ylyl greentext edition
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ylyl greentext edition
>>673493523
i already posted that one fag
Anyone have the benny lava green text? It was about a guy who was best friends with an indian guy. He was at his friend's house and he asked if his loony bun was fine benny lava and the dad didn't understand so they played this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g
A long one, but a good one.
>be me
>20y.o. college student
>beta as fuck
>be walking to class
>see 7/10 qt3.14 walking my direction
>notice she looks very familiar
>very familiar
>getting pretty close now, can’t stop thinking about where the hell I’ve seen this girl
>be about 10ft away when I realize we matched on tinder
>realize I’ve been staring at her this whole time
>she seems creeped out
>panic
>quickly look down
>beta as fuck
>need to do something to play off my creepiness
>see a short thick stumpy stick
>*kick stick nonchalantly to look cool*
>realize it’s way too fucking soft to be a stick
>It’s a dead bird
>mfw I misjudge the weight and trajectory of what I thought was a stick
>mfw I realize I just kicked a dead bird in front of tinder match
>bird carcass lands in the general area of tinderella
>she makes an awkward side step to avoid the dead bird
>gives me a “are you fucking serious?” face
>must salvage situation
>“lol, Just joking!”
>tinderella speed walks away
>>673493590
Everyone always posts it faggot.
Keep em coming if you're still there
>>673496341
Good God...
>>673493520
FUCKING LOST TOPPEST KEKKEROONIE
>TRYING TO PISS FASTER HE WANTS TO ESCAPE
Contributing
>>673496722
Have a slightly more readable version.
>>673499766
Cheers mate
>>673499784
o i'm laffin
>>673494657
holy fucking christ i lost
>>673492928
fucking lost
>>673500726
Is the joke meant to be that there is no filename? I don't get it.
>>673497524
aspie jesus
>>673500883
Psshh, look at you kid, you need to be more up-to-date with the latest memes kid.
>>673500726
Retard. Someone already did this joke a few threads ago.
>>673499041
underrated
>>673493551
Lost my shit to this
>>673493753
my sides are fuck
>>673494579
Anyone got the rest of Neal or the other tard stories? These are by far my favorites
>>673496341
I thought this was YLYL, not "you're never sleeping again"
Fuck only just sold my WiiU 2 months ago.
>>673506276
>posting an image that happened not even 24 hours ago.
Faggot
>>673503483
can someone add context to this besides its 40k?
>>673507024
what, is there a time limit on comedy now?
>>673507024
wtf? you're a piece of shit
reading this one really hurt me for some reason
>>673509088
Holy shit dude. That was one hell of a ride.
>>673509088
The fucking best.
>>673509088
Dude. Holy fuck.
>>673508279
Golden
>be 7
>just started school
>have unbiological little sister who is autistic and a downie
>lets call her downie
>taking a shit
>mom knocks on bathroom door
>"can downie come and take a shit too"
>"sure i guess"
>"thanks anon"
>see mom sitting downie on her potty
>continue shitting while reading a comic
>finish shitting look at downie
>shes covered in shit
>shes complitely covered in shit
>scream for mom
>"what is it anon" says mom
>"downie covered herself with poop"
>mom comes in the bathroom looks at her and tells me to go away cause shes wash downie
>go to my room read more comics and see mom come out of bathroom with downie (downie is complitely clean)
Continue reading comics
If you guys want i can post another story about downie
>>673509088
This is beautiful.
>>673512403
[spoiler] not bad [spoiler]
>>673512403
Moarrr Anon-I don't wanna lose now-this thread is more intense then Vietnam.
>>673501735
wat
>>673509088
This should be a movie.
>>673512762
>>673512599
Thanks it was my first greentext
>>>/pol/67007649
>>673512403
>mom and me going to get my brother from school
>get home mom goes in the kitchen to make dinner
>hear her scream
>go in kitchen see downie and the whole fucking kitchen covered in black paint
>looks like a bomb exploded there
>mom is panicing and me and my brother just looking at the casualties
>mom goes to shower with downie
>after a while my mom some how cleaned downie
>paint doesnt come off from normal washing, mom starts to get mad
>she looks up how to clean it up
>finds something that should clean it
>mom spends rest of the week washing the kitchen
>>673507752
im crying
Have you guys seen that thread about the guys looking for OP in the woods?
>>673507099
About the Death Korps of Kreig, essentially human robots that have only one purpose: Die for the Emperor
>>673494120
Lost.
