ITT: Virgins
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ITT: Virgins
>>673497074
Shit, I guess I can't post here can I?
>>673497006
Telling my parents she was smoking weed, me trying to hang out with her friends, me beating her in video games. Stuff like that. Hey she never hit me in the face though.
extra virgins
>>673497019
well its not like she wanted to be burnt..
but next time just go. make sure to secure your valuables too. women are nasty and will always go for revenge no matter the cost.
>>673497074
you got a extra S there Nibi.
>>673497229
hit her fucking back ffs! she keeps doing it because you don't fight back. when she realises thats she's weaker than her gay younger brother she'll think twice.
>>673497280
well yea but the most recent reason for not going to see him had no real basis and nothing to do with the burns. That is what I am talking about in this case, and the few times she stopped me before it happened.
>>673497280
lol, ikr?
>>673497498
What was the reason?
It was bullshit trust me.
>>673497563
i thought it was a type but N is nowhere near S.
>>673497482
1st off, she stopped hitting me a long time ago. 2nd, she was stronger than me at the time. I know how to fight now, but before I would just curl up into a ball and take it. The only times I really ever fought back when people hit me where when "friends" did it.
>>673497789
That sucks when friends turn on you. where they 'fag' bashing?
>>673497760
The reason was that she needed the money in my account to pay help pay for furniture. Note I make 10.50 an hour, she makes 16 an hour not counting tips.
i love how trump pisses off my obnoxious aunt so much
she's losing her mind
>>673498163
nah, if I said something they didn't like or contradicted them they would get violent.
>>673497229
Why'd you rat on her for the dank?
>>673498274
Haha, that's a pretty good one.
>>673498259
Then she should've gotten cheaper, affordable furniture. Simply that logic huh?
>>673498433
right through might. I had one of them once. I suplexed them on the oval. he never reverted to violence after that.
>>673498730
Hey Kaybe my BB
Hey
>>673498898
Hello there my BLT (Buff Looking Tiger)
>>673498952
Hey now, hey now
This is what dreams are made of
>>673499146
LOL. I'm keeping that one thanks
i am NOT a virgin
>>673499428
Then why are you here?
>>673499277
I know. You want to keep all the buff looking tigers to yourself.
>>673499507
i create paradoxes as a hobby
>>673499507
Yeah i want them all for myself. I'd let them do anything to me.
I'm going to pick up my pizza. catch you later.
>>673499853
They would have you slipping around as the only piece on their oiled up human chess board.
Buh bye
I just cleaned my apartment for 6 fucking hours please send help
Someone post the sports stuff
>>673500768
Maybe if you didn't just piss on the nearest wall whenever you had to go, it wouldn't have been so dirty.
>>673500768
keep stuff organized.
I say that but I'm a slob.
>>673500768
Thats cute
>>673501350
I know that feeling, but I have an organized clutter.
>>673501075
The sports stuff?
>>673501547
I just throw shit on the floor.
>>673501499
You're cute.
>>673501091
I do not.
>>673501350
I do keep things organized, I'm just a perfectionist so if my counters aren't sparkling, it's not good enough.
>>673501547
I have papers all around my room. I need to shred some.
>>673501873
So you're an OCD house wife?
>>673501775
I only do that if I am feeling amazingly lazy, even then I clean it up shortly after most days.
>>673501775
tru athlete right there
>>673501873
I guess
>>673501905
Well considering the fact you have a business and all it makes sense.
>>673501920
Well la-di-dah.
>>673502021
He benches hamburgers.
>>673501905
Not quite that level, considering I clean barely ever, but when I do I like it to be SUPER clean that way I don't have to do it for a while after. Roundabout laziness~
>>673502035
<3
This threads is totals dildos, you ams all faggots
>>673502326
Should I play BB or get mad in R6?
>>673502212
It's pretty easy to do, you should try it sometime.
>>673497074
Everyone is this thread is literally gay and attracted to animals.
I didn't know people were actually like this in real life.
Funny that.
>>673502552
What's BB? Also why would you get mad in R6, you're good at that game
>>673502552
BB?
>>673502564
I should, but I won't.
>>673502198
it could be a lot cleaner
>>673502696
It's not really that funny.
>>673502800
eh, no one is perfect.
>>673502979
Hardly anyone is even adequate.
>>673501775
You know.. the sports stuff!
Currently not on pc so i can't upload anything
>>673502712
Blazblue and not really.
>>673503471
Do locker rooms count?
>>673503690
Dass wat i ment yo
>>673502979
yeah I guess.
>>673503711
Hey Hornybuns
>>673503548
I still don't know what it means.
>>673503859
Hello, Joe
Homos
>>673504005
hi kaybe
>>673504005
Hey girl hey!
>>673504107
How flows your river?
>>673504163
I am a big strong man actually
>>673504005
A fighting game
>>673504531
go on
>>673504468
Its a joke, nvm
Hi, Watching MacGyver!
BlazBlue?
More like BoringBlue
>>673504880
blazblue has an amazing story, you shut up!
>>673504815
I guess I just don't watch enough Shot at Love.
Is he using his trusty Swiss Army knfie?
>>673505180
Mafia family issues episode
And that knife gets stolen a lot I notice
>>673505180
>Shot at Love.
Also forgot to say, WHAT THE FUCK is that?!
>>673505547
>>673505402
It's a nice knife.
>>673505547
https://youtu.be/1SEwyErcEgA?t=6
>>673505669
>>673505812
I regret saying that now.
Thank you for showing me that.
>>673505996
I mean, helurrr?!
>>673506116
Hi?
I'm voting for Trump. So I especially belong ITT.
>>673506839
Fight the good fight man.
>>673506839
make america great again
>>673499853
You probably love the Zootopia dancing tigers too right?
I aint even gay but they're hot
Ok bye
>>673507614
Buh bye
>>673507484
He does.
Still in bed
>>673506839
trump'16
>>673507759
It's not a bad place to be. Needing to pee is the enemy of being in bed, however.
>>673508081
I don't feel the need yet.
>>673508262
And yet the inexorable tide rises.
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>>673507670
hot
conor oberst sounds exactly like isaac brock
>>673509999
How was the pizza, compadre?
>>673510266
Was good. Pizza Capers smoke pepperoni pizza.
>>673510645
This one is going into the collection. Thanks Joe!
>>673510994
Doesn't sound too shabby.
Heading off to bed, night guys
>>673510994
np fam
>>673511327
Catch you later.
>>673511327
good night
>>673511327
Night!
>>673511221
Yeah it had more cheese than i'm used to but still great.
What are you upto?
Extra virgin olive oil.
>>673511516
Watching Ocean's Eleven. Wishing my sleep schedule wasn't so on its head.
>>673511595
There was a commercial like that.
>>673511790
An olive oil commercial with a naked furry dude in speedos?
>want to sleep
>Cannot
>Sleep for one hour before 12 hour work day
...
Or almost naked, whatever I just woke up.
>>673511885
You really ought to sleep better.
>>673511709
That's an alright movie.
>>673511885
Well arn't you just bad at planning. Goto sleep. even resting still in a dark room will help you recover.
>>673511709
I want to show off how awesome this picture is too the wooooorld but normal people suck
>>673511871
>Little girl asks mother what does "Virgin" mean
>Mother explains birds and bees
>Little girl ask what does "Extra Virgin" mean
>Is Olive Oil commercial
goddam mongorians
>>673511980
they only like this
>>673511956
Im more likely to get laid then for that to happen.
Witch is not happening.
>>673512067
get laid
then sleep
?????
profit
>>673511980
I bet you want to stuff your face in his ass just like i do,
>>673511976
Im not doing anything you tell me to do.
>>673511997
Oh, that.
>>673512067
Well, uh... RIP I guess.
>>673512124
see>>673512067
>Not happening
I am more likely to win the lottery than get laid.
>>673512188
Rip in pieces.
>>673512165
Then get fired from your job, lets see you get a timby when you got no money
>>673512397
Im not getting fired. Im probably going to work there the rest of my life.
>>673512133
Everything about this picture is enticing
that deer ass is jsut too much for me
I'd pay to be his seat
Which hopefully isnt long now.
>>673512510
You can always be his seat in your dreams.
>>673512782
do not tell anybody
i have a plush buck with a nice ass and i put it on me face sometimes for fun
>>673512507
What do you do?
>>673512510
You can be my seat. i'vll take care of you.
>>673512507
What's your line of work?
>>673513156
Pictures of buck plush?
>>673513179
you still have no properly shown us your buttocks
>>673513244
looks much better in person
>>673513179
>>673513244
Factory work
>>673513492
How big is it?
>>673513546
Nice.
>>673513492
Looks like a cuti.
>>673513546
oh so you can be replaced super easy then. Well don't lose an arm from working with heavy machinery while sleep deprived.
>>673513718
he's 20"
>>673513793
total qt
>>673513718
Yes, nice.
>>673513793
Who cares
>>673513932
That's a decent sized pillow buck.
What other lewd things you do to him?
>>673514036
Me, otherwise i would've not warned you.
>>673513932
Pretty nice size. Especially if you're into doing raunchy things with him.
>>673514036
How long you been working there?
>>673514188
Several years
>>673514305
Is there a pay ceiling?
>>673514260
Well i known you long enough to call you a mate. I do care about what may happen you to.
>>673514115
>>673514188
Well I.... I cuddle
while looking at lewd things
my baby is cum free
>>673514386
There are no opportunities for advancement.
>>673514414
You are stupid. I liked it better when you called me a kunt and said I had a baby penis.
