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Chch-fag reporting
What's the haps ya'll?

Why are IDs even gone?

>>673489023
dunedin here

Dunners reporting.

What's good this evening, all?
>>673489832
'sup?

>>673489023
when are you guys gonna change that flag to the leaf thing? moari powa > british crown

>>673489589
That's my waifu you hear?
Mine
Palmy reporting in
Had my first ever migraine today

>>673490100
was gonna make okonominyaki but countdown didnt have the batter flour like last time so I couldnt. gotta wait till tomorrow now and thats just not good enough.

>>673490358
Unimart and the like don't have it? Devo.

finished building my detonator earlier today, works pretty well

Hamilton reporting in

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hawkes bay here faggots.

>>673491101
unimart was closed by the time i could get around to going out

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who this? found it on here a few weeks back

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>>673490309
You wish nigga!


Going to ask a girl out for a coffee from class this week. Is online fine to do it if offline isn't possible? Given myself a Thursday deadline..... Oh and plot twist, I have a GF and she knows I'm going to ask this chick out. How do I convince this girl it's cool

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>>673492643

>>673492757
you're asking the wrong people

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>>673489589
Sup mate, Rolleston faggot here. Which suburb?

>>673492757
>Is online fine
nigga, its 2015
it would be acceptable to drink the coffees at different cafes and chat online so long as you payed for hers somehow.

>>673493899
nigga it's 2016

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>>673494028
shut up troll

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North Shore reporting in

>>673494425
Jagermeister means "Master Hunter" in german.

>>673494671
Fitting as im hunting for a new job

Dunners reporting, bruh
>>673490100
Yo!
>>673490358
Boycott Countdown, you reckon?

>>673495061
Hey mate! We missed the films, now what?

>>673495217
Oh shit, we did too!
Had a niece's birthday party and my phone went flat, lost track of time
I'm open for suggestions, can't say I've got any myself

>>673495061
>Boycott Countdown, you reckon?
tempting, city centre is the superior supermarket, but countdown does a mean select range cracker for $2 and its closer to me.

>>673495217
all of us do a cracker run to countdown and stop and wong goks

>>673489023
Post the new flag faggot.

As someone who has lived in New Zealand for over thirty years I can fully confirm that you are all a bunch of faggots.

And abrekebra is shit.

no tiny chat meme?

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Key's bodyguard seems familiar

just got a meatball sub from the night market and a big fat 50 bag and I just hit lvl 30 on The Division, life is good /b/

>>673494425
what even is there to do on 'the shore'
been here since tuesday and i have just been staying in every night out of sheer benightment

>>673495761
Take that back, Abrakebabra is the shit

>>673496024
Mate I have no fucking clue, just moved up myself, thus why im on 4chan on a Saturday night

>>673496088
go to morocco on cuba street, way better kebabs and theyre cheaper too, also the guy who works there most nights is a good cunt

>>673496088
>>673495977
>>673495722
>>673495533
>>673493899
>>673493077
>>673490100
nz thread does it again

>>673495533
Nah, no worries! Did you get some mean cake though, g?
I got nothing, man. I'm rubbish at this stuff
>>673495569
>and stop and wong goks
Eh?

>>673496333
*At
its a chinese place ive been wanting to try, looks pretty legit

>>673495569
Countdown wins again!
>>673496333
Coming in hot with the trips
Was average, definitely didn't make up for the large amount of kids screaming and running around!
As am I, shit..

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>>673495722
is the new flag confirmed?
i havent been keeping up with the shenanigans

>>673495761
as someone who has known everything since the void begot change and change begot time, i can confirm you are a bunch of faggots all by yourself.

someone please get me fucked up and take me to a rave

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>Christchurch

Here as usual

What does /b/ thing about the flag change?
http://strawpoll.me/7058525

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>>673496891
Ill be there for easter weekend. Mum promised a girls night out

>>673497166
A girls night out with your mum? Sounds weird, but I don't know your mum

>>673496891
Also. nothing much else to do.

>>673497270
Yeah, was thinking of just cruising around the aves for awhile for something to do.

>>673497325
I'm old as shit, aves are dead these days. its not like the old times, thats for sure.

>>673497270
NZ is fucking shit for that

>>673497462
Yeah definitely a lot quieter

>>673497267

my mums dope af

>>673496435
Closing in a bit, like. I'll check it out though
>>673496534
Numbers on lock tonight!
Haha, I know the kinda gig. What can you do, eh?
>social rejects organising a social gathering
You're not so much, but still, there's a glaring problem here...

>>673497845
Haha, should be a blast then.

Where are you from?

>>673498160
probably too late now. too late for anything. we should really plan these things in advance

>>673498329
Yeah, I know. We only come out at night though, is the problem

Best places to buy a new computer in NZL?

>>673498160
Yeah exactly, just something you gotta put up with
It's like, if something was suggested, I reckon 4,5 maybe 6 might turn up, yet none of them are willing to suggest anything, like, c'mon fam
>>673498329
11pm we had the first awkward sorta meet, wasn't half bad though

>>673498592
this would be easier if we were more active on soc.
>>673498855
this is true. im so sleepy tho

>>673498790
Dick Smith, but make sure you layby with a large deposit.

>>673499142
Kek

>>673498956
Another night then? We need some forward planning on this though
Attempting to plan on the night isn't working in our favour all that much

>>673499142
thx m8.

>>673498855
Yeah, you know it. That's exactly how it went down the first time!
I'm pretty comfy with late night hangs, it's just that there's not much open then or anything

>>673497166

If you're going to be around chch for the weekend, you ever considered kicking it with a M/F couple?

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>>673498790
Pay someone knowledgeable to build it for you. Most company's if your buying a desktop prebuilt not a laptop will end up meaning you pay a bit more than its all really worth.

Although there are some that are OK.

Going to some irish parade shit in Ponsonby tomorrow for St. Patrick's. Reading the description it sounds lame but I guess I can just gawk at the redheaded girls.

>>673498790

Nigga if you in chch I'll build that shit for 150bucks. You just order the parts. Have done it for a bunch of peeps so far. 150 was just what I got from the first 2 so became standard.
Otherwise PBTech isn't bad apparently

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>>673499468
im cool with last minute planning but no one would show up like last time

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I'm a faggot can we confirm a gathering for all the faggots?

>>673499935
150 bucks to plug shit in where do i sign up

>>673499580
Late night is where I prefer, it's comfy, as you say but yeah, there is that aspect too
>>673499968
Small crowds are good though, I'd prefer a smaller group to a larger group

>>673499968
Well, it is still Dunedin. We're never going to have a bus-load of people showing up
>>673500276
I don't mind it, because I'd just drive around or whatever! But I know that's not everyone's jam, that's where we need some ideas

>>673500276
24 hour mc d's and chill

Anyone over 16 here?

>>673500226
I know right!!
Ezpz they're just odd jobs though, once in a long while. Still an easy 150.

>>673500526
Yeah, same!
Yeah, need to cater for others too
>>673500554
Sounds legit, in my opinion
>>673500596
underage b&

>>673500596
I'm so old I bleed dust.

>>673500526
>because I'd just drive around or whatever!
eh i'd been cool for a cruise its just not very social and someone would have to give me a ride.

>>673500703
>Sounds legit, in my opinion
yeah man im always down for a mc flurry.

TBH I'd be keen to go stargazing, no idea where a good spot for that would be

>>673501026
backstory?

Or can I assume this is either photoshop or mexican gangster bullshit.

>>673500624
Im jelly /b/ro, i used to buy sunglasses off aliexpress for 10 bucks and sell them for 40

>>673500859
You're welcome to a lift, I telt you that!
I think we're trying to avoid doing car shit because we'll just wax poetic forever and it's lame for anyone not into them.

Fuckin', go to Maccas, then drive out to some spot and chill?

>>673500859
>TBH I'd be keen to go stargazing, no idea where a good spot for that would be

Outside is always a good option. I know it is a scary place and you don't go there that much but it is the best place for stargazing.

>>673501587
>Fuckin', go to Maccas, then drive out to some spot and chill?
sounds good as fuck Im keen

>>673501604
Hey i leave the house daily!! to and from work. I want a place dark enough that you can see the curve of the milky way, not just a few dots.

>>673500859
I'm not sure about other Dunners, but I'll be going out for a drive soon, if anything pops up I'll tag along!

>>673500859
go see the aurora australias

>>673489023
what the fuck in new zealand?
hat is Australia's flag right there.

>>673501320
I feel like it could be attached to keep it alive until at such time it can be reattached.

>>673502048
Got a question, can you see auroras down here with the naked eye?
Old man reckons you can, I reckon you can only see them on camera because a lens can see more than the human eye

>>673501328
So why did you stop?

>>673502048
>aurora australias
that would be the best meet up.

>>673501985
sounds good, if nothings hashed out before 10:30 ill prob just go to sleep though.

>>673501982
Well, I don't know shit about stars, but I'm down.
>>673501985
Me? See above. I'll need something approaching a proper tea at Maccas or where ever though

>>673501328
Trademe caught me, still illegal even if i say they are fake

>>673501026
Fuck, that dick must have been traveling fast.

>>673502245
not sure if you can see with the naked eye in dunners, i just saw something about it on story the other night. I'd love to see the aurora though!

>>673502245
It is rare. And you have to go to a place called invercargill which is a shit hole. You are better off buying a ticket to Tromso on your credit card and seeing the aurora's up there.

>>673502488
That reminds me, I gotta report someone selling counterfeit laptop batteries on there

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Anyone else go to armageddon and perv at girls in costumes?

>>673502610
Yeah that's what sparked up the debate!
It'd be amazing, that's for sure

>>673502747
Mate, I live across the street from a university hostel and I own a high powered lense. I don't need to go to armageddon to perv at girls.

>>673502919
It's probably one of my only true goals in life

>>673502747
I missed that in auckland, but I'm going to the St. Patrick's day parade tomorrow so I might perv at the irish dancers.

>>673499935
Mightyape charge less than 150 over the parts value for their pre-built rigs.

G'day cunt masterton reporting in, just survived a car crash a few hours back and concussed to shit, anyone one of you niggers had anything similar?

>>673503028
cmon mate sharing is caring

>>673503501
Yeah I was drunk driving this one time and crashed into some dumb fuck eh but I was all good and he was pretty fucked but oh well that's life

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Post cock pics ;)

Post yer bucket lists?

>>673503468

And how's the shipping cost?

>>673503666
Checked, and nice mate it's all a bit of banter ay

>>673503666
You're a cunt

>>673503933
1:Not die alone.

Balclutha reporting

>>673491101
The milk tea at unimart my god

>>673504430
Balclutha? Jesus, I'm sorry for you.

>>673504430
the fuck. you at finegands?

>>673503933
bucketlist

>tour america (whole bunch of different list things included in the tour)
>tour europe (more list things included)
>lose v card
>do all the drugs
>go to a rave
>buy a hooker
>own/drive a 1968 Dodge Charger R/T
>do all the adrenaline junkie shit
>do coke out of a hookers butthole (thanks wolf of wall street)
>meet some of my favorite youtubers
>go to a con in perfect cosplay
>play all the vidya
>watch all the movies i need to watch
>watch all the tv shows
>read all the books


thats all i can come up with atm, i'll think of more eventually

>>673504630
Me too anon>
>>673504643
What's that lmao

>>673504826
the big damn factory most the fucking town works at

>>673503468
3.90 to auckland and probably like 12 to Christchurch? Their shipping is cheap.

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Tauranga

>>673503933
>two dudes at the same time
>lots of weird sex acts
>SE asia
>europe
>america
>lots of food tours in all of these places
>get married

average life goals tbh

>>673504881
I assume you mean the freezer works otherwise I have no idea. Nah Im working at New world for a few months part time till I save up a little to move back to aus

>>673503501

Crashed at 160 once, got concussed as shit, vision went all melty, and fractured my back.

Also t-boned a ute at 90 once on a dirt bike, no helmet, only survived as I got shot almost straight upwards in a high arc. Just cut myself up pretty bad.

Another time my friend sent my car through a t intersection sideways at about 120. Got some crazy whiplash and seatbelt burn.

Also crashed a car at about 70 into a big ditch, air bag fucked my shit right up. Then drove car 600 km with no windows on one side.

And when I was 12 I wrote off my grandma's car by crashing into a tree at around 50. No seatbelt so I got pretty beat up.

Maaan, my life, wtf...

>>673503933
Find a reason to not an hero before 30
Unsurprisingly I'm >>673505075

>>673505091
Sounds like you're just shit at driving

>>673505254

Not gonna deny that. The 160 crash was mostly my fault, as well as the 70 kmph one, and the one when I was 12 was completely my fault. But the others weren't my fault at all.

>>673505091
You shouldnt be in charge of any motor vehicle.

>>673505254
Kek

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Bump? It's not even midnight yet!

>>673507005
I love you

>>673507122
That's kawaii

how many of you cunts actually browse /b/? i only come here for this thread

>>673507344
I'm more or less only here for this thread as well.
What a sad existence.

>>673507122
I love you

>>673507583
I love you more

>>673507122
>>673507583
Now fuck

>>673507747
Hehehe stop it yooouuuu

>>673507344
im on alot of other boards a lot, i just /b/ for nzg though

>>673507344
i come here for dick rates threads m8

Another bump. Half an hour to go.

Where everyone aaaaaat

>>673508703
tinychat

16 yo from waitak

Ask me shit

>>673510497
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>673510583
Because I have a good life unlike you

>>673510670
rudey dudey

Albany reporting in.
Any fags looking for a blow job tonight? Hell, I might even be keen to bottom depending on how big you are.

>>673494425
>Using tomorrow on /b/
Look, the tomorrow theme is for /v/, the classic yotsuba is for /b/ and yotsuba b is for /a/

>>673511166
horse?