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who the fuck is dumb enough to believe we were created? if there
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who the fuck is dumb enough to believe we were created? if there was an all knowing all perfect god. why the fuck are we being born with all kinds of shitty problems?
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>>673472370
this is proof there is no god
http://www.streamboobs.com/amandarox/
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>>673472456
yes but jenga proves physics
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>>673472370
You try to make something that doesn't eventually lead to shit. You've made this thread and it's crap. What's going to be the result of this thread? It's going to end and then there will be room for some faggot OP to try and make another thread. It's the same shit with our universe you faggot. We're all just waiting for the big 404.
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>>673472370
sauce on the pic op. and i'll personally prove there is a god.
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Does it really make a difference? We still gonna have to wake up and go to work until we die.
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>>673472370
Why can't a god let there be shitty things? Your argument sucks and does nothing to make any points. That aside, there is no god.
https://youtu.be/BZMHdozhFrE?t=39s
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bumpinnn with music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHgZOMQQTDA
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>>673472976
don't be hard on op, he has autism.
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>>673472955
Maserati
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>>673473189
effin eh!
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>>673472955
Not op but that's Maserati & here is the clip.

http://www.xvideos.com/video8975310/giant_tits_black_woman_fucks_white_cock
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>>673473509
triple effin eh. this thread actually turned out useful
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>>673472370
1) We humans were granted free will by God.
2) We humans are far from perfect and that 's why the Earth sucks.
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>>673474037
god does not exist you fucking moron
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Life is either a test or a game of some sorts.
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>>673474266
I can turn the question around:
Who is smart enough to prove there is no God?
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>>673472370
>god accidentally creates an abomination
>god in denial for many years pretending he did a good job
>god finally realises he dun goofed
>god pretends as if he still cares and watches over us
>god secretly creating better more perfect versions of us on other planets
>god cracking jokes with other god friends about how earth sucks and were all going to die a shitty pointless death with no heaven
>we never hear from god again
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>>673472840
Bruh
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>>673472370

dem titties are like "we can't handle much more of this captain!" and have a scottish accent because reasons
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>>673474982
>humanity eventually figures out how to extract consciousness
>we become gods
>no need for god
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>>673474425

CHARLIE SHEEN
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>>673472370
We are a soul farm. God needs souls for power. He makes a planet and shows himself to everyone differently. He tells each sect to hate and kill each other, thus ensuring a steady supply of souls.
>God is good at reaping souls.
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>>673472370
The problems are a test. We have to stick with God even through the tough times, and if we do we will be rewarded with eternal life alongside him.
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>>673475677
god must be a class 1 faggot
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>>673475313
Gods is a little much. Apparently our next evolutionary phase is to become a hive mind.
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>>673475677
No.
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>>673475974
you mean like......................................................................................................................................................................................a cloud
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>>673474735
>Who is smart enough to prove there is no God?
smart people, like scientists
btw jesus was a schizophrenic
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Death created time so it could grow the things it kills. Read it on a newspaper
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>>673476079
Exactly
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>>673472370
you have a small mind, read some philosophy and have an epiphany anything me or anyone else will make sense to you unless you make sense of it first
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>>673474735
Technically no one can. A unfalsifiable hypothesis can't really be shown to be false.
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>>673476335
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>>673476062
Rather than "no", your thoughts are?:
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>>673476533
"God Hypothesis" is a valid scientific hypothesis,[39] having effects in the physical universe, and like any other hypothesis can be tested and falsified. Other New Atheists such as Victor Stenger propose that the personal Abrahamic God is a scientific hypothesis that can be tested by standard methods of science. Both Dawkins and Stenger conclude that the hypothesis fails any such tests,[40] and argue that naturalism is sufficient to explain everything we observe in the universe, from the most distant galaxies to the origin of life, species, and the inner workings of the brain and consciousness. Nowhere, they argue, is it necessary to introduce God or the supernatural to understand reality.
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guys there is a god and here is my interpretation of it
>god is like anyone else that gets a drink, it puts some ice in the drink, and lets the ice melt on its own, it doesn't put the ice over a heater to melt faster, just waits till the ice melts on its own
>god is a director of life, we are the actors, god may tweak some things to make the movie/life seem better, but he is no actor, he doesn't come in and start fucking shit up for the better or worse, he just lets the script do its thing, people who are written to die, die, and people who live on in the movie do so until they die too, good just sits back an watches it all happen,
>god sets the ball rolling, just lets it roll, never touching it, or influencing it in any way, just lets the ball roll until it stops
>god exists, but not in a way simpletons think, in books, in history memories, as i write this thread, god is in your mind, your memory, has become prat of your knowledge now, you can not, not know something, you can only forget, but just because you forgot something does not mean it never existed
>god is and always will be as a construct of human definition, god means something different to every single individual, there is no one god, but there is only one god you believe in, whether you are an atheist or someone that does not believe in god, answer me this, who can you not believe in something that doesn't exist
>a god is a contradiction within itself, a problem of certainty that can never be certainly defined as anything more than one defines it to be
(there is more i could say but, i will get to wrapped up in philosophy and shit so, ill stop for now)
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>>673472370
Because who wants to go to heaven where there isn't any problems for all eternity.
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>>673475966
It must be if it is to be believed that we are all created in its image. God must be a raging gay, pedo, asexual, furry faggot.
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>>673478528
so if there's no tampering, there's no script
contradicting yourself
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>>673472370
>there is no such thing as true perfection, at least no to people agree on what perfection means to them
>creation cannot physically exist and varies in our definitions
>what do you define as a shitty problem, going to the bathroom, stubbing your toe, getting a paper-cut, war, murder, violence, death, sickness, famine, unreasonable ideas, love, porn, sex, friends, family morals, life?
being to vague makes you seem you don't truly know of what you ask OP, be specific in the world
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Because humans squandered all of gods gifts to humanity, and chose a life of sin. And we have been abandoned.
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>>673479687
yeah but he created us apparently. so its his fault we sin.
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>>673479371
you sir, you get it, you are certainly smarter than the rest, in realizing contradictions are something that is everywhere, i am black, but i am racist to black people, im a faggot but i condemn gays, im not religious but im an atheist, a religion in itself, i am alive, but dead, i was never born but i have a birthday, the more you notice contradiction in life, the easier it is to understand or get closer to one's own definition for their own existence, i cannot tell you what you are or what i am truly, but you can decide if you believe me to be anything you want, and think that you are what you think you are to yourself
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>>673480240
anon stop, my autistic mind is hurting already
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>>673480240
>i am black, but i am racist to black people,
that is not a contradiction

> im a faggot but i condemn gays,
this is not a contradiction
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God is a spiteful and vengeful man
With a fucked up sense of humor
Just a guess
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>>673472370
All problems come from sin, God created creation perfectly and sin corrupted it. A man can spend hours designing and building a computer and some child can come with a hammer and demolish it in seconds, does that make the man any less of a designer. All things considered God designed something far better than anything your are capable of designing, if you are more intelligent than God, fix the problems yourself
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>>673472370
Woah, I never thought of it that way. I guess it's because I am incapable of thinking something that's this fucking retarded.
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i love threads like these, they are so refreshing in presenting a new a unique perspective on life, i love you all, but despise your very existence, i admire you free thinking, but am disgusted by you opinions, it is so fun, yet annoying to contradict ones self, it makes me angered but relaxed at the thought
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>>673480546
your not a contri'dick'tion, urmergerd
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>>673480546
ah, so you seem to have noticed, good eye, good eye, now think, did i not purposely make these non contradictions only to contradict myself in the long run, or am i just a baiting newfag? riddle me this anon, or contradict that, or answer me how you will
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>>673480546
faggot falling for bait, he is contradicting himself by not contradicting himself or some shit
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>>673480608
>God "the designer" built a computer
So who built the hammer, and who gave it to the child?
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>>673481282
>did i not purposely make these non contradictions only to contradict myself in the long run
this
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>>673481457
you did
he did
they didn't
she never will
we never have
i won't
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>>673481552
keked too have, my side have exploded
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>>673481686
>too hard
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>>673481421
mfw
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>>673481601
Or ya know you could make a sensible response but
That's none of my buissness
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>>673472957
THIS GUY GETS IT
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>>673481838
business men tend to make things their business, while lawyers defend what they don't agree with most of the time
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>>673481886
true true
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ground control to major tom
ground control to major tom
take your protein pills, and put your helmet on
>mfw puts helmet on for faggot safety
>mfw this thread gets seriouse
>mfw no face
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>>673472976
what do you mean by god, what do you define as a god, anon? just curious
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>>673474266
if god doesn't exist, then what do you mean by a god anon, a word cant exist if it has no definition because it would not be considered a real word, also explain to us what you believe reality to be :)
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what god? the only real divine being is spaghetti monster
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explain what a god is anons, what are your definitions of a god and why do you think this definition to be true,
>also use three words that come to mind when you hear the word pheonix please
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>>673483649
so god=spaghetti monster
ok god definition number 2000004567 documented, thanks for the feed back anon
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so what i am getting in this thread is that every single human being that can think has their own special view on what they believe a god to be, that no other human being can fully agree with, guess this makes me feel better knowing my waifu is one of many alleged gods that are out there, sweet i am in love with a god, how sexy is that anons
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>>673483346
i ment christian, omnipotent, supernatural god, but god as an entity which is being worshiped exists, this is the definition which is being used by my friend, it is his blog antichristos44.blogspot.com/
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>>673472370
We are the universe experiencing itself subjectively as independent facets of God's imagination.

We are born with shitty problems because our incredibly complex minds are somehow made of self-regenerating chemicals accumulated in a pinkish-grey fleshsponge encased in bone in a suit made of meat, who are surrounded by billions of others just like but completely different than us, on a small piece of moist dirt circling a self-sustaining thermonuclear reaction massively powerful enough to distort the actual fabric of causality which is suspended in the infinite void that stretches backward in time for, quite literally, ever.

Marvel in the splendor of insignificance. We have a brief foray into the realm of mortality.

Make the most of your time here, because who knows what's next? Besides, there's no disappointment to be had if you're dead. It doesn't hurt to have a bit of hope.
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>>673484530
kek?
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>2016
>not accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior

get with the times heathens
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Well if we didn't have problems and if God was always intervening, how would one know happiness if they didn't know suffering?
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