smells like fresh baked saltines in here

Trump is an American Hero.

>>673500626
Smells like farts in here.

Probably has something to do with me farting though.

Did the saltines come out alright?

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>>673499309
Trump ended racism

As a Sanders supporter, those protesters are some of the most retarded things on two legs. Maybe this is Sanders' only path to winning the minority vote? I'd sooner have him sell out to the banks than to be in debt to such nonsense.

>>673499309
>tell me... if McDonalds is so bad for you, why is it, using too many commas, the most popular food of the United States of America? Checkmate.

>>673499309
Another proud public school graduate.

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Can't wait for this

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>>673499309
Trump is the president America deserves. we need to build that wall.

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>>673499309
If the average citizen of the USA would make good decisions on important topics, the US wouldn't have health, poverty or enviromental problems.

So Trump might probably become president.

>>673501793
The lack of logic in the thought process of conservatards is astounding.

>>673501788
And Im sure you believe this chart too

>>673502044

Found the Berniecuck

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>>673501741
>no "inarticulate yelling" subtitle
one job anon

>>673502044
Implying that that is wrong? You are a special kind of stupid.

>>673502153

One of, if not the, most reputable survey company in the US.

So, yes, I tend to believe them.

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>>673502486
There wouldnt be a wall cause that would be racist

>repetitive insults against the intelligence of Americans from an American in America who wants free shit.
You can replace that green text with whatever you want as long it invves insulting the American populace.

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>>673501793
Funny

>>673501377
i dont understand how people seriously get caught.
i hunt and fish whenever the fuck i want, no license, never been caught. like are there cops in some areas who just wander around the forest stopping people they run into and saying "whered you get that dead fish/rabbit"?

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>>673499309
These Trump bait threads are getting stale and obvious. The only thing keeping them alive is the sad fact some people actually believe Trump is the next big thing to make America great again. Simply bullshit.

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people who don't get Trump are the deluded people who think the system works and represents them

voting for trump is a "spitting in gods eye" kind of thing, which is why he has such a wide appeal. You've got republican base who are sick of the christfag shit from cucks like Cruz, the people sick of money in politics, the people sick of Oligarchy and the "good boy" system of the RNC and DNC, and the mass number of disenfranchised who are sick of the antigun SWJ shitfest of the left and the MuhJesus gib corporations moar moneys plox on the right.

>>673502700
I find it interesting when people with income below the median complain about more equality in income.

They would profit.
They are the majority.

>>673501932
>I am not for sale
>because I am writing the check

>>673501377
Presumably, the hunting and fishing thing is to stop overfishing.

But illegal immigration is known to improve the economy.

I'm not voting for him but I hope he wins. The last thing I would do is move to another country because the USA would become a reality show. Can't wait, got my popcorn ready!

>>673502955

Bingo!

>>673502909
The couple poachers I've known were pretty goddamned obnoxious about it. One of them even had a Report-A-Poacher sticker on the back window of his truck just to mock officials. They all know who he is and are on constant lookout for him, but there's usually very little they can do.

>>673502909
...yes? Wildlife officers and Sheriffs deputies will fuck your shit up over poaching m8. where the fuck do you live?

Down in Florida gator poaching is a thing (fuck only having 2 expensive ass tags to hunt those lazy niggers) so tree cops chill in boat launching areas near sunset to arrest dumbasses who pull up with a dead gator out of season.

>>673502955
>sick of money in politics
>fix it by putting a muti-billionaire in the oval office

republitard logic

>>673503500

Are you proud of being a moron?

>>673499309
If cancer is so bad and dangerous why do so many people have it?
Things that happen

>>673503259
>>673503420
maybe i get lucky because i stick to my own private land? i really dunno here. im not obnoxious about it irl, never even bring it up. just sometimes i want rabbit, so i go get a rabbit. sometimes i want fish, so i go get a fish. pretty small time shit

>>673503746
you know how people get pissy about politicians accepting money and bribes from "big corporations"? trump IS "big corporations". a vote for him is a vote to just cut out the middleman and let them win

>>673499309
Only complete fucktards are delusional enough to hallucinate that Trump is even remotely electable. But it's nice to have something to laugh at, so keep up the monkey show.

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> all these commies

>>673504037
same goes for bernie.
the ticket is going to be cruz/clinton, and clinton is going to landslide. its inevitable. this little dance everyone else is doing makes for pretty good tv, but thats as far as it goes

>>673503500
He's thrown a monkey wrench into the koch bros perfectly lined up Jeb Bush presidency m8

He's going to tear that warhawk corporate shillillary a new asshole in the General election.

Stay mad that you can't stump the trump and that Hillary's corporate friends don't want you to feel the Bern. Make sure to not vote in protest when the DNC subverts the will of the party and gives it to hilldog because she has enough good boy points.
>>673503981
see >>673502955, subsection "spitting in god's eye"

thats the point m8. I like trumps shitty corporate track record, moderate centrist policies, and Progun leaning (he has a CC, son is /k/ incarnate with the shekels to go hardcore in NFA fun) behind his rabble rousing rhetoric better than any of the free shit bernie is promising idiots or the corporate backers of Cruz or Clinton.

Why would you need a president when you can already get welfare.

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>>673504242
>the ticket is going to be cruz/clinton
>mrw

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>>673504240
Rather be a commie than a moron

>>673504403
clinton is absolutely not fucking going to jail. you literally have downs syndrome if you believe it is possible for clinton to go to jail.
yes, she committed a crime that warrants jail. yes, if she were a lower-profile politician she probably would go jail. yes, if she had less power she would go to jail. but she is not low-profile, she has plenty of power, she is not going to fucking jail. get over it.

>>673502955

people who vote for Trump are deluded in thinking Trump gives a single shit about them

>>673502955

Quite right.

The "Christianization" of the right is a major turn off.

The SJW bullshit of the left is a major turnoff.

Why do I have to support draconian laws governing what women are allowed to do with their bodies if I want to support not having my hard earned money going to a bunch of lazy fucks who don't work?

Why should I have to support domestic terrorist groups who call for the murders of police officers and want to excuse the criminal behavior of shitbags who can't take responsibility for their own stupid choices if I don't want someone codifying a 2000-year-old book into law that govern my modern life.

Trump is, without a doubt, the worst person to fill the spot he's currently occupying, but he's striking a chord with the people who really want an independent candidate.

A truly moderate, independent candidate could, conceivably, swoop in and take this election, but barring that, we're going to have President Trump. Unless 'Florida fucks up the election' again and we end up with Hillary.

>>673504637
>implying at least 5 of his close family members aren't drug dealers
smug coon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8

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>>673504314
>actually believing a jeb bush presidency was ever possible

>>673504750
>people who vote for Trump are deluded in thinking Trump gives a single shit about them

I think you're confusing "President" with "Mommy".

>>673499309
When did America stop being great?

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One less Democrat

>>673504928

I think you need to retake high school civics because you probably spent class-time fucking your inbred cousin

>>673499309
This thread looks like a single, white, GED-holding, 45 year old male's facebook wall.

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>>673505128

You're why I will never vote Democrat again.
I don't want to be identified with the party of obnoxious assholes.

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>>673504890
you can only say that because of Godemperor trump

he was the anointed one, everyone else on the stage was vying for VP and cabinet positions/free campaign vacation on donators dime until Trump showed up and couldn't be stumped despite the whole RNC and republican establishment against him.

>>673505150

see

>>673501788

>>673505379
So you'd rather be associated with the party of inbred idiots? Fitting.

>>673505491
You must be a special kind of stupid thinking that is in anyway a real survey.

>>673505491
>Two sample sizes of 900 with no source provided.

God damn you're dumb.

>>673505379
this desu sempai

>>673505128
don't you have some student loans to repay?
>yfw you find out Bernie can't make your debt go away by making community college free
>mfw you fell for the everyone needs to go to college meme
>mfw you could be a union electrician right now making 60k a year instead of having half your barista paycheck each month paying the interest on your $40,000 feminist literature degree/placemat

Democrats are the kids who would play with the used broken toys at school, Republicans are the kids who sold duct tape wallets and bought and brought their own toys to school.
Democrats would cry about them having a new toy and blame Republicans for the reason that they dont have any new toys, the Republican didnt care tho cause he didnt have to give him shit.

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>>673505676
>>673505797
>has a source
>implying 1000 people isn't a pretty standard survey
>attacking the source because you can't refute the content
smells like fallacies in here

>>673506013
>implying a company's logo is a source
>implying a 1000 person survey is a good survey
>protecting a fake source because they can't back up the data

If you went to college you'd know better.

>>673505428
it had nothing to do with trump. like his brother, jeb is awkward, has no idea how to speak, and generally no fuckin clue what hes even doing, plus his family name has become a punchline. if the republican primary ticket was jeb bush/a box of cumfarts, cumfarts would wreck house. one thing almost the entire country can agree on is that we're not fuckin voting bush again.

>>673505676
http://www.surveyusa.com/

>>673506213
Nice independently run survey company you're showing here. No way they're biased in anyway.

>>673502340
Did you know 5/10 statistics are made up on the spot?

>>673502608
2 sides to the sotry... He actually made Cuba great again and everyone outside the US loves Che

Getting elected is not quite the same as proving he's a good leader. You have no logic in your statement/bate.

As a eurofag, I believe whoever you elect is the guy you deserve. Unfortunately, electing Trump will cause severe international instability. One which America cannot currently handle. Trump is very much like Putin, and if you elect him, you're going towards actual communism instead of socialism.

Can we just call Trump by his real name please?

Donald Drumpf will never become president.

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>>673506662

Idiot

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>>673506623
>As a eurofag

>>673506155
>can't refute the posted facts
>can't even bring up contrary facts
>still attacking the source because he can't dispute the content
>implying you've been to college with that pleb tier fallacious REEEEE based "arguement"

>>673506268
still attacking the source, but can't refute the sources information or discredit the source beyond assmad platitudes

>>673506430
>made cuba a communist shithole instead of a burgeoning tourist economy based island like everywhere else
>legacy of communist shithole continues to this day with cuba perpetually being a corrupt shithole
>killed fags and hated niggers
>his face has made millions for corporations selling his likeness
>got murdered for his trouble

>>673506623
Happiest day of my life will be when Trump calls Merkel a cunt and highfives his best bro Putin.

>>673506662
>his great great grandfather changed his name guys... on ellis island... and his family went from immigrants to billionaires in a few generations... sure it's a captivating story of the american dream but german immigrants had funny names guys!
let me guess, you also shout "it's the CURRENT YEAR" and have shitty teeth.

shoo shoo slimy limey

>>673502955
>sick of oligarchy
Trump is the oligarch you retarded fagot, he is the very thing people voting for him hate, a person who calls the shot just because he has money, and the only reason he has money is because he inherited it.

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>>673506623

>eurofag
how are all them sandniggers treating you? any good bombings lately?

>>673507008
>killed fags and hated niggers
i fail to see the problem

>>673501377
You can't get arrested for fishing or hunting without a license. Also, immigrants are great workers who are much better at working than lazy entitled Americans so people love to hire them. Americans will always hire illegal immigrants over lazy white citizens. Ironically, the lazy white American will blame the immigrant for his own unwillingness to work. What a stupid American.

>>673506623
i read it, and it is bullshit

>>673504749
How could anyone even consider her due to this. Would you be ok with say a police officer shooting someone you care about or a priest molesting a loved one because they are in a position of power. They are still people who are responsible for their actions no matter how you

>>673504749

She did what every other person before her has done which was keep a private email server.

>>673507321
>Would you be ok with say a police officer shooting someone you care about or a priest molesting a loved one because they are in a position of power.
whether or not im okay with it means absolutely fuck-all. they have power, and that power has steep benefits with the potential for abuse. we've been trying to stop police brutality since the 50's, and theyve only gotten MORE brutal. we've been trying to stop priests from raping since organized religion was invented, and that's not going well either. clinton is not going to jail. i could post on /b/ about it, post on facebook about it, post on reddit about it, write articles for news sites about it, write several thousand letters to my elected leaders about it, fuck, i could march the streets and SCREAM about it, but she is absolutely 100% for certain not going to jail. please acknowledge reality.

>>673507077
>but he's rich so he's bad!
>I want to vote for a nice shill who will suck the balls and lick the shaft of the highest bidder!
>wanting the koch brothers chosen Jeb "plz clap" bush to fight the Koch brothers chosen Hillary "u have to vote for me my husband got blown in the oval office" clinton

I can look up every stance trump has held in the last 30 years (most of them being moderate, even now, due in part that he was a democlap for a long time until the swj commie shitfest it is now).

Call me when I can even view a list of all the special interests who own Clinton.

what part of "spitting in gods eye" do you retards not understand? We don't like where the oligarchs and their dead eyed normies (you) are sending this country. Trump is an evil you can trust and he can't be worse than what idiots like you are complacent with.

>>673507284
implying im lazy because i wont pick carrots 80 hours a week for $1.50/hr

>>673507799
trump does not need to lick the balls of the highest bidder because HE IS THE HIGHEST BIDDER you dipshit

sick dubs though, witnessed

>>673507692
Oh I don't doubt she will dodge that bullet. It shows just how backwards everything is where this is just brushed aside and people would even consider making her the most powerful leader in the world. Blissful suicide

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>>673508030
you say that like it's a bad thing, it's literally what he's running on.

You can't buy someone who doesn't need to be bought. This is why the establishment and their complacent dipshits (you) are so afraid of him/told to be afraid of him. Double Dubs say it's true

>>673506623
>Getting elected is not quite the same as proving hes a good leader
But being born into a position is?

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Ron Paul should start running again

>>673508789
Rand paul and Jim webb should have conspired to not be treated as 4th rung candidates by the establishment

Ron is just a crazy old man at this point, but his son needs to find a way to not be such a beta cuck.

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>>673499309

trump WILL not become president, GOP will field someone against him to split the vote and get Shillery in, which even though they hate her the GOP leaders hate Trump even more.

>>673506623

Shut up nigga. I am an eurofag too and I hope we could have EuroTrump here too. Our politicians prefer politically correctnes instead of doing the best for their own people.

>>673505897
Republicans are faggots who brought toys to school and spent the rest of their lives crying about toys until the grew up to be poor powerless inbreds.

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>>673502955
/thread

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How great can it be?

>>673509810
Official MAGA hats aren't made in China.

>>673502955
They never learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eYJU3Zu1M

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>>673510258
>that balding kike gnome
this is why we need to make america great again

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>>673509810
>le chinese rip off merchandise is from china guiz!
here's a real one

>>673508481
highest bidder gives politician money to vote in their favor.
highest bidder's money and influence being in politics is the problem.
you want to make highest bidder the president.

how the fuck do you not see the problem

Make /B/ great again, SEND them back to /POL/ and put a wall around it!!!!

>>673510588
>trump
>highest bidder
wew lad

trump could buy any election he wanted a few times, and has. Hell, he's bought hillary in the past. But the people who own whoever you're voting for (Protip: it's the koch brothers and their kabal of 500 other richfags who have most politicians nuts in a vice on both sides of the isle) can buy pretty much any election all of the time. Until now. Because Trump doesn't need their money for him or his to do well. which is why they told their shills to tell you that you should hate trump.

the same forces that want a hillary to keep you from feeling the bern are the same people who are scrambling to keep trump from cinching the republican nomination so they can appoint a chosen goodboy.

>>673500626
nice meme man. really great meme

why not share this post you've made here with your friends at /reddit/?

>>673511017
You forgot to mention that he is controlled opposition. Don't say he isn't. He is.

Also the elections are rigged either way.

Go find the young Rothschild website where he "predicts" the winner every time.

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>>673511017
>Protip: it's the koch brothers
kek
the koch brothers are pushing jeb bush bro. i agree that theier candidates would pretty much dominated a while back, but not now. jeb fucking bush.

>>673506623
what international instability would trump cause?

An american president looking out for american people is just what we're looking for. Not another sellout like obama that wants to put our country on the sacrificial altar for terrorists, and illegal immigrants.

As a tax paying citizen, I don't understand why i'm required to pay money that goes towards helping out people who came here illegally and helping out countries with leaders that refuse to help anyone but themselves. America isn't a country that exists to serve the world, the world isn't grateful enough for it.

That's what I think of your international stability. Fuck it. It does nothing for america. We're already a regional hegemon. Who's gonna come to america and fight us? no one. Why should we care if someone middle eastern fuckhole of a country goes ape shit and starts lobbing bombs?

I wish we could have an isolationist president that would take all of our spending on other retards away so we can benefit americans with it.

>>673503443
BASED
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>>673503644
Gotta create a liberal folder now

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wait /b/ give this anon a hand with american politiks
i am new zealandfag so can someone just give me a sentence or two on the current situation?
is bernie still in or is it gonna be trump vs hillary? how many bernie fans would change to trump if hillary is elected?
what are the chances on each political figure winning?
why do people solely shit on trump on public media and their only backup is he is easy to shit on but not bernjew or shillary?
thanks /b/oys

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>>673504240
>dat milk

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>>673499309
>>673500626
>>673500776
>>673500899
>>673501116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w4q1PIUDIk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w4q1PIUDIk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w4q1PIUDIk

>>673513234
how can he be that erudite on the fly, yet 99% of the time he boots up like a windows 95 computer and can't craft a 10 word sentence? it's like wires cross in his brain and it works for a few seconds, then the connection shorts out and he's back to idiot savant magic hands ben carson, the forest gump of neurosurgeons.

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>>673513792
His not the greatest presidential candidate, though he still have some real moments of clarity

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>>673514554
>dems this asshurt that the "I'll have these niggers voting democrat for 100 years" demographic toe the party line instead of voting for their free college messiah.
kek