

I used to get blowjobs from my 17 year old cousin when I was 9

>>673503835
>>673504017
>>673504533
Yes she is hot. she isnt a 10/10 but i feel lucky everytime i stick my dick in her.

>inb4 underage
Im 23

Ive lied to my parents everyday countless times most of the time i lie without even wanting to. It never hit me how much i lie until i hit about 21.

Ive failed/been withdrawn from every class I have taken over the course of 4 years except 1 class (which was public speaking). In all honesty I am very intelligent naturally in the way that mainstream music is popular. I have enough knowledge of almost every topic but never have mastered a certain aspect of my intelligence that boosted me to an accomplished stage in the process. I simply grasp the surface of EVERYTHING. You have people that know a lot of one subject then you have me who knows a lot in mass and can have intro discussions on almost any topic but i can figure out what I want to pursue.


I get only about 1 text a day and its from my best friend who is leaving me behind because he has enough discipline to finish his school work and got his degree.

Its pathetic that this is the only time i can be truthful and i know no one here will care but atleast it feels good to still post how I truly feel sometimes behind this facade that I put up.

>tfw when too self concious to go seek help because of how I see myself

>tfw parents try their hardest to help and aid me anyway they can but push them away because ive never revealed how i truly felt.


>tfw no one cares if your were alive or dead until you were actually dead and then it is the "look at me and how i make this post about someone i never took their time out to message". On the flip side of that arguement I never reached out to them... Its a sad world we live in knowledge=depression once you know how the world truly works

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>>673504508
He freaked out over a picture of the girl from Star vs? Damn you femanon, lets just parnter swap and be done with it.

Shit we can have an S rank squad in Splatoon and beat on those Japanese players.

>>673504545
This actually works. I had really bad sleep apnea due to a deviation in my nasal bones/cartilage. I used a shitton of pressure with my thumbs over the course of a week or so and cured it. I almost died from sleep deprivation before that.

>>673504512
>talking to gf about fantasies
>mention how cute her sister is
>gf kinda realises and suggests what she thinks I'd like to happen
>I realised it can't happen, too risky
>convince gf to talk her into trying fingering, "everyone does it, it feels good"
>hidden camera in room
>sister refuses first 2 attempts
>3rd attempt, boom, she gives in and gets finger blasted while letting out little moans

>>673504654
yeah, post that shit

>>673504512
No rape. Never a need to. Eventually took each others v-card but once we got to 9th grade she got into drugs and started hanging out with dealers. Last I heard, she got caught stealing cash at her job.

>>673504871
WaXxX22

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>>673500164
I want to see my GF raped while I sit back and film it amd watch it happen over and over till she fucking ahego's herself out

>>673504758
You better get yourself a trade or you are going to be a homeless waster. Get an apprenticeship as a plumber or electrician.

/b/ros..... I was fucking a straight 9/10 and went full autism one day for no reason.... she hit me up today but it was to buy weed.I'm a fucking idiot

>>673500164

I fap at work every night. Right in the back room.

>>673504868
mmmm you lucky lucky sonuvabitch

>>673504508
Why would he not want to age play with you? Sounds like a fag to me

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>>673504764

Yeah he saw this and said a very loud ummm but hey could be worse haha. Funny thing is I'm 5ft 1 too so I'd love to role play a Splatoon

Pedo checking in.
Non practicing but 100% pervert
Can't help it.
Just keep it a secret and carry on

>>673504654
I don't have Skype right now. Have Kik?

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Midly enjoyed pissing off my sarcasm defiant friends by being sarcastic.

Got hardly any friends now? Fuck it gonna move countries anyway

>>673504924

Good advice. You can live a good life this way.

>>673503444
I do and I watch nutrition, saltless food and stuff. been with this for over 10 years. my anus is broken

>>673504921
Is her name Jessica?

>>673500164
I managed to fall deeply in love with my best friends wife and fool around with her on multiple occasions

I have a giantess fetish, but not a dominating one, one where guy and girl see each other as equals, just big female parts, PogChamp

>>673505018
kill yourself

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>>673505010

He's just not into loli sadly

>>673504908
>virgin
>gave myriad of blowjobs

>>673505022

Where do you live? Whats your first and last name?

>>673504961
If this is you Rusty, clean up after yourself better. You sometimes leave evidence.

>>673503973
Get ass whenever you want.. Seriously fucktard unless you are a 12 year old neckbeard.. Who doesnt get ass whever they want? Youre fucking one chick and acting like you are unique. You dont even get atm. Try getting her to suck her own shit off your dick and maybe you would be really in control.

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>>673505016
Damn, that's hot.

Fucking fuck femanon, your short and into weird shit that I'm into. You are making me very unhappy with my current relationship!

Would you ever roleplay something like incest? Like siblings? I find that hot.

>>673504914
wait are you a femanon? I dont wanna hit up some random dude on skype

>>673505022
i do have kik but dont know if i want to share it on here

>>673505140

Nah I leave no evidence. Spray down entire desk, chair and ground with anti-bacterial spray and even whipe down my personal laptop.

Rusty is a good name though.

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>>673502957
nigga how you break a house?

>>673505201
i am

>>673501934
you mean shot you raging retard

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>>673505163

Sad thing is DD tits and I'm chubby, sure I could make something work but lolicon roleplay not so much. Don't be unhappy, we all want what we can't have.

As for incest role play the whole 'daddy mum' thing is just not my thing. Brothers and sisters ehhhh probably could but neither of us have actual siblings so it's never really been a thing.

>>673504662
yeah, i know you =). I think part of it might be most of her friends are still virgins so she might be reluctant to do things that might label her as weird or a slut even though they dont even know about it. teenage girls are overly self conscious like that. Took her a while to get her to admit she likes getting rim jobs, now she gets disappointed when she doesnt get one, which is rare.

>>673504924
But to me those seem like dead end jobs and I dont want to do that. Im literally the most self aware narcissist. I come from a rich family, in my fucked up mind I need to be better than them. Its holding me back this sense of failure. Im way too weak for suicide. But ive basically been dead anyway fro two years.

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>>673505157
Lol why so mad? Did I hit a nerve? Are you sex deprived? Its okay, my boy. Youll get there.

I sexually harassed my suicidal best friend and I'm now a main reason they're going to die
And I don't know why I can't feel sad I hurt them

One of my biggest secrets, never told anyone before.

One time when I was a kid my oldest sister would ask me to cuddle

and I'd get major boners

and she would totally know.

Then one day when we were older we had to sleep in a bed together and she was acting all giddy and I was diamonds and we were flirting. She's 6 years older.

Anyways nothing happened but we definitely had a sexual attraction.

Now she calls me baby and grabs my arm in public and calls me her date.

Never told anyone this stuff. haha.

>>673505336
Post favorite loli doujin/manga?

>>673505336
You sound like my kind of girl, your build is perfect

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>>673505336
Yeah I'm more into sibling play, or age play

>short, chubby with big tits.

Seriously stop fulfilling every single one of the things I like! holy shit..

>>673505265
Good point. I'll download Skype.

>>673500164
Nice try FBI.

>>673505449
In grade 8 I went to visit her and her friend kept saying she was going to take my v card. Her friend was 6 years older as well. I literally was 13.

Would've been an amazing story. She was a babe from taiwan. Never seen such an attractive asain.

I am in a master/slave relationship with a guy I know. The basic premise is I give him a third of each paycheck and I worship his feet, it is nothing more than that.

He is a neet emo/scene guy who does nothing since we graduated high school. He lives with his mother, both are unemployed, and amazingly enough he always has money. I mean he does live in a two bedroom apartment, but still. He has a nice gaming computer and never has had to work. I met him as he was friends with my ex-girlfriend. Once I broke up with her, I concluded that I was to forever be a beta and never have a girlfriend again. I decided that I want to be his footslave as he had really nice feet.

I just hate how I am a wagecuck and I go to school and I never have time to do anything for the most part. While he sits in his room all day everyday and plays vidya nonstop and lives the good life. Then I give him my money to make his life that much better. Some nights I go to his house, shamefully give him his money, and spend an hour or two with his soles on my face under his desk while he plays TF2 or some other shit, completely ignoring me. Just his soles pressed to my face. This has been going on for four months. While I love the degradation and humiliation of it all, I hate it at the same time to an extent. I wonder what would happen if my ex found out I do this.

>>673505336
fat cunt.

>>673505579
and now youre a 32 year old virgin. good work.

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>>673505458

Don't have one really I like certain images and it tends to need to be in colour (only just really let myself get into it recently)

>>673505478

Thanks, I do want to lose some weight but hey which chick can't say that?

>>673505513

Never!

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>>673505068
Nope, Amna.

>>673505348
Well at least you can touch her butt. Mine still freaks if i even breathe too hard near her ass. Once you get her to do sonething tbe first time and she gets over it, she'll want to do it more. It's why i can't kewp my girls mouth off my dick.

>>673505627

Probably getting disability you moron. Also you're paying him.

He's a big fucking loser with social anxiety or some bullshit disorder he says he can't leave the house because of.

He's probably designing a video game in his spare time and is a pseudo intellectual. You suck.

>>673505537
thank you, im waiting anyway
someone else said he would add me or something but... im not getting anything

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>>673505661

Yup

>>673505709

21 year old non virgin.

>>673505444
No i just dont understand why you think getting One chick to fuck you whenver you want is something to brag about. I being serious who doesnt have that? Most peole do. And you cant even get her to give you ass to mouth which is like childs play. Just dont get where you are coming from. Instead of being glib just answer the question. Why do you think fucking a chicks ass whenever you want and getting uour dick sucked is such a big accomplishment?

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Secrets suck man, I fucking hate having so much stuff I can never talk about with anyone.
Some that come to mind right now

>I hit a nigger with a tire-iron
>he went the fuck down and I didn't hang around to see what happened to him

>Fucked an older friend when I was 14 a bunch of times

>Fapped onto my moms ass while she slept

>Had a guy fired from my workplace for stealing
>I knew he didn't steal and could've proved it

Sometimes its hard to keep shit inside, thats why I drink.

>>673505317
why am i acting against all of my survival instincts and opening up skype? Why do women control us poor creatures like they do?

I would fuck anybody on this planet, girl or boy, old or young. Ass is ass

>>673502632
how often do you tip your fedora during a day man?

>>673505814

big fat cunt with ugly nipples, nobody will ever love you and you're going to die alone cause you're a big asinine stupid cunt who can't even graduate highschool because she's a cunt with anxiety disorders and gay shit like that where she fucking just takes money from her fucking parents never going to move out just a fucking cunt.

>>673505718
You sound like one of those girls that are attractive regardless of make up/being "overweight"/having to make an effort.
Just universally attractive.
Don't lose weight for the sake of doing so, if you're happy as you are then you're in the right place

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>>673505718
What kind of kinky sexual stuff does your BF actually agree to?

>>673505914
He does not tip it at all. He has a guy for that.

>>673505872
no :O i.. im sorry, you dont have to, i dont know why its bad but you really dont have to do it if you dont want to, i just thought it would be more private to talk

>>673505848
>atm
>childs play
>virgin detected
I stopped reading there. Sort of gave yourself up there, fam

>>673505968
She's an ugly fat cunt

>>673500164
>>673505559
Ok my secret is that I have always had a part of me that wants to kill people. But not just anybody, specifically bad people. I mean it doesn't really matter who it is, but bad people makes the whole idea of it more palatable to me. I'd especially like to do it with a team of other guys. Room clearing a house with suppressed weapons and IR goggles sounds like a real treat. Also general sniping work and maybe snag a couple kills with a blade if I'm really lucky. Killing terrorists seems real neat.

(I'm a bad person and I deserve what I get.)

>>673506031
Prove it

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>>673505947

>trying this hard

>>673506060
you're fucked

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>>673505814
Can I impregnate you? Pretty please?

>>673506079
just read her ugly fat spew she spews on this board like the fat cunt she is. She's a moist dripping cunt and a dirty fucking whore. Kick her to the curb anon. She's just a fucking whore.

>>673506017
im bustin your chops. I sent you a message. If i really feel like ive betrayed myself, i always have the option to goto sleep... fuck me its like 5 in the morning here.

>>673506144

>being this virgin

>>673506154
i didnt get anything... are you sure you sent it to Waxxx22?

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>>673505968

Don't wear makeup, honestly I might use it when I'm older but why do it when you're still young? As for the weight loss I miss being 55kg, I'd even settle for 60 but at my current 70 I'm just not happy with it but hey hourglass figure means I'm not hideous!

>>673501121
>>673501036
>>673501975

What the fuck is wrong with you people
(a part of me so wants to try this)

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>>673506207
I'm not a virgin you fuckhead, I'd just rather get her pregnant than my current girl who is boring by comparison.

That and I was sort of joking.

i scratch my jock itch like a god damn gorilla and smell the fuck out of my fingers

smells hella musty

im poor but i hate poor people

>>673505798
He is an overall cringey person. He's a weeb, definitely a pseudo-intellectual that has to voice his opinion constantly, and spouts out Tumblr sexuality bullshit like being pansexual and genderfluid. The fact that I hate him as a person so much makes it so much better that I am being dominated by him. I know I suck.

>>673506257
Had to convert that to stone to get a grasp haha
That's not even a weight that you should care about, unless you're painfully short in which case it would look worse than it is.
By your reaction to the make up etc, I judged your well :P

>>673506024
You sre obviously under 25.. You think atm is hard to get from a girl you are in total control of as you say.. Ahe worships you.. She has the same political views as you now. But somehow you are perplexed by how to get her to suck you dick after you fuck her ass. You cant be for real dude.

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>>673505970

Honestly I don't bring it up that much though he does know I love masturbating while he sucks on my nips and he enjoys me being on top because 'you're like an Amazonian princess'

Also thanks for that picture that's fucking mint.

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>>673506144

Don't want a kid for a couple more years, 6 days into my pill too so that's even more of an issue. He's so excited for unprotected sex again.

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>>673506436
Nice. You ever play this game? It's pretty great for lolicons.

I remember when there was like no Louise content and then Poyle made a shitload of it in the span of a week along with a lot of his art friends.

I had a few great faps to them let me tell you.

>>673505755
true. i remember the 1st time I came in her mouth, it was a surpise, she hated it so much she wouldnt give me another bj for quite a while. eventually she let me do it again, could tell she still didnt like it but i gently put my hand over her mouth so she couldnt spit it out for a few seconds. after that she was fine with it, though its not her favorite thing.

>>673500164
i jerk off to pictures of my wife

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>>673500164
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!

>>673500164
I honestly hooked up at a my little pony con.

>She was really out of my league but found me funny.

>she was dressed as fluttershy

>Got to her house and had sex

>She stayed in character for the whole night

>I have never been so disgusted in my life

>>673506639
who doesnt

During the nineties I destroyed a sodomite and took part in the destruction of a second.

I found the experience intensely gratifying and hope to travel again to parts of the world where I can indulge my fetish for making these deviants die in the most unpleasant manner possible without interference from liberal do-gooders.

>>673506639
Me too.

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>>673506419

Well I'm 5ft1 so I'm pretty damn short and honestly it's not that much of a problem, we had sex today and he was just admiring my body while he played with me and that's just beyond a turn on for me.

>>673500646
If you were with me you'd make noise. Uncontrollable noise.

>>673506820
you are doing God's work. how do u kill them?

>>673506587
Still haven't came in my girls mouth, but luckily for me she's a sub and we have a strike system in place and on third strike i can do what I want to her. She has three.

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>>673506580

Never played the game but I will give it a try out and do you have anymore? I have a small collection of Louise but I really want to have more.

Im a huge faggot, I used this faggot tester to find this out.

http://flockdraw.com/f1xczj

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>>673506867
Okay no pregnancy, but can I save up cum for two weeks straight and bathe you my hot spunk?

>>673504924
Dude, you're intelligent, right?

You do realize all you have to do to have a badass life is admit that you've been wasting your potential, right?

You're smart, find a passion or kill yourself. You obviously need "other worth", otherwise you wouldn't know a bunch of worthless shit.

tl;dr stop finding solace in the fact that you think a lot and actually do something with it. (Or kill yourself, because you're obviously unhappy when you're not doing shit)

>>673502257
Have you seen a professional about this?

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>>673507020
Not much, most of the stuff I have saved atm is related to Steven Universe.

Please don't tell me you like Steven Universe too or I will literally have to cry.

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>>673507026

That would actually be pretty hot also holy shit please more Lousie. We both want to have a girl just like her and possibly with our genes it might happen (knowing my luck it'll be a little boy though).

>>673506981
nice. strike system sounds like a good idea. what are you going to do?

I love Lady Gaga

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Actually Kik her and tell her how you're going to rape her. amnadoll212

>>673506867
He is one lucky bastard

>>673500164

I can't fap to porn if there's no plot or if the plot is inconsitent. Same with hentai.

I managed to make a dude I hate catch AIDS and he had time to make his GF pregnant before learning the bad news.

>>673502257
like an intervention?

>>673502429
ever had anyone comment on how much you drink? ever had a dui?

>>673506024
Massive faggot detected

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>>673507148

...

>>673506968
i.. i would rather not do that in a movie theater though :$

>>673507173
Not sure yet, i try to escalate. She hates public affection, like hates it. Last time she pissed me off i made her makeout with me and put her hand dosn my pants on an overpass walkway.

>>673506969

Smashed out the brains (literally) of one with a fire extinguisher, the other had a piece of rebar driven through its head. The latter was the best as it took some time to for it to actually stop kicking.

>>673500164
I bet you'd love to have my secrets /b/.
Well here's one for you.

/b/ is the one place that I'd freely admit my secrets, but, they're secrets for a reason.

>still got love for y'all though fam.

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>>673507155
Then again I can always save more of it right? I hear what you are implying and it turns me the fuck on.

Please, for the love of my big throbbing erection tell me what you would want to do to your Louise daughter.

>>673507324
Fuck me... Marry me damn you.

>>673507056
Thank you, i appreciate the harshness because i never get that at home. Its probably why i have no discipline.

You actually gave me a little motivation.

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>>673507209

Oh you're telling me, every time I talk to my friends about the fact I'd happily suck his dick any time anywhere they just look at me with jealously and want.

I have no friends and I want to kill myself every second I'm in public and the only reason I give to charity or donate blood is because it's the only way I permit myself to stay alive despite being a complete drain on society.

>>673507414
nice. girls who are shy like that in public are fun to play with.

>>673503599
FEAON I LOVE YOU,
the dubs check'em

Only sexually attracted to animals, but popular and good looking enough to be high school prom king.

>>673504908
what a fucking loser

i did things to my family that made me hate myself so much I tried to kill myself by to pussy to go all the way

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>>673507494

Well I'd probably touch her in her sleep after slipping her a sleeping pill, then prod her for how she slept no doubt the touching encouraging sexual dreams. After a while I'd start whispering in her ears, then eventually whisper in her ear after kissing her goodbye on the cheek seeing if she'd react hopefully being met with a blushed face of shock... and now I'm turned on...

>>673505018
literally kill yourself or i will and it will be much much worse

>>673507679
Oh man it's the greatest. Watching her go back and forth between her wanting me and not wanting to look like a slut to strangers makes things fun for me. I think these strikes will be settled by her swallowing.

>>673507678
Country?

my gf lets her 8 and 10yo nieces watch us have sex when they stay at her place. At 1st I wasnt too sure about it but I like the audience usually.

>>673504700
awww, do you still in contact with her?

>>673507155
While I have enjoyed following your conversation, your new "friend" is starting to creep me out. Keep your guard up femanon.

>>673505074
What is that like? You know he'll probably kill you if he finds out. Is it hot?

IS IT WORTH IT

i put my penis in my 4 year old niece mouth

>>673508244
Hmm, you been here before? Welcome back.

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>>673508300

Feel free to ask anything or just chat.

The other day I was fucking my gf. She had a blindfold on and her hands were tied. After a while, I moved up to her mouth and made her blow me. While I was doing this, I pulled out my phone and opened up a picture of a hot girl from our school. Then I came in gfs mouth

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>>673508189
Holy fuck my dick is diamonds. If she sleeps barefoot I'd jerk off and cum on her feet in the middle of the night, then she would wake up and wonder what is all over her feet and it would make me even hornier.

..time to fap!

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from last night's thread
most of my secrets are in there

>>673508300
I've been getting same vibe yo.

>>673506411
I can let you worship my feet. I''m a psuedo intellectual trans woman who will ignore you way more than he does. Shit I'll take your check and mail you a picture of a footprint I left and that'll be all you get for months. Shit I need money for my goddamn GRS so bad.

>>673508139
Don't do it because you did things that messed up your family, if anything you should try to make up for what wrong you may have done.

>>673508429
Not really here to chat, just got a bad vibe.

>>673508212
He said non practicing faggot. That's like getting pissed that the grass is green.

My mothers best friend raped me when I was 13 and ever since then everytime she visits us I fuck her in revenge. She's married and has a child.

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>>673508471

That would be pretty hot also I'm not that into dogs but these fucking shoes!

>>673508599
How has this effected your every day life?

>>673508229
Australia

I've had plastic surgery and I wear an orange wig, and I know a wall won't really work as long as there's incentive to come here for free stuff.

>>673505627
wow, that shit is next level fucked up mayne. really, get help.